A40:
You and your boy-toy are nauseating with the way una dey take turn lick each other blockus. Awon omugo meji.

I have never seen you drop any form
of intelligence in this section. The sole purpose of your useless existence is to come here to co-sign and mimic
any hokum chanted by certified ret@rds like a Parakeet. I can't even call you a wasteman you are just a Waste

As clear as a daylight you exhibit the true characteristic of an idioot - ears blocked, mouth wide open. You are the most nauseating idiotic nuisance to grace this board. Foolish gloryhunter (apologies to Eruku). Effort to drum any intellectual sanity into that doofus brain of yours implies one is slapping the air - an exercise in futility.

I hope Lola at least massaged your severed head these past days. What an agony to be carrying a loaded brain filled with pristine idiocy.

Oh the irony! Someone like you mentioning intelligence. You are the same idioot, who admitted to lying on your own foolish thread to make a point, upon which you were severely battered (ruthlessly) here like an Oshodi thief caught stealing on the streets. Intelligence implies when you have a point, state it. If not, move on. But to be conjuring up lies, and claiming intelligence at the same time, you are a rancid idioot!

As usual I will be expecting no form of originality in your response. Arindin40.

edoyad:


Pataki you have to understand the club is in double jeopardy. The Club is and the hopeless league is too. Very soon on two of their worthless clubs will be featuring in UCL.



Chop 5 - 1 every time for where ? I don't blame you, I blame PSG for being too merciful. The return leg will be, in the words of what a wise man once said,"Murder"

A very hopeless league indeed. A league where only one team is prominent. Long may the downfall of this useless club and league continue. Apari Ramuzaki has for years been running his stewpeed mouth on this board. The agony of his club has just began.

We will be here to coefficiently dance in the moonwalk dance this worthless uber useless club will giving us this season and many seasons to come. Insha Allah!

These are not the best of times for raumdeuter and his ajakaja40.

Pataki:


As clear as a daylight you exhibit the true characteristic of an idioot - ears blocked, mouth wide open. You are the most nauseating idiotic nuisance to grace this board. Foolish gloryhunter (apologies to Eruku). Effort to drum any intellectual sanity into that doofus brain of yours implies one is slapping the air - an exercise in futility.

I hope Lola at least massaged your severed head these past days. What an agony to be carrying a loaded brain filled with pristine idiocy.

Oh the irony! Someone like you mentioning intelligence. You are the same idioot, who admitted to lying on your own foolish thread to make a point, upon which you were severely battered (ruthlessly) here like an Oshodi thief caught stealing on the streets. Intelligence implies when you have a point, state it. If not, move on. But to be conjuring up lies, and claiming intelligence at the same time, you are a rancid idioot!

If only you invested as much energy in yourself, like you do parroting the opinion of others and spreading the bubonic plague of ignorance that has filled your head to the point of overflow on this thread, you would not be a failed 45 year old dancer jumping from one night club to the other like a traveling stripper. Neither would your futile and banal existence be focused on just monitoring other forumites like a humanoid CCTV camera. You are nothing but a midlife crisis suffering, odious, cantankerous
oxygen thief and an endless Orisun of grief to everyone who has ever had the misfortune of acquainting themselves with you

When did A-40 ever admit lying to make a point? This useless son of sodom has started hallucinating again. It shall not be well with you and your generations unborn if you don't present evidence to back up this pathetic claim you just made. I repeat you add no value to this thread, and this section as a whole and we have yet another example. I dare you to channel that 1 last working cell in your brain that's about to undergo rigor mortis and show where I lied to make a point. Anuofia

Pataki:
As usual I will be expecting no form of originality in your response. Arindin40.

This is why I call you a Parakeet. Always repeating and in this case verbatim, the stewpidity dropped by ret@rds of your ilk. Thunder fire you and your expectations. Eranwen

See how these two aged phools collectively known as Patamark just dey groom each other furo for public viewing. Lol what a National disgrace

Pataki:


Apari, how many clubs dey lead 2-0 up, only to surrender to a draw consecutively in a monologous uber useless burnthisleaguedown?

