afrodoc2:


Diallo no form hero na. But u sef get head for chest dey go 20 miles above speed limit?

Nihilist:
Imagine the bolded. Legally holding phone and driving.

What a country. I'm sure gyalchester also nairalands and drives like his aparicious senior brother. No wonder accidented yankee cars full Lagos roads.

CFCman:
My only police encounter was when I was pulled over for changing lanes frequently. The officer asked to see my driver's license and proof of insurance. I showed him those docs.

He then told me the reason for him pulling me over, advised me to maintain a lane, and left.

I didn't receive any ticket.

CFCman:

My maximum is 10 miles above the posted speed limit on the freeways. Our freeways are 70mph zones but I'd wager that more than 65% of drivers go higher than that. Sometimes, I do between 75-80mph. One thing I can't do is to drive in the carpool lane without a passenger; if you're caught, it's a $400 fine

wonlasewonimi:


You don do kabukabu for Ibadan before?

raumdeuter:


I never violate HOV lanes. For the speed limit get a radar. I used it on the coastline from LA to Tijuana also from LA through San Bernadino to Vegas

I am not sure its legal in every state but in Texas you can

Nihilist:


Imagine the bolded. Legally holding phone and driving.

What a country. I'm sure gyalchester also nairalands and drives like his aparicious senior brother. No wonder accidented yankee cars full Lagos roads.

raumdeuter:


You can do that too, make posts, like posts while driving. Its Yankee its a free country

Unlike Europe wey them men nowadays their trousers no dey reach ground again. Is it fashion or scarcity of fabrics

Nihilist:


You're right, I had Lagos specifically in mind when I made that post. But from what I read and see online, you guys are experiencing significant growth. Heard there so many construction projects going on in PH these days. Asides crime rate which is high everywhere, what are you concerned about?

CFCman:
My only police encounter was when I was pulled over for changing lanes frequently. The officer asked to see my driver's license and proof of insurance. I showed him those docs.

He then told me the reason for him pulling me over, advised me to maintain a lane, and left.

I didn't receive any ticket.

Amateur I have been romancing the police since i was 16 but mostly speed ticket and weed related. Also, The occasional Riots and bar fights...Im surprised I don't have a record but My county is like top 3 richest in the states so maybe that's why...Phew I don cool down, my teenager me should be rotting in jail by now, Thank God I acquired common sense.

afrodoc2:


I won't argue with that. The relative small size of the country makes that kind sweet network easy to build and maintain. I woke up one morning in London. Front door was bus stop, took bus to London Vic. From there train to Manchester , at Manchester train straight to Old Trafford. End of game, train to Birmingham to party. It is more difficult to have such a comprehensive network in large countries.

Chelseafan1:


God, pick up my call o, when me sef go start to dey tour obodo oyinbo like these people. Ehn

afrodoc2:


Very true, Texas is almost Nigeria's size.
Just like down under you drive 8 hours on express and you are still in the same state. Queensland is about double Nigeria in size.

Nihilist:


You kuku be black redneck before anyway so no surprises there.

I sure say you dey wear cowboy hat, drive big pickup with assault rifle in the back, and God Bless America printed on your belt buckle.

CFCman:
My only police encounter was when I was pulled over for changing lanes frequently. The officer asked to see my driver's license and proof of insurance. I showed him those docs.

He then told me the reason for him pulling me over, advised me to maintain a lane, and left.

I didn't receive any ticket.

Chelseafan1:

You gotta be kidding me, Nigeria is big o, Rumdeuter, u shud remember how big doz northern states be na....Person go travel, travel travel, top speed for house, den go say person still dey Niger state. That's just Niger alone.

How can Texas be bigger than all our 36 states combined.?

SeekinAttention:
Come to Perugia, Italy
Life is fun, but the natural disaster there na die..

Plus, plenty of ashawo

raumdeuter:
For me I will drop Naija if I am in diggz shoes,

If I have to drop 2 I will drop UK and Naija.

American is a must, I don't get how people live in the UK with that garbage weather, Gay accent its only sweet when a bitcch is moaning under you, small cars, small houses even the men have small dickkks. Thats why Ryan Giggs fuckkked his brothers wife for several years and the pusssy didnt even expand for the brother to notice

In the UK, if you are above 6ft you will sleep in those matchbox sized houses and your legs will be on the street.

Chelseafan1:


U sef no dey naija again ni

Skimpledawg:

Aziin ehh.... All man don Jand o

By the way, u dey avoid gyalchester quote?

He's All mouth no action, Typical broke boy.

Gyalchester:


He's All mouth no action, Typical broke boy.

Gyalchester:


I'm willing to process your visa if you prove worthy.

Chelseafan1:


Bro, help me na, I was refused visit visa last August.

Even told Ibime and Raumdeuter bout it privately.

raumdeuter:


Its almost the same size as the entire naija

I dey tell you 12hrs drive on good roads from still within Texas

Chelseafan1:


Bro, help me na, I was refused visit visa last August.

Even told Ibime and Raumdeuter bout it privately.

Ibime:


Forget all this yarns, can you buy agbalumo in Yankee? I just bought this in sunny Manchester and I'm about to lick till my eye slap me.

Gyalchester:


Well The USA only wants strong healthy and intelligent people.


FOR a start, Go and piss on Transformer this will test your fertility...Next swim 42 miles in the Lagos Lagoon,
If you pass it will signify you have a good aerobic system and are in prime Healthy shape.



More Tasks to come once you pass this two.

raumdeuter:


Its almost the same size as the entire naija

I dey tell you 12hrs drive on good roads from still within Texas

nateevs:


Imagine. Yeye!

I do easily 25,000 - 30,000 miles a year covering Europe. I drive from the UK to anywhere. 85/90mph constantly, changing lanes when I have to. UK, Nothern Ireland, Spain, Portugal, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Denmark, Sweden. . . . Never got stopped by a Policeman for 'changing Lanes' frequently.

Which kain thing?

Only ever got stopped by a Policeman on the A40 in London, after a 250-mile trip from Torquay, for jumping a red light.

Gyalchester:


Well The USA only wants strong healthy and intelligent people.


FOR a start, Go and piss on Transformer this will test your fertility...Next swim 42 miles in the Lagos Lagoon,
If you pass it will signify you have a good aerobic system and are in prime Healthy shape.


More Tasks to come once you pass this two.

Chelseafan1:


God, pick up my call o, when me sef go start to dey tour obodo oyinbo like these people. Ehn