[size=8pt][/size] This story can be accepted as a true life story which it is , it can also be accepted as a fabrication of my mind which its not. I'm not a writer neither I'm I that good in English language, so please pardon my errors. The names and locations has been changed, so if I mention your area don't be mad, don't start suspecting any fine babe for that area.na so e pain me I write em, Please enjoy. one faithful day I met a girl named oluwatosin(nt real name) she's hot,nice shape(figure8) with endowned backside, tall, very beautiful, lil fair in Complexion, speaks fluently, flashy nd dresses dope( with less makeup nd she didn't piece her ear ) I told myself I can't dull this package o. I myself , cute, fair in Complexion, tall, fun nd social, financially I was OK,had business around me even forex (it's normal for Omo igbo lyk me) nd was making money as a young guy,i stay in one of the southwest states were am also running a program, I ve some dope gee boys around me as tight friends incase of backup( u know say gee na d dopest work for my homies in SW ). Meeting her was the best nd worst thing that ever happened to me, so we started talking, I noticed she was smart nd fun to be with, I was already falling for her. But mind u, I ve a girl who am seeing den named lola(nt real name) our r/ship was complicated cuz before we started dating she told me she had a boyfriend serving(NYSC) but said she liked me(cuz I was cute) buh she lyks her real boyfriend more than i( that really hurt me a lot), nd dah she could breakup anytime she want ,can u imagine that) but since she's hot and we sex alot, I just ignored some shit. both girls are students in one of federal university located in southwest part of Nigeria,wer I also got my bsc, with der name u ll know there from d yourba tribe, the night I met oluwatosin,she came to my side with her friend to see one of my gee niggz,I had some tight frnds come over to my huz for some weeks to chill with me........ me: I dear ,how are u, was ur name( greeting her). .... Her(olu): am fine , ..................................... me: was ur name pretty ....... ....................... her(olu): oluwatosin, ur room looks nice .................................... me: tnkz dear, wow u so cute (also greeting her frnd) ,who is already on bed with my frnd smiling,nd my frnd is already giving me sign to fuckoff(for my house o ) so as a sharp guy, ve already known was popping so to give space for dem to makelove, I had to excuse myself, nd I had to take oluwatosin with me, but I had to think abt something that will make her follow me, I remembered that der was a party that night which we are attending and I really needed cash to ball with my guys . Talking to her ....................... Me: Hi olu can u accompany me to d bank plz. ............ . ......... Her(olu): hmmmmmmmm, oook, ......... me: that's cool dear tnkz. So we started our journey

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Mind u, lola is fu*king hot, (just imagine nina dobrev from vampire diaries or x x x 2017 movie, type of face nd body shape wit small ass )she really dope buh indecisive
(Flex,kelvin,white nd biggy)
We got to the party,we saw our new girls (oluwatosin and layo) with another female friend(mimi)outside waiting for us,

Me: sorry girls hope we didn't keep u guys waiting ( Menh diz girls were HOT, guys were just looking, omo i sharply grabbed oluwatosin) heading towards the main entrance to get checked by d bouncers.

, we met diz dude called ade(dis dude is weird, u know how some people will come for a party hoping to see free entrance or people dey know to help dem) he had to join us making us 8 in number.
for just a table for 5, the organisers didn't allow us to enter cuz we wer more than 5, buh money stop nonsense (neva 4get that) we paid nd bribed some guys, we finally got a table for 5 with 8 sits , the party was a bit boring, but as a fun guy, I made my table wild( am funny and a very good dancer, one of d best in town, just imagine les twins, c fly(4rm dance wit peter),kelvin(4rm dance wit peter),Peter p square combined together, ;Dlol) all eyes was on our table as we all got wild popping bottles, dancing, shouting and some shit lyk dat.
I sat beside olu, flex sat beside layo while white, biggy, ade and the new girl sat beside dem self ( I had to finish diz package sharp sharp no time for dulling)

Me: Hi bby, do u always look diz good, ur are wonderfuling hot
Olu: hahaha, tnkz dear, I see u can dance plz dance for me

Me: OK but u ve to dance with me

Dragged her up,she was lil shy, we danced and danced ( she's really good with her waist,whyining it like a samba dancer ,popping and locking it like a Jamaican girl, when" Rihanna work work " came up ,she just finish me)
"My di*ck was already singing and dancing shockie , omo e go set these night".
We sat nd started talking

