In this post am not by any way espousing onanism or premarital sex.My intention is not to promote sexual innuendos but because we are always in a delimma or muddles to point out the better of the two. So in my post I would after a thorough perpending and introspection vouch for the former. My reasons have been elaborated below

DANGER OF STD:Enganging in sex with your fellow human can endanger you to sexually transmitted diseases.You might not know the status of the opposite sex and you might not have the money to to buy C.D (okpu nnabuenyi) or at the heat of the moment you might not remember to wear it.Finally you enter the missionary journey but later you feel some itches and symptoms. But this could have been prevented by a little self service.

DANGER OF KISS AND TELL :After bleeping with fu.kboys they would start gossiping of how they took advantage of you.They would tell there fellow guys about your naked anatomical features.Some ladies would tell there friends on how bad you were on bed and how weak you were. And that would be a very bad thing to your reputation.All these would have been prevented by just self servicing.

DANGER OF BEING EXPOSED :this is same with the second point but it has a little disparity.This occurs when you record your sexual innuendos and after everything you find your videos roaming the shores of the internet.Providing a beautiful avenue for the Vaseline crew.It happens mostly after break up.Each party wants to get back at each other and by so doing expose what they recorded in secret for the world to see. Now you could have avoided that idiotic man or lady.You would not have been caught in scandal if you had just stayed in the comfort of your cubicle and self serviced.

DANGER OF DEATH :many people have lost their lives doing the *DO*.Some men not knowing the capacity of their strength would go on a journey and in the course won't make it.Some ladies who engaged in the act with a BEAST had lost their lives too .This would have been prevented if the said lady or man had self service.Some take drugs to achieve maximum performance but the chemistry of there body would act otherwise and they would end up losing their lives.

CONQUERING TEMPTATION :some people are easily swayed by there emotions and they end up going into what they never bargained for.This temptation includes sleeping with your your gate man, sleeping with your house girl or house boy,cheating on your partner by (wives, husbands,boyfriends and girlfriends) .While extenuating this feelings might not be easy but I suggest it is better to self service than engage in cheating or adultery.

So ladies and gentlemen there you have it.Eventhough masturbation is not a substitution for the actual intercourse but it could come in handy at some points and moments. It could be used as a manoeuvre method when the hormones are pushing you to the extreme.

Masturbation and porn go hand in hand.... so while you engage in your whole hand to gland battle never allow your porn/Masturbation habit to go over the top.... to avoid the ugly effects..

5 Major ways porn addiction affects your brain

Shoro niyen.

But I fear that vaseline might become very expensive in one's area cos of it'll be high demand

olayinks007:
Shoro niyen.

Meaning please?

jonaifame22:
But I fear that vaseline might become very expensive in one's area cos of it'll be high demand

.Use palm oil

Issorite

Xsem:
.Use palm oil

my dick'll start smelling edible

Xsem:
.Use palm oil

or engine oil

jonaifame22:
my dick'll start smelling edible

Good!!your bae is not the only one *eatable * if you get what I mean .She could.. .