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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by pol23: 10:35am On Sep 02, 2017
Went out with my key and he wasn't picking up his phone.. .. Na the following morning I hear say this guy was in a club.. Na my neighbour accommodate me for that night.

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Papaaldrich: 10:38am On Sep 02, 2017
One relative tried molesting my little sister,but em body tell am by the time em receive rapid slaps from me.y'all beware who you let into your home.

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Wobegist: 10:38am On Sep 02, 2017
Took a Video Disk we just bought, and never return it..

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nobody: 10:40am On Sep 02, 2017
You give him ur room to fvck, he leaves the sperm filled condom on the bed, heads to the toilet, shit n not flush, heads to ur kitchen picks all d meat in the soup ur gf cooked that day n leaves.

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:42am On Sep 02, 2017
grin
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Demmzy15(m): 10:44am On Sep 02, 2017
The guy tear mess!!! Wicked one woo!

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by mistayeancah(m): 10:45am On Sep 02, 2017
OliviaPope:
lalasticlala what's the weirdest thing someone did at your place.

steal your pet cobra? or mistakenly roasted it tongue


Or replaced his viper with a toy one.

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by chukzyfcbb: 10:52am On Sep 02, 2017
Hosted a small party only to have some unscrupulous guest pack all the drinks home, wines to be precise maybe not the wierdest but that's the one I remember

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by nkemdi89(f): 10:53am On Sep 02, 2017
Peeing on the bathroom floor, bringing in a lady to my room just less than 5 minutes I left the house, not flushing the toilet properly, using my house for meeting in my absence. Changing all the positions of things in my house.

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nobody: 10:54am On Sep 02, 2017
smoking some elements cheesy

I hate all type of smoking with passion

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by AuroraB(f): 10:56am On Sep 02, 2017
Went to grab a few things from the neighborhood.
Got the shock of my life sad
Smoking hemp in my bathroom angry embarassed

Peeing on and around the cistern sad

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by uzoormah(m): 10:56am On Sep 02, 2017
Narldon:

OP, Did you bother to ask if I've Eaten this Morning?

No! You did not.. cry

Instead, You're asking me about "WEIRD THINGS"

Biko, I'm not feeling fine
Who even brought u here? you suppose to be in d children section

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Narldon: 10:58am On Sep 02, 2017
uzoormah:


Who even brought u here? you suppose to be in d children section





I'm in my House


Come and Beat Me

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nobody: 10:59am On Sep 02, 2017
agongajoseph:
You give him ur room to fvck, he leaves the sperm filled condom on the bed, heads to the toilet, shit n not flush, heads to ur kitchen picks all d meat in the soup ur gf cooked that day n leaves.
the person hate you bad way grin

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by uzoormah(m): 11:04am On Sep 02, 2017
Narldon:




I'm in my House

Come and Beat Me
Hahahaha. u want ur big brodas to beat me abi
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by chara019: 11:06am On Sep 02, 2017
agongajoseph:
You give him ur room to fvck, he leaves the sperm filled condom on the bed, heads to the toilet, shit n not flush, heads to ur kitchen picks all d meat in the soup ur gf cooked that day n leaves.
Father Lord!
Where do you guys get to meet such guests?
@OP,I guess that lady is mentally deranged,typical example of many are mad but few are roaming,hope she ain't roaming now sha,prolly safe in some psycho home.Kaiiii!

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by bosskid(m): 11:15am On Sep 02, 2017
skillzbae:
I love to dice kpomo and saki in my soup. After serving get, she asked my daughter for nylon she put the two meat I served her inside the nylon, and dropped it in her bag.
jesu!!

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by muller101(m): 11:17am On Sep 02, 2017
My friend's cousin visited my area unfortunately the cousin was not around . So my friend had to call me to accommodate him I agreed. I gave him my shirt to use since he was soaked by the rain .in the evening he told me he couldn't wait any longer that he will go with my shirt and return it the next day. Up till today I have not seen the shirt and the guy again .

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by IRALIFE(f): 11:20am On Sep 02, 2017
I accommodated a fellow student I met not too long before then for a night. The next morning, I noticed she had used my toothbrush. It was wet. I questioned her about it. See her giving me reasons upon reasons why it is not bad to use someone else's toothbrush & how it portrays being family and all what not. I just weak.

