Berbierklaus:

Chai!
Chai!!
Chai!!!.

Alhaji plenty money,you need to exercise patient,too much anger from you can actually crash mavrodi and destroy everything,please calm down.

Just the other day, Emeka Offor sent emissaries to my parents o,asking for my hand in marriage for his first son,but I said NO! God forbid bad thing,I will rather wait for the man that gave him his first container,I never knew it was the holy spirit speaking through me.

Next year Christmas is just a few months away,I will keep managing the little I have until then Obim.
please don't disappoint okay

This is exactly why I want to give my heart to you.. You understand too much.. With you by my side.. We will purchase our own continent..



So.. Emeka, that small boy.. EMEkA igwenagu offor?? That small boy I picked from the gutter has started rubbing shoulders with me?? Chai.. I have suffered.. Imagine?? Issoryt.. By the time I'm through with signing this document to buy Heathrow airport.. I'll call him and give him the insult of his life..



Don't worry baby.. Just manage okay?? Next Christmas.. You know I'm a man of my word?? Ask all my wives and concubines..( The ones I used to love oh.. Because right now, you're the only tenant in my heart.). I always keep my word..


Don't worry baby'm.. I will superlatively engulf you with wealth and uba next year! Don't you know what uba means?? In Igbo.. Uba means affluence..

ShadowCop:
SafeDavid, please take the seat.

Why is your diary so woman-like?

Man, I read your diary and I wept for manhood.

Your looks are so contrasting to your deportment. You're effeminately disposed and the word "woman wrapper" is grossly inadequate to describe your behaviour.

Such a queen, bro.

TheSonOfMark:
What the...?!

SafeDavid:


lezzlie

secondeva

shadowcop

Thanks guys, she defo got me by the balls.

Even down to copying my choice colour.

Its all good tho...

The diary ends with 2016.

ObioratheBully:



This is exactly why I want to give my heart to you.. You understand too much.. With you by my side.. We will purchase our own continent..



So.. Emeka, that small boy.. EMEkA igwenagu offor?? That small boy I picked from the gutter has started rubbing shoulders with me?? Chai.. I have suffered.. Imagine?? Issoryt.. By the time I'm through with signing this document to buy Heathrow airport.. I'll call him and give him the insult of his life..



Don't worry baby.. Just manage okay?? Next Christmas.. You know I'm a man of my word?? Ask all my wives and concubines..( The ones I used to love oh.. Because right now, you're the only tenant in my heart.). I always keep my word..


Don't worry baby'm.. I will superlatively engulf you with wealth and uba next year! Don't you know what uba means?? In Igbo.. Uba means affluence..

ShadowCop:
[code][/code] Kay, baba, the guy matter tire me.

sweetjude:
Safedavid read ur dairy u know how to tell story , wetin u expect from these girls , them no reach , thats why i dont take any of them seriously , the suffer is real

sweetjude:
Safedavid read ur dairy u know how to tell story , wetin u expect from these girls , them no reach , thats why i dont take any of them seriously , the suffer is real

TheSonOfMark:
Local-search "Pushplay". Safedavid used to create countless thread about being a ladies' man and perfect seduction techniques when he operated the Pushplay account when he's actually less masculine than Weird MC.

SecondEva:
Is this how you react to rejection? A full grown man like you weeping all over his diary like a child whose candy was taken away. You should be stripped naked, kicked hard in the balls with a military boot and thrown off a skyscraper .

ShadowCop:
Lolz, I just did. He calls himself the Prince charming too and his wailing all over Nairaland that a girl won't speak to him.

The girl in question has more balls and dignity than the dude. A bitter man more than a ladies' man.

TheSonOfMark:
Luckily, she isn't a Nairalander, or a known one. He'd have created alternates to stalk and blackmail her like Gbadebo does to women who turn him down and a new sex scandal would have been birthed.

Berbierklaus:

I am actually the only woman for you,thank God you have realized that now

All those other women are just here for your money,someone like Laveda now,na only money she sabi,but I will be with you even when you don't have

please just forget that Emeka,he is just ungrateful,thank God I am a good woman,I would have been carried away.

I will wait ehn,no problem.
please stop typing and continue with the business so that all these plans will materialize Obim.

***Joystick rises***



I have finally found the woman of my dreams.. The yin to my yang...



For this ehn.. I have decided to pay off all my other wives and girlfriends..


You're now the only one in my life..


It's just you and my money now.. Get ready to be spoiled

Mimzyy:


Tamuno

SafeDavid:


Na only you know what's up.

HITTED:

Shut up, mumu! I can't believe you still have the effrontery to come online after the show of shame, when you should have deactivated like you did your Pushplay handle. What kind of man writes a diary to whine about how he got dumped by a girl half his own age?
So you supported her Miss NL quest in exchange for love? Why can't you help someone without something back? And if you must, why didn't you make demands for 5k and recharge card like your Owerri brother did instead

Anyway, I think I've figured out why the girl rejected you.

She's not a lesbian!

Tygaah:
Lol
Nawa ooh.

Mimzyy:


Tamuno

SafeDavid:


lol!

Funniest comment ever.

sweetjude:
jet lee

ObioratheBully:



Bïtch don't kill my vibe..


That song is mine..

sweetjude:
Safedavid read ur dairy u know how to tell story , wetin u expect from these girls , them no reach , thats why i dont take any of them seriously , the suffer is real

Tygaah:


Judestically

sweetjude:
the man that saw 2moro today nothing does u



More juicy mouth actions to ur joystick

sweetjude:

Kendrick Lamar bro..

Gotta love him.. He's way up and never will come down..

jake2much:
hahahaha i swear all dese girls no wortg it. girl dat start period not up to 2yrs dat want dey use us guys play. nairaland girls are not worth it. only few are mature, they feel to be a big girl is to know how to curse and expose their body.most are only gud to sex not be serious with them. #guyzbewise in2017

ObioratheBully:



Kendrick Lamar bro..

Gotta love him.. He's way up and never will come down..

sweetjude:
few for were i no know any wen i fit say worth am , using ass and booobs dp to sell market , them no be am




Most dey use tissue as pad