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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by orgzeyn(m): 9:52pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:12am On Oct 31, 2017 |
I just pity those boys that will be squeezing girls neck during copulation. When the girl suffocates and die, you'll explain to the police why you can't do simple doggy style. And I'm very sure the girl will also explain to God why she can't ask you to do simple Missionary position. 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:04pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Some of you girls have your own Boyfriends,but you still ask for Airtime from people's Boyfriends.. My Question Is:Have you ever seen shoprite Employees Getting paid their Salaries at Spar? 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:10pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
I once Blocked my Mom's Slap...the Next Day She was telling the whole Relative and Her Friends that i wanted to Kill Her! 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:17pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
A Pilot was told to carry mad men from Nigeria to the U.S.A For treatment, he agreed and carried them in his plane. . . On their way, everywhere was so noisy, later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said "Please can you teach me how to fly an aeroplane?" . . The pilot replied, "i will teach you how to fly a plane if you'll tell your friends to stop making noise (knowing he won't do it) . . The mad man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was so silent and calm as if an angel entered the plane. . . A minutes later, the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now! . . the pilot became happy and asked "what did you do to them that made them to keep calm?" . . The mad man replied, "I opened the door for them to go and play outside" . . The pilot fainted! 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:19pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
A man fainted in front of KFC, then the whole people in the restaurant rushed to him and rescue him, one person shouted " Bring him water plz ". Then the man ( Who fainted) opened a left eye and said " If I wanted water i would've fainted In front of the whole sea, don't bullshit me, look at where I fainted and do the right thing" 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:25pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
That moment when u're very ugly that way when your Father Look at u and told your Mother that,"We should've used Condom on this one" 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:46pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Krystaal: So true |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:56pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
*Why is the pussy located at the lower part of the body n the boobs on the uppet part * *because......milk should be kept away from the cat * knowledge will not kill me 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by bamdly(m): 10:57pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
Krystaal:u haven't post anythin on ur IG page Oga Krystal |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:15pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
bamdly: Yes sir I'm working on another page solely for my jokes....I'm yet to get enough support...I'm sorry 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:18pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
STUPIDITY: is when you have a Land Rover and a Land cruiser but still have Landlord. 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:20pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
The number of beds some ladies
have slept on,are enough to open a
National hospital*. 5 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:22pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Krystaal: Sheer Stupidity indeed! |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:23pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Krystaal: hahahahahahah Oga Krystaal well done ooo |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:32pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
When a lady sits on a table while she's on her periods.
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It automatically becomes a periodic table. 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:33pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
vivie01: 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:36pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Nowadays, relationships are like birthday parties.
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Once the cake is eaten, then the party is over. 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:36pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
When married people are having sex, is like jazz music. They do it soft, and peacefully. . But for cheating couples it's fast like Tsonga music. You will return home tired, and feeling like you were involved on a car accident. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:40pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Two drunk girls were walking home, coming from a night club. They got frightened when walking near a high accident zone. . A good Samaritan guy came with a Range Rover, and gave them a lift. They thanked him for the relief from the fright. He said "You should be frightened, because i was also killed here". 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 8:40pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Krystaal: |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:48pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Krystaal: Na to freeze there ooooooo |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:50am On Nov 04, 2017 |
Krystaal: Boyfriends' got to be loyal! |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:23am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Girls should be like butterflies .. Beautiful & Hard to catch
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But a lot of you are like mosquitoes .. Annoying & Easy to smash 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:25am On Nov 05, 2017 |
When a woman decides to revenge, even the devil sits down to take lessons 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:27am On Nov 05, 2017 |
My friend asked me "Why are you getting a divorce?" I responded, "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house." He said, "So?" And then I responded, "I know she's lying because I spent the night at her sisters house! 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:31am On Nov 05, 2017 |
A married couple are out at a dance. There’s a guy on the dance floor break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife says to her husband, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he’s still celebrating." 5 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:41am On Nov 05, 2017 |
vivie01:Thank God body parts are not removable if not you'll see girls like Vivie01 asking their friends "Abeg borrow me your breast, you know say my own don fall..I wan go see my bf" 5 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 1:31pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Krystaal: Hahahahaha oga Krystaal, you wan try me? , well you said girls LIKE Vivie01, so definitely, not Vivie01 |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 1:34pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Krystaal:Bad enough!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 2:07pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
That awkward moment your younger brother ask you to spell diarrhea in front of the whole family and you are like Can't you check your dictionary? Oponu! Then your dad boomed "spell it for him now, agba ya" And the whole house went silent again for you to talk and your brother getting set to right it down Then you are like... D-a-o-r-i-a.....dioaria Asiri werey ba tu!!! 5 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 2:11pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Krystaal:mo ku o.......jesu gbami!!!! |
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