#celebrations in accordance
*buys ogogoro for the elders in the land
*buys Palm wine for everybody
*buys fanta for giddyperson

*dances atilogwu and sekem unto the village square


Ladies and gentlemen the moment we have all been waiting for has arrived...

*drum roll

#giddybaby has arrived

the B/A was sometime earlier today. can't believe I missed it

Congrats babe @giddyperson. Welcome to seggzy mamahood.
We thank God for his awesomeness and your safe delivery. very sorry they tore your nether regionals. Hope you are doing good and ready for the pumping.
our baby must not starve o. Oh and try rest small.

*patiently waits to hear when they will book her flight for omugwo

big, big congrats Giddyperson! more power and grace to u. may ur motherhood journey be a blessed and fulfilling one

alosiby92:
#celebrations in accordance
*buys ogogoro for the elders in the land
*buys Palm wine for everybody
*buys fanta for giddyperson

*dances atilogwu and sekem unto the village square


Ladies and gentlemen the moment we have all been waiting for has arrived...

*drum roll

#giddybaby has arrived

the B/A was sometime earlier today. can't believe I missed it

Congrats babe @giddyperson. Welcome to seggzy mamahood.
We thank God for his awesomeness and your safe delivery. very sorry they tore your nether regionals. Hope you are doing good and ready for the pumping.
our baby must not starve o. Oh and try rest small.

*patiently waits to hear when they will book her flight for omugwo

LOL. Congratulations @giddyperson.

Alos..... I couldn't help laughing at your update.

They probably read your diary

zaynie:
Alos..... I couldn't help laughing at your update.

They probably read your diary

lol. I doubt it o. only case 2 has the chance and capabilities of reading my diary...but yeah. I seriously need an upgrade. maybe I should join #giddybaby and her friends your children. They are still too young and innocent to be corrupted by this world


ehen aunty how far with the patching up?

alosiby92:


lol. I doubt it o. only case 2 has the chance and capabilities of reading my diary...but yeah. I seriously need an upgrade. maybe I should join #giddybaby and her friends your children. They are still too young and innocent to be corrupted by this world


ehen aunty how far with the patching up?

Lol!

We patched up fine We always do.

#singing# we dey celebrate, we dey pop champage.........

congrats to Giddyperson and welcome to Giddybaby

Giddyperson, how was it?

Fyngal1:
#singing# we dey celebrate, we dey pop champage.........

congrats to Giddyperson and welcome to Giddybaby

Giddyperson, how was it?

Lol it was sweet, click on my posts to read the birth story

Choi Fyngal1 gave birth to fynboy1. He's too cute.


Yes na, the parts of a spear

lol @giddyperson. hw's giddybaby. have u started vigil?

Fyngal1:
lol @giddyperson. hw's giddybaby. have u started vigil?

Baby is fine, vigil has not really started sha cuz I've enough help

Giddyperson:
Baby is fine, vigil has not really started sha cuz I've enough help

I missed it
happy mummyhood fyn. hope the pumping isn't too bad

Giddyperson:

Baby is fine, vigil has not really started sha cuz I've enough help

Congratulations giddyperson, welcome to motherhood!

Bubblezz:


Congratulations giddyperson, welcome to motherhood!

Thanks dear, long time

Smoochlympics (noun)
Smoochlympian (noun)
Smoochlymping (verb)
Smoochlympianish (adjective)
E.g At the 2017 SA world smoochlympics tournament, Nigerian-born World famous smoochlympian Alosiby 92 was observed smoochlymping in a smoochlympianish manner around the arena.

Giddyperson:
Smoochlympics (noun)
Smoochlympian (noun)
Smoochlymping (verb)
Smoochlympianish (adjective)
E.g At the 2017 SA world smoochlympics tournament, Nigerian-born World famous smoochlympian Alosiby 92 was observed smoochlymping in a smoochlympianish manner around the arena.

aunty giddyma...shouldn't you be breast feeding /catching up on sleep
my smooching role model. second only to aunty Farydah our master champion....

alosiby92:



aunty giddyma...shouldn't you be breast feeding /catching up on sleep
my smooching role model. second only to aunty Farydah our master champion....

chai I laffed hard at ur last update Alos. can I join my faith with urs? Giddy mama! how's the ministry going? warm kissea to giddybaby pls.

