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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Johnsown1(m): 9:29pm On Jun 02, 2017
Stanley1155:
Pple just dey die anyhow for dat una two family maybe u dey wait make anoda pesin die for her family before u go tell am how u feel,Since na only wen person die u dey show am LOVE
Lol,u no get chill at all

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by thanki410(m): 9:29pm On Jun 02, 2017
goodnews777:
You need Jesus. Girl 17 have had heartbreaks? Whoever told her to give out that silly heart has misled her. Stay away from her.she might have marine spirit.

or even sub marine spirit grin
goodnews777:
You need Jesus. Girl 17 have had heartbreaks? Whoever told her to give out that silly heart has misled her. Stay away from her.she might have marine spirit.

or even sub marine spirit

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Codyt(m): 9:29pm On Jun 02, 2017
CrownStarPro:


She told me she is a boy in girl form.
Wait.... What!! Are you kidding? shocked shocked shocked shocked


Prove to her you're better than her soon-to-be lesbian partner. But don't ask me how.....
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by aadoiza: 9:29pm On Jun 02, 2017
Officialkplus:
Ppl are coming for you...

17 going to 18...??
Suffered many heart break shocked

Nawa oo
As in ehn.... I had to force myself to believe I saw 27 going to 28 after my first read.

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by kikilove(f): 9:33pm On Jun 02, 2017
Prince4945:
This generation
can't stop laughing grin cheesy

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by chimavalentine(m): 9:33pm On Jun 02, 2017
u too are too young for this,no advice for u guys.......face ur book.....nt love

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Angel196(f): 9:35pm On Jun 02, 2017
Stanley1155:
Pple just dey die anyhow for dat una two family maybe u dey wait make anoda pesin die for her family before u go tell am how u feel,Since na only wen person die u dey show am LOVE

This was so brutal and cruel but got me laughing really hard. cheesy

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Angel196(f): 9:38pm On Jun 02, 2017
uyisteven:


*****
You think you avoided the Friendzone?... gringrin..
.
.
My brother, you are the Chairman of the friendzone high table..

Lol, more like unremovable president.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by barallanee(f): 9:39pm On Jun 02, 2017
Hmmm DAT means ah don hook Na 17 going to 18 hrtbrks...wen I've nt even started dating.... It's shocking
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by gozie112(m): 9:42pm On Jun 02, 2017
UrennaNkoli:
you people just cook up meaningless stories just to make frontpage.
sis I'm telling u..yeye pple
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jun 02, 2017
The thing weak me no be small.
Officialkplus:
Ppl are coming for you...

17 going to 18...??
Suffered many heart break shocked

Nawa oo

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by dailyguide(m): 9:43pm On Jun 02, 2017
I think you need to seat her down an talk to her or get someone older. She is too young to have had several breakups. Lesbianism isn't even an alternative.

You can read here

How To Build Your Emotional Strength For Better Living : http://www.dailyguide.com.ng/2017/05/how-to-build-your-emotional-strength.html?m=1

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by crowley(m): 9:45pm On Jun 02, 2017
CrownStarPro:
Anyways.. I have run away fast fast.. I'm the only son of my mother... I can't kill myself over kitten....besides, I no even see advice here... NL get zero chill I swear... My realers don cap my advice... So I don March on
Bro b4 u match on, gimme her control so i can continue 4rm were u stop. i will hook her up wit my lesbian frnd so i can have three$ome while seeing some girl-on-girl action. grin grin and she cant turn full lesbian by the way. just bi. and i love bi's
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by chigo003(m): 9:46pm On Jun 02, 2017
When your parents read you post; they will be weeping.

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by adewotired: 9:47pm On Jun 02, 2017
The girl funny oh... You can't just want to be lesbian like that na grin
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Tinyemeka(m): 9:49pm On Jun 02, 2017
CrownStarPro:
Please NLanders, don't insult me oh... I need your candid advice. I have been processing my way to be her boyfriend. I started crushing on her since last year August. I avoided the friend zone sha.. Tho its not easy.

Now, I'm very close to getting her and she's telling me that she has suffered heartbreaks from many guys and hence she want to be a Lesbian.

The word sounded like DJ mix in my ears until she confirmed what she said by repeating it. I know when she's serious and the way she said it...She seems very serious about it.

Since morning, my chest just dey do me some how... I haven't told her to be my GF.