Olu: kelvin ur good dancer, I must say ( shouting on top of her voice cuz of d loud music)

Me: you are better, u no see say u won kill me with whyning ,bby ur too good

Olu: hahaha go joor,

Me: bby girl, I like u, der is something special abt u, u just awesome, meting u today was d best tin dat has ever happened to me, ur natural bby, wish u could just see wah am feeling right now( my brain was lyk, seriously, was dah the best u could think off)

Olu: uhunn, u soo sweet nd nice , I like u too, I mean it ( I was lyk ,haha, take dah back brain, omo d parole don dey click)

We were all drinking some bad mixtures, best, brandy, gin,vodka,tequila, hollaind yoghurt, American honey, Andrea, coke with no ice, gradually we were all geting high, I persuaded her to drink up, while flex was already kissing n smooching layo, they were high.

I kiss olu, she responded bck( oya make we knock our self out) we kissed so deep, everybody eyes wer on us ( my di*k was already doing pressup ,preparing for d show down which will happen dat night) for 35minz we were still kissing, the other guys were so bored no babes for dem, the babe(mimi) way come no fine and she fat. So I know really blame dem sha ,
That weird dense boy called ade had to turn follow come to spoil my romance ( "follow come" is a word we use to describe badluck)
The dude(ade) was so high, he began to talk anyhow

Ade: see una der here dey kiss, u think say I neva kiss b4 ( who ask diz guy )

Flex: hahhahahha, ade u don high

Ade: me lie lie, I dey finish one bottle of magic moment plus alomo, see eh if I catch Rihanna diz night, I go oooo fu*k am eh,( shayo na bastard,we're u won see Rihanna, for ur village abie)

Ade:see kelvin,i get money ,i dey collect 200$ iTunes card very day, una papa no get money reach me ( diz dude neva collect 1$ from any client for him life )

Me: OK that's it, make we dey go, before fight go start over highnes
We all stood up, leaving the party Hall nd our drinks behind ( Wey we no finish)
we wer all tipsy nd high,we left for home, we were all walking lyk the zombies in the walking dead, I no fit laugh.
My olu started hitting her head while saying something (Omo I fear o, I think say I don go catch babalawo pinkni) she did it again

Olu: remember mum likes u, remember who u are and we're u from, oluwatosin adedayo ur a precious child, remember wah u believe in (saying does stufts while hitting her head really hard)

Me: was the problem dear?

Olu: nothing ( nothing and u nko dey hit ur head with hand lyk mad person)
OK I said,
White, biggy and ade left for there various huz,
Same with the fat girl(mimi) who nobody wanted to play with (buh I tried sha) , they all left,
While flex, I, olu and layo went to my house.
We got home by (2:45pm),Victor was already @home bombing sites(yahoo boy tinz), he opened the door for us, we all came inside, I sharply removed my shirt, trousers nd jewellers, moved to the bed(hoping to sex my dream girl (olu)after spending so much money dat night)...
Lien on the bed I called olu to join me( she was sitting on a chair) she came over and lay beside me while flex nd layo were at my back on d same bed ( the bed is big enough for four) then victor was on d rog floor.
So without wasting tym , I start washing her
( I ve two methods of getting a girl to sleep with me, )

Method 1#: I call diz the FPM method, in diz method u don't need to ask d girl out, just start showing off, start talking money transactions with ur guys wen ever she's around, intentionally show her ur bank statement or bitcoin wallect , make fake calls mentioning million of naira, just flaunt bro and u will get that pu**y ( diz is the best method for flex after jazz , his very good @ flaunting nd lies)

Method 2#: I call diz the "TIEING down" method, some girls no go gree give u pu**y even when u promise dem iPhone 7, so u ve to ask diz girls to date u and if dey say YES, bro knock ur self out ,

I asked her out (I really like the girl)

Me: bby, am having a strong feelnz for u, I want u to be by my side for all the rest of my life, ur blessing ( my brain was lyk hope say diz dense boy no won fall in love after so many hrt break)

Olu: I feel for u too, do u ve a girlfriend?
Me: no ( ;Di kn dahz a normal tin for a guy to say,buh it was d best answer, and if u even look well I know get girlfriend , na side chick I get)

Olu: kelvin, eeh u boys are always denying

Me: bby, I swear ask my guys or anyone

Olu: like dey will tell me if it's false

Me: bby, trust me, I hate lien (my conscience was lyk kelvin lyk seriously, u Dnt lie?)

