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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Nobody: 9:46pm On Aug 13, 2017
Laveda:


Not at all.

Nice lines. smiley You got me..

Naijaboiy take note. grin
na so... I cannot come all d way from sambisa and loose d challenge...

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Buharison: 9:46pm On Aug 13, 2017
Sai baba
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Buharison: 9:46pm On Aug 13, 2017
Baba
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Buharison: 9:47pm On Aug 13, 2017
Enemies of state
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by naijaboiy: 9:48pm On Aug 13, 2017
zicoraads:
This Naijab oiy head de pain am sha undecided Why am I not on the list of people to woo? undecided
Bros I hail o!

You no declare interest na! grin
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by 4ckyou: 9:49pm On Aug 13, 2017
naijaboiy:

Please are you ready with your lines sir?

lines? I have no lines I just have to tell her what's on my mind.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by WrathOfHadez(m): 9:49pm On Aug 13, 2017
refiner:

Yea...in poetry..
rhyme is ending in same sound. There's no rhyme there. Are you so rich in mumuism?
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Draei: 9:49pm On Aug 13, 2017
Divay22:

You ain't serious right sad
First Half just ended.
Guess that' answered your question.

So what did I miss....

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by EmperorLee(m): 9:49pm On Aug 13, 2017
Laveda:


Lol.. Maybe sha, dunno

Love no be crime sha angry
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by 4our: 9:50pm On Aug 13, 2017
mediocre:
This shït is boring sha
na that one u see? The ugly girls that they are wooing no tire you

Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by naijaboiy: 9:50pm On Aug 13, 2017
dmgr:



I have waited for this opportunity for more than half a century to let u know that if you live to be a hundred,I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,so I never have to live without you.


I have million things to talk to you about but all I want in this world is you.

My heart began this journey the very first day I opened your profile ,I saw you were perfect and so I loved you. Then I saw you weren't perfect and I loved you more.

It was love at first sight,at last sight,at ever and ever sight.

Mimmzypie you know that overwhelming feeling of love? the one that makes you feel like you'd do anything for some one? only you can make me feel that way.

I want you to know that I am thinking about you right now even as am currently typing and no matter where you are and what you are doing just know that dmgr can't stop thinking about you.

Well they say a picture tells a thousand words but when I see yours all I see is three I LOVE U.

I always let my thoughts free so they could go anywhere but it's surprising how often they head in your direction.

It even reached an extent when sometimes I think of you when you are offline and smile to myself,people around will think I have gone nuts.

I know you deserve the world, and I know I can't give even half of it to you. So I'll give you the next best thing....my world.

mimmzypie you have gone deep in my heart where no feet could reach and I smile just at the mention of your moniker because it gives me waves of unfiltered yearning make me seek you like food.

I just want you, all of you, from your beautiful face and warm heart to your smiles and your laughs.

Though I can't bring the sun or moon to you, but I will promise to light your way brighter that both, and be at your side forever.

Though we haven't met yet, but if I were to describe the colour you represent, the I will go with the rainbow because you are beautiful,magical and finding someone as you is like finding a treasure.

And lastly just know that I will to anything and every thing to ensure that you stay happy forever.

My heart to you is given, do give yours to me so we could lock them up together, and throw away the key. Just know that I want you for always...days..years and eternities.


Come live in my heart.

MIND BLOWING!!! cheesy

Mimzzy you'll have to pick one. What you say? smiley

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by dacovajnr: 9:51pm On Aug 13, 2017
sunshineG:
I will like to seize this moment to appreciate all the members of the ukwu crew
Sinz for telling me to use religion to woo a religious girl, hence I used the heaven line
Davicur for supporting me cheesy
Thepussyhunter for unrelenting support wink
Our president bros lefulefu wink
"One ukwu under God' grin grin grin
Of course optional1 for giving me liver
Tgoddess for her tips yesterday

and all who appreciated my poem

Maky come over here baby kiss

" one ukwu under God" cheesy
@ the emboldened..My wife give you her liver chop? N'gbo optional1??and Tgoddess gave you Tips suck?










You're Recognized Bro..One Ukwu, Under God wink

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Draei: 9:51pm On Aug 13, 2017
Smallville10:
Dear Lave.da!

First i have to say that, diz words are no jokes. I thank naijaboiy for this opportunity. Dis is probably destiny working out thing btw us... I know how many times i have stalked ur profile...

There's something abt ur Location on ur profile that catches me... (you said u are right beside me)... I want nothing better than makin that a reality... I have come to understand that for man to exceed d skies he need a woman and when i look at u i see that woman... There is something abt d attraction from u that beats gravity. It pulls me closer and closer... Just looking at ur picture i see a future for us before my very eyes...

Lovely! I am not a perfect man and there aint no perfect woman but together we can both create a perfection beyond human beliefs... I am askin u and giving u an opportunity to be that woman that turns ma life around and fill me with love as i do same... I want nothing than u; u stole ma heart withot even knowing it... Am not complaining!

I look at u again and a see a beauty made from elements from continents around d world. Lav.eda i want nothing more but u love...
Say no more....

