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A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 1:44pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
Here Mattu was challenged by Gwana(a christian). Gwana claimed that through the name of Jesus, Mattu's knees would bow. Mattu went and selected ordinary cowries and five people. Then he played a trick on Gwana the Christian whose continuous shout of Jesus name didn't have effect on Mattu the brain user. When Mattu brought the ordinary cowries close to Gwana the Christian, he fainted because of excess fear of the cowries. Read the full story here: I am hoping for a day when myself and few other people would meet some Christians on NL here and try this kind of trick on each other. I will laff taya when they shout the name of jesus and our knees remain unbended ![]() Wilgrea7, Gboyee4fun, Junia, Jacksonville, Felixmor, Hahn, Hardmirror, Seun, HopefulLandlord, Urheme, Luvmijeje, Kingebukasblog, Oladeegbu, Plaetton, Akintom, 4 kings, Blue agent, Junia,4evergod(the thief on holiday) etc. DOCTUFOS: Aferk 14: 1-24 Chapter Fourteen 1. Now when the foreigners who had dominated many kingdoms around Ashant heard the deeds of Mattu, they said, we shall go and possess Ashant by force. 2. And Ashant shall be our colony once again. 3. Now Gwana said, when I fell unconscious, I saw myself conquering in the name of Zeusus(jesus). And all you who ganged up against me fell and your knees bowed. 4. And you all confessed that Zeusus Krista is lord. 5. And Mattu said, you are a fool, O Gwana. For the wishes of your thought and incantations have made to you a hallucination according to your will. 6. And that which you could not achieve while you were conscious is what your inner consciousness have made you to experience. 7. And Gwana refused to comply. And he said, let us fix again a day in which we shall stand together and use the power in our hands to see who shall bow for the other. 8. For I know surely that your knees shall bow for Zeusus Krista the son of god. 9. And Mattu said, I do not like noise but action. For if you shall not make noise into my ears when we perform our tricks, then shall I accept your challenge. 10. And Gwana said, it is not a trick. For the name of Zeusus is not like magia. But it works wonder. 11. And Mattu went and selected five homos, saying, when I touch you, you shall fall flat as if you have died. 12. And so shall Gwana fear. And Mattu took seven cowries in his hands. 13. And Gwana came with three homos who were converted to Krishtanite like himself. And their names were Sei and Buset and Esien. 14. And many homos watched them. And Gwana and the three homos whom he brought with him began to make noise as they came around Mattu. 15. And they shouted a great noise into his ears, saying, fall down now in the name of Zeusus! And they repeated their noise in the ears of Mattu . 16. And Mattu cried, have you not agreed that we shall not make noise? And Mattu ran towards the five homos whom he had selected. 17. And he touched them with the cowries immediately. And the five of them fell down like the stems of a banana. And they appeared as if they had died. 18. And Mattu began to run towards Gwana and the three homos who were making noise. 19. And immediately, the three homos fell to the earth, kneeling down and begging for their lives. For they feared the thing which they saw, thinking that the five homos whom Mattu touched with the cowries had died. 20. And Gwana was more afraid than the other three. And he shouted the blood of Zeusus continually as Mattu drew closer to him, laughing mischievously. 21. And when Mattu brought the cowries close to his forehead to touch his head with it, he fainted and fell down before Mattu. 22. And all they who saw what had happened began to laugh when the five homos who fell down as if they had died began to rise to their feet. 23. And Mattu said, I have won the trick game which myself and Gwana made. And when Gwana awoke from his unconsciousness, he knew that he had been tricked. 24. And all his life, he hated the foreigners. And he lived a quiet life, for the disappointment which he was confronted with in the name of Zeusus Krista was too great for him. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by luvmijeje(f): 6:57am On Apr 18, 2017 |
Both Gwana and Matt are foolish. Most especially Gwana for applying worldly wisdom to God's words. |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 7:29am On Apr 18, 2017 |
luvmijeje: What is the difference between what they did and what Elijah and the prophets of baal did? I don't see anything foolish about being practical. I think you are being hypocritical. Assuming Gwana won, you would be shouting hallelujah, now he lost and u are saying this ![]() |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by luvmijeje(f): 10:38am On Apr 18, 2017 |
otemanuduno: The different between him and Elijah was that Elijah was sent 1st King 18:1-2 says 18 After a long time, in the third year, the word of the Lord came to Elijah: “Go and present yourself to Ahab, and I will send rain on the land.” 2 So Elijah went to present himself to Ahab. Gwana went on a foolish errand. |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 10:56am On Apr 18, 2017 |
luvmijeje: This is off point. Elijah gathered the prophets of Baal and suggested that they should test which god is more powerful. Why are you quoting what is not relevant to the topic? Or you are trying to say that it was god who told Elijah to perform d errand of killing d prophets of baal ![]() |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by Nobody: 11:29am On Apr 18, 2017 |
otemanuduno:Elijah was a prophet. God would have spoken to him to do what he did. Even Jesus didnt test The Father. |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by luvmijeje(f): 11:45am On Apr 18, 2017 |
otemanuduno: It's not off point, it's very critical. Haven't you heard that shall not tempt the lord your God. 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 11:47am On Apr 18, 2017 |
