gypsey:
that kind Airplane wey dey full with drunk Oyibo women wey dey go hen party for spain Abi?

snail? how una dey take cook snail? but snail dey dalston market here in Hackney naa! or pekham.

And is being on a plane full of drunk women such a bad thing?
Bros, you be learner? ... THAT's exactly where you want to be

shaybebaby:

But it's my favourite food nah. Don't worry, I will wash it down after with a hot cuppa.

Garri is bae, I swear.

jisos! classy combination, a cuppa after soaked garri?

shaybebaby:
I'm just booking space Incase..

Nor book abeg

shaybebaby:
. I must see ya face today!

Hian,na wa ooo ok.. That one nor be problem na,it just common face abi,ok...
Give me ur mail,no big-deal abeg give me ee... I don go search I nor see ur message ,serious ooo

shaybebaby:

And is being on a plane full of drunk women such a bad thing?
Bros, you be learner? ... THAT's exactly where you want to be

Na so o! i just wanted to make sure! Yes! that's exactly! the kinda Airplane i would love to fly in infact that will be my dreams come through

gypsey:
Na so o! i just wanted to make sure! Yes! that's exactly! the kinda Airplane i would love to fly in infact that will be my dreams come through

Now you are talking, did you see in the papers a gut and girl on one of such flights having proper sex? They were charged to court. And the bloke had a girlfriend at home.

Martin0:


Hian,na wa ooo ok..
That one nor be problem na,it just common face abi,ok...

Give me ur mail,no big-deal abeg give me ee...
I don go search I nor see ur message ,serious ooo

I'll resend the mail.

Martin0:


Eh eh e good make gypsey do am for u,I nor fit do garri tinz abeg..

Do u know if I will even come to that way,abi u dey assume on ur own

see you! you wan nyash but you no wan DHL or carry garri okpu Amu!

gypsey:
jisos! classy combination, a cuppa after soaked garri?

Na so nah, haven't you seen the way oyinbo people just remix foods anyhow?

I seen an instance where they made like mashed potatoes, come dey use bread chop am like soup with a big plate of pasta on the side.

shaybebaby:

Now you are talking, did you see in the papers a gut and girl on one of such flights having proper sex? They were charged to court. And the bloke had a girlfriend at home.

ehen! so na true! i am not surprised

gypsey:
come! me I would like a 30 quid fare too abeg! tell me! which airline?

see o! i carry foodstuff too! when coming back, my mother makes sure of that. so i am not Embarrassed to carry, l carry from Egusi, ogbono, Ogiri down to dry fish!

I hope say na u dey cook those things ooo

Martin0:


I hope say na u dey cook those things ooo

na one IMO state gyal wey i sabi na she dey come cook am for me

gypsey:
see you! you wan nyash but you no wan DHL or carry garri okpu Amu!

Hahahahahah
Nyansh plenty everywhere eee

shaybebaby:

I'll resend the mail.

Hian na wa ooo,na so u like work,time we u go take give me something u go dey stress urself

shaybebaby:

Na so nah, haven't you seen the way oyinbo people just remix foods anyhow?

I seen an instance where they made like mashed potatoes, come dey use bread chop am like soup with a big plate of pasta on the side.

And take chips join am too.

gypsey:
na one IMO state gyal wey i sabi na she dey come cook am for me

Na wa ooo,,,
That mean's she go also dey give u ikpu also na

gypsey:
ehen! so na true! i am not surprised

But seriously, get some of your mates together and book a lad's holiday. You'll have a blast and get laid. Win win.

Martin0:


Hian na wa ooo,na so u like work,time we u go take give me something u go dey stress urself

But I did, you must have missed it. Resent it anyways.

Martin0:



Na wa ooo,,,
That mean's she go also dey give u ikpu also na

na sooo! wetin make person do? she say she from ngor okpala! na mbaise, never heard of that area before o!

gypsey:
And take chips join am too.

How you take know? Put chips inside bread call am chip butty.
It should be a crime. Carbs on Carbs.

shaybebaby:

But seriously, get some of your mates together and book a lad's holiday. You'll have a blast and get laid. Win win.

No wahala! i will tell them, before na Amsterdam we dey find easy lay go or all the way to thailand

gypsey:
na sooo! wetin make person do? she say she from ngor okpala! na mbaise, never heard of that area before o!

Na wa ooo,na name of place be that or human

shaybebaby:

How you take know? Put chips inside bread call am chip butty.
It should be a crime. Carbs on Carbs.

Hian! 2 oyibo women don divorce me Already get 2 pikin from each of them. so i sabi dem well well!

gypsey:
No wahala! i will tell them, before na Amsterdam we dey find easy lay go or all the way to thailand

Putana and ladyboys?

shaybebaby:

But I did, you must have missed it. Resent it anyways.

Okkk sorry I got it,I be dey fear when I see am ooo,I hear say dem dey hack email now,so man was been careful,..

Eh eh oya I dey wait for reply ooo,coz I go soon go crash oo

gypsey:
Hian! i don divorce 2 oyibo women Already get 2 pikin from each of them. so i sabi dem well well!

Lool, not one but two each. Your child maintenance must be high.

I talk am say you be big boy.

On a more serious note, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope both times, it wasn't too acrimonious.

Martin0:


Okkk sorry I got it,I be dey fear when I see am ooo,I hear say dem dey hack email now,so man was been careful,..

Eh eh oya I dey wait for reply ooo,coz I go soon go crash oo

Oh lawd. I never see person wey fear reach you.

shaybebaby:

Putana and ladyboys?

na only once i follow my bro inlaw one of my exes go! and i made sure the one wey him carry give me na proper female

gypsey:
na only once i follow my bro inlaw one of my exes go! and i made sure the one wey him carry give me na proper female

*Yimu*
Haven't been to thailand though but would love to go. Bet it was lush.

shaybebaby:

Lool, not one but two each. Your child maintenance must be high.

I talk am say you be big boy.

On a more serious note, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope both times, it wasn't too acrimonious.

actually na dem divorce me on Infidelity grounds, they said i can't keep it in me trousers
luckily dem no dey ask for any maintenance or support but i still make sure say my pikin dem dey okay.

shaybebaby:

Oh lawd. I never see person wey fear reach you.

Eh ok ooo,ever since dem scarm me,I nor get mind again ooo,especially of social media...
One need to be careful these day's you know..
My facebook account was hacked when I left the country to jus to a nearby west africa ooo and to the franco's...

So ever since them I need to be carful ooo madam...
Abi have u forgotten how dangerious nigeria's are becoming these day's?

shaybebaby:

*Yimu*
Haven't been to thailand though but would love to go. Bet it was lush.

it was "sic" like the youths say, full with westerners everything appears cheap there when you exchange £££, from pussi down to booze