How many clubs dey go 13yrs without a league and a lifetime without the CL

A40:
If only you invested as much energy in yourself, like you do parroting the opinion of others and spreading the bubonic plague of ignorance that has filled your head to the point of overflow on this thread, you would not be a failed 45 year old dancer jumping from one night club to the other like a traveling stripper. Neither would your futile and banal existence be focused on just monitoring other forumites like a humanoid CCTV camera. You are nothing but a midlife crisis suffering, odious, cantankerous
oxygen thief and an endless Orisun of grief to everyone who has ever had the misfortune of acquainting themselves with you

When did A-40 ever admit lying to make a point? This useless son of sodom has started hallucinating again. It shall not be well with you and your generations unborn if you don't present evidence to back up this pathetic claim you just made. I repeat you add no value to this thread, and this section as a whole and we have yet another example. I dare you to channel that 1 last working cell in your brain that's about to undergo rigor mortis and show where I lied to make a point. Anuofia

I have spare time on my hands this evening to engage you in this back and forth exercise of my fingers on the keyboard. As expected, your retort lacks any form of originality and a missing or highly-deficient working effective brain. Been a while I actually did this, but I will engage you this evening. Let me flog some foolishness out of your idiotic brain this evening.

Your megedefegede insults starts with the usual: Pataki is 45 years. I often laugh it off. Let me reveal a bit of me for you to go figure out. Fun fact: I served in Kogi State for my NYSC in 2005/2006. If going by your foolish stipulation to the assumption of my current age as 45, that means I was 33/34 years of age at the time of my Youth Service. When the NYSC maximum age of mobilization is 30 years. Can you see how enormously stewpeed you are?! Yet you have the temerity, the audacity to talk of intelligence?! As I earlier stated, you are the most nauseating idiotic bag of nuisance to grace this forum! Walai, E no go better for the person that cursed you with this mad idiocy!

Now tell me, why should I bother exposing any further lies you continue spewing on this board? Eruditor and a few others have done an excellent job some pages back exposing you for the bag of ignorance and liar that you are. You think I am in the league of those who engage in the senseless debates that glorify your idiotic egos on this thread? How dare me engage you in an intellectual debate! Who are you? A useless gloryhunter. (Eruditor 2017)

A senseless follow-follow dog. Even a pròstitute has more moral values than a rabid Ajakaja40. Keep jumping from club to club. Arindincious gloryhunter fellow!

raumdeuter:


How many clubs dey go 13yrs without a league and a lifetime without the CL

Ogberan coefficient ranking, tell us how many clubs dey go a season unbeaten? Tell us, why your foolish club is coefficiently drawing like ogbono consecutively.....

Pataki:


Ogberan coefficient ranking, tell us how many clubs dey go a season unbeaten? Tell us, why your foolish club is coefficiently drawing like ogbono consecutively.....

Go season unbeaten yet cannot win the CL. Cant even win a league in over a dozen years. Useless club Bayern olosho, No wonder Bayern dey always pummel you 5-1 everytime

Last 3 matches vs Bayern has ended 15-3 in aggregates. I wonder who still takes this useless club serious

raumdeuter:


Go season unbeaten yet cannot win the CL. Cant even win a league in over a dozen years. Useless club Bayern olosho, No wonder Bayern dey always pummel you 5-1 everytime

Last 3 matches vs Bayern has ended 15-3 in aggregates. I wonder who still takes this useless club serious

As useless as your league is, your useless team can never achieve such a feat. As edoyad once stated, na PSG I blame wey no tear una yansh tire....

Anyways, Yorupa league dey wait for una, that is if you are even lucky not to get kicked out from the UEFA group stages with this magnificient Michael Jackson moonwalk your useless club is displaying these days.

Pataki:
As useless as your league is, your useless team can never achieve such a feat. As edoyad once stated, na PSG I blame wey no tear una yansh tire....

Anyways, Yorupa league dey wait for una, that is if you are even lucky not to get kicked out from the UEFA group stages with this magnificient Michael Jackson moonwalk your useless club is displaying these days.

Your team is the whipping boy of the CL na every time you dey collect 5-1.

You were so useless that you were demoted to Yorupa cup. UEFA can no longer put up with the embarassment of a club called Assanal

Pataki:


I have spare time on my hands this evening to engage you in this back and forth exercise of my fingers on the keyboard. As expected, your retort lacks any form of originality and a missing or highly-deficient working effective brain. Been a while I actually did this, but I will engage you this evening. Let me flog some foolishness out of your idiotic brain this evening.

