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10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by NaijaTechGuy(m): 6:49am On Mar 23, 2017 |
We see a lot of things on social media everyday and ladies never cease to amaze us. .. Here's my top 10 list.. The Formers These Group Of People Act Like They're Celebs even if they're not anything close to that. Because They get 100 plus likes on their photos. The English Destroyers These Chics toh bad.. Their Use Of English Can Make The Queen Of England Ban Them For Misuse Of English. A typical example is "Let dere be piss everywhere".. Some girls sha Saint Olosho/Ashawo These Girls Act All Holy Online And Outwardly but when you get intimate with them you know they are worse than they appear. Indecency Queen These Ladies Post Nude pics online to attract fellow perverts like them. Unfortunately if you fall for them you are on your own ( OYO). Ajegunle Wolf These Group of people are not pretty by any standards. All they do is keep tongue lashing people. Insults are the things found throughout their comments. 419 Mistress. We All Know Them."I am traveling to Enugu, Our Car Got Spoilt in Onitsha. I need airtime to call my parents and tell me them so they won't be worried." I got one recently and I sent MTN N10 card to her. I try sha. Celeb Freaks Check their profile, it's full of celeb photos, her pic won't even be up to 3 because she's scared she won't get any likes. Smarty Cute. These ones are smart, beautiful and most of all respectful. If you need a gf or wife choose from this group. Old Cargo She's 27 but she's forming that she's 19. Ladies are guilty of this. Ladies let me remind you that this is reality. It's not the world of JayZ and Mr Hudson's FOREVER YOUNG. you must grow old. Keep playing hard to get while other girls get married every Saturday Queen Bee. They Feel Because they feel that have a little knowledge of vocabularies in their brain, All they do is keep using big words. Whenever they make mistakes it's usually disastrous. I drop my pen at this point.. 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by NaijaTechGuy(m): 6:49am On Mar 23, 2017 |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by zinachidi(m): 6:52am On Mar 23, 2017 |
lol @ 'ajegunle wolf'. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by GoodyOG: 9:53am On Mar 23, 2017 |
hahahahah |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by NaijaTechGuy(m): 6:43am On Mar 26, 2017 |
GoodyOG: |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by Chuksteric(m): 7:08am On Mar 26, 2017 |
Ok |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by MrEgbegbe(m): 7:08am On Mar 26, 2017 |
6 type of girls you will find on Facebook 1. Old cargoes : Those 46 years old bad market, they have dark fingers and knuckles and white makeup covered face 2. Little good for nothing girls: Those ones are just useless, you will see names like "Itz Mizz Jenifer" "Mizz Barbie" 3. Goat face girls : Those ones no deserve help, they're quick to call a guy ugly 4. Makeup Slay Queens : Those expired milk, they don't know that their beauty can be cleaned with a wet towel 5. Big ass and Huge boobs : They flaunt their asses like you can find a private jet parked in it, what do they use that stinky ass for ?? To shiit and fart 6. Big girls without brain : claiming big girls while they have nothing in their brain, what do they bring to the table except their stinky pusssy ?? I had the opportunity to talk with one Abuja big girl, i asked her what tribe is, she said he don't know, i asked her her local government, she doesn't know, this girl doesn't know that her tribe is Yoruba Ignorant good for nothing girls 27 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by tydi(m): 7:10am On Mar 26, 2017 |
Happy sunday y'all |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by Nobody: 7:10am On Mar 26, 2017 |
EVER SINCE THIS OP MADE A POST CLAIMING "THE INTERNET HAS A KEY", I HAD NEVER TAKEN ANY OF HIS/HER POST SERIOUSLY AGAIN. SEUN, PLEASE CREATE A PRIVATE LIE SECTION FOR THIS MAN N PERSONALLY GIVE HIM D KEY! 9 Likes |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by afoltundeseun(m): 7:10am On Mar 26, 2017 |
I doubt |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by sainty2k3(m): 7:11am On Mar 26, 2017 |
LeT me read this well ,will come and comment later Read it, it doesnt really worth my precious time |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by Jamesmatic(m): 7:12am On Mar 26, 2017 |
E too early 4 dis rubbish nw.... 6 Likes
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Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by ipobarecriminals: 7:12am On Mar 26, 2017 |
Are u through with ur sermon? |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by NinaArsenal(f): 7:12am On Mar 26, 2017 |
Okay |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by dapyd1(m): 7:12am On Mar 26, 2017 |
What of the low self esteem ones. The ones that Facebook likes determines their happiness. The higher the likes, the happier and better they feel. They are the ones that will tag 453 friends for one picture. They even do like competition with friends. They be like Sandra, that my picture never reach 100 likes since morning, Risi posted her own 2 hours ago, she Don reach 200 likes 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by emotions1: 7:12am On Mar 26, 2017 |
#DemSlayQueens... Happy Sunday... YouOnlyLiveOnce_Yolo 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by ExAngel007(f): 7:13am On Mar 26, 2017 |
"We hav suffer" |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by tetula123(m): 7:13am On Mar 26, 2017 |
abeg am I the only one who feels the OP wrote trash up there 11 Likes
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Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by GreatMahmud: 7:13am On Mar 26, 2017 |
Thats for d gullible and stupid men who get easily carried away with pictures of fake babes that are everywhere on fb.. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by Dablack1(m): 7:14am On Mar 26, 2017 |
LEMME COME AND BE GOING |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by Genea(f): 7:15am On Mar 26, 2017 |
Awwwwn I'm so smarty cute Op thank u 1 Like |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by Nobody: 7:15am On Mar 26, 2017 |
As per protocol, oya ladies fire a return salvo. |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by AreaFada2: 7:15am On Mar 26, 2017 |
Everything is packaging these days. The more you look the less you see. Broadly covered. |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by thegistchannel: 7:17am On Mar 26, 2017 |
Lol... Very funny http://thegistchannel.com.ng |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by MrTypist: 7:17am On Mar 26, 2017 |
The more you see the more you get confused. Social media has really exposed the true nature of naija girls. |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by Seanjay(m): 7:17am On Mar 26, 2017 |
NaijaTechGuy: Na so my guy u don study dem pah |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by metrosexual: 7:18am On Mar 26, 2017 |
You forgot to mention "Pepper dem gang" and "Slay Queens" You forgot to mention the "I can't date a man who can't spend big money on me" gang You forgot the "lesbians", they call themselves "baby, bae, boo", of course they would argue its just names but a lot of lesbians use it as a camouflage now. You forgot the "My data sub is about to finish" crew You forgot the "I'm bored, who would take me out" crew You forgot the "I don't respond to messages, my inbox is full" gang. Story story!! Send her a message that reads- "Send me your account details, I have been watching you here on Facebook and you are really a wife material". She would reply faster than 4G LTE network For forgot the ones that use facebook as their relationship battleground, whenever she and her guy have issues you see posts like "I can do without you, I have moved on, you know yourself" 23 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by delishpot: 7:20am On Mar 26, 2017 |
So because someone is 27 she should start walking around with walking stick and form old 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Kinds Of Girls You'll Find On Facebook - Naijatechguy by geunik(m): 7:20am On Mar 26, 2017 |
BlacSmit:tech is no longer paying so a little dabble in another direction. I wonder how the op relate this to tech? 3 Likes 1 Share |
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