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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 6:44pm On Jan 04, 2017
dotunibrahim7:
abeegi! which kind strong? dis one wey u just hy¶e AAU like say na one kind skul
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 6:48pm On Jan 04, 2017
WatchinginHD:
Yungtemy yungtemy yungtemy, how many times i call you, will you post this thing now








The post sweet die
Maybe i will transfer to AAU


But do they offer my course :-/
you're most welcome to AAU
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:09pm On Jan 04, 2017
Evakinqz:
OMG shocked..
Pls don't tell me dey shot Thompson cry cry..
Na ma man be dat..
so I no be your guy abi.. Lol.. It's okay.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Evakinqz: 7:11pm On Jan 04, 2017
YungTemy:

so I no be your guy abi.. Lol.. It's okay.
lolzz..


Yhu be ma guy jor, but e Thompson know watsup die.. wink
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:14pm On Jan 04, 2017
Evakinqz:
lolzz..


Yhu be ma guy jor, but e Thompson know watsup die.. wink
no be lie.. The guy na original Igbobian, Tramadol addict, he even get share for Refnol sef. Na real OG
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by moscow0147(m): 7:33pm On Jan 04, 2017
dotunibrahim7:
abeegi! which kind strong? dis one wey u just hy¶e AAU like say na one kind skul

LoL..who no go no go know...yungtemy abeg tell dem o
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 8:06pm On Jan 04, 2017
Bros, Moscow say make I tell you say.. AAU no be beans. If you no go AAU na lesson you go.

Starting from the environment. We lack the basic amenities unlike you guys. Water which is a free gift of nature is an hindrance over there. We have to either buy water or depend on the rain to fall.
Secondly, The distance btwn the school gate to the class is like an Israelites journey. If you no get money you go trekk. And probably before the end of the semester your shoe go file.
Thirdly, lecturers no dey send you. Infact, in a class of 160. You'd only see 1 A... 40 C's 80 D's the rest na F
also, the rate of robbery, cultist clash is quiet alarming. You can't go a semester without hearing someone had been shot dead. Infact, I lost a friend through rival clash.
Moscow make I continue abi make I stop?

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by xolocious(m): 8:16pm On Jan 04, 2017
YungTemy:
Bros, Moscow say make I tell you say.. AAU no be beans. If you no go AAU na lesson you go.

Starting from the environment. We lack the basic amenities unlike you guys. Water which is a free gift of nature is an hindrance over there. We have to either buy water or depend on the rain to fall.
Secondly, The distance btwn the school gate to the class is like an Israelites journey. If you no get money you go trekk. And probably before the end of the semester your shoe go file.
Thirdly, lecturers no dey send you. Infact, in a class of 160. You'd only see 1 A... 40 C's 80 D's the rest na F
also, the rate of robbery, cultist clash is quiet alarming. You can't go a semester without hearing someone had been shot dead. Infact, I lost a friend through rival clash.
Moscow make I continue abi make I stop?


I was born and raised up in Benin and I've got Alot of friends there and I've heard Alot of stories about AAU. It's a well dreaded institution. Auchi dey learn where AAU dey (no joke). I could remember years back when students will be wrapped and tied down to their beds while they're fast asleep at night and they lit the room with fire. I can also vividly recall about last year or two when heads were disseminated from the bodies of students as a result of cult clashes.
Alot of students that I do know ran away from the institution when they were at their final year due to them belonging to one confra or the other. The list is endless. It's truly a war zone and one must be out of his/her mind if he/she decides to compare the institution with another.
I can't even advice my loved ones to attend it even if they make it the cheapest university in Nigeria...


Kudos to you for the update (It's becoming a drama series and it's far more interesting than SUPER STORY).


I LOVE IT AND I LOOK FORWARD TO MORE EPISODES AND UPDATES...

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 8:22pm On Jan 04, 2017
xolocious:



I was born and raised up in Benin and I've got Alot of friends there and I've heard Alot of stories about AAU. It's a well dreaded institution. Auchi dey learn where AAU dey (no joke). I could remember years back when students will be wrapped and tied down to their beds while they're fast asleep at night and they lit the room with fire. I can also vividly recall about last year or two when heads were disseminated from the bodies of students as a result of cult clashes.
Alot of students that I do know ran away from the institution when they were at their final year due to them belonging to one confra or the other. The list is endless. It's truly a war zone and one must be out of his/her mind if he/she decides to compare the institution with another.
I can't even advice my loved ones to attend it even if they make it the cheapest university in Nigeria...


