kushercain:


An episode in the comedy how I met your mother features a guy using the naked man technique to score Robin.
The theory is if you're on a date with a girl who is supposedly out of your league and things are not going well..you know there won't be a second date..you ask to use her toilet or just get her to leave you for some minutes and before she returns you strip down and give her a view of the package..according to the theory this technique works 2 out of 3 times.

Well I didn't pay much attention to it until today..this particular girl came to my lodge, although she came looking for a friend of mine and I've had his blessing to hit it if I ever get the chance.
Anyway she decided to leave as he wasn't around and I tried delaying her with unnecessary play and gist..when it wasn't having head..I told her straight..babe I like you I want to bleep you she said what manner of rubbish is that blah blah blah...
Anyway I whipped out my John Thomas which was already erect as always and I saw her eyes change and when she looked at it a little too long, I knew I was in.
The rest as they say is history...but romancelanders... I just had sex in this cold weather and I'd advice my niggers..any girl playing hard to get or hard to 'Bleep' give the naked man technique a try...it works!
Tested and approved!!

falcon01:
magine her slapping sense into your head. then you get angry and attempt to rape her.. mcheeew

Hotshawarma:
be practicing naked man technique while your mate are practicing money making technique ...

kushercain:


An episode in the comedy how I met your mother features a guy using the naked man technique to score Robin.
The theory is if you're on a date with a girl who is supposedly out of your league and things are not going well..you know there won't be a second date..you ask to use her toilet or just get her to leave you for some minutes and before she returns you strip down and give her a view of the package..according to the theory this technique works 2 out of 3 times.

Well I didn't pay much attention to it until today..this particular girl came to my lodge, although she came looking for a friend of mine and I've had his blessing to hit it if I ever get the chance.
Anyway she decided to leave as he wasn't around and I tried delaying her with unnecessary play and gist..when it wasn't having head..I told her straight..babe I like you I want to bleep you she said what manner of rubbish is that blah blah blah...
Anyway I whipped out my John Thomas which was already erect as always and I saw her eyes change and when she looked at it a little too long, I knew I was in.
The rest as they say is history...but romancelanders... I just had sex in this cold weather and I'd advice my niggers..any girl playing hard to get or hard to 'Bleep' give the naked man technique a try...it works!
Tested and approved!!

this is a big joke. it seems you don't know how women are wired. unlike men, they are NOT aroused by what they see. you are only embarrassing yourself by going unclad or revealing other sensitive parts of your body to her.

actually I didn't want to comment before, but I felt the need to save other guys from embarrassment, those who may be envisaging this after reading your write-up

SexyNairalander:
how I met your mother


my best comedy series, I dont get tired of watching it