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Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 7:20pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
When it comes to superstitious believes..Am one of those people that usually counters it with every possible means..but today I confirm that Juju,majic is real.. Although some certain rules and rights must be adhered to before it works.. Unfortunately for me i learnt the hard way loosing my hard earned 10k ![]() ONE of my guy like that saw me today and called me..he told me shey I be the guy way dey claim say juju no dey exist ..I insisisted yes with all gravity and counter accusations... he told me to put my money I will cut him and blood won't come out..I doubted..he brought out a razor blade and told me to cit him, if he didnt bleed i give him 10k if he bleeds he gives me.. I agreed and as a die hard I was..I insisted I go bring my own razor. .he agreed.. As I brought out the razor..I cut myself first. ..thus blood gushed out of my hand.. Now it's his turn i insisted..I first cut his hand sheepishly. .it did not go through...I remembered my money and said no this ain't it...with all my muscule while holding The razor blade..I ran the razor blade through his hand..behold it was just like i ran razor through caterpillar tire as no sign of injury surfaced infct he razor even wounded me in my palms..I was perplexed and amazed..my money don go be that ![]() Now on another one he told me to lock my room,doors of our house and every possible entrance that he will sleep in my room tonight..I been no wan gree but I said to myself...how much e be kwanu..I have started loosing let me loose..fvck it.. I agreed with 5k stake each...I was awake that night cos he told me time he was gonna come through.. U know what as i was busy keeping watch that night..behold a knock on my door..as I opened..it was that my guy... I laughed and shrugged it off claiming its nothing but deep inside me i was confused..but later later he no collect the 5pin from me via him man I be.. He now made me know its easy.. He later educated on how it works.. 1..he washed his body with some herbs gave to him by one babalawo like that.. 2..a woman must not cross him with legs otherwise his own Serena or juju will be renderd null.. 3..he doesn't wear slippers anytime he wants to dissapear or teleport.. 4..he doesn't pass through a curtained door or window And lastly.. 5 he must use an egg for some incarntations anytime he wants to teleport..plus many more he didn't tell me .. So guys all I want to say is THIS LIFE IS BIGGER THAN ANYHUMAN BEIGN ON EARHT.. DON'T THINK U KNOW ALL COS WHAT U DON'T KNOW IS BIGGER THAN U NEVER BET WHAT U CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOSE NO MATTER HOW SURE U ARE.. BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND MY FELLOW DOUBTING THOMASES..JUJU IS REAL ![]() Ur opinions are highly welcomed..johnnydon22 ,krystalkris,seun... etc |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by ogeodi(f): 7:26pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
some drivers use that teleportation juju incase of accidents. 1 Like |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by greatnaija01: 7:28pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
JUJU is actually real to those who have nothing better. lemme give your JUJU assignment.... kindly use it to get into the treasury of OMEGA FIRE MINISTRIES or WINNERS CHAPEL or MFM then you will know that it has limits. Anyone using JUJU must ask the herbalists why they do not use them for their own profit.? JUJU is real pls go and use it to steal from ATM, OR BULLION van.... taaaaa abegi... you will know that there are limits to all these local things. GET CREATIVE WITH THE JUJU and you will dump it under 2months. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 7:28pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
And more also he told me anytime he does one of his juju work...his allocated slots shortened ![]() |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 7:30pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
greatnaija01:everything under the Sun has limits |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Day11(m): 7:31pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
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Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by edobor108(m): 7:48pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
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Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by FellepHq(m): 9:15pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Op you can make your money back. I want to believe what you experienced is real. Then congrats, I wish one day to be refuted through a challenge like this too. Maybe when I make enough paper I will throw around some paper and get the needed evidence for full conviction. Now here is what to do. This link is a list of prices to prove that supernatural occurance is possible. The list of what to be won there is beyond a billion naira. So try contacting any of them and maybe work your way to some cool cash. I believe some Nigerian freethinkers would have offered same too. Googling can help you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prizes_for_evidence_of_the_paranormal So help yourself to some cool cash. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by NPComplete: 9:24pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Another one with Bollywood story. The way u told the story shows it is as fake as fck. They always Starr their story with "I didn't use to believe......." Fake!!! 5 Likes |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 9:26pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
