Theflash98:
:-Xbut you told us barca wana sign paulinho to please neymar...what happens now?

They said it was Neymar wey wan make dem sign Paulinho. Now neymar don go

what's the latest on coutinho and dembele ?

They are joining in the next few hours

PianoWizard:
what's the latest on coutinho and dembele ?

The rate at which bykebyke dey go, only Messi will wear the Barca jersey, play, coach, wear captain band, beat konga for stands, sweep stadium, give press statement after match and conduct transfer market affairs.

Baba. Cool down o. Na all the same players you dey abuse go still play for this team. Una (all Barca fans worldwide) will do well to try support them. This constant criticism is frankly counter-productive and very annoying!

Upnepaa:
They are joining in the next few hours

I am serious bro.

Guys another petition... Please sign .. enough is enough #bartomeuout

https://www.change.org/p/barcelo-bartamou-out-enough-is-enough?recruiter=364040748&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

If Messi feels uncomfortable at RW let him play false 9. Bring in Dembele and Coutinho for wings and play the Barca way

ddippset:
seriously this should be attracting hundreds of comments from ladies in the romance section.

Didn't you know before now that Emaprince aka Emmanuella, is a spineless bïtch chock-full with estrogen. While men watched the game with a mental sketch-pad, doodling down analyses with the cerebrum's ink, Emmanuella watched the game with a Pearls vaseline in his hand, wänking with pornögraphic exuberance to Ronaldo's six-packs.

Barca's latest signing

Yonce:

Your boy is not smart enough to troll like a boss, he lacks the social skill to effectively troll/mock anyone.

Ronaldo on the other hand has perfected it. Remember his "salute" after scoring to troll Sepp Blatter.

You don't need to be smart to troll, and trolling's a social deficiency, not a virtue. Trolling is also quite different from "clowning". If that's CR7's attempt at clowning, then it really fell flat. Bland, formulaic, predictable, it was hardly creative. Julius Aghahowa's back-flips are even more exciting to watch.

Messi speaks with his boots, he is not one to be enmeshed in petty theatrics, because he knows such doesn't make one a GOAT. If trolling or clowning were the master key, then Neymar would have been a better footballer than Messi and Ronaldo, because he is a grand-meister of the art of clowning. You need to watch some of his videos on Youtube.

The more you think about paulinho's signing, the more you believe about bartomeu's dubious deal with the Chinese firm.


Imagine a club renowned for its faith in youth breaking the bank to sign a football pensioner trying to revive his career in the Chinko league,minutes that should be used to improve young players like Alena,samper,and other youths will now be used for "trial and errors sake on paulinho,it is quite pathetic.
To think he is even the most most expensive midfield signing in barca's history makes me vomit.
whatever happens to seri ,The only reason i'm gonna forgive this board is if they land coutinho and dembele.

They want to sell samper.
they are selling the future

DarkRebel69:


You don't need to be smart to troll, and trolling's a social deficiency, not a virtue. Trolling is also quite different from "clowning". If that's CR7's attempt at clowning, then it really fell flat. Bland, formulaic, predictable, it was hardly creative. Julius Aghahowa's back-flips are even more exciting to watch.

Messi speaks with his boots, he is not one to be enmeshed in petty theatrics, because he knows such doesn't make one a GOAT. If trolling or clowning were the master key, then Neymar would have been a better footballer than Messi and Ronaldo, because he is a grand-meister of the art of clowning. You need to watch some of his videos on Youtube.

DarkRebel69:


You don't need to be smart to troll, and trolling's a social deficiency, not a virtue. Trolling is also quite different from "clowning". If that's CR7's attempt at clowning, then it really fell flat. Bland, formulaic, predictable, it was hardly creative. Julius Aghahowa's back-flips are even more exciting to watch.

Messi speaks with his boots, he is not one to be enmeshed in petty theatrics, because he knows such doesn't make one a GOAT. If trolling or clowning were the master key, then Neymar would have been a better footballer than Messi and Ronaldo, because he is a grand-meister of the art of clowning. You need to watch some of his videos on Youtube.

DarkRebel69:


You don't need to be smart to troll, and trolling's a social deficiency, not a virtue. Trolling is also quite different from "clowning". If that's CR7's attempt at clowning, then it really fell flat. Bland, formulaic, predictable, it was hardly creative. Julius Aghahowa's back-flips are even more exciting to watch.

Messi speaks with his boots, he is not one to be enmeshed in petty theatrics, because he knows such doesn't make one a GOAT. If trolling or clowning were the master key, then Neymar would have been a better footballer than Messi and Ronaldo, because he is a grand-meister of the art of clowning. You need to watch some of his videos on Youtube.

