scummies get d Bleep outta here-MANE

Leyqute:


U b crook

If we keep winning e go happen

Lol... we shall see

GloryIsaac:


Especially the "Pogba-created" chances ... Just killing his assist count.....

Doesn't mindings hims jare

Anybody else find these six jokes funny? Damn!

Oasis007:
"It could have been a few more [Goals]; I wish I could have scored. I had one or two good chances and I should have scored.

"I mean, in these games you don’t get a lot of opportunities and when you get them you need to take them. That’s why I was a little bit disappointed in myself, but I felt good in the game. 

"I got a lot of the ball, tried to create and give stability to the team. The only thing I missed was the goal, but I tried to give Mata and Mkhitaryan the option to play around me to give more confidence to the guys."

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

leave playmaking for playmakers (Mata and Mkhi), concentrate on your primary duty, being in the box more and putting away your chances you long nosed díckhead

I don't know what Zlatan is talking about, but seriously these guys really need to sit up and really work on converting the numerous chances they create per games. Jeez!


As much as we need the points, we need the goals too.

Waiting, hoping and expecting other teams to drop points is just bunkum! Whatever stop us from gathering all the points in all the games we play? Mtcheeewww.

PietroRico:
leave playmaking for playmakers (Mata and Mkhi), concentrate on being in the box more and putting away your chances you long nosed díckhead

I thought I was the only one infuriated by This guy.

He leaves the opponents box too often and spend more time on the half way line. He gets the ball in the midfield, ships it to Valencia on the wing, refuse to run into the box but expect Valencia to cross the ball.

He makes simple things look difficult, a ball he could have guarded into the post with his long head, he instead choose to do the Chinese and send it out of goal.

Zlatan should get serious if he really wants us to finish in top 4. I mean Pogba should have at least 10 assist for his passes to zlatan alone. Damn!

Zlatan: "I'm sick of the drama between Mayweather & McGregor. It would be better for both of them to stop their antics & fight against me." "Let's see how it goes, but the two [Mayweather & McGregor] will go straight to the hospital!" (Mundo Deportivo)




This man Is a fool

UniqueGem:
I thought I was the only one infuriated by This guy.

He leaves the opponents box too often and spend more time on the half way line. He gets the ball in the midfield, ships it to Valencia on the wing, refuse to run into the box but expect Valencia to cross the ball.

He makes simple things look difficult, a ball he could have guarded into the post with his long head, he instead choose to do the Chinese and send it out of goal.

Zlatan should get serious if he really wants us to finish in top 4. I mean Pogba should have at least 10 assist for his passes to zlatan alone. Damn!

and the Pogba will hardly pass to any other person, if it's not ibrahimovic.
Sometimes even when the man is sandwiched between 3 defenders and there's a better placed player outwide, he'll be trying to force the issue.

PietroRico:
Zlatan: "I'm sick of the drama between Mayweather & McGregor. It would be better for both of them to stop their antics & fight against me." "Let's see how it goes, but the two [Mayweather & McGregor] will go straight to the hospital!" (Mundo Deportivo)




This man Is a fool

Lmao.. saw it online too.
He tinks it's bicycle kick.

PietroRico:
Zlatan: "I'm sick of the drama between Mayweather & McGregor. It would be better for both of them to stop their antics & fight against me." "Let's see how it goes, but the two [Mayweather & McGregor] will go straight to the hospital!" (Mundo Deportivo)




This man Is a fool

lmao.....
Death wish, nice way to die after collecting pension money from manure

PietroRico:
Zlatan: "I'm sick of the drama between Mayweather & McGregor. It would be better for both of them to stop their antics & fight against me." "Let's see how it goes, but the two [Mayweather & McGregor] will go straight to the hospital!" (Mundo Deportivo)




This man Is a fool

The day we leave this 6th spot for good. Na fila and gele for party we go buy.

AdisaOwala:


You are really a wild lunatic

Smh

Palsy goat, if I needed your view, I would call you. Don't you think?

MRTA7:
The day we leave this 6th spot for good. Na fila and gele for party we go buy.

Lol. .

Hopefully that happens. but the way I see am, e be like say our league position at season's end done set at 6. e fit be say we're cursed to finish in that position.

or else, how can you explain the fact that the gap between us and 2nd is so thin, yet at every opportunity presented to us to move up, we tend to blow it up and end up drawing winnable games?

