Krystaal:
Yoruba people will advice you for 6hours...
After they re through,
u will hear "I don't have anything to tell u again a word is enough for d wise."
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...6hours nd u don't have anything to say
if u come get wetin to talk nko

lolx..guy how do u come up with dis things..lyk i go com for joke tutorials for house..keep d fire blazing nwanne

One Drop Of Rain . . . . BOooM The Whole Nigeria Is Hot....

There's no Animal That Runs Fast Than A Lady With Fake Hair and Make Up When It Starts To Rain!!

Research has shown that the early signs of HIV/AIDS includes refusing to be tested.
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No need to argue. Case closed.

My granny is too strict, but sometimes she embarass me in front of my crushes.
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If she see me walking with a slender girl, she would be like "We changed you nappies when you were young, keep chasing Aids, and see who will change you nappies again".

The boss was telling me rules of the company. He said rule 2 is cleanliness.Then he asked me if i have wiped my feets on the main door carpet ?.
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I replied "yes". He said, "Rule no:1 is honesty, and there is no carpet on the door". I am now fired.

Hello Boss.
"I won't be able to come to work today, there's a taxi strike.
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Boss "You mentioned jogging as your hobby in your C.V. Then i want to see you at work within an hour. Bye - bye

Take a girl to a club and she'll wear a tiny dress but when it's time to sleep she'll be wearing a skinny jean, socks, helmet , gloves and overall

When your ex unblocks you, just know life is hard on the other side

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!

When she's explaining how her last boyfriend hurt her and you gotta act like u ain't gonna do the same

Roses are red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go up, Pants go down, Body to body Skin to skin, When its stiff, Stick it in, The Longer its in, The Stronger it gets, It goes in dry And comes out wet, It comes out dripping And starts to sag, Its not what you think...... Its a Teabag

No Body Lowers Their Voice Than a Guy Who ask For a Girl Number In a Taxi

Man sends wife an SMS:
I got hit by a car outside the office. Sarah brought me to the hospital. They have been running tests and X-rays.The blow to my head, though very strong, will not have lasting or serious damages. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and a compound fracture in my left leg. They also may have to amputate my right leg


Wife replies:
Who is Sarah ?!

When you see a Nigerian couple outside staring at the moon in the night, there's nothing romantic about that.Its either they have no power or they are waiting for the harsh smell of a Mosquito killer sprayed inside to die out!

They say milk gives strength. I drank 4 full cups of milk yet i wasn't able to move a wall, but when I drank 4 bottles of beer and I saw the same walls moving all by themselves. These nutritionists can tell lies

An Igbo man bought a well from a Hausa man.
The next day while on his way to market he met the Hausa who told him:
"Brother, I have sold the well to you but I have not sold the water, if you use the water you will have to pay for it."
The Igbo man replied:
"Ah, yes. I was planning to go to your place and ask you to empty the water and if you don't do it then you will have to pay the rent for the water in my well."

A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks. She asks angel: "What are these for?" Angel answers: "These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves." The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ... Angel says: its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told a lie. The woman asks "Where is the clock of our President Buhari ?" The angel replies: That is in our office, We use it as OFFICE FAN
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*HOW TO CROSS ROAD IN iRAQ*
Look left and right for cars and bikes,look up for aeroplane,look down for bomb,look back for kidnappers,hold ur bag tight and watch the person beside u,den walk zigzag to avoid stray bullets.

A very wealthy man was in love with 3 ladies and he wanted to marry one of them but couldnt decide which one. So he decided to test them by giving them R1 million each, the first one went and bought a car for him, the second one bought him expensive clothes and shoes and the third one invested the money and brought back the money.....
He married the one with the biggest ass. Men will always be men.

I know what you were thinking

Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court. Judge: u have 3 kids... How will u divide them?

Husband had a long discussion with his wife & said Ok,sir We will come next year with 1 more kid

9 MONTHS LATER... They got twins

Krystaal:
One Drop Of Rain
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BOooM The Whole Nigeria Is Hot....

Nigeria's mating season

Krystaal:
Hello Boss.
"I won't be able to come to work today, there's a taxi strike.
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Boss "You mentioned jogging as your hobby in your C.V. Then i want to see you at work within an hour. Bye - bye

Krystaal:
When she's explaining how her last boyfriend hurt her and you gotta act like u ain't gonna do the same

Na true. Bad guys everywhere you go like MTN.

Krystaal:
*HOW TO CROSS ROAD IN iRAQ*
Look left and right for cars and bikes,look up for aeroplane,look down for bomb,look back for kidnappers,hold ur bag tight and watch the person beside u,den walk zigzag to avoid stray bullets.

LOL

Krystaal:
A very wealthy man was in love with 3 ladies and he wanted to marry one of them but couldnt decide which one. So he decided to test them by giving them R1 million each, the first one went and bought a car for him, the second one bought him expensive clothes and shoes and the third one invested the money and brought back the money.....
He married the one with the biggest ass. Men will always be men.

I know what you were thinking

Me no understanding ohh

Krystaal:
Man sends wife an SMS:
I got hit by a car outside the office. Sarah brought me to the hospital. They have been running tests and X-rays.The blow to my head, though very strong, will not have lasting or serious damages. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and a compound fracture in my left leg. They also may have to amputate my right leg

Wife replies:
Who is Sarah ?!

That's the one that's most important to her at that point in time now

But e no too good sha

Women can never be satisfied you can rob a bank for her she will complain and ask you why you robbed FCMB instead of UBA cause it has more money

Krystaal:
A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks. She asks angel: "What are these for?" Angel answers: "These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves." The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ... Angel says: its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told a lie. The woman asks "Where is the clock of our President Buhari ?" The angel replies: That is in our office, We use it as OFFICE FAN
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Na lai Muhammad own go bad pass..

Emmancy:
Witchcraft is when u are in class and your manhood decide to erect for no reason. . Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard......� � �

This ond kan embrass person, nice jokes bro

A good girlfriend is the one that stays awake to kill mosquitoes, while her boyfriend sleeps.
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You can argue with your ancestors!

**AFTER SEX** USA girls: Baby did you enjoy it ?? Nigerian girls: Did you release inside me??