EKLE:
I would have replied but I don't do e-fight...it was a joke but maybe u weren't sensitive enough to decipher dat...I forgive ur ignorance.... YungTemy drive us to d promise land jor!

dnt try it again..thnks

Yungtemy My great author.. u are doin a great work o.. just like angelinastto, u guys are legends. I searched 2ru my OXFORD DICTIONARY 2day just 2 find a suitable word daht wil qualify ur work here in NAIRALAND buh i cnt find a work. There iz no word daht can qualify ur work. Any fuckin word iz an UNDERSTATEMENT

Itz worthy of note in the manner u've kept diz thread going with all the terror, suspense and SLANGS..

Don't rest on ur laurel, u can do more. You av it in u like PEAK

Yewandequeen:


Lailai

I can't even gree cos I can't allow him to spoil me with his bad ways as am still young and innocent

Gbam!

Take this Red wine...

YungTemy:

who be this Dtobs guy sef. Tell them say you no see me o. *spoiler alert* ... I'm a lover and not a rapist.

Lolzzz
You wan dey bribe me abi? DSS still dey oooo

yea,am back and back wit double barrel gun from three days ban,waiting for d mod to try and ban me again,wassup,waow cobweb don full were,I need to do cleaning,yung Timmy go fetch water,y I start washing.u really doing a gr8t work here,more 6000mg tramadol to ur drinks,y I stay in one corner dey wait for d next episode.

DTOBS:

Gbam!

Take this Red wine...

I Wont mind having some roasted chicken alongside.

nastynic:
smh! Abeg
shift joor, u no remember me self??:/ Cuties come nd join us lleigh,jagugu8li,tuhndhay,creeza, yewandequeen

I don land

YungTemy:
...... This is my first time on this section and I've often thought of writing a short story about my past. And I feel nairaland is a forum where I can express myself freely.

My life story is filled with adventures, love, betrayal, regrets. I just hope nairalanders will be able to pick at least one or two lessons from my past, because I believe the past shapes one into a brighter future.


All rights reserved.

YungTemy

Anything campus story, I can't wait to enjoy it cos they are always a true life story. I hope u'll be one of my best writers after @PURITYVAL! Ride on.........!!!

Angels skin was so soft, more softer than a bread freshly brought out from oven. I guezz "Agege bread" iz da right name for that! For thoze who has eaten hot frezhly baked "agege bread" can testify that.

Yewandequeen:


I Wont mind having some roasted chicken alongside.

Anything for the Prettiest...

Lmao

YungTemy:

Sex causes ebola, tramadol reduces ones life span and wooing a girl makes a person dull.

So U Get Ebola Bcoz U Don Too Bleep And I Pray Say Mk U Nor Dull Coz U Der Woo Girls

Dapo97:
I hope d d9ty7 guy gat good records 4 ground?

yeah!he is a very great writer.try reading all in a circle.datz one of his stories

Waytn I do this people way make them come ban me but all the same, i'm glad and happy to be back.

Hope say u no dey suspension @ YungTemy coz its been long u last updated this page and we are anxiously waiting and expecting an update.

xolocious:
Waytn I do this people way make them come ban me but all the same, i'm glad and happy to be back.

Hope say u no dey suspension @ YungTemy coz its been long u last updated this page and we are anxiously waiting and expecting an update.

welcome broda!I fink dem ban temy o..Coz he don tey he poxted er

@YungTemi, you dey follow S eun and I shilove abi na dem dey follow you.

Dapo97:
welcome broda!I fink dem ban temy o..Coz he don tey he poxted er

That's true and we look forward to having him back... "Get back soon @ YungTemy "

collinometricx:
All This Our Secondary Skul Bioloqy Teachers Neva 4 Once Teach Us Say Women Der Release... But Thanks To Yungtemy And Biafranbushboy Because Una Don Der Enliqhtinq Us Wel Wel... Continue There Is God And The God Is Watchinq U Frm 3D Widest Screen

true

temy no dey update again

santos123:
temy no dey update again

It seems he was suspended or probably having a tight schedule back at school knowing fully well that the holiday is over and he has returned back to school but don't be upset, just like MMM, he will be back sooner than you did expected.


#Come_back_soon_@_YungTemy

Continuation

**********
My heart skipped twice on hearing the five letter word ''TOOLZ''. I began to prostrate on the floor, begging for mercy. Although I wasn't the cause of this ''triggered'' drama, but I was absolutely scared for my life. I felt a urine drop on my boxers, as I said the Lords prayer. ''Father pls forgive me my sins. I know say I don commit plenty sins, but Abeg accept me for heaven, when I get to heaven I promise to be a good boy'' I prayed silently, with tears almost rolling down my eyes.

Smart didn't feel the impact of the gun threat. infact, they made him more angrier. I could see him, running around dramatically, searching for planks or even a broken bottle. He was indeed a warri boy. The scene had infact escalated causing a lot of commotion which eventually pulled a lot of crowd, as students could be seen observing and trying to see the outcome of the on going incident. The girl who even caused the whole palava, came begging on our behalf.

The huge guy with deadlock went straight to his 4matic Benz booth, and brought out a locally made pistol. Well, this wasn't the first time, I had seen a hot pistol pointing at me, I was used to it, but I prayed that these encounters shouldn't result to the end of my life. On seeing the guy with the pistol, Smart immediately ran back to the scene, holding a long branch of a tree with him.