Your megedefegede insults starts with the usual: Pataki is 45 years. I often laugh it off. Let me reveal a bit of me for you to go figure out. Fun fact: I served in Kogi State for my NYSC in 2005/2006. If going by your foolish stipulation to the assumption of my current age as 45, that means I was 33/34 years of age at the time of my Youth Service. When the NYSC maximum age of mobilization is 30 years. Can you see how enormously stewpeed you are?! Yet you have the temerity, the audacity to talk of intelligence?! As I earlier stated, you are the most nauseating idiotic bag of nuisance to grace this forum! Walai, E no go better for the person that cursed you with this mad idiocy!

Now tell me, why should I bother exposing any further lies you continue spewing on this board? Eruditor and a few others have done an excellent job some pages back exposing you for the bag of ignorance and liar that you are. You think I am in the league of those who engage in the senseless debates that glorify your idiotic egos on this thread? How dare me engage you in an intellectual debate! Who are you? A useless gloryhunter. (Eruditor 2017)

A senseless follow-follow dog. Even a pròstitute has more moral values than a rabid Ajakaja40. Keep jumping from club to club. Arindincious fellow!

You always have spare time as the useless idle yob wey you be. Why you dey pretend like it is within your brain's capability to be busy? That feature is beyond you
It is only when your effeminate psyche cannot cope with my heavy and iron fisted blows, that you conjure some excuse to run away as usual. My retort lacked originality but you were sufficiently pained to chronicle an autobiography on your banal existence. It's always amusing how easy I trigger your feminine side. Always trying to impress your master, You would soon provide details as to how your progenitors combined to bring forth your cursed existence when I am done with you. O ti mo meme


Oloshi ni e sha. Haven't we heard of age cheats? Odds are you had to trim down your age to be eligible for service. See this aged mofo trying to explain the inexplicable, Aimoye eyan to koja 30 ta ri tan mobilize. A mentally challenged troglodyte like you would obviously have little difficulties exploiting a corrupt institution like NYSC. Ewu! You are quite ret@rded for even bringing up such a mor0nic defense. Keep disgracing yourself for our amusement. Ikeji aja
You are nothing but a queefing poosay for not backing up that phoolish claim of yours. May the rest of your days be spent in sorrow for not showing proof. Agbaya adojutini. Let me chill with the curses because even Cobhams Asuquo can ser you are cursed already! No wonder small boys that should be calling you Bros continue raining insults on that gorodom of misfortune sprouting from your neck. You cannot possibly be in my league! You are a parakeet without any discernible thought process or pattern of its own


It's better to be a glory hunter than being a 45 year old wasteman who specializes in monitoring the lives of others on a faceless forum. Think about it! You have seen 11 World cups yet there is nothing to show for your moribund existence. Tell airmark your lover boy to buy you very strong rope on your next birthday or on St Valentine's day whichever comes first

Pataki:


I have spare time on my hands this evening to engage you in this back and forth exercise of my fingers on the keyboard. As expected, your retort lacks any form of originality and a missing or highly-deficient working effective brain. Been a while I actually did this, but I will engage you this evening. Let me flog some foolishness out of your idiotic brain this evening.

Your megedefegede insults starts with the usual: Pataki is 45 years. I often laugh it off. Let me reveal a bit of me for you to go figure out. Fun fact: I served in Kogi State for my NYSC in 2005/2006. If going by your foolish stipulation to the assumption of my current age as 45, that means I was 33/34 years of age at the time of my Youth Service. When the NYSC maximum age of mobilization is 30 years. Can you see how enormously stewpeed you are?! Yet you have the temerity, the audacity to talk of intelligence?! As I earlier stated, you are the most nauseating idiotic bag of nuisance to grace this forum! Walai, E no go better for the person that cursed you with this mad idiocy!

Now tell me, why should I bother exposing any further lies you continue spewing on this board? Eruditor and a few others have done an excellent job some pages back exposing you for the bag of ignorance and liar that you are. You think I am in the league of those who engage in the senseless debates that glorify your idiotic egos on this thread? How dare me engage you in an intellectual debate! Who are you? A useless gloryhunter. (Eruditor 2017)

A senseless follow-follow dog. Even a pròstitute has more moral values than a rabid Ajakaja40. Keep jumping from club to club. Arindincious fellow!

