Happy birthday 2 me in arrears and it was a very sucksexful and eventful birthday at that, details on that later for those who hunger and thirst for my stories.

As we all know konji is no man's friend, it is not subject to the law, so u can not call police for it and it can not be casted and binded by prayers, trust me even MFM members who prayer fire fire prayers also get tormented by konji and even the born again brothers are not left out cos konji does not bow to scriptures when u quote them.



Now d ladies guys go for when konji comes bustn in on them like SARS are listed below.



The ashomu gals:

this gals are gals that stray upandan the streets like local dogs, what they are lookn for up and down, I don't know,they patrol streets to streets like some one hawking fruit, and the waiting eyes of guys will not fail to spot them, as usual the guy'll go for the gal like cat fish for point and kill peppersoup, and jus a few lines and sometimes wth threat, they'll get fvcked.


The under age gals.

These set of gals, their pvssy gets to caress the konji laden dick of these boiz very often, cos they are still naïve and really dnt know mch, jus invite them over,tell her some few lies and slot in a movie,buy her some food and her pants will fall frm her waist like a ripe fruit frm a tree.


The visit visit gal.

These kind of gals like to go frm house to house like they're frm the church's follow up team, they always bored and their house is always biting them, trust me when they u have generator in ur house, and their always light and u now hav AC again, aaaaaahhhh, ur house will be there relaxation spot and they will never depart frm you


The benylin/ codeine crew.

This kind of gals love to get high all the time wth their tongue always blue cos they've lick refnol, dis reminds me of one gal like that in 2015 that came to my neighbours all night bash cos he was celebrating his camry 2.2 he jus bought then this very fresh gal was in the party and she was high like the roof top as she licked refnol and so many other things and one drink they call omi gutter and after that she started vommiting and before u know what,her friends rallied around her. And they cleaned her up and they wanted her to rest so they wanted to rest her in the celebrant's room buh it was crowded cos that's where the food and drink was kept, so they met my sister,maybe they thought my sister owns the room, so they laid her on my bed, and when my friend went in to play ps3 he saw the gal and then he came to meet me saying that I'm a bad friend that I"ve already runz baby for myself without organising one for him, buh I didn't understand, then he took me to my room and showed me the gal she was jus on only pant I thought I was dreaming,cos such things only happens in Nollywood. chai as I saw the gal, my head rang like the school bell for closing time and I told my friend to watch for me outside and I fvcked her and when I was done I went to watch for him too and he fvcked his own too we repeated it like that, for 3 rounds chai. He was afraid so he was in a hurry, buh me any time I go in always take my time, I will press all her breast and when she wants to protest cos she's too weak I will close her mouth and I promised her 2k for taxi which I put inside her pant when we were done,chai it was very very sweet as I am remebering now sef my prick is standing already.



Pls feel free to add urs.

can't remember the last time I was oppressed with puna

All your life is revolved around sex, smh.

I go for the dark plus size

dat na 1 chance for ya, bt hope u used protection

Which one be 'omi gutter' again ?

Is op male or female?

This guy too funny Abeg. C as I fall for laughter.

I Coment My Reserve

You mean you fuccked a random girl that was high without condom.

You are a dog.

MissCuppy:
You mean you fuccked a random girl that was high without condom.


You are a dog.

You raped a girl and that's your idea of fun?! Huh! See how the devil is playing ten- ten with your life?

Ur disgusting op
Ur a fvcking rapist
Damn i cant even imagine wahs going thru ur head atm.

Galacious1:
Is op male or female?

see question

chiraqDemon:
Ur disgusting op Ur a fvcking rapist Damn i cant even imagine wahs going thru ur head atm.

iamadonis2:
You raped a girl and that's your idea of fun?! Huh! See how the devil is playing ten- ten with your life?

so wat is the devil playing wth ur life?

endtime list

jonaifame22:
so wat is the devil playing wth ur life?

Go to bed, Bro. You won't find what you're looking for here.

iamadonis2:


Go to bed, Bro. You won't find what you're looking for here.

hehehehehe, my guy! No hard feelings, we dey together!

lol, very true.... very true

to top it, always have apple and bottle water in your fridge

dem go de look me like white man

MissCuppy:
You mean you fuccked a random girl that was high without condom.


You are a dog.

Fem dia

jonaifame22:
hehehehehe, my guy! No hard feelings, we dey together!

No wahala, Sir.

Rayhandrinni:
lol, very true.... very true
to top it, always have apple and bottle water in your fridge
dem go de look me like white man

hahahaha. So u've been there b4, lol!

jonaifame22:
hahahaha. So u've been there b4, lol!

lol naso na... if you just message them, thier reply go be

"wooh,im bored jor.... where are you"


lol chayeee!
charlie me too, i node like that
lol

Rayhandrinni:
lol naso na... if you just message them, thier reply go be

"wooh,im bored jor.... where are you"


lol chayeee!
charlie me too, i node like that
lol

haaahahahha lol!