Danhumprey:
Lol. .

Hopefully that happens. but the way I see am, e be like say our league position at season's end done set at 6. e fit be say we're cursed to finish in that position.

or else, how can you explain the fact that the gap between us and 2nd is so thin, yet at every opportunity presented to us to move up, we tend to blow it up and end up drawing winnable games?

Since the Chelsea defeat, Only Chelsea has won more league points than Man utd.

The Story will change after the Week 27 Fixtures below!

Both Arsenal and United have their respective Week 26 Matches postponed, hence I'm confident United gonna be above Arsenal after the Fixtures are played!

MRTA7:

Since the Chelsea defeat, Only Chelsea has won more league points than Man utd.

And we are still here

Danhumprey:
Lol. .

Hopefully that happens. but the way I see am, e be like say our league position at season's end done set at 6. e fit be say we're cursed to finish in that position.

or else, how can you explain the fact that the gap between us and 2nd is so thin, yet at every opportunity presented to us to move up, we tend to blow it up and end up drawing winnable games?

Be positive. Forget the positions on the tab. Consider how the points gap has reduced between United and other teams in the top six.
We are definitely finishing in the Champions League positions by the end of the season.
Chelsea dropped points today and others ahead of us will drop points too. The idea is to keep on winning and maintain this momentum.
The positives of this United team outweigh the negatives and next season we will only get better.

Oasis007:
The Story will change after the Week 27 Fixtures below!

Both Arsenal and United have their respective Week 26 Matches postponed, hence I'm confident United gonna be above Arsenal after the Fixtures are played!

can you give us the fixtures in other leagues-Europa, FA and Carling Cup... date and time

thanks

Caveatemptor:


Be positive. Forget the positions on the tab. Consider how the points gap has reduced between United and other teams in the top six.
We are definitely finishing in the Champions League positions by the end of the season.
Chelsea dropped points today and others ahead of us will drop points too. The idea is to keep on winning and maintain this momentum.
The positives of this United team outweigh the negatives and next season we will only get better.

Mr Positives!!

Liverpool finally dropped Emre Can and won their match, coincidence? I hope Klopp goes back to fielding him.

adebayo201:







Mr Positives!!

See you at the end of the season mate.
Hope you're still smiling then.

raneri job no safe again at all.

Man Utd's Landmark

Manchester United made history on Saturday as victory over Watford saw them become the first side to hit 2,000 points in the Premier League.

Juan Mata and Anthony Martial sealed a comfortable 2-0 win at Old Trafford that meant Jose Mourinho's side reached the milestone after 949 games.

Nearest rivals Arsenal are back on 1,797 points, while leaders Chelsea sit in third place on 1,755.

United, one of only six teams to play every season in the Premier League since its inception in 1992, have an overall win ratio of 63 per cent and also top the table when it comes to points-per-game, averaging 2.11.


Another record looms because Mourinho's men - still sixth in the table but just a point off fourth-placed Liverpool - will become the first Premier League club to notch 600 Premier League victories if they can see off Bournemouth on February 4 at Old Trafford.

Mourinho declared the run "amazing" and while he sees ample room for improvement, he reckons his side is not getting enough credit for the quality of their football.

"It was a very good (performance)," he said after the game. "It was the kind of football that if it was somebody else's team, you would say it was 'art', but because it was my team, you will just say it was 'very good'. But that is fine.

"Sixteen (league) games unbeaten is an amazing record, but it would be the perfect record with two or three fewer draws at home. We have an amazing record of being unbeaten, but we should have more."

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10765506/manchester-united-reach-premier-league-points-landmark-as-unbeaten-run-continues

UEFA League
Saint-Etienne H 20:05

19 FA Cup Blackburn Rovers A 16:15

22
UEFA Europa
Saint-Etienne A 17:00

26 EFL Cup Southampton N 16:30


March 2017
04 Premier League

Bournemouth H 12:30

12 Premier League
Southampton A 13:30

19 Premier League

Middlesbrough A 12:00


April 2017
01 Premier League

West Brom Albion H

04 Premier
League Everton H

08 Premier
League Sunderland A

15 Premier
League Chelsea

Top 4 will be tough for manure
out of the 13 remaining matches
ARSENAL (AWAY

CHELSEA(HOME

MANCITY (AWAY

TOTEHAM (AWAY

EVERTON(HOME

WHICH OF THEM MANU GO WIN?

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