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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by neoclassical: 11:09am On Aug 19, 2017
Tdarry:
"President Buhari & minister of petroleum will return today. Don't know if it's related, but since DPR is under ministry of petroleum, may be this may have influence on this recruitment process, and we may hear from them next week"
I'm just thinking out loud sha, make una no take it personal biko
Mr. President was not in the country when the exams were conducted. So his presence won't force them to release the list in a hurry. The list will still come out when it is supposed to. However, his presence may only ensure a transparent selection process to an extent and not the timing. DPR is known for delay in their recruitment process. It takes them 2 to 3 yrs to conclude their recruitment.
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by mancongroup: 11:28am On Aug 19, 2017
Advice: pls people look for something else to do rather than put your eggs in one basket. Many started the race and have gone. Many will still leave the race. Only a very few will remain. Put your mind on something else. Buhari or no buhari.
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by mancongroup: 11:51am On Aug 19, 2017
Tdarry:
"President Buhari & minister of petroleum will return today. Don't know if it's related, but since DPR is under ministry of petroleum, may be this may have influence on this recruitment process, and we may hear from them next week"
I'm just thinking out loud sha, make una no take it personal biko
what makes you think that you are the most qualified even if it is done the way you want it. Please, lets put our mind in something else before you waste the whole of the year following DPR. Many were told but did not listen but today they have left the race. The population of graduate compared to available positions in parastatel, companies is high. Its time youth think of something to do with their rather than waiting for government jobs. The dangote's, adenuga neva had a government job. So be wise and stop being lazy waiting 4 dpr. If dey don't call u nko.
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Hafsat24(f): 12:02pm On Aug 19, 2017
mancongroup:
what makes you think that you are the most qualified even if it is done the way you want it. Please, lets put our mind in something else before you waste the whole of the year following DPR. Many were told but did not listen but today they have left the race. The population of graduate compared to available positions in parastatel, companies is high. Its time youth think of something to do with their rather than waiting for government jobs. The dangote's, adenuga neva had a government job. So be wise and stop being lazy waiting 4 dpr. If dey don't call u nko.
Na wa you o..and who says many here dont have other things going for them and are lazying about..

If any one wants a government job then its their personal choice..Dangote and Adenuga started from somewhere..

If people decide to be stuck up on DPR its still their choice..face whatever you have going for you and let others too..if they come online once in a while to know whats going on i see no crime in that

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Tdarry: 1:25pm On Aug 19, 2017
mancongroup:
what makes you think that you are the most qualified even if it is done the way you want it. Please, lets put our mind in something else before you waste the whole of the year following DPR. Many were told but did not listen but today they have left the race. The population of graduate compared to available positions in parastatel, companies is high. Its time youth think of something to do with their rather than waiting for government jobs. The dangote's, adenuga neva had a government job. So be wise and stop being lazy waiting 4 dpr. If dey don't call u nko.
Lol grin, o wise one, what makest thou think i am not gainfully employed? If so funny that a lot of y'all that assume we're jobless and waiting upon dpr, always have time (from high up your i-don't-care chair) to visit this thread, telling us how we're wasting our time.
Question is, you that is a chronic nay-sayer, what are you doing on this thread if it's pointless to you? Since you've your life sorted out & you ain't waiting for dpr, kindly leave us alone and allow us dream in peace, why una dey swallow panadol for our headache?
And oh, the dangote and adenuga you spoke about, go and read their history, dangote na family money him take become wetin him be today, and adenuga? Lol, i respect his hustle, but you can see how he made his lucre with a little help from naija's corrupt military dictators here https://www.forbes.com/profile/mike-adenuga/
So mr maga-group abi na mancongroup, make i no bore you with my plenty talk, but it's really non of your damn business if anyone is hoping on dpr, but if it makes you happy, please carry on with your nay-saying crusade!
Cheers amigo

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by tolesky(m): 2:58pm On Aug 19, 2017
Tdarry:

Lol grin, o wise one, what makest thou think i am not gainfully employed? If so funny that a lot of y'all that assume we're jobless and waiting upon dpr, always have time (from high up your i-don't-care chair) to visit this thread, telling us how we're wasting our time.
Question is, you that is a chronic nay-sayer, what are you doing on this thread if it's pointless to you? Since you've your life sorted out & you ain't waiting for dpr, kindly leave us alone and allow us dream in peace, why una dey swallow panadol for our headache?
And oh, the dangote and adenuga you spoke about, go and read their history, dangote na family money him take become wetin him be today, and adenuga? Lol, i respect his hustle, but you can see how he made his lucre with a little help from naija's corrupt military dictators here https://www.forbes.com/profile/mike-adenuga/
So mr maga-group abi na mancongroup, make i no bore you with my plenty talk, but it's really non of your damn business if anyone is hoping on dpr, but if it makes you happy, please carry on with your nay-saying crusade!
Cheers amigo
You've got the right answers for his rantings and naysayings

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by worldgreatest: 7:47pm On Aug 19, 2017
Pple will sha want to talk. If you dont like what someone typed, then ignore. Abi the new criteria for getting d job be the more pple you abuse or the more ur post on nairaland, the better you chances? Na big wa ooooo

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ogoscco(f): 7:58pm On Aug 19, 2017
mancongroup:
Advice: pls people look for something else to do rather than put your eggs in one basket. Many started the race and have gone. Many will still leave the race. Only a very few will remain. Put your mind on something else. Buhari or no buhari.
That we communicate and share ideas don't mean we are putting hope in one basket, we are only keeping hope alive,so don't discouraging us to keep d room adamant.

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by DivineKayy(m): 8:45pm On Aug 19, 2017
Which eggs self? Can my CV work for only one application at a time?