You always have spare time as the useless idle yob wey you be. Why you dey pretend like it is within your brain's capability to be busy? That feature is beyond you
It is only when your effeminate psyche cannot cope with my heavy and iron fisted blows, that you conjure some excuse to run away as usual. My retort lacked originality but you were sufficiently pained to chronicle an autobiography on your banal existence. It's always amusing how easy I trigger your feminine side. Always trying to impress your master, You would soon provide details as to how your progenitors combined to bring forth your cursed existence when I am done with you. O ti mo meme


Oloshi ni e sha. Haven't we heard of age cheats? Odds are you had to trim down your age to be eligible for service. See this aged mofo trying to explain the inexplicable, Aimoye eyan to koja 30 ta ri tan mobilize. A mentally challenged troglodyte like you would obviously have little difficulties exploiting a corrupt institution like NYSC. Ewu! You are quite ret@rded for even bringing up such a mor0nic defense. Keep disgracing yourself for our amusement. Ikeji aja
You are nothing but a queefing poosay for not backing up that phoolish claim of yours. May the rest of your days be spent in sorrow for not showing proof. Agbaya adojutini. Let me chill with the curses because even Cobhams Asuquo can ser you are cursed already! No wonder small boys that should be calling you Bros continue raining insults on that gorodom of misfortune sprouting from your neck. You cannot possibly be in my league! You are a parakeet without any discernible thought process or pattern of its own


It's better to be a glory hunter than being a 45 year old wasteman who specializes in monitoring the lives of others on a faceless forum. Think about it! You have seen 11 World cups yet there is nothing to show for your moribund existence. Tell airmark your lover boy to buy you very strong rope on your next birthday or on St Valentine's day whichever comes first , so you can do the needful

Oloriburuku yi o ti e ni iti ju rara. True true them say mad person no dey shame na him relatives dey shame for am.

Eruditor banged you, passed you to pataki. You no dey tire ni,ajakaja40?

airmark:
Eruditor banged you, passed you to pataki. You no dey tire ni,ajakaja40?

You no dey tire to dey rim Pataki ni? I no know why Chelsea fan dey give another person your glory. Na you be the authentic Rimlord. It's not coincidental that the word can be found in your name.

A40:

You always have spare time as the useless idle yob wey you be. Why you dey pretend like it is within your brain's capability to be busy? That feature is beyond you
It is only when your effeminate psyche cannot cope with my heavy and iron fisted blows, that you conjure some excuse to run away as usual. My retort lacked originality but you were sufficiently pained to chronicle an autobiography on your banal existence. It's always amusing how easy I trigger your feminine side. Always trying to impress your master, You would soon provide details as to how your progenitors combined to bring forth your cursed existence when I am done with you. O ti mo meme


Oloshi ni e sha. Haven't we heard of age cheats? Odds are you had to trim down your age to be eligible for service. See this aged mofo trying to explain the inexplicable, Aimoye eyan to koja 30 ta ri tan mobilize. A mentally challenged troglodyte like you would obviously have little difficulties exploiting a corrupt institution like NYSC. Ewu! You are quite ret@rded for even bringing up such a mor0nic defense. Keep disgracing yourself for our amusement. Ikeji aja
You are nothing but a queefing poosay for not backing up that phoolish claim of yours. May the rest of your days be spent in sorrow for not showing proof. Agbaya adojutini. Let me chill with the curses because even Cobhams Asuquo can ser you are cursed already! No wonder small boys that should be calling you Bros continue raining insults on that gorodom of misfortune sprouting from your neck. You cannot possibly be in my league! You are a parakeet without any discernible thought process or pattern of its own


It's better to be a glory hunter than being a 45 year old wasteman who specializes in monitoring the lives of others on a faceless forum. Think about it! You have seen 11 World cups yet there is nothing to show for your moribund existence. Tell airmark your lover boy to buy you very strong rope on your next birthday or on St Valentine's day , whichever comes first so you can do the needful

Cybercafe boy feeling fly! No be today one don know your ways for this board. Foolish gloryhunter that you are. Prove that I am 45 years of age! When I called you a liar, who would say anything just to prove a point on the internet, you began fuming like one who just consumed the devil's seed.

