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Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by ceometromedia: 8:43am On May 13, 2017 |
Pastor trying to walk on water at the Crocodile River gets eaten by 3 crocodiles http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/ 11 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Airforce1(m): 8:43am On May 13, 2017 |
O ye men of little faith 176 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 8:44am On May 13, 2017 |
![]() It's either his jazz failed him Or He was mentally unstable. But one thing is certain; God didn't ask him to do that... So he was solely on his own. 515 Likes 27 Shares |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by dhardline(m): 8:45am On May 13, 2017 |
He could have tried it first in a swimming pool na.. The Holy Bible says... Do not put the Lord your God to test. 389 Likes 22 Shares |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Akissani: 8:47am On May 13, 2017 |
Picture or i dnt blive it 10 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 8:48am On May 13, 2017 |
More reason I think most pastors are delusional people that should be on medication 56 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Aufbauh(m): 8:49am On May 13, 2017 |
God is not a magician; God works miracle because there is a need, and not a magic originator that guarantee show off. 212 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by nepapole(m): 8:49am On May 13, 2017 |
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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Islie: 8:51am On May 13, 2017 |
Stupidity at its peak.. ..... 16 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by nerodenero: 8:51am On May 13, 2017 |
Nigerian Pastors will never try this. It can only happen in Kenya, Zimbabwe and that xenophobic country. Our pastors love life, they don't practice what they preach ![]() ![]() 209 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by doctimonyeka(m): 8:58am On May 13, 2017 |
Hypocrisy at its peak!!!! Stop disgracing Christianity!!!!!!!! 13 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by sleepyeyez(m): 9:02am On May 13, 2017 |
It wasn't faith d man had, but mental retardation 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by emmypelo: 9:03am On May 13, 2017 |
funny ....when what he teaches failed him 5 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Fxmanager(m): 9:04am On May 13, 2017 |
dhardline:Exactly what i wanted to say. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Maltaleeza(f): 9:06am On May 13, 2017 |
Like seriously, I'm still laughing 7 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Martinez19(m): 9:16am On May 13, 2017 |
nerodenero: ![]() 23 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 9:39am On May 13, 2017 |
pastor abi stuntsman 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by qualityovenbake(m): 10:48am On May 13, 2017 |
Agonizing death. He sacrificed himself in the presence of his church members. Foolish way to sign off from this world. 15 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Ajewealth123(m): 11:11am On May 13, 2017 |
The power is still available like the days of old but it can't be accessed like the days of old cos of the little faith we have. He for first go test am for small stream for backyard naw 3 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by ScepticalPyrrho: 11:55am On May 13, 2017 |
Aufbauh:How many needed miracles have God done recently? 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Chiefpriest1(m): 12:21pm On May 13, 2017 |
Lol. You mean it? Still a miracle though. God just provided breakfast for the crocodiles. He is the great provider. 170 Likes 15 Shares
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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Hysmady(m): 12:21pm On May 13, 2017 |
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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by timilehin007(m): 12:21pm On May 13, 2017 |
Bwahahaha |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by princeonx: 12:22pm On May 13, 2017 |
That's ok, he will also rise in three days! 30 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Agbafs2005(m): 12:22pm On May 13, 2017 |
Pls believe in dis guy, cos after 3days he will resurrect. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by prinsam30: 12:22pm On May 13, 2017 |
Abeg which kind wahala be This ![]() who get that picture that relate to my comment pls 2 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by MostBanned: 12:22pm On May 13, 2017 |
Nice one Pastor ![]() |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by sukkot: 12:23pm On May 13, 2017 |
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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by GeneralOjukwu: 12:23pm On May 13, 2017 |
Hallelujah! I don't blame him, i would perform stunts for my gullible sheeple to get their tithes too This is how I crossed my own crocodiles. .. ![]() 65 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Alasi20(m): 12:23pm On May 13, 2017 |
Jesu ooooooooooooooo |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Lescalier: 12:23pm On May 13, 2017 |
He would have tried a river without crocodile na. 7 Likes |
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by jejemanito: 12:24pm On May 13, 2017 |
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