shaybebaby:

Na so.

Awon big boys.

big boys? return ticket na only like £650 Economy with BA, na for business class you go see big boys. me no be big boy! oo!
ask martin0

Martin0:


Chai,see why I say women too go smart

Hian don't you have a home here ?why hotel na wa ooo

Well what u said is true sha,most of my friends do say same words base on the expensive flight to nija,and again chai embassy go stress yoù ooo
Sorry eh nor worry I dey promise u something when u show..

Yeah so it is,I wanted to adopt a baby,but coz I don't have breast,I opted out..
I will wait till I get married then pikin go yakpa everywhere

I normally stay with my sister. My mum lives here.

Dash me something? I'm dancing here ooo. But wait, hope it's a whole pig sha, I love me some bacon.

gypsey:
big boys? return ticket na only like £650 Economy with BA, na for business class you go see big boys. me no be big boy! oo!
ask martin0

I jus tire for shay shay ooo
Na business class be big boy's na

shaybebaby:

I normally stay with my sister. My mum lives here.

Dash me something? I'm dancing here ooo. But wait, hope it's a whole pig sha, I love me some bacon.

Eh with your married sister
In her husband house?

Eh pig
How come about pig into this chat
Shay shay right here and now abeg tell me the simple truth,Do u know me

gypsey:
big boys? return ticket na only like £650 Economy with BA, na for business class you go see big boys. me no be big boy! oo!
ask martin0

£650, ke? For real?
Last time I came to naij, it cost me 840 quid and I was only there for 6days. That was with Virgin three years ago. Meanwhile I went to Jamaica last year for two weeks, flight, accommodation, hotel transfers and a four star all inclusive hotel for 1100 quid.
So check it nah, when we are talking about value for your hard earned money, naij ticket price isn't on the list. Hence why you are a big boy.

shaybebaby:

£650, ke? For real?
Last time I came to naij, it cost me 840 quid and I was only there for 6days. That was with Virgin three years ago. Meanwhile I went to Jamaica last year for two weeks, flight, accommodation, hotel transfers and a four star all inclusive hotel for 1100 quid.
So check it nah, when we are talking about value for your hard earned money, naij ticket price isn't on the list. Hence why you are a big boy.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa na wa ooooooi nor know say na only me be poor man here ooo,shay shay self na madam

Martin0:



Eh with your married sister
In her husband house?

Eh pig
How come about pig into this chat
Shay shay right here and now abeg tell me the simple truth,Do u know me

Nah my sister isn't married. But she has her own place.

, I no know you o. I follow you remember and saw a post you wrote about being in a partnership in pig farming, in ondo state I think.

You dey fear?

shaybebaby:

£650, ke? For real?
Last time I came to naij, it cost me 840 quid and I was only there for 6days. That was with Virgin three years ago. Meanwhile I went to Jamaica last year for two weeks, flight, accommodation, hotel transfers and a four star all inclusive hotel for 1100 quid.
So check it nah, when we are talking about value for your hard earned money, naij ticket price isn't on the list. Hence why you are a big boy.

E be like say I go go dey collect pound now ooo,d ministry most move

Martin0:


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa na wa ooooooi nor know say na only me be poor man here ooo,shay shay self na madam

Madam for where? I claim it anyways.

But seriously, nigerians spend way more to travel outside of naij than those of us here, going to the same places.

Martin0:


E be like say I go go dey collect pound now ooo,d ministry most move

Pound is not good like it used to be. Almost the same as the euro and dollar now. No thanks to brexshit!

shaybebaby:

Nah my sister isn't married. But she has her own place.

, I no know you o. I follow you remember and saw a post you wrote about being in a partnership in pig farming, in ondo state I think.

You dey fear?

Aaaaaaa na wa ooo I don marry be that na,oya dey arrange her for me ee,I hear say una price nor big(45tuber's of yam,oil,rice)
Man don marry ooo
Oya help me dey package her jare

Okokobioko
Chai see fucckkup ooo,I forget say na Nairaland I dey self,oooo
Na where me and gyp dey talk na mouth open wide forget himself

My dear I dey fear oooo,I nor want make person know anything about me on Nairaland ooo especially you

shaybebaby:

Pound is not good like it used to be. Almost the same as the euro and dollar now. No thanks to brexshit!

Ee na u dey talk that one,aaaaa pounds still beta pass naira ooo remember

Martin0:


Aaaaaaa na wa ooo I don marry be that na,oya dey arrange her for me ee,I hear say una price nor big(45tuber's of yam,oil,rice)
Man don marry ooo
Oya help me dey package her jare

Okokobioko
Chai see fucckkup ooo,I forget say na Nairaland I dey self,oooo
Na where me and gyp dey talk na mouth open wide forget himself

My dear I dey fear oooo,I nor want make person know anything about me on Nairaland ooo especially you

What are you hiding?
You were supposed to add me up on Facebook. Don't tell me you are a chicken.

And what do you mean "especially you"? Wetin I do?

Martin0:


Ee na u dey talk that one,aaaaa pounds still beta pass naira ooo remember

Well in terms of buying power and not absolutes, you are right.

shaybebaby:

Madam for where? I claim it anyways.

But seriously, nigerians spend way more to travel outside of naij than those of us here, going to the same places.

True talk
Nigerian's invest more on travelling I believe

shaybebaby:
Well in terms of buying power and not absolutes, you are right.

