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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lordfalcao(m): 12:41am On Aug 04, 2017
diggz:


Same way you failed to attract Mikel,hazard and morata but was able to attract mata,lukaku and matic,the rejects from the bridge or adabowale whose French uncle wasn't willing to buy for 20pounds or same way you have been attracting old tired legs/hands from bayern and barca,right? Bros find another thing talk.

Bros... same madrid that strolled into your team some years ago to price away lord ororo. Your club aint fit enuff[sub][/sub] to be in any form of pissing competition with madrid bros. Forget all this una agidi!
grin grin you dy mind am
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 12:53am On Aug 04, 2017
hinky:


I think its AB-BA-AB-BA... Meaning if chelsea is A and Arsenal is B, chelsea plays 1, arsenal plays two, dn chelsea plays again...It was formally AB-AB-AB... Normal penalty shootout system


Thanks

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by DarkRebel69: 2:03am On Aug 04, 2017
Ibime:

I'm glad my daughter fine like her daddy. On the other hand, any woman that attempts to allow you pass your nasal features to the next generation should be given VIP pass to the abortion clinic.

I hope an ape like yourself will not have any daughters, otherwise you would be the one to pay bride price to the groom when the time comes

You are the reason HR professionals advise people never to put their face on CV. Hunchbacks wouldn't swap shoulders for your nose.

Even if you mind your own business, you would still be a nosy neighbour.

If you sneeze down the phone, the person on the other line will catch ear infection.

There is enough cartilage in this nose for doctors to harvest and use as transplant for knee injuries. I have knee injury myself. Can you lend me some nose?

Don't let Pep catch you. He will use you to treat Gundogan.

I don't believe in reincarnation, but you must have been an anteater in your past life. Only you can smell what the rock is cooking.

I'm not usually one for reminiscing, but everytime I see your pictures, I get feelings of nostalgia.

See your big nose and tongue like monitor lizard. Can you lick your nose with your tongue?

Ghost of Christopher Marlowe! What vile sorcery is this?!!! grin

Really, all that is left is to enshrine the word "Nosa" on his tombstone, the most befitting epitaph for brother NOStradamus, the one and only knave with howling eyes of Tempest, with inattentive ears of Macbeth, with a nose so monstrous, one would think God willfully had it blown out of Shakesperian proportion.

Bis, chasten the rage of your pen with some humanity when next you quill, lest the ungodly hour of death is hastened for an unsuspecting swain.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:35am On Aug 04, 2017
chelseafan1, see Hidden dey p1mp himself to Barcelona

Hazard to Barca

22.25: Chelsea star Eden Hazard has reportedly offered himself to Barcelona following Neymar's £200m move to Paris Saint-Germain.

Neymar finalised his £200m move to Paris Saint-Germain today, leaving Barcelona with a huge void to fill in attack.

However, the Catalan side might not have much difficulty finding a replacement with Hazard reportedly keen to move to the Nou Camp.

Sensational reports from Spanish outlet Don Balon claim the Chelsea star has wasted no time and has already reached out to Barca.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/836384/Chelsea-Transfer-News-LIVE-Diego-Costa-Barcelona-Eden-Hazard-Ross-Barkley
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Odunharry(m): 2:46am On Aug 04, 2017
raumdeuter:
chelseafan1, see Hidden dey p1mp himself to Barcelona

Hazard to Barca

22.25: Chelsea star Eden Hazard has reportedly offered himself to Barcelona following Neymar's £200m move to Paris Saint-Germain.

Neymar finalised his £200m move to Paris Saint-Germain today, leaving Barcelona with a huge void to fill in attack.

However, the Catalan side might not have much difficulty finding a replacement with Hazard reportedly keen to move to the Nou Camp.

Sensational reports from Spanish outlet Don Balon claim the Chelsea star has wasted no time and has already reached out to Barca.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/836384/Chelsea-Transfer-News-LIVE-Diego-Costa-Barcelona-Eden-Hazard-Ross-Barkley
Lmao. He offered himself
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SIRcumalot: 2:59am On Aug 04, 2017
diggz:


Same way you failed to attract Mikel,hazard and morata but was able to attract mata,lukaku and matic,the rejects from the bridge or adabowale whose French uncle wasn't willing to buy for 20pounds or same way you have been attracting old tired legs/hands from bayern and barca,right? Bros find another thing talk.