Kudos to you for the update (It's becoming a drama series and it's far more interesting than SUPER STORY).


I LOVE IT AND I LOOK FORWARD TO MORE EPISODES AND UPDATES...
Lol... Bro. You've said it all. Thanks mehn... In fact, lemme conclude this sTory here...

The story iyaff finish. Lol



men go be like.... ''E be like say Temy don dey high o''.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 8:31pm On Jan 04, 2017
Lol. Thompson na jew o. So upon all the guff and TM[TRAMADOL] him no fit schance them? In Emafidon voice. Bros abeg you see my shoes? I dey suspect Thompson

Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Evakinqz: 8:39pm On Jan 04, 2017
YungTemy:

no be lie.. The guy na original Igbobian, Tramadol addict, he even get share for Refnol sef. Na real OG
lozx..

Na yu talk am oo grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 8:55pm On Jan 04, 2017
saintbillion:
Lol. Thompson na jew o. So upon all the guff and TM[TRAMADOL] him no fit schance them? In Emafidon voice. Bros abeg you see my shoes? I dey suspect Thompson
lol.. Upon all the ''Temy you be chicken'', ''Temy you too dey fear''... The guy con dey piss for body. Irony of life and worst part the guy na Evakinqz favourite character. Smh

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 9:05pm On Jan 04, 2017
YungTemy:

lol.. Upon all the ''Temy you be chicken'', ''Temy you too dey fear''... The guy con dey piss for body. Irony of life and worst part the guy na Evakinqz favourite character. Smh
hehehe. Him na chick, lol en no dey his own. If na me bro i go laf am until him go drive me from his lodge trust me. Imagine. Abeg weti be Chelsea score?

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by santos123(m): 9:32pm On Jan 04, 2017
saintbillion:
hehehe. Him na chick, lol en no dey his own. If na me bro i go laf am until him go drive me from his lodge trust me. Imagine. Abeg weti be Chelsea score?
0:0

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Evakinqz: 9:45pm On Jan 04, 2017
YungTemy:

lol.. Upon all the ''Temy you be chicken'', ''Temy you too dey fear''... The guy con dey piss for body. Irony of life and worst part the guy na Evakinqz favourite character. Smh
Irony of life as yhu just said , but if ma guy (Thompson) die, ah nor go happy ooo

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 3:42pm On Jan 05, 2017
YungTemy where on earth are u ooooo

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Evakinqz: 3:53pm On Jan 05, 2017
Yewandequeen:
YungTemy where on earth are u ooooo
helo beautiful cheesy
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 5:02pm On Jan 05, 2017
Evakinqz:
helo beautiful cheesy

Dont beautiful me joor.

Why haven't you updated the story since or are you uprooting pawpaw tree from your backyard again? grin

#Modified

Post not for you, in my annoyed stated i thought its yungTemy.


To answer your question, am not fine but will be when Op updates.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Ehmjay(m): 6:10pm On Jan 05, 2017
YungTemy:

Lol... Bro. You've said it all. Thanks mehn... In fact, lemme conclude this sTory here...

The story iyaff finish. Lol



men go be like.... ''E be like say Temy don dey high o''.
Me i don think you chew abi u inhale weed
YungTemy:

Lol... Bro. You've said it all. Thanks mehn... In fact, lemme conclude this sTory here...

The story iyaff finish. Lol



men go be like.... ''E be like say Temy don dey high o''.
Me i don think you chew abi u inhale weed
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by xolocious(m): 7:08pm On Jan 05, 2017
Temy Waytn dey Xup nah? We've not heard from u and u're keeping us waiting oooohhhhhhhh...

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by durapro(m): 7:22pm On Jan 05, 2017
Temy thanks for d story.......its just asif u r giving me pep talk about AAU. i just got admitted now and i dont even know what life there is like. i have gained alot 4rm u bro. keep d updates coming

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by idrisbabat5(m): 9:03pm On Jan 05, 2017
where d hell is YungTemy

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by xolocious(m): 9:30pm On Jan 05, 2017
idrisbabat5:
where d hell is YungTemy

same question in everyone's lips... who we go ask
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by xolocious(m): 9:30pm On Jan 05, 2017
idrisbabat5:
where d hell is YungTemy

same question in everyone's lips... who we go ask
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Ehmjay(m): 9:42pm On Jan 05, 2017
xolocious:



same question in everyone's lips... who we go ask
Nairaland ultimate search will epp...Dont yhu fink