When have you ever held any thought of your own on this board? Spew lies here and there and claiming intelligence. What an idioot. Ears blocked, mouth wide open. Yet no intellectual substance to reckon with.

Just because everyone in your hopeless existence abides with the nature of cheating, does not mean this honorable Pataki is in your league! No wonder the asswipe spends his time on Tinder swiping here and there looking for one mumu Lola. Life must be so useless and worthless for you that you think cheating with your age, forming internet swagger makes you a man. As if that is not enough, you jump from one club to another. What an agony to live the kind of life you live. Gloryhunter abule omo!

You think you are winding me up? Haha! What will this foolish dog not think to swag himself up today! Alinco40 bobo Jesu sunkun! Your days of sorrow and endless regrets are long and agonizing. Little wonder you came on the forum to be lamenting that you are hopelessly single. Why won't you be single? Anyone who comes across your existence immediately knows where your end lies - a frustrated human dog! Pataki has and will always live a salubrious life. You are closer to your dotage than this obsolete rambunctiousness you are trying to display. Spare those who know your existence in real life the daily tears now! Do the needful!!!!

airmark:
Eruditor banged you, passed you to pataki. You no dey tire ni,ajakaja40?

You see the confused idiot dey copy and paste himself on the same comment. He is fast losing his marbles right now.

Arjen Robben is finished.

A40:
You no dey tire to dey rim Pataki ni? I no know why Chelsea fan dey give another person your glory. Na you be the authentic Rimlord. It's not coincidental that the word can be found in your name.

People would just come here, flog you and your boss wouldn't rescue you. Why would he? When you called him out on fraudiola and threw shades at him.

You now look like a stranger in your mentor's house. Go and rub your chin on the floor, before dayo and beg for forgiveness, so that he can give you support like he was doing before.

This battering from outsiders, needs to stop.

Pataki:


You see the confused idiot dey copy and paste himself on the same comment. He is fast losing his marbles right now.

Dayo will be mocking him behind the screen.

This thread sha

airmark:


Dayo will be mocking him behind the screen.

Apari Dayo wey no gbadun before before.

Pataki:


Cybercafe boy feeling fly! No be today one don know your ways for this board. Foolish gloryhunter that you are. Prove that I am 45 years of age! When I called you a liar, who would say anything just to prove a point on the internet, you began fuming like one who just consumed the devil's seed.

When have you ever held any thought of your own on this board? Spew lies here and there and claiming intelligence. What an idioot. Ears blocked, mouth wide open. Yet no intellectual substance to reckon with.

Just because everyone in your hopeless existence abides with the nature of cheating, does not mean this honorable Pataki is in your league! No wonder the asswipe spends his time on Tinder swiping here and there looking for one mumu Lola. Life must be so useless and worthless for you that you think cheating with your age, forming internet swagger makes you a man. As if that is not enough, you jump from one club to another. What an agony to live the kind of life you live. Gloryhunter abule omo!

You think you are winding me up? Haha! What will this foolish dog not think to swag himself up today! Alinco40 bobo Jesu sunkun! Your days of sorrow and endless regrets are long and agonizing. Little wonder you came on the forum to be lamenting that you are hopelessly single. Why won't you be single? Anyone who comes across your existence immediately knows where your end lies - a frustrated human dog! Pataki has and will always live a salubrious life. You are closer to your dotage than this obsolete rambunctiousness you are trying to display. Spare those who know your existence in real life the daily tears now! Do the needful!!!!

Which kin dyslexic eleribu be this? Shey aisan arugbo
ti'n se e ni that you can't even remember the m0ronic incantation you chanted in your last few posts barely a day
ago? I gave you a simple challenge and you failed miserably yet you ask me to prove you are 45. That aja
you keep screaming ad nauseum na him go chop your mouth

The ex village eediot and now useless traveling stripper is forming real fan. Go to a Tottenham or Millwall fan pelu enu rirun yen tan ma fi oko pamo si and tell them you are a true Arsenal fan, let's see whether slaps and insults are not rained on you and your Oloshious personality. Orisirisi! The Phoolish Molete urchin sef dey form true fan. Awada keri keri

