Yewandequeen:
hnmmmmm

So where are we gonna celebrate it?

I can count on you in ensuring we do so. He has done marvellously well in his first one month here on NL... MORE GRACIOUS GRACE UPON YOU @ YungTemy

YungTemy:

lolz... Mehn, Dtobs don dey migrate small small from angel to Yewandequeen. Babe, abeg give am leg over.

see madam yewande dey form customized ooo, you don forget say tummy na ripped game boy.......tihahahahahaha




dtobe where are you, thick Egusi soup don done for you ooo!!!

YungTemy:

lolz... Mehn, Dtobs don dey migrate small small from angel to Yewandequeen. Babe, abeg give am leg over.

see madam yewande dey form customized ooo, you don forget say temy na ripped game boy.......tihahahahahaha




dtobe where are you, thick Egusi soup don done for you ooo!!!

''Money is the root of all evil'' 1Timothy 6:10.
I grew up in the small town in Iju hills, ishaga Lagos. And I can still recall quiet vividly as a small kid around the age of 5 to 9, my mum would sit me down during leisure hours at home and begin to tell me stories about ''Man's'' greed to accumulate more wealth and the end result that follows.
Years went by, moving very fast like wild fire and here I'm, in school, about 23yrs old, standing and witnessing one of the worst experiences that can ever happen to anyone.
My friends were into all form of cyber crimes popularly know as ''yahoo yahoo'', earning huge amounts of money, weekly or monthly and sometimes yearly. I'd like to admit, I've always wanted to venture into the game, Money was indeed involved, it was an avenue to generate more money, flex yourself, your gf and your entire family and still having enough change to build houses and buy cars, but I simply had no time, my mind was mostly channeled into school activities. I wasn't lazy, but I simply had no time, to just sit down, day and night with my laptop chatting with clients from outside the shores of my country.
On a very wonderful day, I got a call from Smart to come over to an hotel very close to campus. He told me the rest of my friends were very much around with him enjoying themselves. I took my bathe, got dressed and took a bike to the hotel where they were. On getting there, I saw my goonz sitting down on a round table, enjoying themselves. The table was filled with varieties of drinks. And lots and lots and lots of suya.
Me: ooboy! See flexing o. Una dey popori for here o.
Smart: I don dey call your number, how things na, .. Sit down.
Mayson: Temy, na celebrating things o. Everywhere soft.
Me: wetin dey sup. Abeg feed me.
Smart: I collect 450,000 naira, this morning. That pastor Adeboye work dey pay die.*
Me: chai! Pastor work?, how manage?
Smart: leave that one. Abeg, drink up.
Thompson: oboy! I don high.

I sat on the roundtable with them, dining. It was indeed a very interesting moment. Smart was now a big boy, he infact got the latest iphone 5x that was invoke at that period.

After about a month, we organised an hostel week party, off campus. The party was usually done at night, starting from about 5pm till dawn. This events occurs mostly at the end of a semester.
My friends all trooped into my hostel around 8:00pm, to have fun and to dance away their sorrows. When I saw my friends , I entertained them into my room and I give them each a cold bottle of beer, for a start. The dj was busy as always playing loud music outside while the MC dropped crazy funny jokes just to amuse the crowd.
While my friends were busy drinking and having fun in my small room, I went into my kitchen to cook something for them to eat. All of a sudden I heard a loud roar from my sitting room... ''LET ME GO!!! LET ME GO!!!, LEAVE ME ALONE O''
I hurriedly ran to the sitting room to see what was happening only to see Smart, trying to fight Mayson, Thompson and Marvis.
Me: Smart, wetin happen na?
Thompson: he no go answer you. Smart don mad.

To be continued.

ladiesBOO:
see madam yewande dey form customized ooo, you don forget say temy na ripped game boy.......tihahahahahaha




dtobe where are you, thick Egusi soup don done for you ooo!!!

lol... I no bad like that o. You bad pass me o.

xolocious:
I want to use this medium to wish our beloved and wonderful author YungTemy a "HAPPY ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY ON NL".
Happy Anniversary to you bro and we look forward to more goodies coming from ur stable in no distant time.

Congrats bro!!!

wao!!! Lol.. chai.. One month don go like that. Time dey fly o. Thanks so much

9PBLIVE:
Its like these our Nigeria Policemen are using satellite to locate G Boys espec. Edo Pmen

lol.. I tink there's always a snitch giving them info

DTOBS:
Hahahahah.. .you want to kill me abi

I no fit kill you o Lol. God forbid. you na James bond 007.

YungTemy:

lol... I no bad like that o. You bad pass me o.

i bad pass you? me wey even no sabi do intro

ladiesBOO:
i bad pass you? me wey even no sabi do intro

chai i dey smell lies everywhere

we all agree say yungtemy iz a gud badt boi buh u ladiesboo u be konfam baddest

u bad pass yungtemy

YungTemy:

wao!!! Lol.. chai.. One month don go like that. Time dey fly o. Thanks so much

Abi nah.. Time waits 4 no man my guy

YungTemy:

wao!!! Lol.. chai.. One month don go like that. Time dey fly o. Thanks so much

You welcome BOSS and thanks for putting smiles on our faces.

