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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by CrownStarPro(m): 10:31pm On Jun 02, 2017
FunspoT:
...lols,had so much fun reading this thread,n I laughed like kilode,buh I think the story is not real,and if it is,then piorities are been misplaced by the Op who has been friendzoned and the Lesbo wannabe.
It's real... And this Front page of a thing is attracting comments that are uncalled for.
I moved on besides, I am through with NCE... I am waiting for admission.. I wrote jamb and I passed wella... I decided to leave girls alone and face my future first... When money comes... Girls will surely run after me especially one that I saw at Nyanya market this Wednesday... That girl fine sha... That's BTW... Money and school first.... Others later.
Goodnight
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by FunspoT(m): 10:37pm On Jun 02, 2017
CrownStarPro:

It's real... And this Front page of a thing is attracting comments that are uncalled for.
I moved on besides, I am through with NCE... I am waiting for admission.. I wrote jamb and I passed wella... I decided to leave girls alone and face my future first... When money comes... Girls will surely run after me especially one that I saw at Nyanya market this Wednesday... That girl fine sha... That's BTW... Money and school first.... Others later.
Goodnight
CrownStarPro:




Good for you,priotize those things first,goodnight.


It's real... And this Front page of a thing is attracting comments that are uncalled for.
I moved on besides, I am through with NCE... I am waiting for admission.. I wrote jamb and I passed wella... I decided to leave girls alone and face my future first... When money comes... Girls will surely run after me especially one that I saw at Nyanya market this Wednesday... That girl fine sha... That's BTW... Money and school first.... Others later.
Goodnight
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by fidek(m): 10:38pm On Jun 02, 2017
CrownStarPro You were not forth coming with the question and she is probably a GIRL THAT DO, so she assumed that you are gay and since you didnot ask here out she now wants to join your gay team.

Best solution ask her out (ask her to be your girlfriend). She will then ask you, what took you so long.

I will leave you to figure out an answer.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by thestevens: 10:38pm On Jun 02, 2017
Is this a Nigerian movie or what has the world become?,@17 with so many heartbreak?,what happen when she is 21?,it will be divorce?.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Marshalxv(m): 10:39pm On Jun 02, 2017
uyisteven:

***** You think you avoided the Friendzone?... gringrin.. . . My brother, you are the Chairman of the friendzone high table..
Lol,abi chairman committee of friendzone.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by CrownStarPro(m): 10:46pm On Jun 02, 2017
U guys are making me feel remorseful for everything I have done... I know I wasted my time but I am not friendzoned.... A friend zoned guy won't press her boobs nor kiss her... I just want to be official in her life.. That's all... Gimme a go ahead and equip me with solid tips or tell me to back out (Which I've decided to do)

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by mayoor15(m): 10:54pm On Jun 02, 2017
CrownStarPro:
U guys are making me feel remorseful for everything I have done... I know I wasted my time but I am not friendzoned.... A friend zoned guy won't press her boobs nor kiss her... I just want to be official in her life.. That's all... Gimme a go ahead and equip me with solid tips or tell me to back out (Which I've decided to do)
This OP needs Jesus.... You case is special, continue pressing boobs and kissing shogbo.....Only God knows what you will do when you get to the university.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by CrownStarPro(m): 10:58pm On Jun 02, 2017
mayoor15:
This OP needs Jesus.... You case is special, continue pressing boobs and kissing shogbo.....Only God knows what you will do when you get to the university.
Where was Jesus when my mum was praying fervently for my brother who was in national hospital to survive and live?
My brother died before my mum could even say "Amen".... That Jesus has explanations to give my mum...
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by djeuneur: 11:00pm On Jun 02, 2017
opeoluwa20:
No more generation what we have now is generator

Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by sirfee(m): 11:11pm On Jun 02, 2017
CrownStarPro:
Anyways.. I have run away fast fast.. I'm the only son of my mother... I can't kill myself over kitten....besides, I no even see advice here... NL get zero chill I swear... My realers don cap my advice... So I don March on
Guy,she is just deceiving you,she is not into you,you are the one obsessed.Ladies don't like bugs, you are still in the friendzone ministry,you are the vice chairman,Western Sahara chapter. Move on n*gga,cheers.