What kind of statement is this Na....... Neymar does not troll anybody and I don't understand what u mean by clowning

DarkRebel69:


Didn't you know before now that Emaprince aka Emmanuella, is a spineless bïtch chock-full with estrogen. While men watched the game with a mental sketch-pad, doodling down analyses with the cerebrum's ink, Emmanuella watched the game with a Pearls vaseline in his hand, wänking with pornögraphic exuberance to Ronaldo's six-packs.

Oga Emaprince. ..this mail belongs to you. Kindly see to it sir. Thanks

Yonce:

Only an idiot would quote a person twice, posting the same rëtarded meme. It's also usually idiots who use memes as a vizard, to hide their skint literacy.

So, question yourself, who's truly the idiot here, you or me? Don't bother answering, even your name rhymes with DUNCE. Sheer happenstance, eh?

DarkRebel69:


Only an idiot would quote a person twice, posting the same rëtarded meme. It's also usually idiots who use memes as a vizard, to hide their skint literacy.

So, question yourself, who's truly the idiot here, you or me? Don't bother answering, even your name rhymes with DUNCE. Sheer happenstance, eh?

I'd rather not waste words on a rètarded ape who was breastfed upside down as an infant, I'm sure that's the reason you ended up a certified idiot.

Yonce:

I'd rather not waste words on a rètarded ape who was breastfed upside down as an infant, I'm sure that's the reason you ended up a certified idiot.

Nemo dat quod non habet. What words have you to waste, seeing as your word bank isn't faring any better than your ailing bank account?

I bet if scientists found a way of attaching your brain to your äss, we still wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Translation: your brain as it were is already doing the job of your butt-hole i.e. reeling out colossal shït.

If only David Berkowitz had killed off the evolutionary disappointment that you turned out to be, perhaps the world now would be singing the praises of "The Son Of Sam".

I would have classified you with magpies, but even magpies – poor, non-mammals as they are – were still able to pass the "mirror test". I wish I could say the same about you. Yonce, vile product of an incestous marriage. Tell Jamie, your father, and Cersie, your one-eyed mother, that winter is coming for House Yonce.

Barca fans are angry...LOL.

DarkRebel69:


Nemo dat quod non habet. What words have you to waste, seeing as your word bank isn't faring any better than your ailing bank account?

I bet if scientists found a way of attaching your brain to your äss, we still wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Translation: your brain as it were is already doing the job of your äss i.e. reeling out shït.

If only David Berkowitz had killed off the evolutionary disspointment that you turned out to be, perhaps the world now be singing the praises of "The Son Of Sam".

I would have classified you with magpies, but even mapgies, poor, non-mammals as they are, were still able to pass the mirror test. I wish I could say the same about you. Yonce, vile product of an incestous marriage. Tell Jamie, your father, and Cersie, your one-eyed mother, that winter is coming for House Yonce.

Motherfùcker

You just had to bring my noble family into this brawl. You can come at me but leave my parents outta this.

Low blow you cùnt. Low blow

Yonce:

Motherfùcker

You just had to bring my noble family into this brawl. You can come at me but leave my parents outta this.

Low blow you cùnt. Low blow

Really? I never knew you were a Lannister? Oh well, I guess that explains your brain damage. Farewell, Joefrey. Too bad you couldn't sample Sansa's püssy before Lady Tyrell hastened your journey to sweet by and by.

The simplëton couldn't decipher that I was making "Game of Thrones" allusions. He actually thought I was dissing his family. Jesu!

bykebyke:
Barca fans are angry...LOL.

Really angry...LOL.

DarkRebel69:
The simplëton couldn't decipher that I was making "Game of Thrones" allusions. He actually thought I was dissing his family. Jesu!

Dummy I knew all about the reference, I was simply indulging.
Guess you are still too much of an idiot to actuallly decipher that.

Yonce:

Dummy I knew all about the reference, I was simply indulging.
Guess you are still too much of an idiot to actuallly decipher that.

"Show me your friends and I will tell you who you are", said an anonymous wise man. I'm afraid the brief moment spent in replying your fatuities has cost me some of my intelligence, got me kicked out of MENSA in fact.

If you don't mind, this is the part where you sod off.

Yesterday: lost 3-1 to Real Madrid Today: Signed Paulinho for €40m

Yesterday: lost 3-1 to Real Madrid Today: Signed Paulinho for €40m... smh

bykebyke:
Ronaldo suspended for 5games.

English FA would have given him 15 FFS.

And Suarez... a retrospective ban... for sure....