Bleep!

I was scrolling thinkin i will see update, but i saw none

so make i add ma own to another person frustrationlovely work temy,
just dey nack the update for NL..
Front page must make..
Twale to all ma friends that did not call me,
ma just close eye pretend as if i no see wuna here

I don sip my coke n magic moment finish n dis guy dis nigga nva update any tn n nw I jus dey feel lyk d most high

kingsmith4:
I don sip my coke n magic moment finish n dis guy dis nigga nva update any tn n nw I jus dey feel lyk d most high

U want alomo? Pls if u are high, don't just bother to come to our level just remain highness..

kingsmith4:
I don sip my coke n magic moment finish n dis guy dis nigga nva update any tn n nw I jus dey feel lyk d most high

U want alomo? Pls if u are high, don't just bother to come to our level just remain high

YungTemy:

I don already dey ekp. I dey with my goonz.. Thompson dey hail una, too sad e no dey nairaland. E no wan sign up.

Heeeey how Thompson ma guy dey na? Abeg help me hail am personally for me..

His just ma type..

henryderek:


U want alomo? Pls if u are high, don't just bother to come to our level just remain high

hehehe bro u no 1 mk I folo enjoy dis story? U b winch?

kingsmith4:
hehehe bro u no 1 mk I folo enjoy dis story? U b winch?

I no be winch o..... I'm myself o

YungTemy:

lol.. Baddest guy ever liveth.

You nko? Badoo guy abi

Sweet popcorn for you with cold Guinness

nastynic:
Bleep!

I was scrolling thinkin i will see update, but i saw none

so make i add ma own to another person frustrationlovely work temy,
just dey nack the update for NL..
Front page must make..
Twale to all ma friends that did not call me,
ma just close eye pretend as if i no see wuna here

Guy front page how many times na...

wen diz boss won update us na...M sowie m new er and diz iz my 1st comment..Hope m welcomed!

hehe shld we wait 4eva ni?Boss update us na ..Abi u want 1940 crisis repeat itsef?

Dapo97:
wen diz boss won update us na...M sowie m new er and diz iz my 1st comment..Hope m welcomed!

You. Are welcome.. Yungtemy give this guy alomo to chill

henryderek:


You. Are welcome.. Yungtemy give this guy alomo to chill

..Am nt into alomo boss...Ameh shyd of God

[quote author=Dapo97 post=52666739]..Am nt into alomo boss...Ameh shyd of God [/quote

YungTemy we are getting impatient

''Life itself is Ironic and that's a true fact. Who would ever think that my first crush, Angel who rejected me and made me feel like a nobody, would ever get attached to me once again. This is weird, although I've completely lost interest in her but at least I still need her around, cuz I'm dare in need of a females company, but let's get this straight, is Angel getting jealous of my mutual relationship with Cynthia, Maysons supposed girlfriend?'' this thoughts ran through my mind like Usian Bolt, running like a thief and behind him are armed police officers chasing after him like flies. ''and to think of it, she went as far as stroking my Di'ck in class, this babe is damn obsessed with me'' I pondered these thought as I sat with my fellow course mate at a birthday party held at thompsons hostel.
Yeh of course, it was Abolos birthday, he was the govo of Thompsons hostel, He was a radical being, straight forward, nice and friendly. Though he was in his final year and I was in my 2nd year, he still saw me as a cool friend, he never discriminated. Though we were close, but school activities didn't give us the fortitude to always see eachother very time. His birthday was jammed packed with his course mates, both girls and boys and smoke could be seen floating in the air like clouds in the sky. The smell of marijuana could be smelt from a mile away. My table was filled with goat meat pepper soup, magic moment vodka, mokait, tramadol, codine and kush. Beside me were my two homies Thompson and Marvis. Thompson was far gone, he was already in his 4th jombo of kush, he was high AF. I tried looking into his eyes but I couldn't see his eye balls, not even the whitish part. It was completely shot. It looked so much like those Chinese Asian kinda eyes. Closed completely
Thompson: Temy no dey look me like that na, smoke up no dey dull, make I tie for you?
Me: Thompson I dey well, in fact I done high, I don already drink like 2 full cups of vodka. Right now I dey cloud 9.
Thompson: Tah!!!! No talk that one. You no know say na only kush dey make person dey go cloud 9. You dey drink Alcohol and you dey shine teeth, see this guy, see, (tapping my legs rapidly) na only vodka dey make person dey sober. You go just dey miss your ex.
Me: na why you con dey beat me?.. See this guy o.
Marvis: make una no dey argue, na party we dey na. You no know say we go still rock yansh. Temy abeg pass me that trams wey dey near you.
Me: okay boss (passing him the trams)