FellepHq:need i tell you that I tried rcording and taking pictures but all to no avail cos the guy didn't agree.. These things just like science and technology, are guided by their respective dos and donts..but am not in a perfect position to educate or lecture u... But if u 're still doubting..well no problem..I can arrange the guy for u..but this time be ready to cough out real huge amount of something of his request..cos these dudes don't exhibit those tricks or powers for fun...as they 're strictly instructed. . The guy told me he just showed me so that I won't loose more to other people who might not know me and mercy for me... If u are ready to offer anything been told for the challenge ...let me know ![]() |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by FellepHq(m): 9:46pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
krattoss: I will take you up on this challenge when am good. You said it's like science, science can be replicated anywhere, so I guess I won't start hearing stories that touch when the time come. I will provide enough dough, maybe 10 times what he requested, get scientist, magicians and other freethinkers to witness it. If all goes fine. You have a new convert. Till then, am still skeptical. So I've bookmarked this page, will call you up when am ready. 4 Likes |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by NPComplete: 9:52pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
krattoss: Keep lying like a rat there. So today u met the guy and he confronted for not believing in juju. But THAT NIGHT in ur second paragraph, another night entirely, he has already appeared in ur room. Keep lying. This is what happens when one suffers from a psychological need for validation from strangers. It's just sad. There are better ways to get attention than this shiit. If there was juju u will actually be smarter than this. 2 Likes |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by greatnaija01: 9:55pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
The Power of Jesus was never from the SUN. even Joshua told the sun to stand still... I learned that in a history class before i saw it in bible. krattoss: |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by chemystery: 11:33pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
krattoss:This part ruined your story. You were just in the mood of constructing lies that you derailed out of what is rationally obtainable in reality. Since you got the razor yourself, what is the rationality behind testing it on yourself first? 6 Likes |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 5:26am On Sep 18, 2017 |
greatnaija01:History class? Is that so? I think you need a refund of your school fees then. No wonder you believe in the bible. Your educational foundation is faulty, I'm afraid. |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by obinna58(m): 5:27am On Sep 18, 2017 |
ogeodi:Some drivers As if you have seen one 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 6:20am On Sep 18, 2017 |
chemystery:hey not everybody is a liar like if u are one...and last time I checked..I benefit nothing if I lied on this story.. As a die hard superstitious debunker I am..I always makes sure I do things clearly and which is non questionable ..I cut myself to be super extra sure that this is real and also to comfirm that my razor blade was sharp....irrespective of me knowing fully well it was a brand new razor blade... So if u think am lieing, am sorry cos either way it's not gonna put food on my table ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 6:28am On Sep 18, 2017 |
NPComplete:u think here is the first place am sharing this experience? ?? U think I wrote this as at the time I posted it ![]() I have written this experience and shared to my friends both on What's app and Facebook. .I remembered nairaland and decided to also share it here unedited. . Well just like me. ..I love niggas like u cos we end up learning the hard way... Even till now am still a doubting Thomas on some certain beliefs and superstitions. . So u doubting me is normal and welcomed with open arms by me ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 6:30am On Sep 18, 2017 |
FellepHq:u might need my number also... 08105968079 And mind u..we 're on strike and am currently in my hometown...so I suggest ur challenge comes up within the strikee period. . Let ur leisure and compatible time not coincide with my academic or important periods and schedules.. |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 6:37am On Sep 18, 2017 |