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by sydneoik(m): 11:12pm On Jun 02, 2017
make her understand your feelings.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by sydneoik(m): 11:14pm On Jun 02, 2017
thestevens:
Is this a Nigerian movie or what has the world become?,@17 with so many heartbreak?,what happen when she is 21?,it will be divorce?.

ask dem oooo
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Nobody: 11:16pm On Jun 02, 2017
Officialkplus:
Ppl are coming for you...

17 going to 18...??
Suffered many heart break shocked

Nawa oo

But seriously, ain't they suppose to be focused on their studies

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by ABbless(m): 11:27pm On Jun 02, 2017
Stanley1155:
Pple just dey die anyhow for dat una two family maybe u dey wait make anoda pesin die for her family before u go tell am how u feel,Since na only wen person die u dey show am LOVE

but bros habaaaaaa, you get bad mouth ooh. Chai!!! tufia

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by mayoor15(m): 11:29pm On Jun 02, 2017
CrownStarPro:

Where was Jesus when my mum was praying fervently for my brother who was in national hospital to survive and live?
My brother died before my mum could even say "Amen".... That Jesus has explanations to give my mum...
Hmmmm.... I lost someone so dear to me also weeks ago, but that won't make me question God and the efficacy of the name JESUS. If God allowed it to happen, he has his reason, you see, you can never call the name of Jesus and end in shame, that name is power, a strong tower that only the righteous runs into it and are safe. I guess you prefer your brother to keep staying on that bed for months, forget the loss, God did the best for him, your mum and family.

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by pmc01(m): 11:45pm On Jun 02, 2017
Ishilove:

For puzeze zoom
Biko, What is puzeze zoom? I hope it is not that you haff joined bad gang?
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by KENFERDYOORI(m): 11:47pm On Jun 02, 2017
"Many heartbreaks, 17-18" Ayam not understanding!
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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by pmc01(m): 11:48pm On Jun 02, 2017
CrownStarPro:
U guys are making me feel remorseful for everything I have done... I know I wasted my time but I am not friendzoned.... A friend zoned guy won't press her boobs nor kiss her... I just want to be official in her life.. That's all... Gimme a go ahead and equip me with solid tips or tell me to back out (Which I've decided to do)
Let's start with what your goal concerning her is. What's your motive?
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by fabre4: 12:09am On Jun 03, 2017
nairaland is becoming like 2go
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by naturefellow(m): 12:14am On Jun 03, 2017
One good thing about this supposed teenage OP is that he expressed himself in good English. Unlike others that would be abusing English on social media with incessant abbreviations, etc.

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Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by yanix: 12:17am On Jun 03, 2017
Hmmm 17 going to 18 don surfer many heart break wen she start am,at age13 or 14 God help us
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by naturefellow(m): 12:17am On Jun 03, 2017
CrownStarPro:

Where was Jesus when my mum was praying fervently for my brother who was in national hospital to survive and live?
My brother died before my mum could even say "Amen".... That Jesus has explanations to give my mum...
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by CrownStarPro(m): 12:21am On Jun 03, 2017
pmc01:

Let's start with what your goal concerning her is. What's your motive?
I wish to date her. .. Asin... To be official... I only need advice on how to take her mind off lesbianism... She wouldn't want to have sex.. Just romance (kissing and boobs stuff).

But it's over sha... All motives aborted....

MISSION ABORTED/CHANGED.... Anyone abeg
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by lexy2014: 12:39am On Jun 03, 2017
CrownStarPro:
Please NLanders, don't insult me oh... I need your candid advice. I have been processing my way to be her boyfriend. I started crushing on her since last year August. I avoided the friend zone sha.. Tho its not easy.

Now, I'm very close to getting her and she's telling me that she has suffered heartbreaks from many guys and hence she want to be a Lesbian.