Alos, why na?
Honestly I do pray for her. Whenever her thoughts pop into my head or I read her updates, I say a prayer for her.
And for you too.... I say " I pray she finds someone just right for her"
For Giddyperson I used to say "I pray she has a easy childbirth experience "

I sha join my faith with yours to say "your Mr Right for you is on his way"

zaynie:
Alos, why na?
Honestly I do pray for her. Whenever her thoughts pop into my head or I read her updates, I say a prayer for her.
And for you too.... I say " I pray she finds someone just right for her"
For Giddyperson I used to say "I pray she has a easy childbirth experience "

I sha join my faith with yours to say "your Mr Right for you is on his way"

Awww thanks , your prayers worked apparently. Post childbirth is the hard part

zaynie:
Alos, why na?
Honestly I do pray for her. Whenever her thoughts pop into my head or I read her updates, I say a prayer for her.
And for you too.... I say " I pray she finds someone just right for her"
For Giddyperson I used to say "I pray she has a easy childbirth experience "

I sha join my faith with yours to say "your Mr Right for you is on his way"

@Enygmababe shout out to you lovely lady . hope you are doing well and your bank account is still pakam . I'm adding my own faith to Zaynie's...not joining o. *Adding praying that God adds to your family.

@zaynie sorry o madam. I love your updates regardless and thank you for the prayers :* . can't wait to meet future Mr alosiby. ehen. how did you and husby meet sef ? #wehavenotforgottenyourmushmusho

@farydah lol all join o. how is the smooching with husby going?

@giddymama lol @ post childbirth. your diary post on all your helpers taking care of giddybaby made you sound like you were doing fine. which one is it being hard again?

@aunty zaynie lol @ your #pepperdemgang. too cute

zaynie just read ur diary this morn......little wonder u have sooo many likes. ur posts are sooo relateable. nice one and more data to ur phone lol.

Alos the smoocher....lol

alosiby92:



@Enygmababe shout out to you lovely lady . hope you are doing well and your bank account is still pakam . I'm adding my own faith to Zaynie's...not joining o. *Adding praying that God adds to your family.

@zaynie sorry o madam. I love your updates regardless and thank you for the prayers :* . can't wait to meet future Mr alosiby. ehen. how did you and husby meet sef ? #wehavenotforgottenyourmushmusho

@farydah lol all join o. how is the smooching with husby going?

@giddymama lol @ post childbirth. your diary post on all your helpers taking care of giddybaby made you sound like you were doing fine. which one is it being hard again?

Yeah I have help with the baby, I'm Talking about my nether regional recovery lol. It has turned me to a perpetual water backsider and even front sider. You basically have to take a ho-bath whenever you go number 1 or 2, terribly inconvenient (big ups to the people who water backside voluntarily, it's not an easy life- no hoffence ) and breast feeding is not painless either.

Hi Farydah, you have 2 boys right? That can't be easy, how old are they now? How are you coping.

Giddyperson:

Yeah I have help with the baby, I'm Talking about my nether regional recovery lol. It has turned me to a perpetual water backsider and even front sider. You basically have to take a ho-bath whenever you go number 1 or 2, terribly inconvenient (big ups to the people who water backside voluntarily, it's not an easy life- no hoffence ) and breast feeding is not painless either.

Hi Farydah, you have 2 boys right? That can't be easy, how old are they now? How are you coping.

breastfeeding was painful the first one week with both babies for me. ure lucky urs didn't hurt because I hated being told that baby was hungry.on having 2 boy, guuurrrlll it is hard work make I nor lie. the first is 3+ while second is 1+. they are both clingy and anti social asper not everyone can carry them. my first cries alllllloootttt and its super annoying. this is his second year in school but he still cries when I go to drop him. I have an elderly woman that comes to clean and I have a 13yr old that lives with me. good thing is she says they don't make trouble in my absence. but when I return from work, they begin climbing surfaces, fighting, quarelling over who sits on me, who I carry etc. bottom line is,I am a nag, a flogger and referee when I return from work. I have been trying to sleep but they won't let me. I have to wach out for them incase they attempt jumping from sidestools, plugging appliances or pushing each other off chairs and beds. unfortunately, I am glad I have a job that allows me small respite from mothering them and my 13yr old is quite amazing at being with them.

so yeah, it is a crazy job mothering those boys.........but they make me smile and look forward to COB.

