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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 8:59am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Mr President, I'm sure you're fully clothed in white and white. Post a selfie so we'll see. 3 Likes |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by easterwick(m): 9:04am On Jan 20, 2017 |
MRPRESIDENT1 YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE OF THE SERPENT HAS HARDEN THEIR HEART EVEN THE PEOPLE THAT CAN KNOW THIS ARE SLEEPING this are miracle workers they are now drunk jesus christ say he that is not with me scatter abroad and he also say WOE UNTO YOU THAT ARE RICH FOR YOU HAVE RECEIVE YOU CONSOLATION so when the flood come to sweep them way they will not know because they will buy they will sell they will do business they will drink they will eat they will marry and be given for marriage and rejoice say to each other MORE GRACE... then the destruction will come [DEATH] is it not a normal thing to die but those are in the light will shine and shine forever after ose has destroy them so come out of doctrine of hatred on enemies that is the sin leading to death which is idolatry though is related to sex |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by QuietHammer(m): 9:40am On Jan 20, 2017 |
MrPresident1:Alright sir. I can't wait |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 9:54am On Jan 20, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff:Hmmm, Holdon, maybe it will happen in afternoon or in the evening, or even in the night. |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 10:11am On Jan 20, 2017 |
analice107:* In Richard Dawkins voice * you believe this nonsense *adjust the transparent glasses with one hand * oh dear, oh my, what nonsense. |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 10:19am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Martinez19:Just wait nah. |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 10:24am On Jan 20, 2017 |
analice107:okay I will wait but I know nothing will happen. |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 10:27am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Status Update Millions of christians prayed and their prayers averted it 3 Likes |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 10:27am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Status Update Millions of christians prayed and their prayers averted it |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 10:29am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Martinez19:MrPresident1, a queue is forming o. Today i no commot for house. I dey wait make the trumpet sound. Oh wait first, Is it rapture we are expecting today or the end of the world proper? Today, i cook my best meal, eat belleful come sidon dey wait. Finally, am going to meet my Master. Aww, i have waited long for this day. MePresident1 pls dont fail me oo. Singing*, This world is not my home, am just passing through... |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by ErnyyBobo: 10:35am On Jan 20, 2017 |
MrPresident1: Everything right from the beginning of this thread has always been a Miscalculation too.... Yeye.. I will reserve my best for the end of today.. 1 Like |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 10:37am On Jan 20, 2017 |
analice107: This is disturbing on so many levels. You're like the religious female nut character in a Stephen King Novel 1 Like |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Martinez19(m): 10:38am On Jan 20, 2017 |
ErnyyBobo:I am just waiting for 12:01am tomorrow. Until then I reserve my comment or as Patience Jonathan will have it, I comment my reserve . 1 Like |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 10:38am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Ranchhoddas: Are you sure they'll get here on time? I mean, chariots and horses are somewhat outdated nowadays...... |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by realmindz: 10:40am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Oh my Chisos!!! you guys should switch to CNN, BREAKING NEWS!!! NASA just reported some unusual signals never in the history of earth..It is reported that there are legions of armies coming with chariots, donkeys, arrows and bows racing in millions towards the milyway galaxy, towards our own very planet earth!!! But NASA has advised we all remain calm as the US and Russian military is enough to obliterate the threat with just one missile However President of Nigeria, Buhari has told the world giants not to worry about this little threat as the Nigerian Air force is strong enough to handle mere ancient soldiers coming with bows and arrows. He was seen laughing so hard and beating his chest how he will wipe them all out in 2 seconds The NAF has however said that the threat is too insignificant for them and the Mopol is up to task to obliterate this invasion of mere chariots, donkeys, arrows and bows from outer space.. More update to follow 5 Likes |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 10:46am On Jan 20, 2017 |
SirWere:Sarcasm is lost on you. Wait!!!!, even if i were serious, how e take concern you? I be ya sister? mind your bizness biko. Btw, Which of this Steven Kings Novel are you talking about? I have read only one of his books, "The Stand". 2 Likes |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 10:51am On Jan 20, 2017 |
easterwick:ooh can you just shut the fukk up and stick your delusion up your arse Please for the sake of the human race It's embarrassing
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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 10:52am On Jan 20, 2017 |
analice107:Ah, another example of Poe's law at work. Damn Stephen King writes a lot about paranoid religious people. Carrie, The Mist, Insomnia et al.... |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by oteneaaron(m): 10:54am On Jan 20, 2017 |
MrPresident1 I hope you are ready for the jeers and mocking sessions to follow soon. ...it's already 10:53am....and the day keeps getting better. OR Do you have an exact time when the "world" would end?? |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by analice107: 10:55am On Jan 20, 2017 |
SirWere:Which of it has the character u described me mr man? i know Carrie Though not read it, and i know the Mist too. |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by jonbellion(m): 11:03am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Where is that MrPresident1 He has a lot of explaining to do |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 11:05am On Jan 20, 2017 |
analice107:Carrie's mother : Magaret White in Carrie and Mrs Carmody, the old delusioned lady in the mist. Just saying........ |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 11:05am On Jan 20, 2017 |
ErnyyBobo: Very intelligent of you |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Rilwayne001: 11:08am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Mr president, Jesus is not coming today again? Please oo, he should come so i can take selfie with him. www.nairaland.com/attachments/2996857_ajesus_jpegbe7eb74e695ad4162e57636bf0ac9427 Sweet jesus 2 Likes |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 11:08am On Jan 20, 2017 |
oteneaaron: I wrote a lot on this thread, I explained a lot of things, I explained that it was going to be sudden, it would catch everyone by surprise, exceptthe watchful. I did a lot of explanations... Effort wasted on the dead? SMH... |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 11:09am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Rilwayne001: You are in trouble |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 11:10am On Jan 20, 2017 |
analice107: Patience...the day will catch the whole world unawares, but the brethren will not be caught unawares...Patience and watchfulness |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Rilwayne001: 11:10am On Jan 20, 2017 |
MrPresident1: What trouble? |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 11:15am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Rilwayne001: 11:17am On Jan 20, 2017 |
MrPresident1: Okay sir! |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 11:17am On Jan 20, 2017 |
MrPresident1:I thought it was today |
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 11:20am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Gaara101: On or before 20th of January 2017. The jests started too early, much toooo early... |
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