Olu: kelvin see I dnt know

Me: bby, I love u, I really wanna be with u, I promise to love nd cherish u, will u be my only one?.

Olu: mmmh.........................yes dear, I will ( I was too cute to be rejected)

Me: u ll neva regret diz, I love u
She responded I love u too

we started Kissing,touching each other ( my bigboy"di*k" was already singing "they want to bang"dermo ft davido).
Menh am really good with my fingers nd mouth, we kissed, grabbing her big ass so tight, open her top, started socking the boos gently making use of my skills, licking her body with my tongue gently from the nipples to the nipples Base, down to her belly button, going upwards again to her neck while my hands gently smooches the nipples nd the breast( she gat nice breast with long nipples) , she was already honey, breathing hard, squeezing my head lyk cloth,rubbing my back so hard( Omo I con tell myself I just got my self a tiger),with my hand going down towards her pu**y, gently smooching the mons pubis (around d base of a vig na )
She quickly taped me and said

Olu: kelvin plz,

Me: bby just wanna romance u, u ll enjoy it

Olu: yea, I will, uhnnnnn oooouu yeaaaaaaaa( the sound she makes as I gently scrub nd fingered her pu**y) I was so surprised, her pu**y was very tight even my smallest finger could nt enter ( Omo hope say diz girl no be virgin o, I dnt like virgins, am scare of dem, I hate d process of disflowering dem nd d pain dey go through ,ve neva disflowered a girl b4 my conscience no gree me nd I dnt want to), Plz oo Dnt be a virgin I said, .

Check out wah happened next

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After 15minz of romance, she begged me to stop, we were all sweating lyk mad

Olu: kelvin ur porn star o, badboy

Me: am not oo ( my head just dey swell)

Olu: ur d first guy to ever finger me( diz girl don start o, so weytin u nd ur ex con dey do if u guys are alone, abeg no dey wash me) she didnt tell me wah really happened btw her and the ex guy, anyway e no concern me now I already ve her

Me: really, wow (surprised, o God hope it's not wah am tinking )

Olu: yea ,am a VIRGIN, pls Dnt let anyone know abt diz even layo should nt know( I was shocked, confused and angry, hope say diz girl no dey lie to me, cuz some girls can lie or even squeeze or apply sumtin down der to make it tight) ;Di know talk anytin oo

I was angry becuz I ve a policy of no virgin girlfriend, and if I mistakingly or agree to disflower u, dah means I really love d person and we are getting married.
1 was confused becuz of d kinds of frnds she moves with, bad campus girls, was thinking diz girl could be lien or not buh I checked d pu**y nd it was really tight

Me: for real, eeya (I froze)

Olu: I swear, I am,

Me: wow, weird

Olu: why weird, u tot I was a bad girl right ( hell yea I tot u were , the way she dresses self ,u go think say na olosho)

Me: maybe, buh not really, wow dahs nice, see ur special, ve neva dated a VIRGIN b4 ( that was a lie) so plz keep it, it's a womans pride ( I just dey fopami, deep inside, d tin dey pain me say na virgin I go carry) wah will I tell diz guys tomorrow, wen dey ask if I bang her, will I say she's a VIRGIN, dey go finish me with mouth, no p sha.

Olu: bby,i wanna sleep, cuddle me ( God punish cuddle, Dnt know wah girls see in cuddling)
My erected di*k no won come down oo, the guy just dey swear for me"after all the pressup nd dance Wey I do for iz pu**y u still kn Bleep, na like diz I go dey still morning,dense brain"
I couldn't sleep dah night, so much heat plus the cuddle plus erected di*k plus thinking (I was already loving up)
After some tymz I slept off., a sexy moaning voice woke me up by 4am, and that was layo's voice, flex and layo were already banging each other, Menh the way she moans made me wonder if na di*k or turning garri stick Wey flex dey use fu*k her ni ( cuz dah guys di*k small joor)
The moaning made my bigboy to rise, I turned bck to olu, tot she was sleeping, started rubbing, kissing her neck, down to her boobs socked d tip(nip*les)
I was lyk, kelvin u just dey suffer ur self, u no go still fu*k, I stopped. She asked why I stopped, I laughed and said tot ur sleeping, noting sha am just weak, she said sorry, tnkz dear I replied, flex and loya wer still banging hard, and na my bck dey con dey
I had to force myself to sleep, b4 u could know it, it's already a brand new day.

