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We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Nobody: 10:14am On Jun 10, 2017 |
Good morning all and sorry for coming up with this story today. it's very real and as a mat 'o fact, it happened last night on the street. I've been trying and fighting so hard to bang this new girl so yesterday I was lucky she invited me over to her street to see me.. in the night I drove there, called her out she came out in a skimpy night gown. we leaned on my car talking and laughing over the funny jokes.. things got so romantic that my d*ck got hard. and since she was also contributing romantically to the feelings I had to grab her closer to me, placing my hands on her ass... squeezing it softly as she was silent all through.. with no bra on, I extended my hand to her boobs and I penetrated through her gown and pressed the soft thing expertly. everything happened in a rush that I didn't know when I got my face closer to hers to kiss her.. just when I got closer, she opened her mouth maybe to say a word or to return the kiss, cos the bad odour that came out from there left me unconscious that I didn't know when I fell on the ground but i stood up immediately to tell her that something bit my leg in other to cover up the whole drama. ![]() that was how I escaped death yesterday. I suspended everything and told her I was in a Hurry to meet someone, then left her that is why I'm here to testify about how my life was saved yesterday. it would've been a different thing if only I wasn't fast enough to dodge the noxious blow who knows when last the girl brushed her teeth. ![]() or is it that she ate a dead fish that night? cos it was a very horrible experience and because of this, I'm still contemplating if I should stop kissing girls. one of the most painful thing now is that , her type are the ones you see on nairaland here, blabbing around, complaining of receiving PMS from broke and ugly guys. when on a normal day, they can't take good care of their self ... they only take their bath when they want to go out ... some even forget to brush like the one I met last night well it's all over now. so I need your help to know if I should buy her a toothpaste and a brush or I should just buy her a packet of detergent to use and wash her mouth. I heard that detergents like ARIEL reacts very fast.. your contribution will go a long way to save the poor girl 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Nobody: 10:22am On Jun 10, 2017 |
Ok ![]() |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by AngelicDamsel(f): 10:28am On Jun 10, 2017 |
I know her, She sells agbo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But op why should u roll with dirty girls like Shukura the agbo seller ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 6 Likes
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Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by hmbassey1960(m): 10:29am On Jun 10, 2017 |
Lol! GOD GO PUNISH YOU 3 Likes |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by sllylie(f): 10:32am On Jun 10, 2017 |
You should have died 5 Likes |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by McBrooklyn(m): 10:33am On Jun 10, 2017 |
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Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by TANKDESTROYER(m): 10:33am On Jun 10, 2017 |
Choi!!!!!... 1 Like |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by dingbang(m): 10:36am On Jun 10, 2017 |
You didn't meet her through nairaland so why correlate her with nairaland females? 3 Likes |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by chrisseun(m): 10:36am On Jun 10, 2017 |
Foxyn: Lol, me faked a cough ni oo. 2 Likes |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by smardray(m): 10:39am On Jun 10, 2017 |
Decatalyst... Tell op something wicked and disheartening... He deserves it 2 Likes |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Nobody: 10:42am On Jun 10, 2017 |
AngelicDamsel:please what do you mean by "Dirty girl" ![]() cos I'm 100% sure the girl I met last night is very more classy than you. do you think I will drive my car to meet a local and an unkempt girl? please let me know what u meant |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by AngelicDamsel(f): 10:53am On Jun 10, 2017 |
Foxyn: 1 Like
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Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by michealjames3969(m): 11:08am On Jun 10, 2017 |
You Should Have Told Her Even If You Just Want Lamborghini And Judiciary Her Because Of Her Coming Husband Or Lover My Opinion Though 1 Like |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by hernandson(m): 11:54am On Jun 10, 2017 |
recession worm must have gotten inside some human head I swear 1 Like |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by decatalyst(m): 12:20pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
smardray: just when I got closer, she opened her mouth maybe to say a word or to return the kiss, cos the bad odour that came out from there left me unconscious that I didn't know when I fell down Ewwww! How I wish this bloda called Foxyn just fall and not stand again. Since you are 'FOX' I thought you should have looked for a Vixen nau ![]() 1 Like |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Qriousity(m): 12:47pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
This story is full of humour, it got me rolling. If you really like her, visit her again and try kissing her to find out if the odour is K constant. |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by ikbnice(m): 2:43pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
She obviously has halitosis. See what you can do to help capacity unless you only want to dig her hole. |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Nobody: 3:22pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Qriousity:bro what if I die in the process?
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Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Qriousity(m): 3:56pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Foxyn:lolz! You won't. |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by bossvinqualad25(m): 5:49pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
I don't know y I hate mouth odour |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by miccoy(m): 7:38pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
I smell lie in your write up So, you meant to tell us that while chatting with her you didn't notice the mouth odour, but it's when you wanted kissing her you noticed? #Tiri Gbosa for you!!! 1 Like |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
"Things got so tough that I didn't know when I got my face closer to hers to kiss her ".. miccoy:Take your time and read the bolded above your comment ... this is how you fail exam. you skim through without taking time to understand the content or do I have to tell you the meaning of the word 'Closer' again? ![]() |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by kachi7021(m): 10:04pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Op u must finish what u started... .. ![]() |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Lwkmd |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Erums(m): 11:08pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Foxyn: Guy wtf.... U dey fall hand na... Ur story is wack |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Nobody: 11:09pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Op is the one who has mouth odour. He jst made up the story to feel gud abt himself. Reverse psychology at work |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Portgas(m): 11:30pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
chrisseun:may god forgive u people who make us go through the pain of scrolling |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Portgas(m): 11:33pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Erums:as for u... nay God punish u 1 Like |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Nobody: 11:42pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
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Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:49pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
foxyn ,u shud av jus gone wit d flo now..the consequences are not dire...jes 2 to 3 months in comatose shouldn't hurt ryt? |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Erums(m): 6:08am On Jun 11, 2017 |
Portgas: U wrong man... God doesnt take instructions from men.... Wanna use dis medium to remind u again.... Your story is wack 1 Like |
Re: We Were About Kissing, And This Happened by Nobody: 6:58am On Jun 11, 2017 |
Erums:pls go and write a dope one |
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