Exactly

Martin0:



True talk
Nigerian's invest more on travelling I believe

Lack of competition, bad management, bad reputation, economic instability, lack of accountability. All those things discourage investment which in turn means that there are less players so existing ones can get away with charging sky high rates.

shaybebaby:

What are you hiding?
You were supposed to add me up on Facebook. Don't tell me you are a chicken.

And what do you mean "especially you"? Wetin I do?

Hahahah,ask me again Miss shayqueen

Ok facebook,oya now come make I go add you,but I nor know ur name ooo
U send am for d other room

I mean say I nor dey like make ladies dey know about my life...

Abi na u wan marry me
Na only person wey I go marry I fit give access to know more about me ooo

shaybebaby:

Lack of competition, bad management, bad reputation, economic instability, lack of accountability. All those things discourage investment which in turn means that there are less players so existing ones can get away with charging sky high rates.

Exactly!!!
Shay shay u go univ?

Martin0:


Hahahah,ask me again Miss shayqueen

Ok facebook,oya now come make I go add you,but I nor know ur name ooo
U send am for d other room

I mean say I nor dey like make ladies dey know about my life...

Abi na u wan marry me
Na only person wey I go marry I fit give access to know more about me ooo

*rolls eyes*
I sent you an email, use that email to search for me on Facebook.

How do you know you will not find your future wife through me?

shaybebaby:

£650, ke? For real?
Last time I came to naij, it cost me 840 quid and I was only there for 6days. That was with Virgin three years ago. Meanwhile I went to Jamaica last year for two weeks, flight, accommodation, hotel transfers and a four star all inclusive hotel for 1100 quid.
So check it nah, when we are talking about value for your hard earned money, naij ticket price isn't on the list. Hence why you are a big boy.

yes! last christmas 2016 was return £640, i went for 6 weeks to naija but you have to buy Early atleast 3 months before, i ve already bought April's (easter) for Ticket 667 quid with BA.

I don't think the prices has anything to do with how long one stays, does it? they just sell you the ticket you can stay how long you wish, it isn't a package fare, it's just flight fare, i guess.

Martin0:


Exactly!!!
Shay shay u go univ?

Me that graduated with a first class.
I be university.

gypsey:
yes! last time! it was return £640, i went for 6 weeks to naija but you have to buy Early atleast 3 months before, i ve already bought April's (easter) for Ticket 667 quid with BA.

That's the thing with scheduled flights, you have to book way in advance.

See, I said you was a big boy. Let me manage my 30 quid flight jejely. Just do me a favour, abeg help me bring garri ijebu and groundnuts when you are coming back. If the name is too local for you, then cassava flakes and peanuts if you please.

shaybebaby:

*rolls eyes*
I sent you an email, use that email to search for me on Facebook.

How do you know you will not find your future wife through me?

Hahaaaah na wa for u ooo,u con even dey roll eye for me abi
Cat eye agbalagbi woman

Oh I nor know oo,nor vex make I go check

Me,I never doubted the believe that I won't get a wife through you,but my imagination hmmmm shay shay,
You will know basically everything about my life,infact self my history will be in your hands,but anyway if it get to that level I nor care again...

shaybebaby:
*rolls eyes* I sent you an email, use that email to search for me on Facebook.
How do you know you will not find your future wife through me?

Na aggressive and divorced lady I like to marry ooo, But if man nor see we go manage the rest

shaybebaby:
Me that graduated with a first class. I be university.

Hahahah nor be only first class Why u nor jus ready more become prof Agbalagbi

Martin0:


Hahaaaah na wa for u ooo,u con even dey roll eye for me abi
Cat eye agbalagbi woman

Oh I nor know oo,nor vex make I go check

Me,I never doubted the believe that I won't get a wife through you,but my imagination hmmmm shay shay,
You will know basically everything about my life,infact self my history will be in your hands,but anyway if it get to that level I nor care again...

I guess that's something you'll have to decide if you are comfortable with.
Either ways, I understand, one can't be too careful.

shaybebaby:

That's the thing with scheduled flights, you have to book way in advance.

See, I said you was a big boy. Let me manage my 30 quid flight jejely. Just do me a favour, abeg help me bring garri ijebu and groundnuts when you are coming back. If the name is too local for you, then cassava flakes and peanuts if you please.

That man gypsey,hmmm I wonder how he wan take carry garri come for u hahahahahh'D
Chai gypsey is a ma

Martin0:



Hahahah nor be only first class
Why u nor jus ready more become prof
Agbalagbi

You don't believe me
I sabi book o.

Martin0:


Na aggressive and divorced lady I like to marry ooo,
But if man nor see we go manage the rest

Lol @aggressive and divorced. You like load ooo, this wan wey you wan carry their emotional baggage.

shaybebaby:
You don't believe me I sabi book o.

Na wa for u ooo,I believe u sweety hahahah Oya calm down ooo I believ u, I dey pet u now ooo

shaybebaby:

That's the thing with scheduled flights, you have to book way in advance.

See, I said you was a big boy. Let me manage my 30 quid flight jejely. Just do me a favour, abeg help me bring garri ijebu and groundnuts when you are coming back. If the name is too local for you, then cassava flakes and peanuts if you please.

come! me I would like a 30 quid fare too abeg! tell me! which airline?

see o! i carry foodstuff too! when coming back, my mother makes sure of that. so i am not Embarrassed to carry, l carry from Egusi, ogbono, Ogiri down to dry fish!