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Four Types Of Atheist by Nobody: 8:23pm On Jun 08, 2017
Well, We all know who an atheist is..... So I'm just gonna go straight to the point and categorize them

1. THE WOUNDED: The wounded is an atheist in denial, deep in his heart he knows there's God because he has tasted of the powers of the world to come....... THIS IS HIS STORY.... He was once a fervent Christian, he gave all the seeds, did all the evangelism, prayed all the prayers, fasted even exercised some spiritual gifts.... Simply put ' e cari church for head'..... BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED..... Something tragic, painful....maybe he lost a family member, failed an exam,maybe she was raped....something happened and he taught... If truly there was God, this wouldn't have happened...... No..... No.. .. God can't be that heart less to allow this to happen... No..... Infact.... THERE IS NO GOD... (If you ever meet these ones during evangelism they will be like 'GUY FORGET..... WE HAVE DONE ALL THIS THINGS YOU ARE DOING BEFORE')



2. THE THOMASES:This ones are' REAL' i.e they only believe what they can see,hear and touch. You can also call them the scientists.....most of them have Christian/Muslim parents.... they are usually very brilliant..... Well if you ask me why these ones turned atheist, I will say dy/dx got into their head.



3. THE CONFUSED: This now atheist was once a Christian.He attended church regularly, gave offerings..... Just average..... Then one day he read/heard something and started questioning the authenticity of the Bible.....because of this he picks up the Koran and reads but he gets more confused.... then he reads about the Buddhist... the indian Krishna.... At the end he says 'TO HELL WITH RELIGION,THERE IS NO GOD '.



4. THE IGNORAMUS: This type of atheist was trained that way...probably born into a rich home....nice parents who take them to the beach instead of the church on Sunday....they have never read a single passage of the Bible, never seen the inside of a mosque.....Simply put...they are too busy enjoying the wealth of their parents they never had the time nor need to consider whether there's God or not......in pidgin... THEY NO SEND

#Eco99#



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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by jonbellion(m): 8:28pm On Jun 08, 2017
THE MUMU CHRISTIAN
Jumps to make false, inaccurate and hasty generalisations on unbelievers

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by JackBizzle: 8:39pm On Jun 08, 2017
Dear OP,

Are There No atheists from Islamic homes?

Can't you see that when silly threads like this one are created to defend God, it gives people reason to pause and wonder if God truly exists.

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by PenisCaP: 8:47pm On Jun 08, 2017
Hmn
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jun 08, 2017
JackBizzle:
Dear OP,

Are There No atheists from Islamic homes?

Can't you see that when silly threads like this one are created to defend God, it gives people reason to pause and wonder if God truly exists.

That would be under the Thomases

Modified

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by felixomor: 10:01pm On Jun 08, 2017
Wow.
This is precise.

A good thread for future reference. grin
Nice one Op

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by bennyann: 11:18am On Jun 10, 2017
No.2 reminds me of akiintom grin
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by Akiintom: 12:05pm On Jun 10, 2017
bennyann:
No.2 reminds me of akiintom grin
Kikikikikikiki....
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jun 10, 2017
We are Christians due to some factors. And as well became atheists due to other reasons as well.....

Your item 3 is perfectly OK but you're close minded. When 1+1 != 2, kindly discard. Thats what religion is all about

One could be an atheist today and become a Buddhist tomorrow, thus your list is 101% flawed @OP

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by hfeetham0(f): 8:25pm On Jun 10, 2017
atheists are stupid people who will believe saturn has a ring made up of dust and space rafts.. and on't believe their mother was created... grin grin
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by Ioseph(m): 8:33pm On Jun 10, 2017
ecoeco:
Well, We all know who an atheist is..... So I'm just gonna go straight to the point and categorize them

1. THE WOUNDED: The wounded is an atheist in denial, deep in his heart he knows there's God because he has tasted of the powers of the world to come....... THIS IS HIS STORY.... He was once a fervent Christian, he gave all the seeds, did all the evangelism, prayed all the prayers, fasted even exercised some spiritual gifts.... Simply put ' e cari church for head'..... BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED..... Something tragic, painful....maybe he lost a family member, failed an exam,maybe she was raped....something happened and he taught... If truly there was God, this wouldn't have happened...... No..... No.. .. God can't be that heart less to allow this to happen... No..... Infact.... THERE IS NO GOD... (If you ever meet these ones during evangelism they will be like 'GUY FORGET..... WE HAVE DONE ALL THIS THINGS YOU ARE DOING BEFORE')



2. THE THOMASES:This ones are' REAL' i.e they only believe what they can see,hear and touch. You can also call them the scientists.....most of them have Christian/Muslim parents.... they are usually very brilliant..... Well if you ask me why these ones turned atheist, I will say dy/dx got into their head.



