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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by lionlee216(m): 11:08pm On May 09, 2017
Lol, na travel section we dey not sexuality section grin

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by abduldope(m): 11:37pm On May 09, 2017
lionlee216:
Update
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From my last post, the lady I said she came to pick me up at church. Let me call her Candace(Not real name though) said she will like to me to come and spend the weekend in her appartment. I was like 'wow' I just hit a jackpot, I didnt even think about it twice before accepting the offer.

So last saturday, she drove over 2hrs to pick me up and branched some places to get some stuffs. we arrived at her appartment, she cooked and i helped cleaning the house and now it was just her and I. what next? she sat on her three seater and i sat on the double seater, i just told her i would love her to side by my side and she got up to sit by my side, I just wrapped my hands arround her and the next i realised is that we were already cuddling cheesy. So in the night, i drank a 3/4 of red wine, i took my shower, dressed up and went to bed. She was like are you going to sleep with your jeans on? as a sharp boy, I said I never sleep that I am still relaxing. so mins later, I removed everything remaining my boxers only and i used deodourant to smell good. her bed isnt big so there was really no much space btw us. the bed is not big that if she decide to "back me" or face me, all will be to my advantage grin. we sha slept and woke up the following day and said she will fix me bacon and egg for breakfast and when it was fixed, i nearly cried. the food was so tiny to the extent that 10 plates wont do me. I sha enjoyed my time there and came back home.

The second lady that said sorry to me because i couldnt eat pvssy was texting me she needed to talk to me and i had to talk to me. i discivered she is really interested in me(I no fine oo) but i guess she liked my conversation. she kept lamenting about being tired of relationship and asking me why i like her etc. I asked her again if eating pvssy is still a requirement and she said I am a nice person that she will see what she can do. i told her I am even interested in eating her pvssy and she was like "OMG!! lol, I cant stop laughing. well i will teach you but i dont want you to do what you are not comfortable doing" I replied saying who knows I might already be a professional. So she is coming to see me. she lives 3 hrs away..

I still get a 47yr old white woman that lives 5 mins away that likes young blood and wants to marry me when i told her i am here for studies and I am not a permanent resident of this country and she said it will be so heartbreaking to see me leave after my studies.

Thats the gist oo but all these below 30 years girl just dey use person form jare. me sef lock up for them, if u do me shakara, above 30 years women full ground make dem hold theirself lol




bruuh no to rush your self and be aware about troat cancer o, no go the give head anyhow lol



enjoy ya self sir

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by lionlee216(m): 11:48pm On May 09, 2017
abduldope:




bruuh no to rush your self and be aware about troat cancer o, no go the give head anyhow lol



enjoy ya self sir


Thanks alot bro.. i cant suck pussy. That was why we broke up in the first placee... cancer or not, i believe its not something I can do

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by skitkid2(m): 12:20am On May 10, 2017
abduldope:




bruuh no to rush your self and be aware about troat cancer o, no go the give head anyhow lol



enjoy ya self sir
Cancer?

Seeing this for the first time.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by salford: 2:39am On May 10, 2017
skitkid2:

Cancer?

Seeing this for the first time.
Maybe he meant herpes grin
Herpes is common in North America, and it has no cure. It can only can be managed and very infectious.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by charzyh2: 3:00am On May 10, 2017
lionlee216:
Update
--------------

From my last post, the lady I said she came to pick me up at church. Let me call her Candace(Not real name though) said she will like to me to come and spend the weekend in her appartment. I was like 'wow' I just hit a jackpot, I didnt even think about it twice before accepting the offer.

So last saturday, she drove over 2hrs to pick me up and branched some places to get some stuffs. we arrived at her appartment, she cooked and i helped cleaning the house and now it was just her and I. what next? she sat on her three seater and i sat on the double seater, i just told her i would love her to side by my side and she got up to sit by my side, I just wrapped my hands arround her and the next i realised is that we were already cuddling cheesy. So in the night, i drank a 3/4 of red wine, i took my shower, dressed up and went to bed. She was like are you going to sleep with your jeans on? as a sharp boy, I said I never sleep that I am still relaxing. so mins later, I removed everything remaining my boxers only and i used deodourant to smell good. her bed isnt big so there was really no much space btw us. the bed is not big that if she decide to "back me" or face me, all will be to my advantage grin. we sha slept and woke up the following day and said she will fix me bacon and egg for breakfast and when it was fixed, i nearly cried. the food was so tiny to the extent that 10 plates wont do me. I sha enjoyed my time there and came back home.