Bros... same madrid that strolled into your team some years ago to price away lord ororo. Your club aint fit enuff to be in any form of pissing competition with madrid bros. Forget all this una agidi!
una go just they rewrite history for bants.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Emaprince: 5:19am On Aug 04, 2017
Lol... If this hazard news is true eh... Then that guy deserves no support from the fans again. Atleast he should wait for clubs to make a bid for him..not him reaching out to madrid, and now barca?

And its high time chelsea start planning for life after him cos he'll surely leave. I'm just hoping that the club put a very huge amount on his head.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 5:22am On Aug 04, 2017
Emaprince:
Lol... If this hazard news is true eh... Then that guy deserves no support from the fans again. Atleast he should wait for clubs to make a bid for him..not him reaching out to madrid, and now barca?

And its high time chelsea start planning for life after him cos he'll surely leave. I'm just hoping that the club put a very huge amount on his head.

Chelsea is a small club, hazard is only aspiring for Greatness...Barca has like 3 times your trophy haul, Who can blame the poor boy for wanting to ditch your backwaters of a club?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 5:30am On Aug 04, 2017
raumdeuter:
chelseafan1, see Hidden dey p1mp himself to Barcelona

Hazard to Barca

22.25: Chelsea star Eden Hazard has reportedly offered himself to Barcelona following Neymar's £200m move to Paris Saint-Germain.

Neymar finalised his £200m move to Paris Saint-Germain today, leaving Barcelona with a huge void to fill in attack.

However, the Catalan side might not have much difficulty finding a replacement with Hazard reportedly keen to move to the Nou Camp.

Sensational reports from Spanish outlet Don Balon claim the Chelsea star has wasted no time and has already reached out to Barca.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/836384/Chelsea-Transfer-News-LIVE-Diego-Costa-Barcelona-Eden-Hazard-Ross-Barkley

I'll be the happiest man on earth if the deal pulls through....I love Barca b4,i love Messi, I love Hazard.....the Neymar that made me hate Barca has left.....Barca will become my second team, Hazard will eventually win the ucl easily and the Ballon D'or tongue

I am literally praying to God for this deal to pull through, God biko grant my wish, Hazard is the best for Barca and Messi.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 5:39am On Aug 04, 2017
Chelseafan1:


I'll be the happiest man on earth if the deal pulls through....I love Barca b4,i love Messi, I love Hazard.....the Neymar that made me hate Barca has left.....Barca will become my second team, Hazard will eventually win the ucl easily and the Ballon D'or tongue

I am literally praying to God for this deal to pull through, God biko grant my wish, Hazard is the best for Barca and Messi.

Chelseafan1 we go disown you for here when next we read this kind thing from you.

If we even need to sell hazard na madrid we go sell to, not barca.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 5:45am On Aug 04, 2017
diggz:


Chelseafan1 we go disown you for here when next we read this kind thing from you.

If we even need to sell hazard na madrid we go sell to, not barca.

Bros na either of the two clubs o, I fit count like 4 pple for here wey no kuku fancy Hazard and I dey 100% sure say Airmark, Hensben and Bigkesh go equally dey happy for Hazard to join a better team, a well organised team that has Messi, Pique, Iniesta and Suarez, infact, if Barca no sign that boy, I no go happy.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 6:52am On Aug 04, 2017
All this rumor on serge aurier, I hope it is not true Sha!? Before crazy arabs choose to do us like barca.

Abeg make una free psg players o! I can't shout biko.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by DarkRebel69: 6:59am On Aug 04, 2017
If Hazard makes it to Barça, plays under the stern guidance of Ernesto Valverde, and gets immersed body and soul into the team's philosophy, he could easily go ahead to win the Balon d'or. His talent is more than sufficient, and he's more than battle-hardened, thanks to the spartan rigours of English football. Plus, he's always had a shining quality that was lacking in Neymar: "Discipline". I trust Messi and Suarez to help sharpen his goal-scoring ability against the whetstone of their experience, 'cause that I believe to be his only major blindspot.

