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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by homesteady(m): 10:34am On Dec 28, 2016
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by bigkesh(m): 10:45am On Dec 28, 2016
Agbakolly:
Bigkesh(Our chief scout) is Frank kessie good enough for Chelsea
Lol
Since I resumed Clinical school I have had very little time for scouting

Never heard of him till yesterday, that's how busy I have been
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chrisley024(m): 11:46am On Dec 28, 2016
SailorXY:
hahahahahaha so I said "stout men" & you think I was talking of people who filled their bellies with Guiness Extra Stout??
Buhahaha! cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donjazet(m): 11:48am On Dec 28, 2016
SailorXY:
hahahahahaha so I said "stout men" & you think I was talking of people who filled their bellies with Guiness Extra Stout??
His English comprehension and composition is actually very low. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by bigkesh(m): 12:21pm On Dec 28, 2016
SailorXY:
The funny thing is that the guys claiming "atheists" are the first to show fear in perceived danger, both white & black.
In the green lands of Lesotho & a bullet narrowly misses an acclaimed atheist, the next thing that comes out of his mouth is "Jesus Christ!!" undecided

In an aircraft & two siblings acclaimed atheist from conversation were the first to shout "Jesus Christ" & "Jesus 'fücking' Christ" in a semi-turbulence.

Confusion no get senior brother. If you meet anyone that claims atheist, be near the person near death & hear him sing "Hosanna In The Highest".
That doesn't mean they are confused, it's what people around them have rubbed on them

A Yoruba man surrounded with IBO people is likely to shout 'Chineke meh' when he sees something surprising

If m surrounded with garage boys m more likely to use their slangs in relation to appropriate scenario

The scream of 'Jesus Christ' doesn't mean they believe in him to save them,it has just been stored in their Cerebrum....Language is innate, the human mind picks you anything.... Our subconscious stores and process these things

I mean,even Muslims with deep Christian relations scream 'Jesus Christ' during sex....Even Oloshos sef
Small kids without believe in Christ shout 'Jesus' just because their aunt do so

It doesn't make them believers... It is what our brains has seen,stored and process

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nateevs(m): 1:41pm On Dec 28, 2016
bigkesh:

I mean, even Muslims with deep Christian relations scream 'Jesus Christ' during sex....


Now there's a revelation. grin grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Godstraight(m): 1:48pm On Dec 28, 2016
hensben:
Of course, santa exist.
oh really
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by bi0nics: 2:24pm On Dec 28, 2016
Wingback:



It's official, Chelsea fans are a bunch of chest beating Clones, which College did you attend, Did you even graduate a high school, what type of Asinine questions are these?

1. Even your Homosexual Jesus didn't turn back Time in that folklore you refer to as Bible.

2. How many of your prophets lived forever and for the record there are animals that can live forever eg jellyfish and some animals can live for centuries like Turtles and some species of whales...Evey organism has an expiry date either due to aging or predators or diseases it's extremely foolish to assume immortality is possible with current technology, not even your Jesus lived for a century.

3. Oxygen originates from Plants...Are you familiar with photosynthesis?


4. Animals have been developed in labs, Google is your friend bathroom analyst.

5...Surely you don't expect an answer to this ludicrous question grin

Number 3 and 4 is fvcking wrong...

You don jam

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 2:25pm On Dec 28, 2016
diggz:


I smell beef here bcuz lamps left us for shitttty.....

Drogba first, terry second, cech third and lamps fourth.

Fuccck Cech bro grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 2:29pm On Dec 28, 2016
bi0nics:


Number 3 and 4 is fvcking wrong...

You don jam
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It's illegal in many countries, it runs dangerously close to cloning and many Scientists choose not to create such or do so in secret but It's well known Scientists create and Mutate Smaller organisms all the time, They even artificially breed species like Ligers.


As for No 3...I don't think I was paying Attention in HS biology but it's something like Humans breather out CO2, Plants Breathe that in and pop out Oxygen...


Anyways I don't want to derail this thread.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 2:35pm On Dec 28, 2016
Wingback:
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It's illegal in many countries, it runs dangerously close to cloning and many Scientists choose not to create such or do so in secret but It's well known Scientists create and Mutate Smaller organisms all the time, They even artificially breed species like Ligers.


As for No 3...I don't think I was paying Attention in HS biology but it's something like Humans breather out CO2, Plants Breathe that in and pop out Oxygen...


Anyways I don't want to derail this thread.


Thanks for your time sir.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by bi0nics: 2:35pm On Dec 28, 2016
Wingback:
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It's illegal in many countries, it runs dangerously close to cloning and many Scientists choose not to create such or do so in secret but It's well known Scientists create and Mutate Smaller organisms all the time, They even artificially breed species like Ligers.


As for No 3...I don't think I was paying Attention in HS biology but it's something like Humans breather out CO2, Plants Breathe that in and pop out Oxygen...


Anyways I don't want to derail this thread.

Ligers are actually hybrods- Cross breeding of lion and tigers..
Would check on the O2 stuff.. Seems the first synthesis of oxygen is due to Cyanobacterias..
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 2:40pm On Dec 28, 2016
Make una dey give yasef headches , synthesis ko synchronicity ni undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 2:40pm On Dec 28, 2016
bi0nics:


Ligers are actually hybrods- Cross breeding of lion and tigers..
Would check on the O2 stuff.. Seems the first synthesis of oxygen is due to Cyanobacterias..