farydah:
breastfeeding was painful the first one week with both babies for me. ure lucky urs didn't hurt because I hated being told that baby was hungry.on having 2 boy, guuurrrlll it is hard work make I nor lie. the first is 3+ while second is 1+. they are both clingy and anti social asper not everyone can carry them. my first cries alllllloootttt and its super annoying. this is his second year in school but he still cries when I go to drop him. I have an elderly woman that comes to clean and I have a 13yr old that lives with me. good thing is she says they don't make trouble in my absence. but when I return from work, they begin climbing surfaces, fighting, quarelling over who sits on me, who I carry etc. bottom line is,I am a nag, a flogger and referee when I return from work. I have been trying to sleep but they won't let me. I have to wach out for them incase they attempt jumping from sidestools, plugging appliances or pushing each other off chairs and beds. unfortunately, I am glad I have a job that allows me small respite from mothering them and my 13yr old is quite amazing at being with them.

so yeah, it is a crazy job mothering those boys.........but they make me smile and look forward to COB.

Who said it isn't painful biko, I basically ignored 70% of the calls to come and breastfeed in week1. There was just too much going on. Thank God for formula, now it still hurts but not too much

About your kids, Choi sounds like a lot of work. Is the one year old in crèche and is the 13 year old in school? Who picks your kids from school? I finally brought my lil cousin to live with me, she's turning 12 this year. I see her more like a long-term investment cuz I'm sure she's going nowhere and would be of much use in 2-3 years to come but for now she's just like the first child. she's just been really helpful with some housework tho.

Giddyperson:

Who said it isn't painful biko, I basically ignored 70% of the calls to come and breastfeed in week1. There was just too much going on. Thank God for formula, now it still hurts but not too much

About your kids, Choi sounds like a lot of work. Is the one year old in crèche and is the 13 year old in school? Who picks your kids from school? I finally brought my lil cousin to live with me, she's turning 12 this year. I see her more like a long-term investment cuz I'm sure she's going nowhere and would be of much use in 2-3 years to come but for now she's just like the first child. she's just been really helpful with some housework tho.

loool.tot urs didn't hurt. second stays at home with my nanny before the girl returns from school. so yea she goes to school and is super helpful and obedient. she's basically my first too. I try to be kind to her and clothe her as well as my kids and in return, she's been amazing. my office is just about 5mins to my son's school so I drop him off and pick him by myself except on rare days that I am really busy then I will ask one of the drivers to help pick and drop him at home. on days I have meetings as early as 7, my girl just gets him ready then I get a driver to take him. she goes to school on or before 8. they dont attend the same school.

about ur lil cousin, I pray she had a good background because while she's still young and malleable, bad foundation is quite hard to manage. truth be told, while I try my human best I honestly I'm slightly more short tempered with her. her efforts however, makes it easy for me to adjust. so I pray ur lil cousin helps u to help her. lol

Giddyperson:

Yeah I have help with the baby, I'm Talking about my nether regional recovery lol. It has turned me to a perpetual water backsider and even front sider. You basically have to take a ho-bath whenever you go number 1 or 2, terribly inconvenient (big ups to the people who water backside voluntarily, it's not an easy life- no hoffence ) and breast feeding is not painless either.

Hi Farydah, you have 2 boys right? That can't be easy, how old are they now? How are you coping.

chim o. water backsiding by force?? Lol @ ho-bath

@farydah my own work will not allow me leave for five mins not to talk of leaving before our 4:30/5pm closing time. I honestly don't know how you are doing it. And living with other people sef. I'm crazy paranoid. Lol @ your kids being clingy and antisocial. I guess that's good in that they know when the people carrying them are not mama or papa...

No one ever mentioned that breast feeding was painful o. you people are traumatizing me....

@enygmamama so sorry to hear about sasha. that story was so sad poor runt must have been traumatized to the point of no consolation.

funny enough my 'grandparents' also had two brother and sister dogs that lived with them over ten years. the female one became deaf in one ear and would succumb to heart attacks randomly. na so she just died like that one day. her brother saw her and was never the same. he mourned her for another 3 months before dying of a heart attack himself. na wao for these animals...I guess the emotional attachment to them is one we can relate to and it feels even sadder when something you are used to having around suddenly leaves

alosiby92:
@farydah my own work will not allow me leave for five mins not to talk of leaving before our 4:30/5pm closing time. I honestly don't know how you are doing it. And living with other people sef. I'm crazy paranoid. Lol @ your kids being clingy and antisocial. I guess that's good in that they know when the people carrying them are not mama or papa...,

No one ever mentioned that breast feeding was painful o. you people are traumatizing me....

my dear you just havta adapt. its not easy but its neccessary. we don't want to scare off childbirth/motherhood lol.

Engymababe when how and where did I spoil biko