Nihilist:


That mail should be returned to sender.

Until Ake wins the league playing for a team at 5000/1 odds, then he should shut up and take notes when Drinkwater speaks

Return shipping cost - £30.

bigkesh:
Ladies and gentlemen, we can now confirm that Okazaki is better than Marcus RashFord and Ihenacho

Iheanacho has to see shirt first. Musa was the foxes record signing this time last year and is still rotting in reserves while Okazaki is going strong.

Slimani came with enough hype and fan fare. I think he also broke the transfer record self. Okazaki handed him the seatbelt for his bench seat.

That aside, please don't compare a Prodigy like Rashford to a non-entity like Ake. Rashford is a first team member at the most prestigious club in the UK.

Ake is still trying to establish himself at Bournemouth.

There's a reason why their career trajectories are so different, and believe me, it's not age related. Rashford is a first team candidate under a youth averse manager sef.

hensben:
Ake is not English. You need English players in your team if you don't want the wrath of Ref in a game. Sir Alex used this strategy to dorminate English league.

Brother shuuu! Just talk say na your opinion you dey drop as no be fact.

diggz:


Nihilist can you please confirm if this mail is yours?

Should be returned back to sender, post haste, like the pharcydes letter.

We under new management

This Ake yarns dey make me laugh sef.

If I start digging out my old posts, yall would have seen that I almost predicted his sale, even though I didn't know it myself.

Nihilist:


Should be returned back to sender, post haste, like the pharcydes letter.

We under new management

I need payment of £30 before I can agree to return the mail.

diggz:


Brother shuuu! Just talk say na your opinion you dey drop as no be fact.

Na my observation over the years i don dey watch epl.

hensben:
Na my observation over the years i don dey watch epl.

No wahala.

diggz:


I need payment of £30 before I can agree to return the mail.

I will just dump it in the bin like the trash that it is anyway...

No skin off my nose...

hensben:
Ake is not English. You need English players in your team if you don't want the wrath of Ref in a game. Sir Alex used this strategy to dorminate English league.

Are you okay bro?

You just went from Ake doesn't qualify as homegrown to Ake is not English, English wins matches, all within seconds.

Homegrown rule doesn't care about your Nationality. You just have to be registered with an FA team for three seasons prior to your 21st birthday.

Speaking of winning with English talents, mind explaining why Bournemouth who with 13 different Englishmen are yet to qualify for Europe?

Nihilist:


I will just dump it in the bin like the trash that it is anyway...

No skin off my nose...

Check your jackbauers mailbox for some real mail and let me know the results! Cheerio!

hensben:
You need English players in your team if you don't want the wrath of Ref in a game. Sir Alex used this strategy to dominate English league.

Na only for this una thread we go fit read this kind of rubbish! Hensben lie say you no dey smoke high grade kusha Kane? Lie make I see!

hensben:
Ake is not English. You need English players in your team if you don't want the wrath of Ref in a game. Sir Alex used this strategy to dorminate English league.

Ah.

No offence bro.

But is this why they call you Hen's brain? Because I dey confuse here o.

Once again, No offence.

diggz:


If you weren't itching to criticize a post you didn't understand while trying to pass yourself as being knowledgeable,you won't be here acting confused and telling me I have drifted out of scope with a post I made.

If my initial post wasn't clear enough for you why didn't you just ask me to clarify my position instead of you attacking my post.

So you don't want to bet on pens because it is unpredictable? But you can quote Mendelian law of assortment and tell me the ratio is 75 - 25 accurate, right? Why not use the Mendelian law to resolve it and make it more predictable since you are a scholar in sciences and I am not?

I don't know what you consider to be true. From what I can tell, all you wanted to do is show off, argue and not have a discourse. It was way too obvious in all Ur cheap/ subtle/weak undertones.

Bros......when next you don't understand a persons post,ask qxns and save urself from Ur arrogance!

Mr man shut it who told you I Didn't understand your post. I just don't want to start debating rubbish with an obviously knobhead like you. Good day

funlord:





Check your jackbauers mailbox for some real mail and let me know the results! Cheerio!

Replied bruh.

Bimffo:

Ah.
No offence bro.
But is this why they call you Hen's brain? Because I dey confuse here o.
Once again, No offence.

Diggz or Griffon do your job na. Hian

eph12:



Diggz or Griffon do your job na. Hian

You dey see upper-cut wey person dash person, you still dey talk delivery.