All in all, he's more than suitable replacement for the Brazilian filth, and I'd be very much happy to have a player of such sovereign quality on my side. But knowing how cunt-witted Bartomeu and his board of idea-less zombies are, it'll probably all come to nought.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 7:56am On Aug 04, 2017
DarkRebel69:
If Hazard makes it to Barça, plays under the stern guidance of Ernesto Valverde, and gets immersed body and soul into the team's philosophy, he could easily go ahead to win the Balon d'or. His talent is more than sufficient, and he's more than battle-hardened, thanks to the spartan rigours of English football. Plus, he's always had a shining quality that was lacking in Neymar: "Discipline". I trust Messi and Suarez to help sharpen his goal-scoring ability against the whetstone of their experience, 'cause that I believe to be his only major blindspot.

All in all, he's more than suitable replacement for the Brazilian filth, and I'd be very much happy to have a player of such sovereign quality on my side. But knowing how cunt-witted Bartomeu and his board of idea-less zombies are, it'll probably all come to nought.
Shut Up you are saying trash...... Hidden Hazard is Garbage

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by DarkRebel69: 8:10am On Aug 04, 2017
Neymar1095:

Shut Up you are saying trash...... Hidden Hazard is Garbage

To you, not to me, and surely not to any fan of the sport with a keen, unbiased judgement.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:16am On Aug 04, 2017
Chelseafan1:


Bros na either of the two clubs o, I fit count like 4 pple for here wey no kuku fancy Hazard and I dey 100% sure say Airmark, Hensben and Bigkesh go equally dey happy for Hazard to join a better team, a well organised team that has Messi, Pique, Iniesta and Suarez, infact, if Barca no sign that boy, I no go happy.

He should join madrid, not barca, after winning ucl with us.

diggz:
All this rumor on serge aurier, I hope it is not true Sha!? Before crazy arabs choose to do us like barca.

Abeg make una free psg players o! I can't shout biko.

Psg wanted him out long ago, no problem. This is going to be a good buy, we discussed him here few weeks ago.
Aurier at rwb and sandro at lwb will be dope, if it happens. Morata will be forced to score goals.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 8:17am On Aug 04, 2017
Wow so you folks think Hazard is foolish enough to reduce himself by offering himself to Barcelona. Even if Hazard isn't as loud mouthed and egocentric as other players and likes to portray himself has calm and cool do you honesty believe he has no self respect.

Hazard wears No10. Both club and country, you think he wants to play second fiddle to anybody, even though he isn't a selfish player. He would never have a legacy at Barca.

Use your brains, some1 that called Zizuo, a whole Zizuo (#respect) and told him he isn't going to Madrid and they gave the number10 to modric.

You can't buy honour, neymar isn't losing anything by leaving Barcelona to PSG, but Hazard will lose a lot if he moves to Barcelona

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 8:21am On Aug 04, 2017
airmark:


He should join madrid, not barca, after winning ucl with us.



Psg wanted him out long ago, no problem. This is going to be a good buy, we discussed about him here few weeks ago.
Aurier at rwb and sandro at lwb will be dope, if it happens. Morata will be forced to score goals.

Is the Aurier and Sandro deal likely to happen?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRico(m): 8:27am On Aug 04, 2017
BlueAngel444:
Wow so you folks think Hazard is foolish enough to reduce himself by offering himself to Barcelona. Even if Hazard isn't as loud mouthed and egocentric as other players and likes to portray himself has calm and cool do you honesty believe he has no self respect.

Hazard wears No10. Both club and country, you think he wants to play second fiddle to anybody, even though he isn't a selfish player. He would never have a legacy at Barca.

Use your brains, some1 that called Zizuo, a whole Zizuo (#respect) and told him he isn't going to Madrid and they gave the number10 to modric.

You can't buy honour, neymar isn't losing anything by leaving Barcelona to PSG, but Hazard will lose a lot if he moves to Barcelona
I see your supplies have really arrived

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 8:29am On Aug 04, 2017
DarkRebel69:
If Hazard makes it to Barça, plays under the stern guidance of Ernesto Valverde, and gets immersed body and soul into the team's philosophy, he could easily go ahead to win the Balon d'or. His talent is more than sufficient, and he's more than battle-hardened, thanks to the spartan rigours of English football. Plus, he's always had a shining quality that was lacking in Neymar: "Discipline". I trust Messi and Suarez to help sharpen his goal-scoring ability against the whetstone of their experience, 'cause that I believe to be his only major blindspot.

All in all, he's more than suitable replacement for the Brazilian filth, and I'd be very much happy to have a player of such sovereign quality on my side. But knowing how cunt-witted Bartomeu and his board of idea-less zombies are, it'll probably all come to nought.

