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My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by dukeprince50: 8:42pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
good day guys. pls epp me out here. I'm turning to something else, I left school on Thursday and went home for the Easter holiday, then I met this our neighbour who came to my place, she was all over me... to cut the long story short, we ended up having sex, while I was in the act, she turned her backside for more, and it was doggy, then a thought came into me that only gay's do things like this, and as a man I need missionary with her, just as I had that thought, my dik that was hard just dropped like temperature, cos I could only see myself having sex with a boy, we tried everything we could but my dik didn't rise, I thought it was normal since I'm not gay and the thought of fvcking a boy came into me. thursday passed my dik didn't rise, I thought of masturbation but since I heard its addictive and I can't imagine my self touching my genital, I didn't do it, I tried watching porn but each site I tried usually ask me to register, even YouTube is asking of my age HABA. it was difficult. so yesterday I tried joining the Easter fast in my church. me weh deh hardly near church. I prayed today, I didn't really go to the point of telling God to reasurate my dik, but I prayed. till now it's still as it is, pls has anyone had such problem? epp needed pls, I don't wanna turn something else, how I wan marry in d future? |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by banjicom(m): 8:50pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Boil hot water and pour it on the head of your dick. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Young03(m): 8:51pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
U want advice or u want to know if anybody here is experiencing the same thing? 1 Like |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Punctual(m): 8:55pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Don't worry your thing will soon resurrect |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by dukeprince50: 8:56pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Young03:if Any has experienced same thing I wanna know, cos I need solution, I thought ill be fine in few minutes but it's days now. |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Young03(m): 8:58pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
dukeprince50: Enter bathroom, carry soap n water, massage the tip of ur diick tell me how u feel wen ur done |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by nursennenny(f): 8:58pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
>: U sef wicked oga Nice question tho Young03: |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Nobody: 9:01pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
First of ... U no gt sense
Secnd ... Ur sense no common Now wo tell u say doggy na gay style Even the socalled missionary gay sef they do am |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Young03(m): 9:03pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
nursennenny: adaoma ke ke imere? |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Nobody: 9:05pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
dukeprince50: Type www.xvideo.com. the porn site I free |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by megareal: 9:09pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
It's psychological. You saw something as evil and your mind is yet to let go of that. Work on your mind or berra still, abstain from premarital sex. |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by vicendy221990(m): 9:12pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
banjicom:some people bad sha 1 Like |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by FitnessDoctor: 9:14pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
dukeprince50: I see.. First, Going doggy style doesn't mean you are gay, it is one of the best sex position for ladies and if you are not giving to her doggy style then you are not doing anything... So slam her hard through doggy style next time and make her scream like a girl she is... Now, I want you to believe what I wrote up here and tell yourself that there is nothing gay with doggy style.. Make yourself believe that next time she goes, you will even start with doggy style to make sure you slam her hard... Here is what you said and as a man I need missionary with her, just as I had that thought, my dik that was hard just dropped like temperature, cos I could only see myself having sex with a boy, Now there is no sex position that makes you a man or one which does not.. Or did you suddenly have a vagina when she turned to doggy style... You still had your manhood with you.. and you were still the man. You said you were always seeing your self having sex with a boy.. and that is what I asked you to change at first... Doggy style, advanced doggy, missionary, cowgirl, spoon, advanced missionary, speed bump all can be done by both gay people and by straight people (man and woman)..... So always look at what is in front of you (the girl) and make you slam her hard.. Stay Healthy, Stay Wise |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Nobody: 9:18pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
She used your thing for rituals. |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Nobody: 9:18pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Mtcheeeeew |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by smardray(m): 9:29pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Only jesus can resurrect after death..............bro TAKE HEART 1 Like |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by nursennenny(f): 9:35pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Young03:a di m mma |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by dukeprince50: 9:36pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
FitnessDoctor:twas my first time going doggy, I didn't know why the thought came anyways, I knew doggy isn't for gay's but the thought just came |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Punctual(m): 9:36pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
smardray: what are you insinuating??. lwkmd |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by dukeprince50: 9:37pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
ToriBlue:I see u don't have any epp, but must u be wicked? |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Young03(m): 9:37pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
nursennenny:ibu onye ebe? |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by dukeprince50: 9:45pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
megareal:ya thanks. I also felt it's psychological but it should have ended long ago |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by FitnessDoctor: 9:53pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
dukeprince50: Just follow what I said... and you will be alright.. Stay Healthy, Stay Wise |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by EWAagoyin(m): 9:59pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Try blow jobb with alot of saliva involved. |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by sprinter101(m): 10:08pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
olodo try xvideos.com n see DT ur ur yeye prick raise n never fall down |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by dukeprince50: 10:15pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
sprinter101:I believed I visited dat site but I was told to sign up, buh Issorait, I don't need suggestions about porn sites again. 1 Like |
Re: My Dik Malfunction Pls I Need Epp by Nobody: 11:26pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Op is gay. His gay side don dey reveal small small.. |
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