NPComplete:its normal and psychological to fine tune experiences and stories to suit ur motives and paint a clearer picture on message u want to put across. .that doesn't mean u are lying... But on another note...I have put the message across, either u belive or not doesn't add any dime to my personality nor food on my table... If it would be me,I wouldn't believe also till I experience it...but one advice I have for u.. Never learn the hard way..don't stake what u cant afford to loose incase u wanna give it a challenge.. |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by ogeodi(f): 6:53am On Sep 18, 2017 |
obinna58:Yes I have and I meant public transport drivers |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by NPComplete: 7:26am On Sep 18, 2017 |
krattoss: Wait. Lol. Did u just admit to being a damned liar in the most gentleman way possible? |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 7:28am On Sep 18, 2017 |
fake news ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by NPComplete: 7:39am On Sep 18, 2017 |
krattoss: This is the problem with pathological liars. They begin to find ways around their obvious lies instead of coming clean. There is no time you could have shared the story on Facebook that the highlighted portion of that post would have made sense. We are not the kind of idiots u have on your Facebook page. Next time be smarter when lying. |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by chemystery: 7:48am On Sep 18, 2017 |
NPComplete:Damn! Thought I was the only one that saw that ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 8:25am On Sep 18, 2017 |
NPComplete:ok..leta give it a bet..I will screenshot the message on my whatssapp and Facebook. .it wil display time and date I shared it..there is no way I could edit or alter that as any alteration wil be spoted easily... I could have done that easily if u were nice and precise..but hence u 're such a recalcitrant doubter...I wanna strip u of ur ego and pride while u 're learning the hard way... But hence this is a faceless forum,there is no way that is gonna go through...therefore I will leave u with ur fate and assumptions. . And mind the way u throw insults and jibes to people u don't know cos u never can tell 1 Like |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by Nobody: 8:29am On Sep 18, 2017 |
NPComplete:This will be my last reply for u in this thread.... I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I WRITE,POST AND SAY.. BUT U ARE RESPONSIBLE THE WAY U CHOOSE TO UNDERSTAND,ANALYSE AND DEDUCT IT as the later is none of my business. .. 1 Like |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by NPComplete: 8:57am On Sep 18, 2017 |
krattoss: Shut up u donkey. I can never tell what? Look at this kid born yesterday throwing veiled threats at his betters. U think u are the first person that will claim stupid knowledge and powers that I will oppose. Just look at this boy. I will learn what the hard way? Fucking pathological liar trying to wriggle out of the burden of proof. I am ready to meet u in any neutral place so u come and demonstrate your power or bring ur friend along since I know u aren't man enough. I dare u to take up the challenge. 1 Like |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by hopefulLandlord: 9:02am On Sep 18, 2017 |
NPComplete: the guy sounds new to religion section haha I remember when Hahn tackled Babalawos and babalawos threatened Hahn that some evil will befall Hahn if Hahn gives him his full name and picture, Hahn supplied them only for good things to start happening to Hahn instead they think their nonsensical threats can intimidate a skeptic 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by CAPSLOCKED: 9:07am On Sep 18, 2017 |
ogeodi: THEY CAN TELEPORT AWAY FROM AN ACCIDENT.. BUT CANNOT TELEPORT IN AND OUT OF A BANK TO MAKE THEMSELVES SUPER RICH, OR TELEPORT FROM AFRICA TO EUROPE. SHOULDN'T THAT BAFFLE YOU? I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A BRAIN. BRETHREN.. PLEASE, USE IT SOMETIMES. ![]() 11 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by NPComplete: 9:20am On Sep 18, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: Don't mind the kid. They always come thinking they are the first to claim knowledge of some supernatural power so we should all regard them with awe and trepidation. As soon as they see a little opposition they begin to want to scare u out of further questions as if that ever works. If only these guys knew how many people come here claiming they have one magical pigshit or another and how many of them have left with their tail between their legs. I have dared old men with fetish claim to try it on me and they couldn't. Then one kid that's still sucking his mama's breast is forming champion. Nonsense. |
Re: Oh Mehn JUJU Is Real by hahn(m): 9:28am On Sep 18, 2017 |
NPComplete: That was how they ran away from my thread https://www.nairaland.com/3153402/finally-atheists-proven-wrong Still waiting for theists and their incompetent gods to take up the challenge cc: hopefulLandlord 2 Likes |
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