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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Marcelo290(m): 6:17pm On May 29, 2017
Jay254:


Sorry to say but I didn't know pple can survive withought brains..
Brother, my intent wasn't to ridicule or make mockery of you guys, just face the fact and stop crying around like a toddler who was unjustly weaned off his mother's breast...
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 6:19pm On May 29, 2017
Just30:
Kumasi is very rich but Tema is an industrial hub filled will a huge chunk of Ghana's middle class

From what I see online, Kumasi looks disorganized yet bust and with lots of cash flow while Tema looks like somewhere I would build a holiday home. BTW your movie industry has a funny sounding name to East Africans. Kumawood? lol. Kuma is the word for vagina in Swahili. Don't be funny to us like the Japanese. Their names just kill Swahili speakers {their language sounds Swahili BTW}. Like for instance they have a city named Kanagawa.

In Swahili Kanagawa means "s/he is distributing" where the subject is a tiny/small person.

Next to Kanagawa is a city named Kumamoto.

Now kuma is pussy in Kiswahili and moto is hot. Kumamoto is hot pussy.

Kanagawa Kumamoto would translate to "she's distributing hot pussy/vagina"..... lol.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Marcelo290(m): 6:19pm On May 29, 2017
Muafrika2:
These guys have won their case by the way cheesy
That's how we love our culture
cheesy cheesy Happy for you guys..

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nowenuse: 6:20pm On May 29, 2017
NairobiWalker:


You can search Kenya's music on YouTube yourself. Search artists like Elani, Punit, Octopizzo, Khaligraph, Camp Mula, Jaguar, Kristoph, The Kansoul, E-Sir, Nameless etc. They're so many of them. To be honest you only beat us on magnitude. Quality nah. On movies Kenya has very few of them.....it actually takes time for Kenya to produce a movie unlike the Nigerians who roll out movies weekly but honestly speaking I tend to find Kenyan movies of better quality. Even our TV programs are better. By the way you've watched Shuga? I guess you have - yes, that was a Kenyan TV program before Nigerians took it and it started Lupita Nyong'o among others. I'm told it's doing big in Nigeria yet it was just another TV program here in Kenya.

These lowlife artistes?
How many of them win big on the united African awards or world awards?

Shuga is more of a South African program and dominated by South African actors. We have better program series to watch in Nigeria like Tinsel, Desperate housewives Africa e.t.c
Shuga probably left Kenya to South Africa and Nigerian audience because that's where the market probably is. Kenyans don't value entertainment just as Vicotoria Kimani rightly said
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by genieluv(f): 6:21pm On May 29, 2017
TayserMahiri:


Thats why I love girls on this forum. Thanks
Abi, whats nagode ?

Yahh, it means thank you in hausa.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by genieluv(f): 6:22pm On May 29, 2017
TayserMahiri:


Oh great. an your beautiful kiss

Thanks (Black woman blushes on my face) cheesy
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 6:22pm On May 29, 2017
TayserMahiri:


If these are the latest statistics, we have the best penetration rate in this otherwise underwhelming continent by far

Kenya - 77.8 %
Nigeria (Giants) - 47.9 %
Ghana - 27.8 %
Egyypt - 36.5 %
South Africa - 51.6 %
Mauritius - 62.7 %
Seychelles - 57.6 %

grin

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 6:23pm On May 29, 2017
NairobiWalker:


From what I see online, Kumasi looks disorganized yet bust and with lots of cash flow while Tema looks like somewhere I would build a holiday home. BTW your movie industry has a funny sounding name to East Africans. Kumawood? lol. Kuma is the word for vagina in Swahili. Don't be funny to us like the Japanese. Their names just kill Swahili speakers {their language sounds Swahili BTW}. Like for instance they have a city named Kanagawa.

In Swahili Kanagawa means "s/he is distributing" where the subject is a tiny/small person.

Next to Kanagawa is a city named Kumamoto.

Now kuma is pussy in Kiswahili and moto is hot. Kumamoto is hot pussy.

Kanagawa Kumamoto would translate to "she's distributing hot pussy/vagina"..... lol.

LMAO
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 6:25pm On May 29, 2017
uzzyfire:
grin

Uzzy, you don't like Nigerians penetrating at a measly 47.9 % cheesy
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by bantudra: 6:25pm On May 29, 2017
Hbuyosh:


Those are number of users, not the percentage......the rate of internet penetration. What is 47% of 180mln? That is population larger than the entire population of Kenya!
Nigeria ranks even ahead of the most developed countries in the world, in terms of the number of peoplw using the internet on the virtue of its huge population.


population realy matters.....either the kenyans dont care or they like to ignore that fact.....

thats why it realy doesnt make sense to compare nigeria with kenya....

we will only end up insulting each other without presenting facts.....
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 6:26pm On May 29, 2017
Nowenuse:


These lowlife artistes?
How many of them win big on the united African awards or world awards?