Hadampson:
chai i dey smell lies everywhere

we all agree say yungtemy iz a gud badt boi buh u ladiesboo u be konfam baddest

u bad pass yungtemy

Hadampson even you go dey talk like this?




OK oooo, I just dey hold body cos I no wan open your page, so jejely dey your lane

Oya tell me, what makes me bad?

but wait ooo, Yewandequeen no dey show face again, e be like say that temy comment don break her heart ooo.

ladiesBOO:
Hadampson even you go dey talk like this?




OK oooo, I just dey hold body cos I no wan open your page, so jejely dey your lane

Oya tell me, what makes me bad?

but wait ooo, Yewandequeen no dey show face again, e be like say that temy comment don break her heart ooo.

You are right at the bolded

ladiesBOO:
see madam yewande dey form customized ooo, you don forget say tummy na ripped game boy.......tihahahahahaha




dtobe where are you, thick Egusi soup don done for you ooo!!!

Oshey padi mi... .na with Semo we dey arrange an abi?

YungTemy:

I no fit kill you o Lol. God forbid. you na James bond 007.

Lol.. .na Green Arrow I be

DTOBS:

Oshey padi mi... .na with Semo we dey arrange an abi?

we?..... na me and you go run am?

Lol.. .na Green Arrow I be

aah! semo dey run belle nah, Akpu no dey your side?

OK.... make we manage eba

I don land, after following this story like an FBI agent is time to come out from as an under cover agent. bro u too much in danny Brian voice give us more

Armed robber2: hey you come here (pointing to Thompson),
Thompson legs were shaking, infact, I could see his trousers getting wet, if I wasn't mistaken.
Armed Robber1: wait who you be?
Thompson: I no be anything
Armed robber1: you dey mad, you dey craze... See this guy o
Agreed robber2: you know am before?
Armed robber2: yes na. Na mafiat.
Thompson: nooo I no be mafiat o

Mahn I can't stop laughing, my ribs hurts!! I guezz this 's one of my best part. @Temmy- *more ink 2 ur biro*

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sorry for e life, poor Smart


#SayNoToYahoo

dannybomb:
I don land, after following this story like an FBI agent is time to come out from as an under cover agent. bro u too much in danny Brian voice give us more

lol.. I hailo. I just hope say you no go arrest me as per se you be FBI agent

Orlandihno:

Armed robber2: hey you come here (pointing to Thompson),
Thompson legs were shaking, infact, I could see his trousers getting wet, if I wasn't mistaken.
Armed Robber1: wait who you be?
Thompson: I no be anything
Armed robber1: you dey mad, you dey craze... See this guy o
Agreed robber2: you know am before?
Armed robber2: yes na. Na mafiat.
Thompson: nooo I no be mafiat o

Mahn I can't stop laughing, my ribs hurts!! I guezz this 's one of my best part. @Temmy- *more ink 2 ur biro*

thanks you too much

9PBLIVE:
sorry for e life, poor Smart


#SayNoToYahoo

lol.. Real matters

Yewandequeen:

You are right at the bolded

lol bae wetin I do na

YungTemy:

lol bae wetin I do na

Ask dtobs.

Sha update oooo before u add to your pending offence.

Yewandequeen:


Ask dtobs.

Sha update oooo before u add to your pending offence.

Why me? I am not understanding.. .

ladiesBOO:
aah! semo dey run belle nah, Akpu no dey your side?

OK.... make we manage eba

Eba too dey.. .

Olatex and hadampson come and eat oooo...

Yewandequeen, are you interested too?

DTOBS:

Eba too dey.. .

Olatex and hadampson come and eat oooo...

Yewandequeen, are you interested too?

i no 2 lyk eba buh i go manage am .. eba wit wat soup?? i prefer vegetable soup


Y u no call angelinastto?? i tink dere iz sumtin goin on btw yewandequeen nd dtobs..

ladiesBOO:
Hadampson even you go dey talk like this?




OK oooo, I just dey hold body cos I no wan open your page, so jejely dey your lane

Oya tell me, what makes me bad?

but wait ooo, Yewandequeen no dey show face again, e be like say that temy comment don break her heart ooo.

Ahah i just dey pull ur legs nah.. pesin no fit play wit yhu..

abeg no vex.. ma nigga of life

YungTemy:
lol.. Real matters

how far na guy...I dey sight you on poultry road those days #Americana shop

DTOBS:

Why me? I am not understanding.. .

Well decipher that yourself.

DTOBS:

Eba too dey.. .

Olatex and hadampson come and eat oooo...

Yewandequeen, are you interested too?

Noooo
Am already thick enough if i join to eat such meal i might end up looking like yokozuma..And this will give Yungtemy enough reason to leave me for angel.

Hadampson:
i no 2 lyk eba buh i go manage am .. eba wit wat soup?? i prefer vegetable soup


Y u no call angelinastto?? i tink dere iz sumtin goin on btw yewandequeen nd dtobs

I hope curiosity wont kill your cat.

Just ensure yungtemy doesn't see the bolded.