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7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS: 8:11pm On Apr 07, 2017
My name is daviyjones and I am the world famous man of list. The trending nairaland pool party has got my team talking on whether I should attend to increase my popularity or not, after thorough analysis I have decide not to for this reasons:

1. Exposing my body :As prospective Mr nairaland 2017 I am afraid my naked photos will circulate the forum. my joystick size, packs and hairy chest. all these can be used against me.


2. Erection in public : There will be naked girls everywhere, my dick can go hard causing embarrassment amongst nairalanders.


3. Injury scare: safety first, I don't know how safe is the pool, hope I wont slip and land hard on hard floor or the bottom of the pool if I dive in.


4. Unattendant of mature members : prior the last event hosted by vizkiz and co, I saw the photos and video.no mature member. it is small boys and girls with ugly faces. no thesonofmark, lezz ,sinzu ,kinginvahala etc


5. Infection scare : I don't know what skin disease nairalanders carry, I am scared. Lot of people will be in the pool at the same time. jezz!! girls who might be menstruating may enter as said by professorfal in the nlevent's thread. my health is very important.


6. Scare of being mobbed by haters : I have many haters especially the awon weyrey group. we know jacksparrow is a thug who can send any body even his sister to do his evil plans. they can harm me for my good deeds.



7. Low feminine presence : scouts and predictors have concluded there will be low number of girls and the event will flop if care is not taken. I will advise vizkiz to hire prostitutes for the event. we have some here on nairaland.


written by daviyjones

note: the womanoflist is a fraud with no certificate to operate under my umbrella.

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Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by edoboy33(m): 8:57pm On Apr 07, 2017
I wan die for laugh oooo.

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Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Nobody: 9:07pm On Apr 07, 2017
Nairaland I hait thee grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Gladiator1: 9:26pm On Apr 07, 2017
DAVIYJONESS:
My name is daviyjones and I am the world famous man of list. The trending nairaland pool party has got my team talking on whether I should attend to increase my popularity or not, after thorough analysis I have decide not to for this reasons:

1. Exposing my body :As prospective Mr nairaland 2017 I am afraid my naked photos will circulate the forum. my joystick size, packs and hairy chest. all these can be used against me.


2. Erection in public : There will be naked girls everywhere, my dick can go hard causing embarrassment amongst nairalanders.


3. Injury scare: safety first, I don't know how safe is the pool, hope I wont slip and land hard on hard floor or the bottom of the pool if I dive in.


4. Unattendant of mature members : prior the last event hosted by vizkiz and co, I saw the photos and video.no mature member. it is small boys and girls with ugly faces. no thesonofmark, lezz ,sinzu ,kinginvahala etc


5. Infection scare : I don't know what skin disease nairalanders carry, I am scared. Lot of people will be in the pool at the same time. jezz!! girls who might be menstruating may enter as said by professorfal in the nlevent's thread. my health is very important.


6. Scare of being mobbed by haters : I have many haters especially the awon weyrey group. we know jacksparrow is a thug who can send any body even his sister to do his evil plans. they can harm me for my good deeds.



7. Low feminine presence : scouts and predictors have concluded there will be low number of girls and the event will flop if care is not taken. I will advise vizkiz to hire prostitutes for the event. we have some here on nairaland.


written by daviyjones

note: the womanoflist is a fraud with no certificate to operate under my umbrella.

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Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by mhisbliss(f): 9:31pm On Apr 07, 2017
grinvery funny
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Divay22(f): 9:34pm On Apr 07, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Op they are caming for you o cool
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Maxi112: 9:35pm On Apr 07, 2017
cheesy cheesy cheesy fool party
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by professorfal: 9:37pm On Apr 07, 2017
grin grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by LordZero(m): 9:39pm On Apr 07, 2017
Damnnn, when you thought you've seen it all. .

Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Nomfanelo99(f): 9:48pm On Apr 07, 2017
grin grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Donpoker9(m): 10:07pm On Apr 07, 2017
Op angry

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Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS: 10:18pm On Apr 07, 2017
[quote author=Gladiator1 post=55363489][/quote] dumb member of league of morons

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Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS: 10:19pm On Apr 07, 2017
LordZero:
Damnnn, when you thought you've seen it all. .
dumb boy that is why your father disown you.
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by DAVIYJONESS: 10:20pm On Apr 07, 2017
Divay22:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Op they are caming for you o cool
who are they? hope they are not dumb?
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Divay22(f): 10:23pm On Apr 07, 2017
DAVIYJONESS:
who are they? hope they are not dumb?
ehn i don't think so....
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Nobody: 10:25pm On Apr 07, 2017
lmao
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by FTBOY: 10:28pm On Apr 07, 2017
grin grin grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Nobody: 10:35pm On Apr 07, 2017
Mtcheeeew.,

Meaningless
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by firstking01(m): 10:38pm On Apr 07, 2017
Divay22:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Op they are caming for you o cool
undecided
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by firstking01(m): 10:39pm On Apr 07, 2017
As usual sha.
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by LordZero(m): 10:43pm On Apr 07, 2017
DAVIYJONESS:
dumb boy that is why your father disown you.
I know the only thing that you can point to as achievement is the dumb post you spew around here..
You are the type that gets off on insulting people but I won't stoop low to your level by exchanging words with you..
Go and look for your fellow fvctards to exchange insults with.
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Divay22(f): 10:53pm On Apr 07, 2017
firstking01:
undecided
hope i didn't say too much sad
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by firstking01(m): 11:03pm On Apr 07, 2017
Divay22:
hope i didn't say too much sad
You did
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Divay22(f): 11:05pm On Apr 07, 2017
firstking01:
You did
He haff happen.what did i say sad
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by RoyalBlak007: 11:05pm On Apr 07, 2017
grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by firstking01(m): 11:07pm On Apr 07, 2017
Divay22:
He haff happen.what did i say sad
Never knew you are like this
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Divay22(f): 11:08pm On Apr 07, 2017
firstking01:
Never knew you are like this
Like what pls cry
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Nobody: 11:09pm On Apr 07, 2017
DAVIYJONESS:
My name is daviyjones and I am the world famous man of list. The trending nairaland pool party has got my team talking on whether I should attend to increase my popularity or not, after thorough analysis I have decide not to for this reasons:

1. Exposing my body :As prospective Mr nairaland 2017 I am afraid my naked photos will circulate the forum. my joystick size, packs and hairy chest. all these can be used against me.


2. Erection in public : There will be naked girls everywhere, my dick can go hard causing embarrassment amongst nairalanders.


3. Injury scare: safety first, I don't know how safe is the pool, hope I wont slip and land hard on hard floor or the bottom of the pool if I dive in.


4. Unattendant of mature members : prior the last event hosted by vizkiz and co, I saw the photos and video.no mature member. it is small boys and girls with ugly faces. no thesonofmark, lezz ,sinzu ,kinginvahala etc


5. Infection scare : I don't know what skin disease nairalanders carry, I am scared. Lot of people will be in the pool at the same time. jezz!! girls who might be menstruating may enter as said by professorfal in the nlevent's thread. my health is very important.


6. Scare of being mobbed by haters : I have many haters especially the awon weyrey group. we know jacksparrow is a thug who can send any body even his sister to do his evil plans. they can harm me for my good deeds.



7. Low feminine presence : scouts and predictors have concluded there will be low number of girls and the event will flop if care is not taken. I will advise vizkiz to hire prostitutes for the event. we have some here on nairaland.


written by daviyjones

note: the womanoflist is a fraud with no certificate to operate under my umbrella.


This write is as offensive as it is pointless.
Someone put a leash on this one, he's misguided.

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Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by firstking01(m): 11:11pm On Apr 07, 2017
Divay22:
Like what pls cry
Won't say here
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Divay22(f): 11:12pm On Apr 07, 2017
firstking01:
Won't say here
say it here honey...
I gat nothing to hide wink
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by Nobody: 11:15pm On Apr 07, 2017
Trash
Re: 7 Reasons Why MR NAIRALAND 2017 Will Not Attend The Nairaland Fool Party. by firstking01(m): 11:18pm On Apr 07, 2017
Divay22:
say it here honey...
I gat nothing to hide wink
Nope, the eyes watching are too much...call me now if you can.

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