Shuga is more of a South African program and dominated by South African actors. We have better program series to watch in Nigeria like Tinsel, Desperate housewives Africa e.t.c
Shuga probably left Kenya to South Africa and Nigerian audience because that's where the market probably is. Kenyans don't value entertainment just as Vicotoria Kimani rightly said

I wasn't talking to you kid.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 6:28pm On May 29, 2017
Nowenuse:


Look very well, the percentages are also by the side.
Thats list of countries by number of Internet users as of 2015.we are in 2017...

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by genieluv(f): 6:30pm On May 29, 2017
NairobiWalker:


You can search Kenya's music on YouTube yourself. Search artists like Elani, Punit, Octopizzo, Khaligraph, Camp Mula, Jaguar, Kristoph, The Kansoul, E-Sir, Nameless etc. They're so many of them. To be honest you only beat us on magnitude. Quality nah. On movies Kenya has very few of them.....it actually takes time for Kenya to produce a movie unlike the Nigerians who roll out movies weekly but honestly speaking I tend to find Kenyan movies of better quality. Even our TV programs are better. By the way you've watched Shuga? I guess you have - yes, that was a Kenyan TV program before Nigerians took it and it started Lupita Nyong'o among others. I'm told it's doing big in Nigeria yet it was just another TV program here in Kenya.

Oooh yah. I think i have come across Khaligraph Jones *great rapper*. There's a way he bends his mouth upwards when rapping. lol.....I've also seen a music by Jaguar n mafikizolo. I thot he was a south african. I will try to check out the rest.


I dont know, buh i seem to know more Tanzanian artistes and come across their music more often than Kenyan music. Buh Tanzanians seem to sing mostly only in swahili, n with a very melodious tone. What does Bongo mean in swahili?


Shuga? hmmm, i never knew. Thot it was a south African program featuring some few Nigerian actors. Are there any Kenyan actors in the program?

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 6:32pm On May 29, 2017
mtis:

Thats list of countries by number of Internet users as of 2015.we are in 2017...

These fellas have no idea the progress we've made in just 5 years, leave alone a decade. By 20twenty sth our penetration should be something close to universal, alafu watasema haiwezekani juu juzi tu tulikuwa 77 %. cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nowenuse: 6:34pm On May 29, 2017
TayserMahiri:


How far north are they?

Why don't you ask them by yourself?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nowenuse: 6:36pm On May 29, 2017
genieluv:


***u may have a point buh pls let's not be too harsh on our comments and words. When tones are high, we end up not learning from ourselves.
+++ lets promote African unity with this platform+++
Nagode.

Naji abinda kin fada sarauniya. Ama gaskiya wannan mutane suna bada haushi sosai.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 6:37pm On May 29, 2017
TayserMahiri:


These fellas have no idea the progress we've made in just 5 years, leave alone a decade. By 20twenty sth our penetration should be something close to universal, alafu watasema haiwezekani juu juzi tu tulikuwa 77 %. cheesy
Naijas like ...

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by genieluv(f): 6:40pm On May 29, 2017
uzzyfire:
naija accent is d 6 best in d world

It's unique n can always be identified anywhere smiley.
Buh i also love Ghanaian n Black South african accent too, sounds funny to me grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 6:41pm On May 29, 2017
NairobiWalker:


What's your definition of entertainment and why are you guys so obsessed with entertainment if I may ask? Again, do you really think Nigeria's entertainment is of higher quality than Kenya's or just of bigger magnitude?
guy don't even talk rubbish oo
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 6:41pm On May 29, 2017
genieluv:


Oooh yah. I think i have come across Khaligraph Jones *great rapper*. There's a way he bends his mouth upwards when rapping. lol.....I've also seen a music by Jaguar n mafikizolo. I thot he was a south african. I will try to check out the rest.


I dont know, buh i seem to know more Tanzanian artistes and come across their music more often than Kenyan music. Buh Tanzanians seem to sing mostly only in swahili, n with a very melodious tone. What does Bongo mean in swahili?


Shuga? hmmm, i never knew. Thot it was a south African program featuring some few Nigerian actors. Are there any Kenyan actors in the program?

Bongo means brain. The first President of Tanzania Julius Nyerere used to say "Watanzania ni watu wenye bongo" which means "Tanzanians are a people with brain" and so Tanzanians started calling themselves "Wabongo" meaning "brainy people" and thus following the Bantu language structure, if we are "Wabongo" then our country should be Bongo just like Nigeria is Naijeria in Swahili and Nigerians are Wanaijeria thus in East Africa we call Tanzania Bongo and Tanzanians are Wabongo.