I'm not a bare douchegoblin suffering Napoleonic complex like you. If I go off this forum for a month acolytes and intelligent people who I engage in mature dialogue would ask for my whereabouts. Ariwo ko ni music. You are but a prepubescent teenage girl in a man's body that has to call himself Pataki on a faceless forum to feel good about his moribund existence. Not only are you the biggest Loser to have ever walked the surface of God's green earth but your only function on this forum and purpose in life is to side with any imbec!le that has a vendetta against the tormentor of your soul. Your life must truly be a living nightmare. Keep bleating like a she-goat in heat about Tinder. You can notify Buhari sef. Ko kan aye! There are actually many beautiful women on Tinder For your informate. Pretty women who are articulate, classier and more accomplished than all the girls you have ever being with in your miserable life before you made the dishonorable switch to men. Olofo adofuro oshi! Weren't you the decrepit old phool bragging about some random girls liking your Youtube video last year. Egbe e lo Youtube channel for productive purposes. Even small girls wey reach to call you Uncle! Broda Agbaya

Some of your mates are already running for State/Federal House of Rep and Councillors, Iwo obo langido yi you are still forming hip hop hooray doing ijo awareness all over the place. That's how demons keep dancing ijo yoyo with your destiny. Eranko Ibiye. How can A-40 lament about being single? Louis Farrakhan would knack white women before that ever happens!! You must mistake me for one of your useless Elebolo sisters! but you sef reason am, who go wan tie himself down with serial aseyun wey get wombs like something wey zombie from Resident Evil don destroy? Giri and warapa grip that leprous hand wey you take type that phoolish statement. .

Wossss wobi! You useless and m0ronic cyber jaguda at 45. No amount of verbose grammatical megedefegede can mask the frustration, misfortune and dysfunction which you epitomize. Everything in your miserable life is inverted. Even the fun and games children had and left behind in their teenage years is what you are just trying to catch now. Do Planet Earth a solid and Asphyxiate yourself! I promise even your Nairaland bae Air mark would not miss you

airmark:




People would just come here, flog you and your boss wouldn't rescue you. Why would he? When you called him out on fraudiola and threw shades at him.

You now look like a stranger in your mentor's house. Go and rub your chin on the floor, before dayo and beg for forgiveness, so that he can give you support like he was doing before.

This battering from outsiders, needs to stop.

Just be rimming Pataki and doing your hype man work dey go. Soft work!

I swear I dey economize the way I read this thread, .make e no finish.

Na 1 post a day I dey read - 2 on weekends

Nihilist:
I swear I dey economize the way I read this thread, .make e no finish.

Na 1 post a day I dey read - 2 on weekends

Damn!!! Who else refreshed this thread for updates?? lol

A40:
Which kin dyslexic eleribu be this? Shey aisan arugbo
ti'n se e ni that you can't even remember the m0ronic incantation you chanted in your last few posts barely a day
ago? I gave you a simple challenge and you failed miserably yet you ask me to prove you are 45. That aja
you keep screaming ad nauseum na him go chop your mouth

The ex village eediot and now useless traveling stripper is forming real fan. Go to a Tottenham or Millwall fan pelu enu rirun yen tan ma fi oko pamo si and tell them you are a true Arsenal fan, let's see whether slaps and insults are not rained on you and your Oloshious personality. Orisirisi! The Phoolish Molete urchin sef dey form true fan. Awada keri keri

I'm not a bare douchegoblin suffering Napoleonic complex like you. If I go off this forum for a month acolytes and intelligent people who I engage in mature dialogue would ask for my whereabouts. Ariwo ko ni music. You are but a prepubescent teenage girl in a man's body that has to call himself Pataki on a faceless forum to feel good about his moribund existence. Not only are you the biggest Loser to have ever walked the surface of God's green earth but your only function on this forum and purpose in life is to side with any imbec!le that has a vendetta against the tormentor of your soul. Your life must truly be a living nightmare. Keep bleating like a she-goat in heat about Tinder. You can notify Buhari sef. Ko kan aye! There are actually many beautiful women on Tinder For your informate. Pretty women who are articulate, classier and more accomplished than all the girls you have ever being with in your miserable life before you made the dishonorable switch to men. Olofo adofuro oshi! Weren't you the decrepit old phool bragging about some random girls liking your Youtube video last year. Egbe e lo Youtube channel for productive purposes. Even small girls wey reach to call you Uncle! Broda Agbaya

Some of your mates are already running for State/Federal House of Rep and Councillors, Iwo obo langido yi you are still forming hip hop hooray doing ijo awareness all over the place. That's how demons keep dancing ijo yoyo with your destiny. Eranko Ibiye. How can A-40 lament about being single? Louis Farrakhan would knack white women before that ever happens!! You must mistake me for one of your useless Elebolo sisters! but you sef reason am, who go wan tie himself down with serial aseyun wey get wombs like something wey zombie from Resident Evil don destroy? Giri and warapa grip that leprous hand wey you take type that phoolish statement. .

