2kaybiel:
seems lola has tasted all these dicks to know the type

chybykee:
hmmm, lemme check mine


**** #idontknow shaped

lola024:



you think so?

2kaybiel:
no.

lola024:
let me share with you a nice article..... the opposite of what I shared last....

Today, we’re sort of flipping the theme as we’re now focusing on the humble penis. There’s eight types of penis, don’t you know and I’m going to be your guide as we explore the possibilities…

1. Banana Shaped
Pretty obvious really and perhaps the most clichéd, if you don’t mind my saying. This one typically has a downwards curvature when erect of, usually, no more than 10 degrees. If you suspect yours has a curve greater than 25 degrees, get your protractors out because you need medical attention.

2. Hammer Shaped
So I’m not sure why they used a hammer to represent this form of the penis. As you might expect, with the hammer penis, the shaft is fairly thin whilst the head is large… giving it a hammer appearance. This can also be found on other penis types, such as the banana or the…

3. C Shaped
This is when your penis veers off to the right (there seems to be no class for when someone has one that goes to the left… perhaps an end of brackets). This can be natural, or it can be caused by accidents.

In some cases, it can even happen when men find themselves having to stow away their joysticks in an effort to hide their erections. Yeah, apparently doing that can alter you penis shape.

4. Mushroom Shaped
Not to be confused with the hammer penis, the mushroom is typically smaller. It boasts a stocky appearance and a very wide, umbrella-like head.

5. Pencil Shaped
… I’m a journalist.

This type of penis is particularly straight with very little to differentiate between the head and the shaft. Apparently, due to their above average length, penetration from this kind of penis can hit the cervix, causing pain for your lady-friend.

6. Carrot/Cucumber Shaped
For this type, the head is a lot smaller than the shaft (with is typically fairly large). Rumour has it that deep penetration is where it’s at for this penis and it works well with most positions… Seriously who comes up with this?!

7. Veiny Penis
Well it’s veiny. Obviously. This can occur in all penis types so shouldn’t really count at one itself. Counting veins as a defining factor on one’s penis would be like ordering a side-plate for your main at a restaurant.

8. Aluguntugui
Aluguntugui is the name given to the sour sop in the Ga language, native to Ghana. If you have one of these joysticks, it will be around 4-5 inches long but what it may lack in length, it compensates for in fucking ridiculous girth. What a 13-year-old boy might call a chode.

So yeah, are you any of those? I’m not, which is concerning.

check below to see all pictures.....
Pictures

Don't ask me how many types av seen.....

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lola024:


yes you do

lola024:

educational purpose.

lola024:


smh..... stop checking

thonyrule:
Like if you check her profile straight away after reading

lola024:



meaning.....