I used to watch Shuga when it was 100% Kenyan. I currently don't know if it still has Kenyan actors but I think Nick Mutuma is still in it.

You've probably heard lots of Kenyan music but you just didn't know they were Kenyan. I think Tanzanian musicians got lots of airplay when they started producing in South Africa and you know South African media dominates Africa.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by genieluv(f): 6:42pm On May 29, 2017
Nowenuse:


Naji abinda kin fada sarauniya. Ama gaskiya wannan mutane suna bada haushi sosai.

Nasani, ama kayi kokari ka kwanta da hankali smiley Saidai hakuri.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 6:44pm On May 29, 2017
Some cool coastal homes in the 254

Malindi

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nowenuse: 6:48pm On May 29, 2017
mtis:

Thats list of countries by number of Internet users as of 2015.we are in 2017...

So, you are saying that in 2 years, over 30% of Kenyans automatically got connected to the internet? You can feed such lies to fools. Then, how come that of Nigeria, South Africa, Tunisia and others did not grow?

According to the united nations source

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just30: 6:49pm On May 29, 2017
NairobiWalker:


From what I see online, Kumasi looks disorganized yet bust and with lots of cash flow while Tema looks like somewhere I would build a holiday home. BTW your movie industry has a funny sounding name to East Africans. Kumawood? lol. Kuma is the word for vagina in Swahili. Don't be funny to us like the Japanese. Their names just kill Swahili speakers {their language sounds Swahili BTW}. Like for instance they have a city named Kanagawa.

In Swahili Kanagawa means "s/he is distributing" where the subject is a tiny/small person.

Next to Kanagawa is a city named Kumamoto.

Now kuma is pussy in Kiswahili and moto is hot. Kumamoto is hot pussy.

Kanagawa Kumamoto would translate to "she's distributing hot pussy/vagina"..... lol.
grin grin grin grin actually it's not Kumawood but Ghallywood
We describe particular sections of movies especially from Kumasi and Assin areas as kumawood in a way to troll them and the name unfortunately sticked
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 6:50pm On May 29, 2017
genieluv:

Nasani, ama kayi kokari ka kwanta da hankali smiley Saidai hakuri.

Is that Hausa or Fulani?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just30: 6:51pm On May 29, 2017
uzzyfire:
wat wealth grin
the one being used to build million dollar houses
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 6:51pm On May 29, 2017
Just30:
grin grin grin grin actually it's not Kumawood but Ghallywood
We describe particular sections of movies especially from Kumasi and Assin areas as kumawood in a way to troll them and the name unfortunately sticked

Does Kumawood sound obscene in Ghana too?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just30: 6:54pm On May 29, 2017
uzzyfire:
dude, dis is not Ghana
I know the person who took it and he's not In Abuja
Can Abuja look that bright at night with kind of poor lights they use there?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just30: 6:55pm On May 29, 2017
NairobiWalker:


Does Kumawood sound obscene in Ghana too?
it sound offensive
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by genieluv(f): 6:55pm On May 29, 2017
NairobiWalker:


Bongo means brain. The first President of Tanzania Julius Nyerere used to say "Watanzania ni watu wenye bongo" which means "Tanzanians are a people with brain" and so Tanzanians started calling themselves "Wabongo" meaning "brainy people" and thus following the Bantu language structure, if we are "Wabongo" then our country should be Bongo just like Nigeria is Naijeria in Swahili and Nigerians are Wanaijeria thus in East Africa we call Tanzania Bongo and Tanzanians are Wabongo.

I used to watch Shuga when it was 100% Kenyan. I currently don't know if it still has Kenyan actors but I think Nick Mutuma is still in it.

You've probably heard lots of Kenyan music but you just didn't know they were Kenyan. I think Tanzanian musicians got lots of airplay when they started producing in South Africa and you know South African media dominates Africa.

¤¤ COOL ¤¤ cos i always hear the word Bongo in Tanzanian music.

***Do you have any idea why Shuga left Kenya?

Are you sure about SA media dominating Africa? Nigeria dominates in movies n musics from what i do see in the yearly african award shows. Or i might be wrong. What criteria do you use in judging domination?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 6:55pm On May 29, 2017
TayserMahiri:


Gal, our influence stretches far beyond East Africa to Central Africa and beyond. Kenya has enough military strength to afford to always send some on a peace keeping mission in other African countries. Watch this kick*ss General who changed the course of the Sierra Leonean war when he took over as UNMIL Force Commander from 2003.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZef6yJuNeY
looollll influence ko influenza ni

nigga nobody in Africa is influenced by kenya
except aspiring marathon runners grin grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 6:56pm On May 29, 2017
Just30:
it sound offensive
What does it mean in your language?

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