I woke up to so many worries as usual (from the time of my main). Let these questions prick your conscience. Probably you can help out with solutions.

1) so if my mum doesn't go out, I cant self-service?

2) so if i'm not hospitalised (like stelly's mum) no one will pay attention to my health?

3) so if i'm not paid (2 months running now), i won't eat?

4) so if i don't have boobs or ass (to twerk), kcee and tekno won't look my way?

5. Behave like a lunatic cuz u were jst discharged frm an asylum

Number 3... A good rethoric

5) so if i dont do yahoo plus, i wont be able to use a whatsapp-enabled phone?

6) so if i dont pay up the current credit i owe mama tayo, i wont be able to collect beans and roasted yam?

7) so if i'm not a miss nairaland wannabe, no one will 'follow me' here?

8 ) so if i'm not tall, dark, well built with six packs, i cant attract boss ladies like queensuccubus, khiaa, lalas247 etc?

9) so if i don't leave my mother's house, people wont say i'm a man?

10) so if...... Hmmm... Never mind. Too despondent to continue. Add the last one

Samsimple:
5. Behave like a lunatic cuz u were jst discharged frm an asylum

do u know i can knack u jazz for spoiling my countdown

dingbang:
Number 3... A good rethoric

baba... You are saying I should go empty-handed