Hi guys, can't help sharing this with you. It cracked me up badly.

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote.

*Moral :Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*

The story continues....The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing. He said,
"your husband has blocked your credit card.........."

*MORAL : Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*

Story continues....Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues...After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues....She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse. It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS. She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*

On getting home, his car was gone. A note was lying on the table, "Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something". He left with the house key too.

*Moral: Don't try to control your spouse. You will always lose!*

Have a lovely day y'all

so funny but the man is the greater loser since he's the one who paid. The wife can use the card and Lodge herself in a nice hotel

Both of dem are madt

Wow. A great lesson why couples should always communicate to know their feelings.

Sounds more like a battlefield than a marriage.
Hope people are not this jobless oooooo!
Chai!!!!

Marriage definitely means different things to different peeps!

If he left with the house key(which wouldn't be a problem unless the door was locked ), how did she read the note on the table?

QuietHammer:
If he left with the house key(which wouldn't be a problem unless the door was locked ), how did she read the note on the table?

Flesh has not revealed this to you but...

angelTI:



Flesh has not revealed this to you but...

Say it.

QuietHammer:
If he left with the house key(which wouldn't be a problem unless the door was locked ), how did she read the note on the table?

Some houses got balcony....that can have dinning table and other lazy boy outdoor furnitures ie if they don't want to entertain or stay indoors

Funny couple

I like

This could be sisisioge and nairalanddss ooo


Muchecheche

Dyt:
I like

This could be sisisioge and nairalanddss ooo


Muchecheche

Let me go and read the story first...Before I go, I like the fact you are aiming for a rich husband for me. Osebaby

sisisioge:


Let me go and read the story first...Before I go, I like the fact you are aiming for a rich husband for me. Osebaby

We do not want a lazy man

dytbabe:



We do not want a lazy man

We absolutely do not due to our allergic reactions...Hard working men of substance/potentials are the doctor's prescription. We sincerely apologise for the inconveniences

So you're back

that man behaves like my late dad

The story is just an imagination of the writer. Take note of the concluding part, the woman found a note on the table meanwhile the husband left with the house key, how come?