Junia:And Elijah killed the prophets of baal hope you know. Did yahweh tell him this too? God ALMIGHTY, the father of Yahweh wouldn't direct anyone to kill mankind. Here is why it is dangerous to listen to the voice of an extra terrestrial like yahweh who is so violent in the days when he was active here on earth. If you will listen to an extra terrestrial, listen to the one who is not jealous and power-hungry. Listen to an apolitical and honest extra-terrestial,not a deceptive and vengeful one. May the light of God ALMIGHTY the father of yahweh quickly make the knowledge of God the Universe known in all the world, Amen. 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 11:52am On Apr 18, 2017 |
luvmijeje: You are quoting for me from the book of Eusebius the deceiver and you want me to take you serious? So when did trying to prove the superiority of your god over another god become temptation? Gwana was shamed hands down, same way we have many Nairalander here shamed after challenging the irreligious and brain users like myself to a life-threatening duel. They ended up depressed, questioning their gods or deleting their nairaland accounts or even being chased about as thieves... E.G SAMUEL Ekweme(4evergod), Frankmishael, Muafrika2 the curser and G***y. 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by luvmijeje(f): 11:59am On Apr 18, 2017 |
otemanuduno: It's like I'm speaking to a wall. I don't understand your ranting. 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 12:03pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
luvmijeje:Okay, if you don't know, you have to know: Eusebius, a human being like you, is the one who wrote 75% of the things you call gospel today. The jesus you worship isn't a real entity, but Eusebius wrote a story about him, using the character of a real Zeusus Krista to write his story. Zeusus Krista was a deciever far back millions of years ago. Eusebius then wrote a story based on that deciever, and called the hero of that story jesus. Therefore anything you are quoting from Matthew to John are 75% the works of Eusebius, therefore you can't expect me to take a fiction serious. 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by luvmijeje(f): 12:06pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
otemanuduno:So I've been wasting my time. I've marked your name. |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 12:15pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
luvmijeje: Well... Let's hope I'll change, because you said your god will shock me by the end of this month. ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by Nobody: 3:29pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
otemanuduno:Yahweh created man and the world. He has power to do whatever He wants. No one can question Him. |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 3:47pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Junia:LOL... that logic can only work if those you create have no brain and feel no pain. E.g if I create an unemotional doll or toy, I might decide to burn it off with fire or kill it. But if I create anything in my own image with brains, Thunder fire anyone who wants to tamper with my creature let alone myself sending others to kill or destroy them. Yahweh knows his creator and his creator knows him. 2 Likes |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by Nobody: 3:50pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
otemanuduno:Don't be deceived, He created you too. The devil through his demons have successfully deceived u 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 3:54pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Junia: Which type of laff shld I laff o... Hahaha hahaha, Kikiki Kikiki ![]() ![]() ![]() I am a product of goddess Aluna. My genealogy has been revealed to me already, similar to the Genealogy of Adinoi(aka Otem Erectus). DOCTUFOS: Otem Erectus 3:1-30] |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by Nobody: 4:00pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
otemanuduno:This Doctufos was given to you by the devil and he is giving you fake revelations. Continue following the book of lies. Accept it or don't .. Yahweh created you 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 4:04pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Junia:now if you read that carefully, you will see that my lineage isn't the lineage of yahweh(satan). So what else do you want? 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by Nobody: 5:48pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
otemanuduno:Yahweh created the universe your god. You are therefore His creation. 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 6:09pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Junia:Whenever I say God the Universe, I am not talking of only the physical universe you and I are seeing a fragment of it, rather, I am talking of the sum total of everything, including Yahweh, Allah, myself, you, all energies, etc... Yahweh, Allah and all bad gods happen to be bad and outdated energies within God the Universe and I am sent to the world to dispose them off by converting them to 'junks' and 'jokes' for the next generation as I unveil their creator. Can you type yahweh out of the universe? No, you can't go out of the universe to type yahweh with your phone, therefore yahweh cannot exist without the GOD OF THE UNIVERSE the father of yahweh. 1 Like |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by otemanuduno: 11:22am On Apr 19, 2017 |
Junia:I know my creator, not yahweh. Currently yahweh is in a spiritual cage. |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by OtemSapien: 11:14pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
I'm missing Junia. |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by Nobody: 10:06am On Nov 10, 2017 |
OtemSapien:Junia is growing so he doesn't get involved in certain things again. |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by OtemSapien: 2:51pm On Nov 10, 2017 |
Junia:hmm, I'm happy to hear from you. How's your side? |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 10, 2017 |
OtemSapien:Im doing great. You ? |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by OtemSapien: 8:04pm On Nov 10, 2017 |
Junia:same too. |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by Nobody: 9:13am On Nov 11, 2017 |
OtemSapien:Nice, thats good to hear. |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by 0temAtum: 7:26pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
Junia:Thanks |
Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by OtemAtum: 3:19pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
I love this thread |
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