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by xolocious(m): 10:24pm On Jan 05, 2017
Ehmjay:
Nairaland ultimate search will epp...Dont yhu fink

I guess it will. All hope is not yet lost.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 10:24pm On Jan 05, 2017
I got home the next morning after having a rigorous night vigil at Thompson's hostel . Infact I slept with one of my eyes opened with the fear of having another recurrence or another encounter with the the masked men.
I can still recall vividly that night, Sabato, Abolo and Smart came running into the hostel after about 20mins when the incident occurred. They were all looking agile and furious, similar to the way the Nigerian police would react after visiting a crime scene.
Smart: chai! Ooh God why I no dey there o. I for damage person leg. Chai! I dey vex.
Abolo: na me dey vex pass. Right now me dey on 500 milligram of Tramadol, I fit do anything. Infact, Thompson I dey vex for you, why you no call me.
Thompson: Abolo, How I go take call you?.... you no know say them take my HTC phone. Phone wey I just buy? (I could see tears about to come out of his eyes)
Sabato: I always dey talk say make una dey lock this gate if 7 don reach. Ekpoma no safe. Yesterday them burst Patrick hostel (tapping Abolo's hand rapidly) you no know Patrick now?
Abolo: Patrick,... Patrick (Trying to remember)... Ooh! That guy wey dey form strong man. Wey get big head and big eyes like segun arinze
Sabato: yes na. Upon say, ''confra'' men full there, them still burst the place. We too dey loose guard for this hostel i swear.
Abolo: and I heard the gun shot o. I reason am. But I no put mind. I be think say na normal gunshot wey them dey shoot everytime for night. You know how e dey be now.
Me: Brosses, make we dey vigilant next time. Thompson doh (sorry)
Thompson:Temy, Them finish me o... Them finish your boy anyhow. See my back (opening his back for me to see) you know see am?
Me: choi! Them scatter your back o. See blood. I sure say you no go forget this day for your life. Ekpoma na hard life o
Thompson: those guys say them know me. But how?
Me: why them no go know you..., you are always going to every club and parties around. You don cast now.
Abolo: make we always dey mindful. Let's try to be careful and trust no one. I believe say, this na setup.

While the guys were busy discussing issues relating to the current matters arising in the Hostel. I was busy comforting the girls. I was holding them close to me, tapping one or two current. ''ey! Sorry o. Stop crying'' I said ''they won't come again you hear''. I held the orobo babe closely to my chest. I could feel the vibration flowing into me. Her boobs were so soft and huge. ''choi, make I hold this babe tight o I fit no see this opportunity again'' i tot.
I finally got home around 8:00am in the morning, it was indeed a long night. A night I'd never forget. It was more like jumping from frying pan to fire. Having experiencing my girlfriend getting fucccccked by another dude, I also experienced a robbery, a scary one for that matter, that same day. Isn't life wonderful?.
On getting to my hostel, I saw Precious outside brushing her teeth. It was unlike the Precious knew, she never comes out to brush her teeth. Anyways it wasnt my business. We were done. It was clearly over between us. She disgusted me.... But When she saw me, she ran up to me and gave me a huge hug. I just stood there like a weakling. ''which kind wahala be this'' i wondered.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 10:27pm On Jan 05, 2017
Abeg.. Make una no vex o. There's no light. Our Transformer don burn. I had to switch on the gen.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 10:49pm On Jan 05, 2017
Guy i dey vex. In arm robber 1 voice. ''Guy give me that cutlass, oya finishhhhhhhh this story b4 i finish u''

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 10:53pm On Jan 05, 2017
YungTemy:
Abeg.. Make una no vex o. There's no light. Our Transformer don burn. I had to switch on the gen.
In Thompson voice ''Guy una nepa na chickens''
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 10:56pm On Jan 05, 2017
saintbillion:
In Thompson voice ''Guy una nepa na chickens''
lol.. We don call carpenter make he epp us fix am, at least tomorrow we suppose dey expect lite.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 11:27pm On Jan 05, 2017
YungTemy:

lol.. We don call carpenter make he epp us fix am, at least tomorrow we suppose dey expect lite.
Una wan comit murder bah? Na carpenter dey fit transformer or una transformer na plank them use? Abeg finish this story yester u was cutting mango tree

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