He popped 700 milligram from the sachet carefully and threw it into his mouth hurriedly . He gulped it down his throat with a shot of magic moment. He looked at me and smiled showing his set of brown teeth.

Me: so how do you feel.
Marvis: ooh boy, I dey well. I dey Kakaraka like baco supersac.
Me: mehn, the last time I take trams for NFA i nearly die o. I crash for like 2 days straight.
Marvis: mehn, that level that time finish you? Haahahah
Thompson: you know why the trams finish am?.... Na because Temy na fish. The guy na chicken.
Me: hey, sharrap there. You wey dey piss for body when armed robber they beat you anyhow. You no even get mind reach me.
Thompsons: you still dey reason that matter... Guy, if na one on one, those guys no reach. Temy, I dey vex for you, you no know who I be. I suppose dey NDA o, if no be say AAU admit me. See this guy. I for be big boy by now.
Me: my guy, go under sun go receive sense. Marvis abeg pass me that trams. I hope say e still remain?
Marvis: everywhere good. Afa take.

I popped 200 milligram into my mouth and swallowed it ,gushing it down with the vodka on the table. I began to wait patiently for the result of what I had just taken, well its quiet similar to the way a patient waits patiently for the doctor to give him his HIV test result, after knowing inwardly and fully well that he had bleed about 50 girls in 2016.

Not too long I heard my phone ring. I picked it up, and heard Angels voice. She was using another persons phone number to call me, probably that of her room mate.

Me: baby, how are you doing?, what happened to you phone?
Angel: my battery is weak, I hope you're at home. I'm coming o
Me: ooh, ooh... Yeh, I'm at home. (I lied)
Angel: okay I'm coming, cook something for mee o.
Me: okay babe I will.

I went straight up to Abolo and wished him an happy birthday, I bid my friends good bye. I hop into a bike and zoomed of to my crib. It was indeed time for action.

EKLE:
YungTemy we are getting impatient

apologys. Have been on my research project lately.

Adesina12:


You nko? Badoo guy abi

Sweet popcorn for you with cold Guinness

oshey... Lol

Dapo97:
hehe shld we wait 4eva ni?Boss update us na ..Abi u want 1940 crisis repeat itsef?

Ahh! World War 2 abi? E JoOr. Lol

Evakinqz:
Heeeey how Thompson ma guy dey na? Abeg help me hail am personally for me..

His just ma type..

I will tell you said hi.. Lol. Bad men

nastynic:
Bleep!

I was scrolling thinkin i will see update, but i saw none

so make i add ma own to another person frustrationlovely work temy,
just dey nack the update for NL..
Front page must make..
Twale to all ma friends that did not call me,
ma just close eye pretend as if i no see wuna here

I hail you boss... Nastynic, I hope you gonna stack bars like Nastyc.. Badt guy

YungTemy:


Ahh! World War 2 abi? E JoOr. Lol

Yungtemy, I'm still chilling with my baron mix wif coca cola ma no finish am b4 u update again o or else u get me highness ma dey sip

Hadampson:
U are more dan dat angel. i tink u are ultimate writer. u too yungtemy

i must admit angelinastto n yungtemy u guyz are trying o walai

i dnt tink i can narrate story as u guys. u are a blessing 2 us literaturelanders. jah bless u 4 me

btw u are perfect couple

Awwn. Thanks honey.
Yungtemy has refused me o

nice temy !
buh na only one update u drop after 2 days o n its nt fair ..u dn put person for suspence ...(opens a bottle of vitamilk n pours 2 bottles of parkalin{codein}. cloud 10 in d making

Bros I dey enjoy ur story like die............more DATA to ur fone

Angelinastto:

Awwn. Thanks honey.
Yungtemy has refused me o

He dare not.. he must accept yhu, dnt wori dear, ohkay?!
..

yungtemy o gbo kilo sele?

