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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 8:44am On Jan 15, 2017 |
DTOBS:chai dtobs is a badt boi o ![]() ![]() DTOBS:I tink dtobs iz paying yungtemy back in hiz own coin.. Angelinastto u need tew see diz |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 11:48am On Jan 15, 2017 |
DTOBS: Hmmmmm Ask yungTemy for permission. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 11:49am On Jan 15, 2017 |
Hadampson:Lol Am right here. Are U sure it's just greetings ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 1:43pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Yewandequeen:Yez nah.. en eh i hear sth abt u.. buh i dnt bliv dem o Is it 2ru u're flirtin with dtobs?? |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 1:46pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Hadampson: Buahahahaha And who is spreading the rumour? Did dtobs tell you that? Maybe you should ask him? ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by ladiesBOO(m): 1:54pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Yewandequeen:this is a yes or no question, so madam (clears throat), are you flirting with dtobs.......yes or no!!!! |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 2:00pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
ladiesBOO: Tell me something, why are you so curious to know? Or do you plan to join the queue? The answer to the question you asked can only be given by oga at the top either yungtemy or dtobs. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 2:03pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Yewandequeen:Ok bae.. i wil ask im dtobs are u flirtin with yungtemy bae?? i mean yewandequeen 1 Like |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 3:46pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
YungTemy how are you this evening and hope ur day has been great so far? When I want to gossip, can u imagine your peeps saying am flirting with dtops. I didn't say anything as I was waiting for you to get back online and address the matter. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 3:47pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Hadampson:Lol... This guy won't kill me with lafuta oooo... ![]() ![]() ![]() Hadampson:First, let me ask you! What is the definition of "Flirting"? ![]() Yewandequeen:*clears throat* i think the answer is best to know to the madam in za oza room! Or what do you think? ![]() ladiesBOO:Bros! Shey u dey interested ni? ![]() Yewandequeen:Why should I do that? ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 4:03pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 4:31pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Yewandequeen:Loll.. . ![]() Well what about me start sowing where I intend to reap later on? How about that? ![]() ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 4:38pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
DTOBS: Ask yungTemy for approval |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 4:40pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 4:52pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
DTOBS: People Won't see that you are hitting on me now oooooo before they start gossiping ![]() Cc:Hadampson, ladiesBOO 1 Like |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 4:52pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Continuation *********** ''oboy na police o'', smart said repeatedly. ''they reach like 5, them carry AK 47, choi! Wetin we go do na?''. I could see panic written all over his face, as he ran straight to his laptop searching for where to hide it. ''we are the Nigerian police Force, open this door with immediate effect or we will break it down''. I looked at Thompson, he just stood still like a statue, he was confused, Me: we no fit open this door o (I said, whispering) Mayson: if we no open am, them fit break am o. Thompson: na who go snitch, who go give them information say, something dey happen for here? Smart: instead of to dey reason who run this level, make we find where to hide these laptops. Me: choi! Why I come o, this kin time. See wetin hunger and boredom cause, I for just dey my house jejely, dey soak my garri. Thompson: no be time to dey regret be this. What's the way forward? Me: Make we hide the laptops for inside ceiling na. Mayson: na good idea o. Make we hide am for the kitchen ceiling. The sound of the knocking grew louder, as the men of the police force, became impatient. Police: we will break this door, if you don't open it.... Whoever is inside right now should open it, we know you're in there. Me: Mayson abeg hurry up, I no wan go jail again abeg. . I no get money for bail o. Mayson tiptoed to the kitchen and hid the laptops in the ceiling. They all formatted their phones, I didn't format mine, because I had nothing to hide. Smart: Mayson go open the door, na your house we dey na. Mayson: you dey mad o. You wan make them shoot me? Smart: how them go shoot you. Police no dey shoot like that o. Shey you no know say, Police na your friend? Mayson: leave that matter. My guy I dey fear o. Thompson: Una be chicken, una too dey fear. Make I go open the door. Thompson, slowly took the keys to the door from the table and went straight to the door to open it. He really took his time, and I could vividly see how scared he was. Thompson was always fund of acting brave when he wasn't. Well, immediately he opened the door, he was automatically sprayed in the face with ''a tear gas'', he cried out loudly. Holding his face with his hands. Police: Na your punishment be that, idiot. We talk say make una open the door, una no wan answer abi. We go treat una fucck up one by one. Yeye people. Make the rest of una fall out o. We came out begging for our lives. Well, luckily we weren't sprayed on the face like Thompson. The members of the police force ran into the room, searching for implicating evidence. They scattered the entire house, flinging the bed and chairs to one side.. But they found nothing. ''where una phone''? We gave them our phones, they searched and searched and searched for evidence but they found none. Police: me know una plan. Una go format una phones abi? Smart: oga we no dey do yahoo yahoo. We be good pikin. Infact my papa na pastor. Police: sharrap. Na why una con take time open the door? Me: oga, we been dey fear, we think say na armed robber. I looked at Thompsons direction and I could see his face already turning red. He just sat on the ground, probably regretting why opened the door at the first place. Police: una most drop something o. We no fit just comot like that. Mayson: bros, money no dey. Smart: Abeg, if Money dey, we go personally call una, we go enter location go dey well. Police: make una collect our number. The police men dropped their numbers, and Mayson gave them a sum of 5000 naira. They left without taking any of us to the prison cell. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 4:55pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Yewandequeen:lolz... Mehn, Dtobs don dey migrate small small from angel to Yewandequeen. Babe, abeg give am leg over. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 4:59pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
xolocious:no be lie... Hoping everything works out well. Thanks |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 5:09pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
YungTemy: Should I say am.disappointed right now? Ain't you supposed to fight for me? How can U ask me to do it myself by giving him leg over? Who does that ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Dapo97(m): 5:15pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
temmy diz ur updates small oo...U knw u'V starved us...Pls dey drop m back to forth hot hot ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 5:15pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Yewandequeen:aww.. Sowi babe. I will always fight for you But I can't decide 4 u. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 5:17pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Dapo97:okay boss.. I drop one very soon. 1 Like |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 5:19pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Hadampson:lolz... Oboy! Dtobs na very good, badt guy. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 5:20pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Yewandequeen:Loll... Am a gentleman to the core.. .no hitting on you! You've got your space ![]() ![]() ![]() YungTemy:Heheheheh... Bros, police don release you ni? Lol... ![]() ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 5:20pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 6:25pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Yewandequeen:So i don turn tew gossiper abi ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 6:40pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Hadampson: ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Nobody: 7:19pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Its like these our Nigeria Policemen are using satellite to locate G Boys espec. Edo Pmen |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by xolocious(m): 7:55pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
YungTemy: Definitely it will, keep up the good work and thanks for the suspense filled episodes U've updated us with, there hadn't been any dull moment. Thank you once again... 1 Like |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by xolocious(m): 7:59pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
I want to use this medium to wish our beloved and wonderful author YungTemy a "HAPPY ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY ON NL". Happy Anniversary to you bro and we look forward to more goodies coming from ur stable in no distant time. Congrats bro!!! 3 Likes |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 8:00pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
xolocious:hnmmmmm So where are we gonna celebrate it? |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by kingsmith4(m): 9:13pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Popo n dia wahala! Continu sha |
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