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by EgusiShankly: 11:26am On Sep 02, 2017
skillzbae:
I love to dice kpomo and saki in my soup. After serving get, she asked my daughter for nylon she put the two meat I served her inside the nylon, and dropped it in her bag.
na wao shocked
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by YOUNGKAHUNA: 11:28am On Sep 02, 2017
Sometimes last year, after making arrangement with a friend I'll like to squat at his place for few days only to arrive and met him telling me he can't accommodate me anymore. Had to make quick calls to friends I know in the town. I was hooked up with another guy I don't know. This guy welcomed me, provided water for me to bath. Only for him to go out and I went into his kitchen to prepare some delicious meal. Didn't know what came over me to do that, he came back surprised at my action but after eating, he got relaxed, laughed over it and thanked me for the meal.

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Kendrick80(m): 11:35am On Sep 02, 2017
[quote author=KendrickAyomide post=60018280]So many lies above, lemme park here and observe the ones below[/quote
Kdot u b clown I swear
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by ochardbaby(m): 11:38am On Sep 02, 2017
A big uncle those day will come home and tell dad and mom, your kids are not mannered, they don't have respect.

They are eating too much,this one,that's me look like say he dey smoke Igbo. Fast forward to 2 years later,new government in power and their house have to go,for road expansions,so they came living with us.

I was in my room smoking my lala and he next thin wey I hear Na noise @ Big uncle room. As person wey dey on him own,I just lay low until my young ones starts laughing hard. When I enter room .......... uncle eyes dey read... why ?

Uncle wife Na Jackie Chan. Slaps and kick boxing he caught uncle smoking Weed.

Since then we have become Bob and Rita Marley.

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Chulex(m): 11:41am On Sep 02, 2017
Well we had a visitor who left his shoes @ the entrance of the house where h pulled them and was going home bare footed. I had to reserve the laugh until when he had left.

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nukualofa: 11:47am On Sep 02, 2017
I invited a family into my house because they were evicted by the landlord. The next thing they don't want to leave after the one week i gave them and they started hatching plan on how to take over my house from me.


I had to remind them that beneath this docile and quiet guy is someone that can sit down and watch a kid bleed to death.



They fled when i gave them the first hit

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by MrCork: 11:50am On Sep 02, 2017
OliviaPope:
One of my cousins visited us in 2015, during one of the school holidays, he was 10 then. in the middle of the night, he would pee all over the bed that he shared with my little nephew that also came to spend the holiday, he would then quietly drag him to the spot where he had peed so we would think lil nephew did it.


So in the morning, he'd wake up before everyone else to wash his urine soaked PJ's , take his bath and act like nothing had happened. We used to commend him for his neatness while we made fun of my little nephew, he was about 3 then and couldn't defend himself I guess.


This went on for like 5 consecutive days until the day I decided to binge watch one of my favorite series then. The tv remote was in their room so I had to go get it, luckily I walked in on him trying to do his thing again


I couldn't stop laughing grin grin



angry
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by MrCork: 11:51am On Sep 02, 2017
OliviaPope:
One of my cousins visited us in 2015, during one of the school holidays, he was 10 then. in the middle of the night, he would pee all over the bed that he shared with my little nephew that also came to spend the holiday, he would then quietly drag him to the spot where he had peed so we would think lil nephew did it.


So in the morning, he'd wake up before everyone else to wash his urine soaked PJ's , take his bath and act like nothing had happened. We used to commend him for his neatness while we made fun of my little nephew, he was about 3 then and couldn't defend himself I guess.


This went on for like 5 consecutive days until the day I decided to binge watch one of my favorite series then. The tv remote was in their room so I had to go get it, luckily I walked in on him trying to do his thing again


I couldn't stop laughing grin grin


^^^STORY... are u lightskin? angry

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Rayd502(m): 11:52am On Sep 02, 2017
This happened when I was in secondary school...A friend of mind came over to spend some days with me in my house.
The 3 nights he stayed over he will wake up at about 2am when sleep is in another gear and start praying,I mean that kind of warrior prayer shouting all over and waking everyone in the house.

My Pops called me whn he left and said he doesn't want to see my friend in his house again.

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Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by princetom1(m): 12:00pm On Sep 02, 2017
Opistorincos:
I'm yet to move out of my parents house, I'll come back to comment when I have my own apartment


Lai Mohammed
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by ABbless(m): 12:03pm On Sep 02, 2017
Narldon:

OP, Did you bother to ask if I've Eaten this Morning?

No! You did not.. cry

Instead, You're asking me about "WEIRD THINGS"

Biko, I'm not feeling fine
ngwa narldon have you eaten?
not feeling fine? what's wrong??
Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Opistorincos(m): 12:08pm On Sep 02, 2017
princetom1:


Lai Mohammed

shocked

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