Smart: so una wan shoot me abi. There no born una well. For this town, I be Akpos o. No try me
Guy1: you dey mad, you no fear pistol... Where you for bam? You be rat for where I dey o. I go mash you anyhow like beans.
Smart: them no born you well. Your father.
Guy2: them no give this guy OT before he enter this town?
Me: bros, abeg no vex. My guy don too high today abeg.
Guy1: na why your guy con dey miss yan.
Me: I promise he won't do it again.
Smart: this guys no know say my P-man na Army. My P-man na retired general o. Your mate dey bring Ak 47, you dey bring locally made gun. Shoooo!!! You dey mad o?

On hearing, ''My P-man na retired general'', the brosses, took a few step back, without saying a word, signalled themselves, entered into the vehicle, kicked start it and zoomed off. It was like a miracle. Smart had just overcome those strong men. The truth of the matter is, Smart father wasn't a retired general in the army, he was a teacher in a public school. Indeed Smart was ''Smart''. No wonder he was called smart. I breathe a sign of relieve as we went home, watching our backs every two minutes.

Well, that incident happened in my 2nd year in school and I can't just forget about it.

On seeing my goons, Mayson, Thompson and Smart operating their laptops, chatting with their clients online, I hurriedly went into ''maysons'' kitchen, dished myself enough Rice and Meat stew and I joined them in the room, while they operated their system.

Me: Mayson, you don bill una client?
Mayson: noo, everywhere zaba (meaning, no show)
Me: Thompson what's up. Hope everywhere good for yourside?
Thompson: my client dey respond well, na remain to bill o.
Smart: oboy, Temy, I be dey think say na whitey I dey follow yan, I never knew I was chatting with my fellow Nigerian. Nigerians don too cast Facebook.
Me: no be una dey cast am.
Thompson: remember when we dey use 2go take dey collect recharge card that year. He don tey o
Mayson: una go change una gender to female. Bad guys

While we were discussing issues, relating to ''hustling'', we heard a huge bang on the door. ''BANG BANG BANG BANG'' In fact, It became more louder with every knock.

Mayson: make una quiet.

The rice I was eating shocked my throat as it got stocked, I couldn't breathe and I couldn't cough because if I coughed, who ever was at the door would hear us. I started sweating and tears where running down my eyes in no time.

Smart: Mayson go check who dey the door.
Mayson: you go check who dey the door, you no get leg?
Smart: Mayson you can fear. You and Temy una be the same thing.

Smart slowly tiptoed to the curtain side and peeped through the window.

Smart: ooh boy! Na police o

To be continued.

Hadampson:
Yungtemy My great author.. u are doin a great work o.. just like angelinastto, u guys are legends. I searched 2ru my OXFORD DICTIONARY 2day just 2 find a suitable word daht wil qualify ur work here in NAIRALAND buh i cnt find a work. There iz no word daht can qualify ur work. Any fuckin word iz an UNDERSTATEMENT

Itz worthy of note in the manner u've kept diz thread going with all the terror, suspense and SLANGS..

Don't rest on ur laurel, u can do more. You av it in u like PEAK

Boss.. I hailo oshey

Orlandihno:
Angels skin was so soft, more softer than a bread freshly brought out from oven. I guezz "Agege bread" iz da right name for that! For thoze who has eaten hot frezhly baked "agege bread" can testify that.

Lolz... Badt guyz e be like say you like bread wella

xolocious:
Waytn I do this people way make them come ban me but all the same, i'm glad and happy to be back.

Hope say u no dey suspension @ YungTemy coz its been long u last updated this page and we are anxiously waiting and expecting an update.

chai them nack you too. Doh, sorry boss.

Orlandihno:
Anything campus story, I can't wait to enjoy it cos they are always a true life story. I hope u'll be one of my best writers after @PURITYVAL! Ride on.........!!!

Thanks bro.

xolocious:


It seems he was suspended or probably having a tight schedule back at school knowing fully well that the holiday is over and he has returned back to school but don't be upset, just like MMM, he will be back sooner than you did expected.


#Come_back_soon_@_YungTemy

xolocious my OG of Life lol... Can you imagine my project supervisor sending me on errandsssssssss, without even giving me funds. Lol Na me dey use my own money. Smh

Yewandequeen:

I Wont mind having some roasted chicken alongside.

Dtobs... Thou shall not trespass.

jericco1:

dnt try it again..thnks

dnt try wat?

YungTemy:

Dtobs... Thou shall not trespass.

Buahhahahaha

Very good you faced him and not me.
Were U banned?

YungTemy:

chai them nack you too. Doh, sorry boss.

Nah dem go tire oh coz me no send me but I'm happy and glad that u're back. Welcome back and we look forward to seeing more updates from u...

YungTemy:

xolocious my OG of Life lol... Can you imagine my project supervisor sending me on errandsssssssss, without even giving me funds. Lol Na me dey use my own money. Smh

Nah me Domoh (greet) u pass oh coz u too much but as the matter be ehnnn (via) ur project supervisor sending you errands without giving u igho (money), U've got to smile and tell him thank you oh coz u're a guy and that will help in drawing you more closer to him and also get u better grades.


All the same sha, I greet u. Welcome back once again.

YungTemy:

Dtobs... Thou shall not trespass.

Well...Trespass ke, me just see pretty gal that needs attention and what me is doing is giving it to her.. .

Yewandequeen:


Buahhahahaha

Very good you faced him and not me.
Were U banned?

Lol.. .you know he can't face me!

Baby, Hope you don't mind a trip to Eskimos? I got two tickets already.

YungTemy:

Boss.. I hailo oshey

where iz yewandequeen? abeg if u epp me c ha, tel ha sey i dey grit ha o