Mr President, I'm sure you're fully clothed in white and white. Post a selfie so we'll see.

MRPRESIDENT1 YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE OF THE SERPENT HAS HARDEN THEIR HEART EVEN THE PEOPLE THAT CAN KNOW THIS ARE SLEEPING this are miracle workers they are now drunk
jesus christ say he that is not with me scatter abroad and he also say WOE UNTO YOU THAT ARE RICH FOR YOU HAVE RECEIVE YOU CONSOLATION so when the flood come to sweep them way they will not know because they will buy they will sell they will do business they will drink they will eat they will marry and be given for marriage and rejoice say to each other MORE GRACE... then the destruction will come [DEATH] is it not a normal thing to die but those are in the light will shine and shine forever after ose has destroy them so come out of doctrine of hatred on enemies that is the sin leading to death which is idolatry though is related to sex

MrPresident1:


Funny fellow. Trump's presidency is not the second coming.

I said Hitlery will not be president
I also said Trump will not be president.
It is Bible prophecy

The Sun that will rise today is the Sun of Christ
The Sun of the Blackman

Alright sir. I can't wait

MuttleyLaff:





No, he has enough prophecy flops as it is
MrPresident1 you didnt mention that you're known to the MET police for your flops
Wehdone Sir

Hmmm, Holdon, maybe it will happen in afternoon or in the evening, or even in the night.

analice107:

Hmmm, Holdon, maybe it will happen in afternoon or in the evening, or even in the night.

* In Richard Dawkins voice * you believe this nonsense
*adjust the transparent glasses with one hand * oh dear, oh my, what nonsense.

Martinez19:
* In Richard Dawkins voice * you believe this nonsense
*adjust the transparent glasses with one hand * oh dear, oh my, what nonsense.

Just wait nah.

analice107:

Just wait nah.

okay I will wait but I know nothing will happen.

Status Update
Millions of christians prayed and their prayers averted it

Status Update
Millions of christians prayed and their prayers averted it

Martinez19:
okay I will wait but I know nothing will happen.

MrPresident1, a queue is forming o. Today i no commot for house. I dey wait make the trumpet sound.

Oh wait first, Is it rapture we are expecting today or the end of the world proper?

Today, i cook my best meal, eat belleful come sidon dey wait.

Finally, am going to meet my Master.

Aww, i have waited long for this day.

MePresident1 pls dont fail me oo.

Singing*, This world is not my home, am just passing through...

MrPresident1:


My brother, it was just a little miscalculation jare

12noon in Naija is 6pm in America

Everything right from the beginning of this thread has always been a Miscalculation too.... Yeye..

I will reserve my best for the end of today..

analice107:

MrPresident1, a queue is forming o. Today i no commot for house. I dey wait make the trumpet sound.

Oh wait first, Is it rapture we are expecting today or the end of the world proper?

Today, i cook my best meal, eat belleful come sidon dey wait.

Finally, am going to meet my Master.

Aww, i have waited long for this day.

MePresident1 pls dont fail me oo.

Singing*, This world is not my home, am just passing through...

This is disturbing on so many levels.

You're like the religious female nut character in a Stephen King Novel

ErnyyBobo:




Everything right from the beginning of this thread has always been a Miscalculation too.... Yeye..

I will reserve my best for the end of today..

I am just waiting for 12:01am tomorrow. Until then I reserve my comment or as Patience Jonathan will have it, I comment my reserve .

Ranchhoddas:
Jesus and His entourage have since entered the Milky Way galaxy; they are somewhere around the moon. In a matter of hours they'll touch down on our home planet. I know MrPresident and Sukkot have dressed up for this momentous occasion.

Are you sure they'll get here on time? I mean, chariots and horses are somewhat outdated nowadays......

Oh my Chisos!!!


you guys should switch to CNN,

BREAKING NEWS!!!

NASA just reported some unusual signals never in the history of earth..It is reported that there are legions of armies coming with chariots, donkeys, arrows and bows racing in millions towards the milyway galaxy, towards our own very planet earth!!!

But NASA has advised we all remain calm as the US and Russian military is enough to obliterate the threat with just one missile

However President of Nigeria, Buhari has told the world giants not to worry about this little threat as the Nigerian Air force is strong enough to handle mere ancient soldiers coming with bows and arrows.

He was seen laughing so hard and beating his chest how he will wipe them all out in 2 seconds

The NAF has however said that the threat is too insignificant for them and the Mopol is up to task to obliterate this invasion of mere chariots, donkeys, arrows and bows from outer space..

