Afriifa:
The Nigerian Police is a Disgrace to Humanity.

MsDelilah:
Hungry fellows!

Taa! No be Naija Police? They will "catch" you for EVERYTHING!

One stopped me the other day because there was "no original Road Worthiness", meanwhile it was on the Windscreen o. I wasn't in a hurry, I had his time. Besides, I committed no offense.

At the end of the day, they always have one question... "Anything for the boys?"

CRAPHA96:
ayam not understanding the stop u or the stop the danfo u are inside
The last tym I saw u u were trekking....abi u don sell the thing reach car money

I think you've got me confused with your mum.

You can't afford my side mirror, even if you sell everything you've ever had.

LoveJesus87:
how can you be so true

nurey:


After i told him the truth a thousand times , i even suggest opening the thing to see i wasnt hiding anything , he too should go and learn how to believe innocent civilians

starlingbawa:
When you 'CLEARLY' have 'PROOF OF OWNERSHIP' receipt but don't have 'PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE' which is practically one and the same thing, Naija Police will hold you!

I'm speaking from experience!!!

highbee02:
I was once a victim of no1 along Asa dam road, Ilorin. They asked me to call out d engine no while he was holding d papers. unknown to me, the no ends witt 22 instead of tripple 2 and I was asked to pay #10,000

MsDelilah:


I think you've got me confused with your mum.

You can't afford my side mirror, even if you sell everything you've ever had.

1kinggy:

2. No engine number on vehicle papers:
Most car owners overlook their engine number because it is hard to see on the engine block. Some believe they are the same with the Chassis/VIN number. If police catch you, you will know the truth. These guys know the exact location of the engine number on most cars. It’s better you take the pain to search for it now than fall victim later.


I've fallen victim of this. The guy that registered my vehicle skipped the engine number. Many officers have checked my particulars and never observed it until I ran into some hardened policemen. That evening, all the cars they stopped were my type and model.

To show me where it is, the officer entered bush, cut a stick to scratch the dirt on the engine block. It didn't appear well, he now went into their hilux, cut foam from the passengers seat, (now you know how their vehicles loses value so fast). He then used the foam to clean the engine block and showed me.

He asked for 50k. Said, he'd declare my vehicle stolen and myself as the suspect. I wasn't ready to pay a dime. Eventually we went to the station.

They refused to take the case to the desk, then I realised the case wasn't a big one, they just needed money for that friday night. As night was approaching, I called a friend who lives in the area for moral support.

Long and short, for "wasting/taking" their time, we parted with 6k, 1k for each person on their patrol. I wanted to give 2k, actually but the lead officer now said, "how dem go share am?" My guy now added 4k.

The thing vex me.

Following Monday, I went to court for an affidavit with a police extract to cover it, all for 2k.

tojahh:
That's how they stopped me at Obiri-Ikwerre flyover (PH) and the guy said..

Police: Wey you! You no sabi salute person?
Me: I no know say you don reach where I dey

Police: oh na so I come small? Good! Thank you, come down
Me: why? I no de come down, what do you want?

Police: lemmi see your papers, (gave it to him)
Police: was is your name?
Me: My drivers license is there.

Police: I no see am before I ask? E belike say you think say we dey joke here. Come down
Me: oga check wetin u wan check, I de go somewhere.

Police: Ok, you sabi talk abi, you go sleep here.
Me: ok, thank you. I left the particulars with him and Zoom off. Called my brother who's a Staff Sergeant in the Army. He sent someone to accompany to get my papers, the police man saw me and started shouting "thief thief, you go die today" the army guy with me just told him "Shut up, you idiot". He was shocked and said amid shaking voice. 'Who are you? Who are you? The officer just said lemme have those papers and I want to see the person incharge here!

The matter was settled and as usual, the statement "anything for the boys"?
I jux leave the mumu there.

PaperLace:


Hahahha...funny you.
I give up_ You win!

SWORD419:
such things dont happen in kano aswr, dunno why

praxisnetworks:

you are an arrogant fellow.... a real life Delilah... you successfully finished the era of one cartalk Samson in the person of Siena we are aware that your next target is Gazzuzz... good luck

GAZZUZZ:



kolewerk

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I fight all of them like this

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praxisnetworks:

you are an arrogant fellow.... a real life Delilah... you successfully finished the era of one cartalk Samson in the person of Siena we are aware that your next target is Gazzuzz... good luck

Eww! Gazzuzz? I'd rather chew broken glass, stick a fork in my eye, and get finger_f*cked by Wolverine SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Happy Sunday

mayor2013:


Where engineer dey see all this pictures like this. Am sure your laptop has space for 30tb

Die hard blackberry User. Don't even own a personal laptop (have computers for scanning and diagnosis) yet. Should buy 1 this week.

praxisnetworks:

why are you so crazy about Siena.... why are you so after him.... why don't you care about his home and kids.... why don't you have mercy on his poor wife?



above all none of us in cartalk will forgive you for making him disappear.

My dear, get your facts straight before making comments on issues you know nothing about.

I am NOT crazy about Siena. Never was, never will be. He should have considered his kids and wife before shamelessly coming to me.

I didn't make him disappear. He left on his own accord, BEFORE I even told his wife anything. He left since July, I told his wife in Sept/Oct. No correlation.

He felt Nairaland was "coming between us". His words, not mine.

I'm sure you can still find his number here on Nairaland. Contact him, and stop asking me Jamb questions.

As for the forgiveness of folks in Car Talk section, I don't need it. None of you is feeding, financing, or f*cking me. Your "forgiveness" means sh*t to me. Keep swallowing aspirin for Siena's headache.

This is the last time I'll talk about this, and the last time I'll reply you, Praxisnetworks. Get a life, and mind your business. Aproko oshi.

Enjoy your week.

praxisnetworks:

this has all the signatures and trademarks of bipolarity.
are you doing well. I ask because I care.

NB
you are in cahoots with a man yet issuing the wife notifications? that's also bi. I wish it was egunmogaji you tried it with.

nurey:


You are a well respected member of this community, if not for the sake of begging do it for the sake of the God you serve and let this issue be laid to rest in peace.

Let's respect the community and the users in general. Thank you for your cooperation