Neymar was the "future" of barca, but the barca team even though they pride themselves in homegrown talent or better still academic graduate, they have been hopeless in that regard for years now. Not 1 single star from their so called famous academy to replace Neymar.

I mean there should be some1 in @least Boga's level to step up and replace Neymar, if not Chelsea could just loan Boga to you, except you feel Messi isn't enough anymore that you still need Coutinho

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 8:32am On Aug 04, 2017
PietroRico:
I see your supplies have really arrived

Ya undecided and hope your ready to sell yourself to afford them... your the market remember

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 8:42am On Aug 04, 2017
ManU haven't even signed Perisic, it's Neymar there fans are dreaming... undecided

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Tval(m): 8:50am On Aug 04, 2017
Those wey want make Hazard join Barca, make una follow am sha, we wey be Chelsea FC supporters go still dey here.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 8:51am On Aug 04, 2017
airmark:


He should join madrid, not barca, after winning ucl with us.



Psg wanted him out long ago, no problem. This is going to be a good buy, we discussed about him here few weeks ago.
Aurier at rwb and sandro at lwb will be dope, if it happens. Morata will be forced to score goals.
Any chance that we will still sign Sandro?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:54am On Aug 04, 2017
BlueAngel444:


Is the Aurier and Sandro deal likely to happen?

It may happen

hensben:
Any chance that we will still sign Sandro?

If juve gets telles, we may get sandro.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Griffon: 9:08am On Aug 04, 2017
cool

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Tval(m): 9:08am On Aug 04, 2017
raumdeuter:
chelseafan1, see Hidden dey p1mp himself to Barcelona

Hazard to Barca

22.25: Chelsea star Eden Hazard has reportedly offered himself to Barcelona following Neymar's £200m move to Paris Saint-Germain.

Neymar finalised his £200m move to Paris Saint-Germain today, leaving Barcelona with a huge void to fill in attack.

However, the Catalan side might not have much difficulty finding a replacement with Hazard reportedly keen to move to the Nou Camp.

Sensational reports from Spanish outlet Don Balon claim the Chelsea star has wasted no time and has already reached out to Barca.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/836384/Chelsea-Transfer-News-LIVE-Diego-Costa-Barcelona-Eden-Hazard-Ross-Barkley
Don balon, lol. Spanish "TheSun".
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Griffon: 9:09am On Aug 04, 2017
Frank Lampard has joined BT Sport as a pundit, and will work alongside Steven Gerrard, Rio Ferdinand and Paul Scholes in the studio next season.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 9:10am On Aug 04, 2017
airmark:


It may happen



If juve gets telles, we may get sandro.

But £60m for sandro when Chelsea has the best lwb in EPL, and Marco alonso has stepped up to probably top 10 on the world @ his position.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 9:21am On Aug 04, 2017
diggz:


Same way you failed to attract Mikel,hazard and morata but was able to attract mata,lukaku and matic,the rejects from the bridge or adabowale whose French uncle wasn't willing to buy for 20pounds or same way you have been attracting old tired legs/hands from bayern and barca,right? Bros find another thing talk.

Bros... same madrid that strolled into your team some years ago to price away lord ororo. Your club aint fit enuff to be in any form of pissing competition with madrid bros. Forget all this una agidi!

Morata has made your whole post a total fail, and to think you even mentioned Mikel

okay sir, bye

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 9:23am On Aug 04, 2017
Griffon:
Frank Lampard has joined BT Sport as a pundit, and will work alongside Steven Gerrard, Rio Ferdinand and Paul Scholes in the studio next season.

That's a mad coup. I though he was going to sign for Sky like his cousin, considering that his audition was on either MNF or FNF, and he's appeared on sky programs like league of your own several times, also with his cousin.

BT should be able to drop Paul Scholes now - his punditry is as dull as himself. While they're at it, they should also ditch Michael Owen who is also mind numbingly dull.

Lampards punditry is intelligent and insightful, though not as good as Rio Ferdinand sha.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 9:23am On Aug 04, 2017
BlueAngel444:


But £60m for sandro when Chelsea has the best lwb in EPL, and Marco alonso has stepped up to probably top 10 on the world @ his position.

At this point i dont care about the amount again. Alonso looks weak when troubled by a sharp winger. Both offensively and defensively, sandro looks more solid to me.

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