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If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by keyboardwarwar: 12:18pm On May 19, 2017 |
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] ![]() Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS ![]() ![]() Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers. "Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen". Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows. 132 Likes 16 Shares
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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by NedalBiggie: 12:21pm On May 19, 2017 |
Congrats! Nedal was here!!! 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Busuyep: 12:21pm On May 19, 2017 |
Congrats! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by DLondonboiy: 12:22pm On May 19, 2017 |
Nice one |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by rollybest(m): 12:31pm On May 19, 2017 |
Truly there's a God in heaven. It's only a fool that will say there's no God 207 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by eduevolutionnow(m): 12:44pm On May 19, 2017 |
rollybest:Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him. The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none. To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God. 431 Likes 29 Shares |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by eduevolutionnow(m): 12:47pm On May 19, 2017 |
On one hand, he is thinking of doing runs, on the other hand praising God for the success. Mr op is that what your bible teaches you? Christians and hypocrisy 5 and 6. 44 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Generica(m): 1:28pm On May 19, 2017 |
keyboardwarwar: Congratulations brother. Give glory to God and move forward to higher things. That was what I did when I scored 273 in JAMB in year 2009. Also, my younger brother scored 261 in 2011 JAMB. You still have a long way to go: gaining admission, attending stressful lectures, coping with difficult lecturers, fighting off distractions from ladies and cultists etc. 30 Likes |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by keyboardwarwar: 1:42pm On May 19, 2017 |
thanks bro! |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by joeace2020(m): 1:43pm On May 19, 2017 |
I thank God for the primary and secondary school i attended. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by sirwilson(m): 1:43pm On May 19, 2017 |
Op nice write up... |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by keyboardwarwar: 1:44pm On May 19, 2017 |
Generica: thanks bro! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by SolexxBarry(m): 1:52pm On May 19, 2017 |
May God continue to shower his favor on u 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 2:14pm On May 19, 2017 |
eduevolutionnow: What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 2:14pm On May 19, 2017 |
So you did JAMB and passed, that to you is the core evidence that God exists? ![]() Interesting. 32 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by kstyle2(m): 2:42pm On May 19, 2017 |
Congrats young man. On a serious note, try to structure your sentences correctly. Well, I hope you get your desires fulfilled o. Congrats once again 11 Likes |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by somtoto(m): 2:57pm On May 19, 2017 |
LastMumu:atleast your name says it all 50 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Tenim47(m): 3:02pm On May 19, 2017 |
eduevolutionnow:our sense of humorous and comprehending is different 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by brandonobi(m): 3:54pm On May 19, 2017 |
congrats to u, but do u doubt ur capabilities, u make it seem like u wrote nothing and passed, congrats again 1 Like |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by UncleSnr(m): 4:04pm On May 19, 2017 |
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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Roseey0(f): 4:29pm On May 19, 2017 |
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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by biggerboyc(m): 4:29pm On May 19, 2017 |
Although there is God, but you still fail 1 Like |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 4:29pm On May 19, 2017 |
227 out of 400 not really good enough. You need to study hard if admitted in order to avoid tsunami in your 100 level 6 Likes |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by fratermathy(m): 4:29pm On May 19, 2017 |
What's your point exactly? That people can pass without reading if they believe in God? Congrats are in order but the title of your thread is kind of farfetched. You passed because you did lucky guesses or maybe there was a fault from the system that marked your result. You just can't go around and encourage religious fanatics that they can pass without reading because God exists! 63 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by timilehing(m): 4:30pm On May 19, 2017 |
Hmmm |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Ezedon(m): 4:30pm On May 19, 2017 |
There's God my dear |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Oyindidi(f): 4:31pm On May 19, 2017 |
227 and you write that essay 6 Likes |
Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Alariwo2: 4:31pm On May 19, 2017 |
no read you hear? if post utme no hit you, your first year C.G.P.A go determine whether you will continue or not (for fed. unis not glorifred secondary schools like C.U) In my time, a lady scored 350+ in Jamb but her first year GP was below 1.0.. lorokan sha, school withdrew her admission so your fight is just starting.. don't rejoice just yet 16 Likes 2 Shares |
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