Space_debri++

hardeyjahreh:


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/232592-futa-sets-nigerian-record-to-launch-satellite-into-space.html

I don't quite know how these things work but if it's going to be manned by fellow Nigerians, i plead with them to write their wills and plan their families before they project into space, i am not saying things will go wrong, just that this is Nigeria where whatever it is that can go wrong will surely go wrong when you least expect it. It is Murphys law.

Omo..ko si eniyan mo ni Nigeria. Awon omo ile iwe ti nparo.

Built by ko, shat by ni.

Ordinary 24/7 electricity you haven't accomplished.

BroZuma:


Maka Chukwu?

Abu m APC? Ga juo Lai Mohammed

BroZuma:
How much did it cost us?

Like seriously? Na so ur brain drift today?...huh?

BTW...ibukun, GOD bless u more and take u to higher feats.

#isokanNIGERIA

Ok, meanwhile

I don't understand. I was thinking it would be launched from Akure. Somebody explain to me please.

olaniyi0:
wow, this is good... i'm a futarian but i dnt knw about this sha

When last did you visit the university website?

hardbody:


I don't quite know how these things work but if it's going to be manned by fellow Nigerians, i plead with them to write their wills and plan their families before they project into space, i am not saying things will go wrong, just that this is Nigeria where whatever it is that can go wrong will surely go wrong when you least expect it. It is Murphys law.

it's unmanned

IhateAfonjas:

Misplaced priorities

Waste of money

Waste of resources

Waste of manpower

Launching a rocket to space is more important than paying our old and suffering teachers you owe them ??

Answer this question and i will delete my Nairaland account

What are they going to the space to do ?? To discover the cure for cancer ??

Nigeria is doomed. Misplaced priorities. Nigcomsat 1 abi na 2 wey lose for orbit that one just go like that. Also dem talk say dem go launch d satellite from US not from Nigeria. So wetin dey to celebrate. It was not done by Nigerians alone but obviously the other countries did d job while our researchers were just there to take notes
In 2010, Iran launched satellites exclusively by their own local scientist from Iranian soil while they were under sanctions, Nigeria is celebrating satellite made by another country and launched outside
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2015/02/iran-launches-observation-satellite-2012-150202134514005.html
Nigeria is a joke

I was elated when i saw the headline but after reading this article am very disappointed

IhateAfonjas:

Misplaced priorities

Waste of money

Waste of resources

Waste of manpower

Launching a rocket to space is more important than paying our old and suffering teachers you owe them ??

Answer this question and i will delete my Nairaland account

What are they going to the space to do ?? To discover the cure for cancer ??

Wetin dis one dey talk?

blackberlin:
The information is contradictory. They're launching a satellite that belongs to Japan, Ghana, Nigeria and it's to be launched in the US, so how is FUTA launching the satellite?
Look at how skillfully they dished out information to confuse people. . . FUTA ko, FUTAbakalilki ni. . .

GOD GO BLESS U 4 Me, i tot i am d only 1 seeing it

Nigeriadondie:

Nigeria is doomed. Misplaced priorities. Nigcomsat 1 abi na 2 wey lose for orbit that one just go like that. Also dem talk say dem go launch d satellite from US not from Nigeria. So wetin dey to celebrate. It was not done by Nigerians alone but obviously the other countries did d job while our researchers were just there to take notes
In 2010, Iran launched satellites exclusively by their own local scientist from Iranian soil while they were under sanctions, Nigeria is celebrating satellite made by another country and launched outside
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2015/02/iran-launches-observation-satellite-2012-150202134514005.html
Nigeria is a joke

What do they achieve launching satellites​to space ??

SuperS1Panther:
Another good news from the land of Oduduwa.

This is bringing real collaborative, commendable and applaudable development to the Land and not some disgraceful development in foreign lands.

GOd bless land of Oduduwa

God bless SW

God bless Nigeria

God bless PMB.

Haters can ''swim'' inside the Lagoon.

This is what amazes me about Nigerians. Even with the realities on ground, you still believe this kind of thing is possible in Nigeria. A country that cannot maintain a university toilet. A country that cannot provide simple electricity for it's citizen. A country that does not have the discipline to maintain infrastructure. Everything about projects in Nigeria is all about looting funds. Why and how una de think like this na?

Some1 with misplaced priorities

Abeg make them no burn the City

IhateAfonjas:

Misplaced priorities

Waste of money

Waste of resources

Waste of manpower

Launching a rocket to space is more important than paying our old and suffering teachers you owe them ??

Answer this question and i will delete my Nairaland account

What are they going to the space to do ?? To discover the cure for cancer ??