We all woke up @dsame tym
Olu nd lola greeting the three guy in the room b4 leaving the room to there house to go freshen up

Victor : sup guys how the party and who are does girls

Flex: the party dry joor, we just go waste money

Kelvin: d party was nt dah bad, the girls are olu nd layo, I met dem yesterday, na flex bring dem come

Flex: I see dem two weeks ago @ a shop, so I con collect der number con follow dem up especially dat layo ( flex lykz girls dah looks like olosho, dunno why) so I con invite dem come, I even Bleep layo yesterday

Victor : eeh, some girls no get sense o, first day u come man house, u open yansh ( e pain diz dude, becuz he hardly get does kind of girls or luck)

Me: lolz weytin concern u, dense o

Victor : comot for here joor, omo ibo

Me: victor, u don fu*k ur virgin babe?

Victor : omo she no gree o, I swear buh me self I no go gree, I must fu*k her oo( buh I think he loves de girl, I can't remember d last tym diz dude had a gf, so diz new babe, he does nt want story)

Flex: kelvin, u fu*k olu?

Victor : if kelvin fuc*k dat girl make I die, kelvin Wey dense

Me: omo the girl na virgin oo

Flex: lolz, u don enter one chance,

Victor : u sure d girl na virgin, u kn say u no get sense

Me: ur papa no get sense , I swear I check her pus*y na, Menh it was very tight

Victor : she don go use virginity cream for u

Me: why u dense like diz na, virginity cream ko olosho cream ni

Flex: lolz

Me: omo I don dey date her self, we are dating!

Flex: u just like to dey fu*k nd date yourba girls ni, why u no date Ibo girl nd una girls sabi fu*k pass our girls ( diz guy is dense how did he get his facts)

Victor : I swear,dey can fu*k, go all the ashawo house Wey dey around na Ibo girls full der, I even get one customer then, chichi, one day I con come, I give am 1k make we fu*k, we con dey bang I con ask her make she give me doggy ,she con say "no be only doggy, I go give u monkey, goaty, cowwy, donkey, na 1k u give me o, u think say I be ur gf"

Me : lolzzzz why una dense like diz, come 8hr for 042 u go see yourba girls.
I noticed something abt some yourba frnds around me, dey believe once u are not hausa or yourba then ur definitely igbo . Dey tink say na only 3tribe dey 9ja ni.

As usual victor is taking his early morning dosage, 400mg of tramadol ,which he take every single day ,even wen his broke, u go sha see tramadol for him pocket,he said it gives him morale nd confidence,nd it also makes him talk too much , diz why we call him the DRUG LORD
After some few minutes, tobi nd mayor entered the room

Tobi: guys hw far, omo I dey H ( means is hungry) food dey

Victor : we don turn restaurant for ur eye na, no go buy food chop, ode, dense boy

Tobi: who ask diz one, druglord

Victor : ur papa

Me: buh tobi I tot u had a church program to attend diz morning

Tobi[/b]: woo I ni go again joor

[b]Flex: VP , lol, omoale

Victor : VP Wey suppose dey arrange babe from he church

Tobi: weytin diz one dey talk ni

Mayor: how was d party

Me: e make sense, u missed

Flex: u way fu*kup, we con dey wit for u for d party ( that's a fat lie, we didn't even remember he was comin)

Me: na ade come take ur space

We were so hungry we decided to go to a near by restaurants to eat, while going, I had a call from lola

Lola: Hi kelvin, wer u @

Me : on my way to d Booker to eat

Lola: Mr Booker, I coming over by 10 ,buy food for me o, if u no won die ni Lolzz ( I just like diz girl, so fun to be wit)

Me: lolzzzz OK oo, bye
The call ended, immediately, I had another call, it was olu

Olu: Hi bby

Me: Hi love, sup, ve u eaten

Olu: am cool, nt yet, my phone battery is low, will be coming over to ur huz by mmmh maybe 9:30
Immediately the call ended, I tried to call her bck buh it was not going tru
d sh*t is about to get real

Oga nawa you oh do the needful now. wetin self