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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 2:20pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Krystaal: Trying to form and take escape route out b4 papa come corner am ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 2:20pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:11pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
A thief stole a television set from a house, as he ran out, a mad man who is a resident in that house gave the thief a hot chase. The more the thief ran,the more the mad man increased his pace.... The thief could not run any more at a point and sat under a tree. The mad man caught up with him and sat next to him panting for breathe. After a while, the thief broke the silence. Thief: Why are you chasing after me? Mad man: You forgot the remote control. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:13pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
some one just told me ugly girls fall pregnant just to prove they can have sex too. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:14pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
My crush just liked my profile picture on Facebook
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Anyone who knows a wedding planner ?? . inbox me please 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:17pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
One of the best feelings in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke & nobody laughs ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:18pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Step Dad : Kids Your Making Noise...Shut the hell Up!
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Kids : You Found Us Making Noise...So Please Excuse Us! ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:20pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Most people take many selfie pics, save the best pictures, and delete the others. . But later, we see them walking like the deleted pictures on the streets. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:27pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Blacks will walk with slippers shoes in the mall.
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Just to prove that they came with a car, not public transport. ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:30pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
I heard some ladies saying things like "There's nothing i can't do that men can do". . My sister, can you also wear a single under wear for the whole week ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:31pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
It's confusing when you see short people celebrating their birthdays. Whereas they are not even growing that same height for 5 birthdays ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:34pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Heartbreak will make you go out with your remote thinking it's your phone ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:36pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
A grade 3 learner asked her teacher, what are periods. Teacher said " A periods is a length of time for each lesson". . The boy replied "That periods must be realy bad, because my sister told mum that she missed her periods, my daddy fainted, and our gardner escaped. ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 7:58pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Krystaal: No be small thing ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 7:59pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:49am On Nov 08, 2017 |
I always enjoyed sleeping naked. . Until the day a rat nearly circumcised me for a second time. Trust me, i will never sleep naked again. 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:51am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Wife:What are you doing?
Hubby:I'm killing Mosquitoes
Wife:How many did you killed so far?
Hubby:5 in total,2 Males and 3 females
Wife:Whaaat? How do you know their Genders?
Hubby:2 near the Beer and 3 near the Mirror ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:00am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Awoman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a Vagina??" She slams the door in disgust.the next day she hears a knock,opens up and its the same man.He ask the same question,the woman slams the door again.her husband get back home after work.the lady tells him what happened for the last 2 days." Husband says to her,"Honey,I'm taking a day off tomorrow to be home just in case this bastard shows up again." The next morning,they hear a knock at the door and the husband says,"I am going to hide behind the door and listen.if it is the same guy,I want you to answer "Yes" to see where he is going with this I want to beat the hell out of him! The man asks the same Question,"Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes!" Replies the woman. The man replies:"Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife alone and start using yours 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:01am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Last friday was my Birthday.my girlfriend didn't wish me a happy Birthday. My parents forgot also and so did my friends?... I went to work and even my Colleagues didn't wish me a happy Birthday.as I entered my office,my Secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".....mmm I fell so special.She asked me out for Lunch." After Lunch,she invited me to her apartment.we went there and she said,"Do you mind if I go into the Bedroom for a minute?" "Okay",I said....She came out 5 minutes later with a Birthday Cake and Champaigne.My girlfriend,My parents,my friends and my Colleagues...all screaming....."Surprise!!!!! Guess What Happened?? . . . . I was waiting on the Sofa.....Naked!! 5 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:16am On Nov 08, 2017 |
I have changed my car hooter. It sounds like a gunshot instead of that "beep - beep" sound. . Trust me, it's amazing now, people move faster on the road when i hoot now. ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 2:39pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 2:42pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
Krystaal: Hahahahahhahahaha, he go pray say make ground open mouth make he enter right there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 2:44pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
Krystaal: You go give people HBP ooooooo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by maleekfrenzy(m): 6:08pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
I laughed to the extent that tears was coming from my eyes..kudos bro |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by TheGoodTruth(m): 6:37pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
Krystaal: ![]() Latest definition of gobe. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Mistymash: 12:50pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
I will lace the condom with chloroquine. Will wait for you for your next prescription ![]() Krystaal: |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:03pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Short people are looking very funny when wearing sun hats.
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They would be looking exactly like mushrooms. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:05pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
There are many things we can learn from Dogs like being Loyal,protective,caring and loving unconditionally,but we choose to learn only one thing . . . . Dog Style...Why? ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:06pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Steal your Girl's phone and Text her Best friend saying.."I'm pregnant and if she replies "for who?" . . . My Brother I have a story to tell ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:09pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Real Stress is when you finally meet your Girlfriend's Mother and she says, "So you are the one who is always dropping off my daughter at 3AM every weekend with a Red Car? ......But you don't even have a Bicycle.... ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:16pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Tips for loosing weight..!
Slowly turn your head to the left then again to your right..
Repeat this exercise when offered food.. ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
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