Indeed Action Time...

Yungtemy this isnt fair I must say, we all have been waiting earnestly for your update and U decided to feed us With just ONE. Haba! Dear don't let us go weary of this thread am pleading.

But this delayed update can make us weary. I do understand you have other engagements you need to attend to in person but you can endeavor to have each chapters composed and when U come online U can drop like 3or so at once.

#justanadvice

Am still your loyal follower#peace.

YungTemy:

I will tell you said hi.. Lol. Bad men

tanks man..

I finally got home after about 5 mins on the road, thankfully I didn't see Angel standing at my door step waiting for me. I hurriedly zoomed off into my bathroom, I thoroughly brushed my teeth and took my bathe. I didn't want my mouth and skin to ooze of booze (alcohol). My room was upside down, it was a mess..., my brother didn't tidy it before he left for his friends house. I therefore hurriedly swept the room, and dressed my bed with a new sheet. I never knew I could be so fast, I was like superman or flash. In about 5mins I was done. Infact I succum completely with the saying ''nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid''. After cleaning, I went into the kitchen to heat my vegetable beef soup, which my neighbour, sister Mary had prepared for me. Mary was indeed a good cook, I just have to admit. She really did justice to the soup. After I had warmed the soup, I placed a kettle of water on fire, I wanted to prepare eba for Angel.
While the water was on fire, I laid on the bed checking the time every now and then waiting for Angel to come. ''20minutes has passed and this babe never show'' i wondered ''what's keeping her so late, I tried calling her line severally and it has been switched of''. All of a sudden my body began to feel weird, the alcohol mixed with tramadol had already began to kick start. I was beginning to sweat profusely already, even though I had just taking my bathe. I felt the need to vomit so I went straight into the bathroom and began to throw up. I hated myself.
While I was vomiting, I heard a knock on my door. ''shidd, it must be Angel, make I compose my self o'' i tot. I hurriedly brushed my teeth again and washed my face, cleaning it with my white towel. ''I'm coming'' I yelled. I flushed the toilet just in case Angel wanted to use it. ''please, I'm coming.... Hold on, just a minute'' i yelled again. I smelled my breathe, it wasn't that perfect, it still oozed booze. ''I hope this babe no go know o'' i prayed silently.
I opened the door, and I saw the figure of a female angel, well, except this angel didn't have wings. Angel was looking like a model, her make up was perfect. I welcomed her in, she hugged me so tight and as she walked towards the chair to sit, I licked my lips and smiled. ''Babe your ass is perfect'' i said inwardly.

Me: baby, I've been trying to call, but your number as been switched for a while now
Angel: yeh, sorry no light o. Your eyes is red and why are you sweating. are you okay?
Me: yeh, babe... It just happens once in a while. I sweat way too much
Angel: take care of yourself o. Hope it's not malaria?
Me: nooo, how are you. You're looking so beautiful today, is it because of me?
Angel: am I not always looking beautiful, or do you want to compare me with your gf?
Me: which gf?... I don't have a gf o. I'm so single.
Angel: who are you deceiving, Temy I always see you in class. And she clings on you wey too much
Me: are you jealous?
Angel: how will I be jealous. God forbid. So Temy what did you cook?
Me: mm, guess?
Angel: Rice?
Me: nope... Eba. I hope you like eba?
Angel: wao.. It has been long I ate eba o.
Me: you will need it today. You just have to be strong o.
Angel: mm. Bad boy.

I entered into the kitchen, I prepared the eba in a bowl and I dished the soup out. The soup was stocked to the brim with cow beef, titus fish and stock fish. Mary really tried, if no be say, she was ahead of me in school, I for toast am o.
Anyways I served Angel the eba and vegetable beef soup. She was delighted. We ate together feeding ourselves like two lovers.

To be kwatinued.

Angelinastto:

Awwn. Thanks honey.
Yungtemy has refused me o

I didn't refuse you baby.. I only dey pity Dtobs, the guy too day young to dey get IBP.