I came across this meme, again, this morning and I was just wondering.

Can atheists in the house explain how possible this is?

FTC for sale!

Where are all those heathens?

plaetton, johnnydon22, benzics, hardmirror, frank317, lennycool, teempakguy, jonbellion, unclesnr, lepasharon, 4kings, capslocked, joywendy, mrmrmister, hopefulLandlord (may you buy house this year ), dalaman

Some of these things are beyond human comprehension.

hahn:
Where are all those heathens?

plaetton, johnnydon22, benzics, hardmirror, frank317, lennycool, teempakguy, jonbellion, unclesnr, lepasharon, 4kings, capslocked, joywendy, mrmrmister, hopefulLandlord (may you buy house this year ), dalaman

lol brother my username is Johnydon22 only one N.. anyway i am here, just observing waiting for someone to talk...

Flexherbal:
Some of these things are beyond human comprehension.

this is ludicrous excuse - if all humans thought like this we possibly might still be riding horses.

Let me put on my recommended glass,I need to learn another thing today

johnydon22:
lol brother my username is Johnydon22 only one N.. anyway i am here, just observing waiting for someone to talk...

Bro, na everyday your username dey confuse me

The spirit has spoken. Your turn

Flexherbal:
Some of these things are beyond human comprehension.

Oh, please. Simply say you don't know abeg. Saying "I don't know" has never been a crime

Who's the priest?

A day is not constituted by the period of sunlight but by the time it takes for the earth to complete its rotaion on its axis. A better criticism would be how God could have made two great lights before making the sun, or what light God saw on the first day of creation.

UyiIredia:
A day is not constituted by the period of sunlight but by the time it takes for the earth to complete its rotaion on its axis.

Without the sun there would be no "day". Only night. Get it?

A better criticism would be how God could have made two great lights before making the sun, or what light God saw on the first day of creation.

That is a question for another thread. Apparently, Jehovah was seeing things. Probably after the smoking competition where he won the title "the most high"

Richirich713:
Who's the priest?

No idea. Who him epp?

UyiIredia:
A day is not constituted by the period of sunlight but by the time it takes for the earth to complete its rotaion on its axis. A better criticism would be how God could have made two great lights before making the sun, or what light God saw on the first day of creation.

but the suns gravity holds the earth in orbit so either way

hahn:
Where are all those heathens?

plaetton, johnnydon22, benzics, hardmirror, frank317, lennycool, teempakguy, jonbellion, unclesnr, lepasharon, 4kings, capslocked, joywendy, mrmrmister, hopefulLandlord (may you buy house this year ), dalaman

Present sir, lol

UyiIredia:
A day is not constituted by the period of sunlight but by the time it takes for the earth to complete its rotaion on its axis. A better criticism would be how God could have made two great lights before making the sun, or what light God saw on the first day of creation.

Tah.. Nonsense. A complete rotation of the earth is marked by the intervals between sun risings. Without the sun, the earth would just keep rotating over and over again with no refrence point to call it a "day"....


And to really Bleep it up; the sun and the "lesser light"(which is only a reflecting body) were claimed to be created on the same day.

Pray tell, how was 24 hours measured without the sun and moon being used as refrence points

We should ask the author(s) of genesis.
Which one of them did god narrate his creation story to?

mrmrmister:
We should ask the author(s) of genesis. Which one of them did god narrate his creation story to?

Moses. A great Scientist, Prophet, Leader, Nation Builder.

Valid Question. Valid answers anyone?

cckris:
Why don't you just go & ask God.

I believe in God very strongly, though I can't understand all things.
The ones I understand are suffiffiently exciting.

Jesus is Lord Lord forever

Give me it's address so I can go and pay it a visit

UyiIredia:
A day is not constituted by the period of sunlight but by the time it takes for the earth to complete its rotaion on its axis. A better criticism would be how God could have made two great lights before making the sun, or what light God saw on the first day of creation.

Are you really trying to defend that?

cckris:


Moses. A great Scientist, Prophet, Leader, Nation Builder.

Moses did not write any part of it.

And plants even came before the sun o. The sun that is supposed to provide the plants with light for photosynthesis.

dalaman:


Are you really trying to defend that?

As in

Flexherbal:
Some of these things are beyond human comprehension.

No insult meant. But please, receive sense pronto!

cckris:


Moses. A great Scientist, Prophet, Leader, Nation Builder.

Do you know that the Israelites were never slaves under Egypt?

cckris:


Moses. A great Scientist, Prophet, Leader, Nation Builder.

Your definition of scientist is a man who thinks Goats who mate in front of a certain tree branch will give birth to spotted offsprings - Literally murdered Genetics.

Then i am pretty sure your own science is different from the one here..

dalaman:

Moses did not write any part of it.

Tell me something. Na you write'm?

cckris:


Tell me something. Na you write'm?

No be me. But Moses no write am.

johnydon22:


Your definition of scientist is a man who thinks Goats who mate in front of a certain tree branch will give birth to spotted offsprings - Literally murdered Genetics.

Then i am pretty sure your own science is different from the one here..

a scientist who believes bushes talk

cckris:


Tell me something. Na you write'm?

So Moses even wrote about his own death, abi. You try