The second lady that said sorry to me because i couldnt eat pvssy was texting me she needed to talk to me and i had to talk to me. i discivered she is really interested in me(I no fine oo) but i guess she liked my conversation. she kept lamenting about being tired of relationship and asking me why i like her etc. I asked her again if eating pvssy is still a requirement and she said I am a nice person that she will see what she can do. i told her I am even interested in eating her pvssy and she was like "OMG!! lol, I cant stop laughing. well i will teach you but i dont want you to do what you are not comfortable doing" I replied saying who knows I might already be a professional. So she is coming to see me. she lives 3 hrs away..

I still get a 47yr old white woman that lives 5 mins away that likes young blood and wants to marry me when i told her i am here for studies and I am not a permanent resident of this country and she said it will be so heartbreaking to see me leave after my studies.

Thats the gist oo but all these below 30 years girl just dey use person form jare. me sef lock up for them, if u do me shakara, above 30 years women full ground make dem hold theirself lol


@47 year old woman, as this people don turn divorce to their hobby so, be careful make u no enter one chance when your temporary green card never complete two years o

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by lionlee216(m): 3:25am On May 10, 2017
charzyh2:


@47 year old woman, as this people don turn divorce to their hobby so, be careful make u no enter one chance when your temporary green card never complete two years o

They love divorce pass anything. So perso has to be careful when dealing with them

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 3:28am On May 10, 2017
lionlee216:


They love divorce pass anything. So perso has to be careful when dealing with them
Lol
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by abduldope(m): 10:57am On May 10, 2017

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by abduldope(m): 10:58am On May 10, 2017
lionlee216:



Thanks alot bro.. i cant suck pussy. That was why we broke up in the first placee... cancer or not, i believe its not hygienic

hahahaha lol but giving a man head is hygienic ?


funny man
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by ttmacoy: 12:46pm On May 10, 2017
There are gang cases but they tend to take place in certain gang infested areas and as a law abiding person you there really is no reason for you to go to those areas tbh unless you are looking for drugs or something.


abduldope:
bruuh any sign of Racism or Gang related cases you've come across so far ??



I just wan know
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 3:54pm On May 12, 2017
Wassup guys?

Wetin dey happen?
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by NONNYG: 5:23pm On May 12, 2017
FrankNetter:
Wassup guys?

Wetin dey happen?
we dey look up to you boss.

Abeg show me the way, I dey Dubai but Yankee on my mind

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 8:05pm On May 12, 2017
NONNYG:
we dey look up to you boss.

Abeg show me the way, I dey Dubai but Yankee on my mind

You serious?
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 8:46pm On May 12, 2017
NONNYG:
we dey look up to you boss.

Abeg show me the way, I dey Dubai but Yankee on my mind
so u wan run ehh.. grin
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by NONNYG: 10:21pm On May 12, 2017
FrankNetter:


You serious?
more than serious
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by NONNYG: 10:22pm On May 12, 2017
smithsydny:
so u wan run ehh.. grin
who no like better thinggrin
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 10:25pm On May 12, 2017
NONNYG:
who no like better thinggrin
bad guy.lol. oboy is not a small something ooo. Shey person say for thread there say u need pin paper to make things easy abi?

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Toppytek(m): 11:14pm On May 12, 2017
FrankNetter:
Wassup guys?

Wetin dey happen?

u won make I report u to Buhari say u no reply my email abi.. better reply or else.. hmm.. COAS

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by cumz(m): 11:34pm On May 12, 2017
mr frank, how far? we fit talk?
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 12:09am On May 13, 2017
Toppytek:


u won make I report u to Buhari say u no reply my email abi.. better reply or else.. hmm.. COAS
cheesy check your mail bro.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 12:15am On May 13, 2017
I now receive mails straight to my mobile device. Feel free to hit me up anytime. One love smiley

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 1:39am On May 13, 2017
cumz:
mr frank, how far? we fit talk?

Yeah man, sure.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by NONNYG: 4:15am On May 13, 2017
FrankNetter:
I now receive mails straight to my mobile device. Feel free to hit me up anytime. One love smiley
I don hit u up, oya hit me back
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 4:32am On May 13, 2017
NONNYG:
I don hit u up, oya hit me back

Resend your pm bro
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 5:17am On May 13, 2017
Was arranging my room and came across this. How time flies grin

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by NONNYG: 5:39am On May 13, 2017
FrankNetter:


Resend your pm bro
done sir
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 6:32am On May 13, 2017
Make unah no hit person head join ooo.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Toppytek(m): 6:41am On May 13, 2017
FrankNetter:
I now receive mails straight to my mobile device. Feel free to hit me up anytime. One love smiley

same email address?

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 6:44am On May 13, 2017
Toppytek:


same email address?

Yeah man

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 6:45am On May 13, 2017
smithsydny:
Make unah no hit person head join ooo.
grin

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 6:48am On May 13, 2017
FrankNetter:

grin
king burger give us gist nah. How the girls doing bro

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