The word sounded like DJ mix in my ears until she confirmed what she said by repeating it. I know when she's serious and the way she said it...She seems very serious about it.

Since morning, my chest just dey do me some how... I haven't told her to be my GF.

BTW, she's 17 going to 18 and I turned 20 recently.

I have thought about leaving her and just being her friend but I also have this urge that I can convince her but I don't know how...



She calls me romantic names and I call her romantic names too. I stood for her when her dad died, and she stood for me when I lost my brother.

She responds to my chats and messages quickly and accordingly.

She calls me at times just to know if I'm okay.

I know all these are green lights but this LESBIANISM of a thing took me aback....

She told me she is a boy in girl form.

Please... I need advice on what to do next. I love her. cry
she's 17 going to 18 and yet she's suffered many heartbreaks.when did she start dating, at 12?d result of getting exposed 2 sexual & romantic r/ship at a very young age is what u are experiencing with ur friend. she wasn't emotionally matured 4 these things now she's a bit lost as 2 were she'll find emotional security. sorry 2 break ur heart but she might already b trying out what she's saying. if u say u love her, now its d time 2 prove it. remember love is not always about romance. would u still love her& stand by her if she were a lesbian?
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Dindondin(m): 12:43am On Jun 03, 2017
Officialkplus:
Ppl are coming for you...
17 going to 18...?? Suffered many heart break shocked
Nawa oo
lmao
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Nobody: 12:45am On Jun 03, 2017
CrownStarPro:
U guys are making me feel remorseful for everything I have done... I know I wasted my time but I am not friendzoned.... A friend zoned guy won't press her boobs nor kiss her... I just want to be official in her life.. That's all... Gimme a go ahead and equip me with solid tips or tell me to back out (Which I've decided to do)
Before twenty? You don start press & suck bosom? The Lord is good
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by Nobody: 12:46am On Jun 03, 2017
CrownStarPro:

Where was Jesus when my mum was praying fervently for my brother who was in national hospital to survive and live?
My brother died before my mum could even say "Amen".... That Jesus has explanations to give my mum...
Lol. You matter pass federal government own
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by nonny400(m): 12:51am On Jun 03, 2017
cerowo:
Op run 4 yr life
Damn lady, you're fine.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by dinachi(m): 12:56am On Jun 03, 2017
CrownStarPro:
Please NLanders, don't insult me oh... I need your candid advice. I have been processing my way to be her boyfriend. I started crushing on her since last year August. I avoided the friend zone sha.. Tho its not easy.

Now, I'm very close to getting her and she's telling me that she has suffered heartbreaks from many guys and hence she want to be a Lesbian.

The word sounded like DJ mix in my ears until she confirmed what she said by repeating it. I know when she's serious and the way she said it...She seems very serious about it.

Since morning, my chest just dey do me some how... I haven't told her to be my GF.

BTW, she's 17 going to 18 and I turned 20 recently.

I have thought about leaving her and just being her friend but I also have this urge that I can convince her but I don't know how...



She calls me romantic names and I call her romantic names too. I stood for her when her dad died, and she stood for me when I lost my brother.

She responds to my chats and messages quickly and accordingly.

She calls me at times just to know if I'm okay.

I know all these are green lights but this LESBIANISM of a thing took me aback....

She told me she is a boy in girl form.

Please... I need advice on what to do next. I love her. cry
Weak men everywhere! Go to all the threads , you see men crying every where. I am ashamed of you assholes.
Now listen. Is she the only girl in the world? Is her pussy made of gold? Before you met her were you not living fine? Why have you decided to be an embarrassment oh foolish man?
Be a man or cut off the useless balls dangling below you. I hate weaklings!

Dump her without thinking about it a second time! Let her go and lick rotten pussies.
Re: Help! Seems Like My Crush Is Insane by bejeria101(m): 1:42am On Jun 03, 2017
And you never insult other pple? Guy shift biko! Find a lesbian boyfriend and do the needful thank me later.

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