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by IkpemhiTG(m): 8:44am On Aug 20, 2017
Smiles.... just wanna ask one question
If any of you here gets dpr job will you still be visiting NL to comment on threads like this just to tell the house the real stuff going on in dpr?
Most times threads like this are filled with mere speculations, lies and imaginations every where.Nobody really knows the truth.

Anywayz guyz enjoy your day!

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by kynbasil01: 9:34am On Aug 20, 2017
IkpemhiTG:
Smiles.... just wanna ask one question
If any of you here gets dpr job will you still be visiting NL to comment on threads like this just to tell the house the real stuff going on in dpr?
Most times threads like this are filled with mere speculations, lies and imaginations every where.Nobody really knows the truth.

Anywayz guyz enjoy your day!
bro the problem is that any body that gets the job will never visit nairaland job section again. .. lipsrsealed
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by kkash: 9:41am On Aug 20, 2017
kynbasil01:
bro the problem is that any body that gets the job will never visit nairaland job section again. .. lipsrsealed
lol, no one campaigns after an election innit....

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ogoscco(f): 7:20pm On Aug 20, 2017
Happy Sunday my people

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Magma012: 9:05pm On Aug 20, 2017
2018
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by deprofo: 12:41am On Aug 21, 2017
IkpemhiTG:
Smiles.... just wanna ask one question
If any of you here gets dpr job will you still be visiting NL to comment on threads like this just to tell the house the real stuff going on in dpr?
Most times threads like this are filled with mere speculations, lies and imaginations every where.Nobody really knows the truth.

Anywayz guyz enjoy your day!

Person wee win election de campn again.
If U get de job, u don't need to visit NL again.
No be so, na so my brother
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by tolesky(m): 10:11am On Aug 21, 2017
IkpemhiTG:
Smiles.... just wanna ask one question
If any of you here gets dpr job will you still be visiting NL to comment on threads like this just to tell the house the real stuff going on in dpr?
Most times threads like this are filled with mere speculations, lies and imaginations every where.Nobody really knows the truth.

Anywayz guyz enjoy your day!
Well you might not be visiting or continue to visit NL again but it's needful to share the testimonies of your success with the fellow housemates .
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by uscofield: 1:38pm On Aug 21, 2017
watching, following and wakaring. Na baba God go do am.
If you believe click like, If you are highly optimistic click share.
I am, I don't know about you.
EH

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by caleboxylic: 3:03pm On Aug 21, 2017
kynbasil01:
bro the problem is that any body that gets the job will never visit nairaland job section again. .. lipsrsealed

They do.

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Buharinomics: 4:03pm On Aug 21, 2017
They will visit Nairaland, they would only be on a different thread not this one.
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by adakoleagbenu: 6:02pm On Aug 21, 2017
dis thread is now as quiet as f.uck. wat a Wawu
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Magma012: 5:32am On Aug 22, 2017
Good � all. Do have a wonderful day

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by tolesky(m): 6:17am On Aug 22, 2017
Good day DPR hopefuls , good news to us soonest

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by BiologicalDvice(m): 6:20am On Aug 22, 2017
Some peoples' mental picture of a dpr applicant is that of Image A and, they think, they must help the applicant get back on her/his feet by acting as in Image B.

Relax people. We have some understanding of probability.

P(Job)


P(Job/Factors)
(Factors: applying, approval, writing test, naija factor...)

Oh! Don't forget that there is God. smiley

The only difference after the employment process will be: some will be working with dpr and others will not.

But things like sunrise, sunset, rainfall, being alive, rotation of the earth... will not be affected. grin grin grin

(image sources: https://www.shutterstock.com/search/%22unemployment+cartoons%22 and https://www.123rf.com/stock-photo/lazy_man.html)

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by suffye: 9:19am On Aug 22, 2017
tolesky:

Well you might not be visiting or continue to visit NL again but it's needful to share the testimonies of your success with the fellow housemates .
Housemates ke....roommates ni!
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Buharinomics: 11:13am On Aug 22, 2017
classmates kor
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by scarplanet(m): 4:40pm On Aug 22, 2017
*just passing by and rubbing my bear bear*

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by uscofield: 5:04pm On Aug 22, 2017
expect good news next week

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by adakoleagbenu: 6:14pm On Aug 22, 2017
uscofield:
expect good news next week

f.ucking liar
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by motivationspika(m): 7:49pm On Aug 22, 2017
When you say "expect good news next week", you still haven't said anything yet. Tell us what and what will happen next week then we will know you are talking. Because people on this forum are hungry for information doesn't mean you can just post any information you like just for the sake of it. This is not funny
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by JO2020: 8:22pm On Aug 22, 2017
motivationspika:
When you say "expect good news next week", you still haven't said anything yet. Tell us what and what will happen next week then we will know you are talking. Because people on this forum are hungry for information doesn't mean you can just post any information you like just for the sake of it. This is not funny
You people who allow teasers to stir up ur curiosity to no avail should learn how to look beyond some baseless information about DPR. Pretend as if u don't care as it were and move on. Silence at times connotes maturity and an act of bravery over trivial and insignificant matters. Whenever DPR makes the next call, it will appear to all either via a direct or an indirect means. Don't get popped up over whatever whoever says about what next with DPR. Relax, at the commencement of the next phase, we shall all see the real thing. By then no one will have to BOBO another. So I beg you, pls calm down. If it is yours, u will certainly get it.

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by bl33d(m): 9:28am On Aug 23, 2017
People are still here? wink wink wink
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ogoscco(f): 9:57am On Aug 23, 2017
Before nko

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