BTW, she's 17 going to 18 and I turned 20 recently.

I have thought about leaving her and just being her friend but I also have this urge that I can convince her but I don't know how...



She calls me romantic names and I call her romantic names too. I stood for her when her dad died, and she stood for me when I lost my brother.

She responds to my chats and messages quickly and accordingly.

She calls me at times just to know if I'm okay.

I know all these are green lights but this LESBIANISM of a thing took me aback....

She told me she is a boy in girl form.

Please... I need advice on what to do next. I love her. cry

Show her pic lemme see. undecided
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by NLProblemChild(m): 9:53pm On Jun 02, 2017
Her picture or I shut down dz thread
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by jc4real(m): 9:59pm On Jun 02, 2017
holywahala19:
see one of them mods that have been removing my topics and also 'awarding' me bans.





oya take am



Guy u are wicket u want to commit mother. grin grin
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Qriousity(m): 10:00pm On Jun 02, 2017
To all the hypocrites telling the poster to check his Jamb result or whatever you guys think by saying that you'll look matured, like men in their forties? Guess we now know who the childish ones are.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by bethyz(m): 10:00pm On Jun 02, 2017
You both are just kids. She sef doesn't know what she is saying . How many heart break at 17. Did she start dating at 13? You self believe all that crap.

Someone told me of a secondary school hostel where girls touch themselves at night. Maybe she has been involved in that too.

You are friend zoned already. If she was serious lesbianism won't come out .
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jun 02, 2017
Akshow:
Human sexuality doesn't work that way. People don't want to be lesbian, they are lesbian or bisexual.
You're right, but to add to that people aren't strictly gay/lesbian or bisexual. . .its more of a spectrum with bisexual/pansexual people at the middle and gay/straight people at the extreme ends. So if his crush is being serious I'd say she's just trying to figure out her sexuality

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by QuinofHearts(f): 10:05pm On Jun 02, 2017
Na mumu dey worry two of una...
Marine spirits dem

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by sorextee(m): 10:08pm On Jun 02, 2017
Mehn u pretty.. Im tripping..

cerowo:
Op run 4 yr life
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by CrownStarPro(m): 10:17pm On Jun 02, 2017
UrennaNkoli:
you people just cook up meaningless stories just to make frontpage.
Bro, I don't cook stories... Did it make FP? Shxt... I only came here for advice... And besides... I ve decided already.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Jfrankination(m): 10:18pm On Jun 02, 2017
NLProblemChild:
Her picture or I shut down dz thread
lol...easy

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by CrownStarPro(m): 10:18pm On Jun 02, 2017
Tinyemeka:


Show her pic lemme see. undecided
Let's leave matter this way... We both reside at Jikwoyi Abuja... I no ready for any long thing... Besides, I ve marched on
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by CrownStarPro(m): 10:23pm On Jun 02, 2017
dailyguide:

I think you need to seat her down an talk to her or get someone older. She is too young to have had several breakups. Lesbianism isn't even an alternative.

You can read here

How To Build Your Emotional Strength For Better Living : http://www.dailyguide.com.ng/2017/05/how-to-build-your-emotional-strength.html?m=1
Thanks..
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Revolva(m): 10:24pm On Jun 02, 2017

BTW, she's 17 going to 18 and I turned 20 recently.

ALL OF YOU ARE ONE BUNCH OF STEWPID JUVENILES...

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by EmperorShizzy: 10:24pm On Jun 02, 2017
Ishilove:
Smh. Op, both you and your crush don't know what you're doing. She's 17+ and has already suffered 'many heart breaks'. Like seriously?

So after suffering the so-called heartbreaks she is still giving you green light. That's how you know girls who will grow to become emotional leeches.

Omode l'on se yin. You two better face Jamb and leave relationships until you're both mature enough.

Lesbian ko, benlias ni.


Mama the Mama sad No chill
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by FunspoT(m): 10:24pm On Jun 02, 2017
...lols,had so much fun reading this thread,n I laughed like kilode,buh I think the story is not real,and if it is,then piorities are been misplaced by the Op who has been friendzoned and the Lesbo wannabe.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by smudge2079(m): 10:27pm On Jun 02, 2017
Are you not too young for this?

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by NLProblemChild(m): 10:30pm On Jun 02, 2017
Jfrankination:
lol...easy
eyan may weather.

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