Dem dey deliver direct punch for una country?

Our mission is clear enough; to deliver distorted jabs, punches and high-grade trolls to the final consumer - Cobham Express Services.

diggz:

Dyabman .. na were u run enter since?

hustling , dem Nateevs , ibime , FBS no one help person �, man gaz hustle

Take cover
Shots fired sporadically
Make una take am easy

Griffon:


You dey see upper-cut wey person dash person, you still dey talk delivery.

Dem dey deliver direct punch for una country?

Our mission is clear enough; to deliver distorted jabs, punches and high-grade trolls to the final consumer - Cobham Express Services.

Mad man lol

Segadem:
haba see long epistle!
Maybe what he meant was penalty shoot-out is 50-50 to either team
Pelle of Brazil said "it is only a bad penalty that will be missed"

Wait u really read the whole thing

CapitalCee:

Mr man shut it who told you I Didn't understand your post. I just don't want to start debating rubbish with an obviously knobhead like you. Good day

Cc diggz

After nepa, police, mailers are probably the most hated

Griffon:


You dey see upper-cut wey person dash person, you still dey talk delivery.

Dem dey deliver direct punch for una country?

Our mission is clear enough; to deliver distorted jabs, punches and high-grade trolls to the final consumer - Cobham Express Services.

Now that's just a messed up job description.

CapitalCee:

Mr man shut it who told you I Didn't understand your post. I just don't want to start debating rubbish with an obviously knobhead like you. Good day

Oga Mendelian law....!

Ibime:
Stewpidity is selling Ake for £20m, then chasing Drinkwater for £30m.

This is where is all began, at 12:39 hmm . That brought about this. BUT WHY

Bimffo:


Ah.

No offence bro.

But is this why they call you Hen's brain? Because I dey confuse here o.

Once again, No offence.

Lol

No dull moment here

Nihilist:
Ake wasn't good enough according to Conte.

No arguments from me here.

Conte: Bakayoko is a good signing for us. Very young. "My idea" was to give Bakayoko the right time to adapt in the league behind Matic

I just say make I drop am here.
I'll be on my way now and will check my voice mail when I return

PietroRico:
Conte: Bakayoko is a good signing for us. Very young. "My idea" was to give Bakayoko the right time to adapt in the league behind Matic

I just say make I drop am here.
I'll be on my way now and will check my voice mail when I return

Nice one

PietroRico:
Conte: Bakayoko is a good signing for us. Very young. "My idea" was to give Bakayoko the right time to adapt in the league behind Matic

I just say make I drop am here.
I'll be on my way now and will check my voice mail when I return

Wow.....

Conte dey Vex seriously.

But who is doing this to the man? Who is frustrating him like This?

PietroRico:
Conte: Bakayoko is a good signing for us. Very young. "My idea" was to give Bakayoko the right time to adapt in the league behind Matic

I just say make I drop am here.
I'll be on my way now and will check my voice mail when I return

This cannot be right. You mean to say that Conte did not "ship" Matic out?
We are not having this.

Griffon:
Okay guys, my delivery company - Cobham Express is recruiting. Yeah, you heard that right.

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Your day will typically start at 07:30am by planning your delivery route, so local knowledge and experience of multi drop delivery are needed.

Ideally you will have previous experience as a Delivery Driver, Van Driver and Multi Drop Delivery Driver. Not much hassle, just show us what you can do.

On top of your hourly rate there is the potential for multi drop bonus for over achieving targets. Working 5 days a week. Weekend shifts are available, but optional. No bank holidays.




It's a new season and a lot of packages gotta be delivered.

P.S If you are not a Chelsea fan and you don't reside in Cobham but you wish to work with Cobham Express, you can apply for a work permit. We are here for you.

Bros, one thing dey miss for here. THE ABILITY TO DECIPHER THE REAL OWNER OF A MAIL BEARING NO ADDRESS.


The mails wey people dey send no dey carry address again. Thanks

Griffon:


Are you okay bro?

You just went from Ake doesn't qualify as homegrown to Ake is not English, English wins matches, all within seconds.

Homegrown rule doesn't care about your Nationality. You just have to be registered with an FA team for three seasons prior to your 21st birthday.

Speaking of winning with English talents, mind explaining why Bournemouth who with 13 different Englishmen are yet to qualify for Europe?

I am talking about the good English players not just random ones.