More update to follow

SirWere:


This is disturbing on so many levels.

You're like the religious female nut character in a Stephen King Novel

Sarcasm is lost on you.

Wait!!!!, even if i were serious, how e take concern you? I be ya sister? mind your bizness biko.

Btw, Which of this Steven Kings Novel are you talking about? I have read only one of his books, "The Stand".

easterwick:
[s]MRPRESIDENT1 YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE OF THE SERPENT HAS HARDEN THEIR HEART EVEN THE PEOPLE THAT CAN KNOW THIS ARE SLEEPING this are miracle workers they are now drunk
jesus christ say he that is not with me scatter abroad and he also say WOE UNTO YOU THAT ARE RICH FOR YOU HAVE RECEIVE YOU CONSOLATION so when the flood come to sweep them way they will not know because they will buy they will sell they will do business they will drink they will eat they will marry and be given for marriage and rejoice say to each other MORE GRACE... then the destruction will come [DEATH] is it not a normal thing to die but those are in the light will shine and shine forever after ose has destroy them so come out of doctrine of hatred on enemies that is the sin leading to death which is idolatry though is related to sex [/s]

ooh can you just shut the fukk up and stick your delusion up your arse
Please for the sake of the human race
It's embarrassing

analice107:

Sarcasm is lost on you.

Wait!!!!, even if i were serious, how e take concern you? I be ya sister? mind your bizness biko.

Btw, Which of this Steven Kings Novel are you talking about? I have read only one of his books, "The Stand".

Ah,
another example of Poe's law at work. Damn

Stephen King writes a lot about paranoid religious people.
Carrie, The Mist, Insomnia et al....

MrPresident1

I hope you are ready for the jeers and mocking sessions to follow soon. ...it's already 10:53am....and the day keeps getting better.

OR

Do you have an exact time when the "world" would end??

SirWere:
Ah,
another example of Poe's law at work. Damn

Stephen King writes a lot about paranoid religious people.
Carrie, The Mist, Insomnia et al....

Which of it has the character u described me mr man? i know Carrie Though not read it, and i know the Mist too.

Where is that MrPresident1
He has a lot of explaining to do

analice107:

Which of it has the character u described me mr man? i know Carrie Though not read it, and i know the Mist too.

Carrie's mother : Magaret White in Carrie

and Mrs Carmody, the old delusioned lady in the mist.


Just saying........

ErnyyBobo:




Everything right from the beginning of this thread has always been a Miscalculation too.... Yeye..

I will reserve my best for the end of today..

Very intelligent of you

Mr president, Jesus is not coming today again?

Please oo, he should come so i can take selfie with him.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2996857_ajesus_jpegbe7eb74e695ad4162e57636bf0ac9427

Sweet jesus

oteneaaron:
MrPresident1

I hope you are ready for the jeers and mocking sessions to follow soon. ...it's already 10:53am....and the day keeps getting better.

OR

Do you have an exact time when the "world" would end??

I wrote a lot on this thread, I explained a lot of things, I explained that it was going to be sudden, it would catch everyone by surprise, exceptthe watchful. I did a lot of explanations...

Effort wasted on the dead?

SMH...

Rilwayne001:
Mr president, Jesus is not coming today again?

Please oo, he should come so i can take selfie with him.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2996857_ajesus_jpegbe7eb74e695ad4162e57636bf0ac9427

Sweet jesus

You are in trouble

analice107:

MrPresident1, a queue is forming o. Today i no commot for house. I dey wait make the trumpet sound.

Oh wait first, Is it rapture we are expecting today or the end of the world proper?

Today, i cook my best meal, eat belleful come sidon dey wait.

Finally, am going to meet my Master.

Aww, i have waited long for this day.

MePresident1 pls dont fail me oo.

Singing*, This world is not my home, am just passing through...

Patience...the day will catch the whole world unawares, but the brethren will not be caught unawares...Patience and watchfulness

MrPresident1:


You are in trouble

What trouble?

Rilwayne001:


What trouble?

Just wait until he is revealed in the clouds

Watch the heavens closely

MrPresident1:


Just wait until he is revealed in the clouds

Watch the heavens closely

Okay sir!

MrPresident1:

Patience...the day will catch the whole world unawares, but the brethren will not be caught unawares...Patience and watchfulness

I thought it was today

Gaara101:

I thought it was today

On or before 20th of January 2017. The jests started too early, much toooo early...