Ligers are Animals grin



Cyanobacteria shocked...This is beyond my HS Biology shocked shocked shocked...Boys haven't bothered with bacteria since escaping High School. cool
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 2:56pm On Dec 28, 2016
dyabman:


Fuccck Cech bro grin


You like chop suya, kilishi ,Bush meat, goatmeat,dog meat or monkey meat cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 2:58pm On Dec 28, 2016
diggz:



You like chop suya, kilishi ,Bush meat, goatmeat,dog meat or monkey meat cheesy cheesy cheesy

Everything besides Dog and Monkey meat shocked
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 3:04pm On Dec 28, 2016
dyabman:


Everything besides Dog and Monkey meat shocked


Rflmao........I almost add cat and snake bcuz I hear say some peeps still dey chop that one too.

Abeg forgive lamps n cech biko..... Both of them over try for us over years please....

If not,I go package monkey,dog,snake and cat to you..... cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 3:07pm On Dec 28, 2016
diggz:



Rflmao........I almost add cat and snake bcuz I hear say some peeps still dey chop that one too.

Abeg forgive lamps n cech biko..... Both of them over try for us over years please....

If not,I go package monkey,dog,snake and cat to you..... cheesy cheesy

Yuck ! .. Unless the two both of them grin returns to Chelsea FC and smile wearing our shirts/jersey.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by bi0nics: 3:18pm On Dec 28, 2016
dyabman:
Make una dey give yasef headches , synthesis ko synchronicity ni undecided


Buy Caroline or H2SO5@ Siggy undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SailorXY: 3:21pm On Dec 28, 2016
bigkesh:

That doesn't mean they are confused, it's what people around them have rubbed on them

A Yoruba man surrounded with IBO people is likely to shout 'Chineke meh' when he sees something surprising

If m surrounded with garage boys m more likely to use their slangs in relation to appropriate scenario

The scream of 'Jesus Christ' doesn't mean they believe in him to save them,it has just been stored in their Cerebrum....Language is innate, the human mind picks you anything.... Our subconscious stores and process these things

I mean,even Muslims with deep Christian relations scream 'Jesus Christ' during sex....Even Oloshos sef
Small kids without believe in Christ shout 'Jesus' just because their aunt do so

It doesn't make them believers... It is what our brains has seen,stored and process
In Saudi Arabia for example (I've had enough time in that country), my acquaintances there usually exclaimed "mutawa" whenever something catches them by surprise, but never when their life is threatened in any form. Mutawas are religious policemen attached to every mall (cuz there are so many mighty malls), noted by their very long beards (normally the Saudis don't keep long beards). They are more strict & less courteous when they know you ain't muslim than even regular police; & I can say command more fear. In the American diplomatic areas, life is free & funtastic but a different world outside of it.
Now these guys got used to this exclamation cuz it just stuck, but "mutawa" never enters their subconscious when they are in danger. That's a difference.

Anyway, like I said let's move past it. We all have perspective as broad as our experiences.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 3:24pm On Dec 28, 2016
dyabman:


Yuck ! .. Unless the two both of them grin returns to Chelsea FC and smile wearing our shirts/jersey.

Well maybe as coaches someday bruv
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 3:33pm On Dec 28, 2016
diggz:


Well maybe as coaches someday bruv


Coaches ? They can never be Steve Holland .. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 3:34pm On Dec 28, 2016
One raumdeuter wey no go reply person na Terry him sabi abuse and hazard
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 3:34pm On Dec 28, 2016
pelvicky:
Is he an APC chieftain

They talk about a footballer and all they can say is, Great leader like say na Tinubu or Buhari
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 3:37pm On Dec 28, 2016
dyabman:
One rumdeuter wey no go reply person na Terry him sabi abuse and hazard

Is it not more fun to abuse Terry and Hidden Pius Ikedia
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 3:44pm On Dec 28, 2016
raumdeuter:


Is it not more fun to abuse Terry and Hidden Pius Ikedia

Just go wrap up my gifts that's all angry.

World best player loading for Eden when he moves to Madrid soon, i no know wetin dey delay them sef , common 100million pounds they can't afford undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 3:48pm On Dec 28, 2016
dyabman:
Just go wrap up my gifts that's all angry.
World best player loading for Eden when he moves to Madrid soon, i no know wetin dey delay them sef , common 100million pounds they can't afford undecided

If na to wrap things, I get enough people wey fit wrap igbo give you if you go meet them

Hidden win world best player for which planet? I laff in grumaharaji
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 4:09pm On Dec 28, 2016
raumdeuter:


If na to wrap things, I get enough people wey fit wrap igbo give you if you go meet them

Hidden win world best player for which planet? I laff in grumaharaji

Gurumaharajii kill u there angry grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 4:11pm On Dec 28, 2016
Abeg who knows about Dopejemi's whereabouts, shebi Man utd sha Don dey win.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 5:48pm On Dec 28, 2016

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by pamcode(m): 6:18pm On Dec 28, 2016
Nihilist:
Batshuayi grin grin grin grin
I don't just understand what is up with batshuayi perhaps he hasn't been impressing or Conte just doesn't believe in him.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Debroslink: 6:24pm On Dec 28, 2016
airmark:
The mole.

[img]http:///media/12-28-2016/Tfmebe.gif[/img]

Where is the attempt on goal?

Dribbling like a headless chick

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