Wossss wobi! You useless and m0ronic cyber jaguda at 45. No amount of verbose grammatical megedefegede can mask the frustration, misfortune and dysfunction which you epitomize. Everything in your miserable life is inverted. Even the fun and games children had and left behind in their teenage years is what you are just trying to catch now. Do Planet Earth a solid and Asphyxiate yourself! I promise even your Nairaland bae Air mark would not miss you

Yawns! *Stretches his Patakicious fingers with a wicked grin * So this hopeless doofus waited for hours to type this knowing I would be asleep. Ko le werk! It is an eysore to see verbiage upon verbiage, foolishness upon greater foolishness, with no recourse to intellectual remorse and thinking from you. You are dangerously daft oh Ajakaja40! Abeg stay single and die single! The world has enough idiots to deal with already. Prove that I am 45! You idiotic nuisance. Dumbo (apologies once more to Eruku), is running away. Told you, you will lie to prove a point like that greater idiot called Donald Trump is doing. Asking me for a miserable challenge after the likes of Eruditor had bludgeoned your hopeless brain over the same discourse. You are an unrepentant cyber-charlatan!

You see, the life you fantasize I have lived it. As they say: been there, done that. Fun Fact (again): Some of my best friends from London are Tottenham fans. When this honorable Pataki was living in the UK almost 8 years ago, proudly walking the street of North London with great friends as an Arsenal boy, you were here begging Ramuzaki for Bayern jersey aka aso inule. Foolish gloryhunter! What an agony to be you! Does your head hurt with all that amount of life frustration and pristine idiocy? Pele ti e! Long may it continue!!

Ta ni miss weyrey?! That was what ''Shine'' the local street weyrey back in Abeokuta used to say when he went missing for days on the streets. You think nairaland swagger is all that? At your age, you are boasting of beautiful women on Tinder! LMAO! Na your type dem dey put for that show on MTv called Catfish. What kind of Abirun40 are you sef? I will be on the alert from now onwards. Anytime I come across that Dr Phil show where he is talking of Nigerians scamming old American women, Ajakaja40 aka Cybercafe boy, aka Dumbo, aka Arindin40, aka Gloryhunter, aka Giringori, aka Alinco bobo, aka oko-Lola omo Tinder, aka Omugo ponbele will come to the forefront. Go out into the real world and meet women, idiot is hiding behind computer screen fishing after internet pictures. Na so you worwor reach in life? Or is your self-esteem and self worth that really low? Coming on Nairaland to complain how frustrated your single life is, yet at the same time making braggadocio of several women at your fingertip. Love me jeje, love me Tinder (apologies to Sir Lagbaja)! E no go better for you!

Lastly, dancing is my hobby. Keeps me fit and oh fun fact (again) - REAL women in REAL life loves a guy who knows how to work-out his body! Go and ask the likes of Michael Jackson why at 50 yepa sold out a concert in London prior to his untimely death. Yet this rancid cybercafe agege doofus, this odious idiot, this squalid no-real life dolt, this juvenile obsolete rambunctious gloryhunter dares to mention politicians, as his role models and life mentors. When asked what this cybercafe agege goat does for sports, you remember what you said? Golf! Weyrey oniro buruku! Not even Ramuzaki your internet fada would dare spin such a lie here from America.

Today is Sunday. I dey go church and thereafter hit the gym. I have a life to live. Real people to engage with. Siddon for cybercafe and self-service yourself off over beautiful women on Tinder and internet people missing you. What a misfortuned degenerate!

Omo na wa o! No be small thing. See epistles.

Raumdeuter, why are you this wicked? Come and carry your Afaulty, we don't want again.