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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Alexandri8: 8:25am On Mar 14, 2017
yusufibrahim:
Hmmmmmm in as much as I don't support maturation.... I will say that's a hug one on the male folks
This is aaadarada in Jenifa's voice... Will them pass same bill on ladies using toys??
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by MasterofNL: 8:26am On Mar 14, 2017
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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Ibro2005: 8:26am On Mar 14, 2017
How can they know when you do it at home
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by richeeyo(m): 8:26am On Mar 14, 2017
I think most of you should read at try to understand her point, she is only try to prove a point on how difficult it is from stopping women from getting an abortion

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Nobody: 8:27am On Mar 14, 2017
Lol Texas lol they suppose
Masturbate much grin

Lol @ comments though ... u think America can't track them down lol u got it mistaken with Nigeria grin
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Nobody: 8:27am On Mar 14, 2017
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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Destinylink(m): 8:28am On Mar 14, 2017
How will they know?
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by morbeta(m): 8:29am On Mar 14, 2017
Will she install CCTV on every American dick?
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Nobody: 8:31am On Mar 14, 2017
Bumbae1:
Lol Texas lol they suppose
Masturbate much grin

Lol @ comments though ... u think America can't track them down lol u got it mistaken with Nigeria grin
Really?
I seriously doubt it.
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by mjabdulk: 8:31am On Mar 14, 2017
this is nonsense because there are many crimes that cause masturbation before a masturbater masturbates why dont u make a fine on those dressing half nakedly or nakedly? why dont u make fines on those that are doing pornic movies? among others.
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by DozieInc(m): 8:32am On Mar 14, 2017
ZarZar:
Like he is gonna go in the middle of the street & touch himself. How will they know? Maybe they should hire those "acting flies" they use in those African adverts with skinny people- disperse them to be on the look out for masturbators. Rubbish bill.

So true smiley
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Nobody: 8:33am On Mar 14, 2017
Gaara101:

Really?
I seriously doubt it.
Me i fear Americans oh

They have the tech if they want to ..just out some drones with heat sensor or something once u pull out the d to lipsrsealed its all over grin
Lol this wan no fit work for nigeria .. first we need good road sef grin second electricity


But there are ways if they really want to do and texas not the whole of USA
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Nobody: 8:36am On Mar 14, 2017
If this policy work, e go generate money pass income tax for Texas.
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by abdulaz: 8:37am On Mar 14, 2017
QuietHammer:

Why did you hastily assume that she is a feminist? She is pro-choice and just mirroring the pro-life's stance on abortion through that ridiculous bill of which she also knows is laughable. ...unless you are trying to say every person who is pro-choice is a feminist, which would be more laughable.

Only feminists advocate equal rights and opportunities to be granted or accorded to the female folks as they are to the male folks even when they know nature has already created the differences.

If they feel threatened by the male folks they can as well go and get a deek if that's the yardstick.
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by abdulaz: 8:41am On Mar 14, 2017
Bumbae1:

Me i fear Americans oh

They have the tech if they want to ..just out some drones with heat sensor or something once u pull out the d to lipsrsealed its all over grin
Lol this wan no fit work for nigeria .. first we need good road sef grin second electricity


But there are ways if they really want to do and texas not the whole of USA

And there are always hackers to hack such tech you know.
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Nobody: 8:41am On Mar 14, 2017
Bumbae1:

Me i fear Americans oh

They have the tech if they want to ..just out some drones with heat sensor or something once u pull out the d to lipsrsealed its all over grin
Lol this wan no fit work for nigeria .. first we need good road sef grin second electricity


But there are ways if they really want to do and texas not the whole of USA
Haha.Funny you.
Killed me at the bolded. America is developed, yes, but is it to that extent? I find it hard to believe.
I really really doubt it. She just wants men to put themselves in women's shoes but her logic failed.

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Fessy09(m): 8:41am On Mar 14, 2017
ZarZar:
Like he is gonna go in the middle of the street & touch himself. How will they know? Maybe they should hire those "acting flies" they use in those African adverts with skinny people- disperse them to be on the look out for masturbators. Rubbish bill.
Are you a masturbator??
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Adesina12: 8:44am On Mar 14, 2017
ZarZar:
Like he is gonna go in the middle of the street & touch himself. How will they know? Maybe they should hire those "acting flies" they use in those African adverts with skinny people- disperse them to be on the look out for masturbators. Rubbish bill.

Can't laf honestly

You got it ....it is a rubish

How are they going to know who masturbate?
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Awoo88: 8:44am On Mar 14, 2017
This people no got and dem no get problem. If someone wants to masturbate he will come out in the open to do so.
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by QuietHammer(m): 8:45am On Mar 14, 2017
abdulaz:


Only feminists advocate equal rights and opportunities to be granted or accorded to the female folks as they are to the male folks even when they know nature has already created the differences.

If they feel threatened by the male folks they can as well go and get a deek if that's the yardstick.
She is only asking(indirectly) that women be allowed to make choices freely when it concerns their body.

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by nkemjacob2(m): 8:45am On Mar 14, 2017
no be una fault una b economy good
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by QuietHammer(m): 8:47am On Mar 14, 2017
After reading some comments, its obvious that a lot of nairalanders suffer cognitive dissonance
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by uvalued(m): 8:48am On Mar 14, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:

This is what we call a dumb law in the USA

Laws like not selling toothpaste and soap to the same customer on Sunday in the state of Rhoades island


It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on in North Dakota

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing in Texas



truly democracy really dummicracy...when the essense is not known of democracy
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Nobody: 8:49am On Mar 14, 2017
Where is the president of the vaseline crew? this news is going to cause a RIOT if care is not taken.

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Mavelshee(m): 8:54am On Mar 14, 2017
Why women gotta take away everytin men love.....
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by davidif: 8:57am On Mar 14, 2017
todaynewsreview:
A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates. The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra.

Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat, knows her bill isn't going to get very far. But she proposed it last week to make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine.

Farrar has long been an advocate of women's health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.

Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child."

http://www.todaynewsreview.com/p/3221/lawmaker-proposes-bill-would-fine-men-100-each-time-they-mas

My bad, it's not fake news. She was trying to make a political statement.
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by gudvibz(f): 8:58am On Mar 14, 2017
I wish it would be passed into law jst for 1 or 2 weeks lets see how it goes ... cheesy
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by ikorodureporta: 8:59am On Mar 14, 2017
Chai....wht of cucumber crew??

Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by blackaxe78: 9:02am On Mar 14, 2017
Make dem kukuma kill me!


How I go dey pay $1000 a day!

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