3. THE CONFUSED: This now atheist was once a Christian.He attended church regularly, gave offerings..... Just average..... Then one day he read/heard something and started questioning the authenticity of the Bible.....because of this he picks up the Koran and reads but he gets more confused.... then he reads about the Buddhist... the indian Krishna.... At the end he says 'TO HELL WITH RELIGION,THERE IS NO GOD '.



4. THE IGNORAMUS: This type of atheist was trained that way...probably born into a rich home....nice parents who take them to the beach instead of the church on Sunday....they have never read a single passage of the Bible, never seen the inside of a mosque.....Simply put...they are too busy enjoying the wealth of their parents they never had the time nor need to consider whether there's God or not......in pidgin... THEY NO SEND


Written by:Ecoeco

The one type of theist:

1. THE IDIOT. Either born into a religious family or raised in religious surroundings, this person is either too religiously zealous or just simply too stupid to come to the conclusion that gods do not exist and that superstition is just that, superstition. He responds to genuine criticism of his religious beliefs, of the credibility of a god or angels or supernatural events such as the moon splitting in two, with brainless Ad Hominem or personal insults. Not even once does he call into question his own religious faith. He is a complete and utter slowpoke.

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by Ioseph(m): 8:40pm On Jun 10, 2017
hfeetham0:
atheists are stupid people who will believe saturn has a ring made up of dust and space rafts.. and on't believe their mother was created... grin grin

I don't follow your logic. How is the understanding that Saturn has rings, something that can be observed by anyone with a modern-day telescope, an example of stupidity?

And what has it got to do with "mothers being created"?

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by Modsenemy(f): 12:11pm On Jul 10, 2017
The follow follow:these ones are just simply dogmatic in nature . They become atheists simply because some1 they look up to (such as Seun and other great men )is an atheist , thus , they need to share similar belief .

The Igbos :Mostly Igbos. They believe they cannot work so hard and then God will just collect 10% just like that. They believe their success is solely based on their effort .

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by AmoryBlacq: 1:43pm On Jul 10, 2017
I don't believe in the theory of any man being an Atheist!

I believe man to be spiritual just as must he is physical
that therefore leaves a spiritual vacuum in everyone which they yearn to fill whether consciously or unconsciously throughout their lifetime.

Also, just as we have good and evil in the physical such is the case in the spiritual

you must choose one, there's no neutrality!

Re: Four Types Of Atheist by Niflheim(m): 5:47pm On Jul 10, 2017
For any human to claim that their mother was "created", is a sign of low levels of intelligence, and high levels of mega-buffoonery!!!

1.Matter is neither created nor destroyed, and if your mother is made up of matter...........................THEN SHE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN CREATED!!!

2.Most christians confuse 'creation',(a fictitious and inaccurate description), with "REARRANGEMENT OF PRE-EXISTING MOLECULES INTO NEW FORMS"!!! All the molecules used to form your mother today, have always pre-existed in an alterior state, and came together to form what you see now!!! It is those who are in love with the errors of their cave men ancestors(who did not use toilet roll after going to the toilet), that will proudly display such ignorance here on a public forum for all to see!!!

3.Come and show me a single item in this Universe that was created, and I shall give you a million naira!!! The chair that you are sitting on pre-existed as wood, which pre-existed as a young green plant, which pre-existed as a seed, which pre-existed as another parent plant!!! You seem so confident in your display of "mugulicious melodies", but most of the freethinkers out here are not impressed!!!

TUFIAKWA!!! A combination of Ignorance, Stupidity and arrogance!!!

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by Deicide: 6:53pm On Jul 10, 2017
ecoeco:
Well, We all know who an atheist is..... So I'm just gonna go straight to the point and categorize them

1. THE WOUNDED: The wounded is an atheist in denial, deep in his heart he knows there's God because he has tasted of the powers of the world to come....... THIS IS HIS STORY.... He was once a fervent Christian, he gave all the seeds, did all the evangelism, prayed all the prayers, fasted even exercised some spiritual gifts.... Simply put ' e cari church for head'..... BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED..... Something tragic, painful....maybe he lost a family member, failed an exam,maybe she was raped....something happened and he taught... If truly there was God, this wouldn't have happened...... No..... No.. .. God can't be that heart less to allow this to happen... No..... Infact.... THERE IS NO GOD... (If you ever meet these ones during evangelism they will be like 'GUY FORGET..... WE HAVE DONE ALL These THINGS YOU ARE DOING BEFORE')
This is not an Atheist but an ANGRY THEIST you will see them crawl back to Religion when things are going smooth for them..........Anytime i encounter an atheist and ask him why did you become an atheist and he is giving me silly reasons like because my mum died or one of my relatives died what I always say is that's not enough reason for you to be an atheist maybe you should try deism Atheism is not for everybody
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by Deicide: 6:55pm On Jul 10, 2017
AmoryBlacq:
I don't believe in the theory of any man being an Atheist!