No one is going to space.
It is an unmanned satellite.
I understand ojukwrook infected you with stupidity.
The same strain of madness that killed the ugly idiot could kill you if you don't change your way .

What hav we achieved from the ones they launchd? Did it affect our GDP??

IhateAfonjas:

Misplaced priorities

Waste of money

Waste of resources

Waste of manpower

Launching a rocket to space is more important than paying our old and suffering teachers you owe them ??

Answer this question and i will delete my Nairaland account

What are they going to the space to do ?? To discover the cure for cancer ??

Your comment sounds very stupid. FUTA decided to build satellite using their fund and you are talking of unpaid teachers. So FUTA should send money in their school account to goan pay teachers as if FUTA is the one owing the teachers? Which deep idiot is this one!

Kathmandu:
Since It would be launched from Akure I pray Buhari follow the Satellite to go and rest maybe do medical tourism with aliens since his illness can't be treated by mankind

The university said the satellite belonged to Japan, Ghana, Mongolia, Nigeria and Bangladesh, and would be launched into Space from Kennedy Space Centre in Florida, USA.

I've long realized that the vast majority of millenials - cybernauts precisely - lack the patience to fully absorb any reading material before proceeding to cough up a quick-whirr response, all in the name of having an opinion. Either that or many have had their ability to comprehend written text compromised due to the wanton usage of smart phones and contraptions of the like.

It's a sad state of affairs, really!

olaniyi0:
wow, this is good... i'm a futarian but i dnt knw about this sha

Me sef.

Very good we can now leave DSTV for those yeye people. Their subscription should not be too expenses o

banmee:


This is what amazes me about Nigerians. Even with the realities on ground, you still believe this kind of thing is possible in Nigeria. A country that cannot maintain a university toilet. A country that cannot provide simple electricity for it's citizen. A country that does not have the discipline to maintain infrastructure. Everything about projects in Nigeria is all about looting funds. Why and how una de think like this na?

Have you give to FUTA and you saw they can't maintain toilets? Have you gone to FUTA and you saw they can't maintain infrastructure? Try to stop being stupid. The program is funded by FUTA. Your comment is completely unreasonable.

Guseh:


Woww this is wonderful!
FUTA... making Nigeria great again.


www.premiumtimesng.com/news/232592-futa-sets-nigerian-record-to-launch-satellite-into-space.html

cc: lalasticlala

Was Nigeria great before

Why can't you launch your satellite in your country?

wadetaw202:


Have you give to FUTA and you saw they can't maintain toilets? Have you gone to FUTA and you saw they can't maintain infrastructure? Try to stop being stupid. The program is funded by FUTA. Your comment is completely unreasonable.

Lol. . .just because your idiotic mind wants to win an argument you are denying what happens in Nigeria. It's like asking me, "have you been to Nigeria to see if the country cannot provide electricity"? Why una mumu like this na? You guys are so gullible, even a five year old thinks better that you. What a people. Smh

Kathmandu:
Since It would be launched from Akure. I pray Buhari follow the Satellite to go and rest maybe do medical tourism with aliens since his illness can't be treated by mankind

please , you people should read the post now.
how can you comment objectively when you didn't even endeavor to read, let alone comprehend the post ?

blackberlin:
The information is contradictory. They're launching a satellite that belongs to Japan, Ghana, Nigeria and it's to be launched in the US, so how is FUTA launching the satellite?
Look at how skillfully they dished out information to confuse people. . . FUTA ko, FUTAbakalilki ni. . .

By partly funding it.

banmee:


Lol. . .just because your idiotic mind wants to win an argument you are denying what happens in Nigeria. It's like asking me, "have you been to Nigeria to see if the country cannot provide electricity"? Why una mumu like this na? You guys are so gullible, even a five year old thinks better that you. What a people. Smh

You arent just a mumu, you are a cursed bastardd. This program wasn't done by the federal government; it was done by FUTA. If you have any sense left in your demented head, you will realise that FUTA funded it from their purse. So how does an institution-funded project link to the nonsense you were writing if not dat you have lost your sense of reasoning like a gutter idiot?

wadetaw202:


You arent just a mumu, you are a cursed bastardd. This program wasn't done by the federal government; it was done by FUTA. If you have any sense left in your demented head, you will realise that FUTA funded it from their purse. So how does an institution-funded project link to the nonsense you were writing if not dat you have lost your sense of reasoning like a gutter idiot?

That is even worse. An institution churning out mediocre graduates plans to launch a satelite and your dull mind is lappint it up. Plus, you are too s.tupid to realize that something of that magnitude cannot just be done by an institution. They will need government funding for their bogus project. You think say launching a satelite na akara. Lol. Smh. And they wonder why the country is deplorable. When it's citizens cannot think with their faculties.