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by 4our: 9:51pm On Aug 13, 2017
EmperorLee:


(
yeyelee grin its jude long time bro
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by MrCork: 9:53pm On Aug 13, 2017
falconey:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHASAHABA HAHAAABBAHABAHABABA


Hhhshahahhshahhshas
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHABB



angry
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by TrapHedges(m): 9:53pm On Aug 13, 2017
WrathOfHadez:
rhyme is ending in same sound. There's no rhyme there. Are you so rich in mumuism?

u know more about stupidity than u know about rhymes, I must say
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by dacovajnr: 9:55pm On Aug 13, 2017
lefulefu:

grin grin grin grin is it ur wetness? grin
Na her wetness grin

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by optional1(f): 9:55pm On Aug 13, 2017
dacovajnr:
@ the emboldened..My wife give you her liver chop? N'gbo optional??and goddess gave you Tips suck?










You're Recognized Bro..One Ukwu, Under God wink


who be your wife Sabi you post you wedding photos here and seun bless you ba..


abeg i take ur left balls take beg you leave me alone oh..
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by MrCork: 9:55pm On Aug 13, 2017
falconey:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHASAHABA HAHAAABBAHABAHABABA


Hhhshahahhshahhshas
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHABB



...bro u steeeerrin at someone's priiiik?....that's the only thing that seems to excite u(no oofeense) undecided
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Nobody: 9:56pm On Aug 13, 2017
Smallville10:
Dear Laveda!

First i have to say that, diz words are no jokes. I thank naijaboiy for this opportunity. Dis is probably destiny working out thing btw us... I know how many times i have stalked ur profile...

There's something abt ur Location on ur profile that catches me... (you said u are right beside me)... I want nothing better than makin that a reality... I have come to understand that for man to exceed d skies he need a woman and when i look at u i see that woman... There is something abt d attraction from u that beats gravity. It pulls me closer and closer... Just looking at ur picture i see a future for us before my very eyes...

Lovely! I am not a perfect man and there aint no perfect woman but together we can both create a perfection beyond human beliefs... I am askin u and giving u an opportunity to be that woman that turns ma life around and fill me with love as i do same... I want nothing than u; u stole ma heart withot even knowing it... Am not complaining!

I look at u again and a see a beauty made from elements from continents around d world. Laveda i want nothing more but u love...
Lalas247 ,Benita27,Divay22 una dey miss romance film here oo cheesy

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Nobody: 9:56pm On Aug 13, 2017
Buharison:
Sai baba
Don't derail please
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Nobody: 9:56pm On Aug 13, 2017
kellycute:
Who's she that looketh forth as the morning?
Bright as the sun?
Her shape is like the work of an artist, which make me wanna hold her just like darkness hold the sky NIGHTLY
Her eyes is beautiful like the solar system which make me wanna become an ophthalmologist so that I can look into her eyes all day long

Her boobs is like a pomegranate halves, firm and pointed just like the tower of David

Her lips is like a cluster of vine which make me wanna kiss it just like raindrop kisses the flower, SLOWLY,

She walk elegantly like a queen

Her voice undulate with the wind which send current down my spine

Her name is Mimzyy
The Lilly among thorn.

Mimzyy.... telling you about your beauty is like asking if there will be day and night, because everyone know about that and trust me your mirror ain't lieing, and I just wanna chill and twist a lot
Your feeling burning in my heart as hell
Need to see you and feel you next to me
I provide everything you need and I like your smile I don't wanna see you cry
Got some stuff that I got to say and I hope you can let it burn babe
You are the star in my sky, the sun through my clouds, the wind in my sail and the calm in my storms. I could go on and on and I know you want that or we could get a little drink like a nightcap!



heheheh this one dey find fvck o...........e don pass wooing cheesy cheesy

make i go watch second half jareh

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by zicoraads: 9:57pm On Aug 13, 2017
naijaboiy:

Bros I hail o!

You no declare interest na! grin
I no know. Seeing this for the first time. Me wey for un-retire for some wooing. angry
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 13, 2017
EmperorLee:


Isn't that obvious? cheesy
how u mean
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 13, 2017
dacovajnr:
Na her wetness grin

grin grin

Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by dacovajnr: 9:57pm On Aug 13, 2017
shinarlaura:


Hahahahaha. You ve started.


But those lines can make someone to just fall wink
and you fell already grin btw, where were you all day long? undecided
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 13, 2017
MrCork:




...bro u steeeerrin at someone's priiiik?....that's the only thing that seems to excite u(no oofeense) undecided
crackhead don't derail
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by dacovajnr: 9:59pm On Aug 13, 2017
naijaboiy:

You're not far from the truth. But there is a reason why we had to do it.

You'll get to find out soon enough though.
It can only get better Baami wink

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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Nobody: 9:59pm On Aug 13, 2017
lefulefu:

Lala.s247 ,Beni.ta27,Diva.y22 una dey miss romance film here oo cheesy
Fùckboys with girlfriends looking for who to bleep. grin

You get time oh.
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by naijaboiy: 9:59pm On Aug 13, 2017
4ckyou:


lines? I have no lines I just have to tell her what's on my mind.
Okay please go ahead...
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by Khutie: 10:00pm On Aug 13, 2017
grin
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2017. [male Edition] by WrathOfHadez(m): 10:01pm On Aug 13, 2017
TrapHedges:


u know more about stupidity than u know about rhymes, I must say
mind your bizness, thou child of subnormal intelligence.

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