I believe man to be spiritual just as must he is physical
that therefore leaves a spiritual vacuum in everyone which they yearn to fill whether consciously or unconsciously throughout their lifetime.

Also, just as we have good and evil in the physical such is the case in the spiritual

you must choose one, there's no neutrality!

This are just your believes man still doesn't make it FACTS grin
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by AmoryBlacq: 8:06pm On Jul 10, 2017
Deicide:
This are just your believes man still doesn't make it FACTS grin
exactly friend
It's just my belief!

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by JackBizzle: 1:15pm On Sep 05, 2017
felixomor:
Wow.
This is precise.

A good thread for future reference. grin
Nice one Op

You are felixomoron. Of course your brainless self wiĺl see this thread as 'good'
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by felixomor: 1:28pm On Sep 05, 2017
JackBizzle:


You are felixomoron. Of course your brainless self wiĺl see this thread as 'good'

Eiya poor 5k scammer,
R u pained? grin
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by JackBizzle: 3:35pm On Sep 05, 2017
felixomor:


Eiya poor 5k scammer,
R u pained? grin


Lol.....the irony is that you and the 2 other guys who falsely claim scam are church rats
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by felixomor: 3:40pm On Sep 05, 2017
JackBizzle:



Lol.....the irony is that you and the 2 other guys who falsely claim scam are church rats

Hehehe, i thought you said i was the only one who saw it before?

5k Scammer grin
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by JackBizzle: 4:13pm On Sep 05, 2017
felixomor:


Hehehe, i thought you said i was the only one who saw it before?

5k Scammer grin


Ode. You, butterflylion and kingebukasblog. The three dumbos
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by felixomor: 4:15pm On Sep 05, 2017
JackBizzle:

[s]

Ode. You, butterflylion and kingebukasblog. The three dumbos[/s]

Oh so its no longer only me?

Poor 5k scammer.....
Be healed from your penury. cheesy
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by butterflylion: 4:16pm On Sep 05, 2017
JackBizzle:



Ode. You, butterflylion and kingebukasblog. The three dumbos

Come stupidity personified why are you calling me? You dey mad? angry

Do not let me nicely break your legs o. Mega jumbo dumbo calling me a dumbo can you imagine the gross insurbordination. Rubbish! grin

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by JackBizzle: 4:28pm On Sep 05, 2017
felixomor:


Oh so its no longer only me?

Poor 5k scammer.....
Be healed from your penury. cheesy


Ode.

You wey never chop.
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by JackBizzle: 4:29pm On Sep 05, 2017
butterflylion:


Come stupidity personified why are you calling me? You dey mad? angry

Do not let me nicely break your legs o. Mega jumbo dumbo calling me a dumbo can you imagine the gross insurbordination. Rubbish! grin


Sounds like jumbotron
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by felixomor: 4:30pm On Sep 05, 2017
JackBizzle:



Ode.

You wey never chop.

At least I dont scam for 5k and open threads on it grin
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by hopefulLandlord: 4:35pm On Sep 05, 2017
Modsenemy:
The follow follow:these ones are just simply dogmatic in nature . They become atheists simply because some1 they look up to (such as Seun and other great men )is an atheist , thus , they need to share similar belief .

The Igbos :Mostly Igbos. They believe they cannot work so hard and then God will just collect 10% just like that. They believe their success is solely based on their effort .

go back to politics and crime section, all these flati.no afo.nja talk isn't entertained here

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Re: Four Types Of Atheist by JackBizzle: 4:51pm On Sep 05, 2017
felixomor:


At least I dont scam for 5k and open threads on it grin

I dont scam either. But you are too daft to understanf
Re: Four Types Of Atheist by felixomor: 4:53pm On Sep 05, 2017
JackBizzle:


[s]I dont scam either. But you are too daft to understanf[/s]

5k scammer, grin
That poses as Muslim to obtain 5k....

Be healed of your penury....

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