Ibime:


Forget all this yarns, can you buy agbalumo in Yankee? I just bought this in sunny Manchester and I'm about to lick till my eye slap me.

You dey dull yourself

Enter SOuthwest Farmers market for houston. Na there all these things below and many other dey

Nihilist:


Oboi my eye dey chook for that bowl o. Which time I lick agbalumo last?

Go greet am for house na

Burantashi!!!!

Chelseafan1:


Go greet am for house na

Anything wey make bros Ibime catch me face to face, na die I die that day. Just make sure you remember on the thread....

nateevs:


Imagine. Yeye!

I do easily 25,000 - 30,000 miles a year covering Europe. I drive from the UK to anywhere. 85/90mph constantly, changing lanes when I have to. UK, Nothern Ireland, Spain, Portugal, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Denmark, Sweden. . . . Never got stopped by a Policeman for 'changing Lanes' frequently.

Which kain thing?

Only ever got stopped by a Policeman on the A40 in London, after a 250-mile trip from Torquay, for jumping a red light.

Red light violation na $300 for my city. Its either a police officer or the traffic camera that will catch you.

I've been planning to drive to Vegas, but something always pops up, lol. My longest trip, so far, has been a 200-mile round trip within Southern California.

Nihilist:


Wetin carry you go Torquay oga nateevs? Na there you park your yacht abi? Baller alert.

Na una type dey wear those blazers with anchor embroidery and shorts with confirm boat shoes.

All those kind Luiz Enrique suit wey hin wear against Juve

Nihilist:
Burantashi!!!!

You think say na ordinary eye FBS and diggz dey born every week

Instead make ibime dey order snuff and burantashi, he dey chase agbalumo/udara all over

Nihilist:


Anything wey make bros Ibime catch me face to face, na die I die that day. Just make sure you remember on the thread....

Hahahaha, e no suppose bad like that na.

I, for one think none of us should take all these online banters seriously so tey, we go kon dey kill ourselves.

For this board o, we are one big family.

raumdeuter:



You dey dull yourself

Enter SOuthwest Farmers market for houston. Na there all these things below and many other dey

All this na small thing. Every store for London get am. Agbalumo is the test of authenticity.

Nihilist:


Wetin carry you go Torquay oga nateevs? Na there you park your yacht abi? Baller alert.

Na una type dey wear those blazers with anchor embroidery and shorts with confirm boat shoes.

Naaah! I didn't go to the Yacht. It was hired for the weekend.


Seriously, na work carry me go. I'm in the Hospitality IT business. I get to sleep in every town in the Country.

dyabman:



Yousef dey connect with wetin dem dey talk.. I just dey imagine say me to get one story to talk

Lol, how I go do na... We sef go hammer one day, na small small.

Chelseafan1:


God, pick up my call o, when me sef go start to dey tour obodo oyinbo like these people. Ehn

Time and Patience. It will come. You go fly so te hin go tire you sef.

CFCman:


Red light violation na $300 for my city. Its either a police officer or the traffic camera that will catch you.

I've been planning to drive to Vegas, but something always pops up, lol. My longest trip, so far, has been a 200-mile round trip within Southern California.

Lucky you. £80 and 3 points! Na im I get. I would gladly pay $300 instant fine if I don't get points. Points on License in the UK na 4-year prison sentence. In my line of work, that's not good.


Longest I ever made was from London to Amsterdam to Luxembourg to Lille to Glasgow to London with only 1hr stops in each town.

chic2pimp:


Time and Patience. It will come. You go fly so te hin go tire you sef.

Lol, see as u dey talk like my mama.
Amen o.

Nihilist:


Anything wey make bros Ibime catch me face to face, na die I die that day. Just make sure you remember on the thread....

Hehehehehe. . . you done learn from Coogar abi?

Na so you go tell Coogar to meet you for St Pauls for small egelege, na him Cougar say him dey bring glock40 to dump you inside River Thames, you say you no do again

Ibime:

Na so you go tell Coogar to meet you for St Pauls for small egelege, na him Cougar say him dey bring glock40 to dump you inside River Thames, you say you no do again

Hahahahahahahaj . So you were following that yarns too abi?

Chelseafan1:


Lol, see as u dey talk like my mama.
Amen o.

What can I say? Great minds think alike . She is right though

who be that chic for your dp?

Over here, you get points for causing an accident, driving under the influence, and over-speeding.

Ibime:


Hehehehehe. . . you done learn from Coogar abi?

Na so you go tell Coogar to meet you for St Pauls for small egelege, na him Cougar say him dey bring glock40 to dump you inside River Thames, you say you no do again

Make dem no waste me for my mama. My stronghead too much.

Oh great...a whole day without football related arguments, trolls, bickerings and snide disses...

chic2pimp:


What can I say? Great minds think alike . She is right though

who be that chic for your dp?

Damn!

chic2pimp:


What can I say? Great minds think alike . She is right though

who be that chic for your dp?

Lol, wetin ur eye find go there. All doz UK ones no reach u abi? I get one fine UK babe for here, can't post her pics, she is a nairalander.. ..very lovely babe.

nateevs:



Damn!

Her IG, try your luck

nateevs:


Damn!

My Chairman....I sight you o

Chelseafan1:


Lol, wetin ur eye find go there. All doz UK ones no reach u abi? I get one fine UK babe for here, can't post her pics, she is a nairalander.. ..very lovely babe.

She is a peng ting. Nah wetin carry my eyes go there be that. She is on NL? .....And She let those mgbeke babes compete for Miss NL?

chic2pimp:

My Chairman....I sight you o


She is a peng ting. Nah wetin carry my eyes go there be that. She is on NL? .....And She let those mgbeke babes compete for Miss NL?

Nah, she ain't on nairaland, talking about someone else.

Chelseafan1:


Nah, she ain't on nairaland, talking about someone else.

Yh just seen that. Don't know man She looks way too young 15-17 tops. Caro carry sha

Nigeria.. 923,768 km 2


Texas.... 696,241 km 2

close.

Gyalchester:

Stop All this rubbish, Texas is 5/7th of Nigeria, that's a C if we are being generous, Texas is no where near Nigeria.

Dont mind dayo, always exaggerating. It covers like south west, east and half of north. Do you live in texas?

chic2pimp:


What can I say? Great minds think alike . She is right though

who be that chic for your dp?

How many days now, we asked you to talk on boathand's performance, you side-stepped it. Here you are making enquiries on femi's gal. Wehdonsir !

raumdeuter:


You think say na ordinary eye FBS and diggz dey born every week

Instead make ibime dey order snuff and burantashi, he dey chase agbalumo/udara all over

Aswear dayo u be madt man oooo

airmark:


How many days now, we asked you to talk on boathand's performance, you side-stepped it. Here you are making enquiries on femi's gal. Wehdonsir !

Nothing do Boatank. He had a pretty average game on wednesday. He'll bounce back as is to be expected from one of the world's best 5-6 central defenders

Nihilist:


Anything wey make bros Ibime catch me face to face, na die I die that day. Just make sure you remember on the thread....