White Porn is for patient people,interesting story line, Introduction, Body and conclusion... they start having sex 30min later.
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Black porn as soon as you press play, Boom they are busy

Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to get ripe, My brother others are eating them with salt.

You Know Your Bae Is Ugly,When You Introduce Her To Your Parents They Will Be Like:
As Long You Love Each Other!!

She came at night, exposed my body, got on top of me, touched me, she bite, sucked, swallowed, when she was satisfied, she left I was hurt. . . Bloody Mosquito!!
May God forgive your dirty mind

Krystaal:
"I was in a Taxi typing a message to my friend and I realized the dude next to me was reading everything I was typing.
I then change my mind and wrote:
"Dear Sangoma,the Snake you gave me is giving me a problem now,it wants to get out of the Bag.so I am afraid it will bite the guy sitting next to me.Suddenly,the guy shouted..."Driver! Driver Please Stop!

Krystaal:
You Know Your Bae Is Ugly,When You Introduce Her To Your Parents They Will Be Like:
As Long You Love Each Other!!

So someone cannot dial a wrong number In this Naija and a celebrity or a politician will pick Must it always be Aboki

That few days when you are busy stressing, and worried that your girlfriend is struggling from period pains.
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Wheras another guy is celebrating, that if she's on periods, it means she's not pregnant.

have to stop making promises during sex.......Now I owe one Lady two houses, one helicopter, three cars........where do I start?

THE ONLY TIME PARENTS BECOME HUMBLE IS WHEN YOU ARE TEACHING THEM HOW TO OPERATE A SMART PHONE YOU CAN EVEN SEND THEM TO GET YOU WATER FROM THE FRIDGE

Krystaal:
have to stop making promises during sex.......Now I owe one Lady two houses, one helicopter, three cars........where do I start?

Hahaha, promise is a debt ohhh

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Krystaal:
So someone cannot dial a wrong number In
this Naija and a celebrity or a politician will
pick
Must it always be Aboki

Aboki and wrong number dialling are like 5 & 6

To those guys and girls who used used to start a song during Assembly in school, How's life...how many Albums do u have now?

I'm glad ATMs say "Please take your cash" because manners are important, otherwise I'd leave the money there if they didn't ask me nicely

I just found out that Catching flowers at weddings does not make u d next bride...My neighbour has caught 13 already & she doesn't even have a BF

*I'd wanted to go out jogging this morning BUT I read proverbs 28:1 which says "the wicked runs when no man is chasing them" So I stopped and sat back at home jejely

# That moment when you get a voice note from your crush and you go to every corner and room in your house for headphones, only to hear
"Go away please, you aren't my type"

Nothing is more painful than using the whole Saturday to wash your boyfriend's clothes, Only for him to break up with you on Sunday morning

Nice one.... Been following back to back

Krystaal:
I'm glad ATMs say "Please take your cash" because manners are important, otherwise I'd leave the money there if they didn't ask me nicely

, when are you going to dash that lady the money now? Respect is reciprocal you know

Krystaal:
I just found out that Catching flowers at weddings does not make u d next bride...My neighbour has caught 13 already & she doesn't even have a BF

hahahaha

Krystaal:
*I'd wanted to go out jogging this morning BUT I read proverbs 28:1 which says "the wicked runs when no man is chasing them" So I stopped and sat back at home jejely

When I was young, I decided to take medical exams, at the entrance exams we were told to rearrange P N E I S to form a very important organ in the human body that is mostly useful when erect.
Those like James who answered S P I N E are doctors today, the rest of us are on Nairaland

If you're broke and your woman is paying your rent then it's your role to scream during Sex. You can't be useless day and night

Krystaal:
When I was young, I decided to take medical exams, at the entrance exams we were told to rearrange P N E I S to form a very important organ in the human body that is mostly useful when erect.
Those like James who answered S P I N E are doctors today, the rest of us are on Nairaland

Werey!!....me sef miss am , me n dirty mind dey go together like bread and ewa-agonyi. One of the reasons I'm always present on NL.

Once again, i would like to greet all the guys that have no kids. Whereas they are in relationships with ladies that have kids.
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I am saying " What kind of a match that begins with 1 - 0 score ?

Relationship Stress can make you go to a Funeral of someone you don't know just to Cry so Hard without anyone judging you!

Follow on Ig@_official_Krystal_

Nothing makes me happy than a movie written 18VNSL.......

That moment when You Realize You Submitted The Question Paper And Went Home With The Answer Sheet .

Follow me on Ig@_official_krystal_

shervydman:

Werey!!....me sef miss am , me n dirty mind dey go together like bread and ewa-agonyi. One of the reasons I'm always present on NL.

Krystaal:
That moment when You Realize You Submitted The Question Paper And Went Home With The Answer Sheet .

Follow me on Ig@_official_krystal_

lol